Manual High School - Mirror Yearbook (Peoria, IL)

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be ijaeuria twister g VOL. XYZ JUNE 30, 1930 NO. FORGOTTEN BIG SCANDAL UNEARTHED IN WASHINGTON Washington, D. C., ,lune I.-It was disclosed here today in an attack upon the President by Senator Beam, from Arkansas, that there was dirty work afoot in the appointment of Miss Ber- nice Downing to the office of Chief justice of the Supreme Court. Her Honor, judge Downing, refused our reporter an intereview this morning. Excitement runs high. YALE SECURE NOTED FOOTBALL COACH FOR SEASON New Haven, Conn., june I.fYale football stock soared this morning when it was announced that Eddie Mc- Donough, the worldwide known quar- terback had been secured to lead the Eli this year. When asked if this was true, here today, McDonough only indulged in one of his famous blushes. and took another cough drop. WALTER NICOT, Taxi Service at all hours. Phone M. 23. Hauling Base- ball Teams a Specialty. Adv. RABID SUFFRAGETTE FINALLY QUELLED AFTER BITING OFF POLICEMAN'S EAR. Chicago, lll., June I.fPoliceman Bob McBride was nursing an amputated auditory organ this morning, as a re- sult of his clash with Miss Margaret Hanson. a rabid follower of Pankhurst. Miss Hanson was leading a squad of her shock troops in an attempt to pull the hair of The Hon. Harriet Williams, Mayoress of Chicago. The Mayoress is openly a foe of advanced Pankhurst- ism, and Miss Hanson has sworn to get her. It took six policemen to disperse the attacking troops, and their leader fought so vigorously that two clubs were broken over her before Officer McBride exercised great presence of mind, and tickled her into submission: but not before Miss Hanson had suc- ceeded in chewing off his left ear. Miss Hanson was defiant this morning, and said, had she not lost a tooth in her youth, she would have chewed the oflicer's head off. Page AMUSEMENTS The Orpheum. A wonderful dazzling bill awaits you at the Orpheum this half of the week. Prof. Harry Cornelius, the universally recognized authority upon wrestling, and Champion of the World will give an exhibition bout and lecture. The Professor is an unusually good-looking chap, the only flaw in his beauty being his bald head. Jake Daly, the inimitable irishman, will appear in a revelry of wit which brings down the house. Jake must also receive praise for his dancing. Royster 61 Goldstein, that musical pair, deserve great applause, which is always given them. Miss Royster is an expert at teasing tones from the piano, while her partner's rich bass voice is always in demand. To Top the bill we have the world- famed greatest tenor since Caruso, Fred Noel. The management spent SI0,000 to bring this singer here. and knows that the show-going public will appreciate its efforts. AFTER THE SHOW stop in at the Honey Dew and try our home-made ice cream and confections. Meals at all hours. Pies like mother never knew how to make. MORAN 8: CODY, Proprietors. MOTORCYCLE RACE TOMORROW Stuntz 8: Kraker to Break Record. In an attempt to break the world's record for speed upon a cement speed- way, Ed. Stuntz and Kenneth Kraker will jockey their Harleys around the new race track tomorrow afternoon. ln a trial lap yesterday Stuntz made the mile in 2 seconds, without using his engine. I'l1 fool 'emu said Stuntz. l'll break the record with my engine missing, and they won't know what done it. Besides, look at the gas you save. 29 I Q

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June 30, 1930 The Eenria Retsister WANT ADS. WANTED-A Maid. Family of two. Work light and easy. Every afternoon and evening out. Can use parlor to entertain morning callers. Home cooking. Apply Helen Wilton. I BUY everything in the line of JUNK. Also good second-hand hay culti- vator for sale. Full line of second- hand peanuts. Only used once. Call XI3. L. BLOTNER 81 BRO., Zll Moss Ave. WANTED-Hired Man, to work on Farm. Must be silent and sober. Light work, good eats. Flivver fur- nished free. Apply by proxy. WANTED-Airplane Mechanic and Chauffer. One who can crank his engine in mid-air without ringing any church bells. Apply L. STRONG. LOOKS LIKE IT SMELLS LIKE IT TASTES LIKE IT ONLY IT'S BETTER That's BUD WEISSER'S BREW On lap in all drug slares. KILL YOUR FLYS With HAMANN'S HANDY HAMMER One stroke of the Handy Hammer is guaranteed to dispose of any fly, no matter what his size. Price two-bits. HAMANN-COUSINS COMPANY Hardware and Things Like Thai. MOONLICHT ON THE WATER Take Your Best Girl Kanoeing If you can't Kanoe, our expert Kanoe- ist, Ed. Stuntz, will help you out. THE KARL KANOE COMPANY Up the River THE LATEST SONGS Are Always on Sale at KLATT, BUBB 61 LIND CO. Music in any form style or quantity. Terms: Strictly cash. No notes. KYLE'S KAT FARM All makes and sizes of Katz for sale. Kom early and Katch your Kat. 9 Kitten St. Tom, Ill. KURLEY'S KURL KITCHEN Kom in and get your Kurls Fancy Hair-Dressing and Marinello Shop E. BOYD, Chief Kurler Pa NEWS JUST RECEIVED FROM EUROPE Londonfldester Walmsley, tutor to the Prince of Wales, put her name in- delibly upon the pages of history here today, and was immediately discharged. The King says books are too expensive to be marked up in this manner. ParisfTerzile Moehlenpah, the well known artist, was surprised when burg- lars entered her home here last night. She frightened them away by making a noise like an infant. Pekin-The whole city is in deep mourning. Miss Edna Ames has suc- cumbed to the wiles of mere man, an incurable disease. Her friends extend sympathy. Pottstown-The whole city watched the election returns come in here last night. Laura Staebler was elected mayor amid wild acclaim. Podunk-Miss Nellie Ryan startled the natives here today by appearing with long hair. Dip Vanswinkle, the oldest inhabitant says he remembers when women all wore long hair, but Dip is getting pretty old, and there is ques- tion as to the veracity of this. PrincevilleiMiss Marie Spindler was hauled in last night for speeding, and reckless driving. lt was alleged she killed six chicken hawks in her mono- Hight. Miss Spindler says she was only going 95 per, and not l50 as the village cop says. The speed limit is IOO over this town, so beware ye tourist. ROESER 8: SWANSON Commission Merchants Special Sale of One-Eyed Potatoes today at half price. Come early and bring your flivver. LET KAMPBELL KURE YOUR KOW DR. W. E. CAMPBELL Specialist in Bovine Diseases 2l0 Milk St. Don't Miss THE FASHION SHOW Beginning at 9:00 P. X. at the FASH FURNITURE CO. Funny Fashions Furnished Freely. ge 30