Madison High School - Madisonian Yearbook (Mansfield, OH)

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HUMOR Johnny: Pop, I need an encyclopedia for school. Pop: Encyclopedia, bah. You can walk to school like I did. - Wayne Engineer On a bus a man gave his seat to a woman. She fainted. On recovering she thanked him. Then he fainted. Prof. in Ethics: I will lecture today on liars. How many of you have read the twentyffifth chapter? Nearly all raised their hands. Prof.: That's fine. You're the very group to whom I wish to speak. There is no twentyffifth chapter. Bill: Did you see the new style of dancing? Harry: No, what is it? Bill: The elevator dance. Harry: What's it like? Bill: No steps. What model is your car? It's no model. It's a horrible example. You can't sit on daddy's knee tonight- he's had a busy day at the office. Student: But, officer, I'm a high school student. Officer: Ignorance is no excuse. How's your grammar? Oh, she's fine, thanks. How's yours? I drink a hot cup of water every morning. So do I, but my wife calls it coffee. And you know about the farm hand who is waiting to be drafted so he can sleep until 5 :30. We also had a good one about crude oil, but we couidn't print it because it wasn't refined. Page TwentyfEighc

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M I-I S - RADIO PROGRAMS Singing Farrel Stuff Shopping Review by Landfair Boals and Thoma Sub. for Abbott and Costello Harold McFarland and the News Want Ads WANTED: An inexperienced farm hand. Call or see Stanley Rinehart. - WANTED : An experienced house maid. Dial 9999-9 ' WANTED: L One blond. Phone 1034-9. Jack Spriester- bach. Call in person. WANTED: Triple - threat men for Ohio State. Bill Wynn, coach. WANTED: One sturdy man for carrying ice. Farqu- har Ice Co. WANTED: Work by the hour. Any odd job. Dial 1000-0 Jack Boals res. WANTED : Salesmen to sell ho- siery. Good pay and pleasant work. Prof. James Cooke. WANTED: Ushers for Style Show. Dump Theatre. FOUND: One 4F Civilian. .jean Price. LOST: One 44 class ring with initials Marie Mitchell. . l1- 1 FOUND : Hair Restorer. Wayne Miller. -T LOST: One guitar string. Reward. Farrell Stuff. FOUND: American Govern- ment book belonging to Madison High School. Principal call 9876-5. Howard Shaw M LOST: One day of school. Students please report Saturday. Superinten- dent Helen Sauder. Bapkals Novelty Store Sboelaces to nuts Wolford Chemical Company Deliveries made on short notice Richard Wolford, Pres. Harrod's Beauty Salon ' Pretty Women Made Prettier Mary Louise Harrod Prop. FOR SALE: One good used car. Excellent shape. Fos- ter Laribee. Lost and Found LOST: One sailor boy. jean Price. FOUND: A blue gadorbie. Owner please call be- tween 1 and 2 a.m. Dick Wolford. l... ..l-H-1 LOST: A book of address- es. Owner anxious to recover this valuable property. Reward maybe. Delbert Pos- ton. Grace's Key Shop Cars opened Keys made jack Grace, Prop. Thoma's Recreation Billiard Tables Ping Pong Tables Bowling Alleys jack Thoma, Prop. Trease's Farm SUPPIY If y0u're willing to buy We're willing to sell Carlton Trease, Pres. Howard Shaw, Manager Page 'l'wentyfSe1ie'L'

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CofEditors ,...,........... Business Managers ,.,,,, Advertising Managers Faculty Writefups .,,,, Senior Writefups ......,,i, Class Will .....w... Class Prophecy .. Class History .,,,,, ,,,,.. Outside Activities Music Editors ..,,... Boys' Athletics . Girls' Athletics .,,,,,.. Dramatics .,,,ii.,.,.. . ...,,,, , Circulation Managers Freshmen Writefups , Sophomore Writefups junior Writefups ..,., Snapshots , ,.....,....... . Artist .ici.iiii ,... Joke Editors .,.. ...... War Correspondents ANNUAL STAFF James Cooke, Mary Louise Harrod Richard Wolford, Ada Hahn Paul Earquhar, Wanda Tipper Ruth Blumenschein Jack Boals, Lucile Heldenhrand Marybelle Cole, Marie Mitchell, Harold McFarland . ,,,,,,,,.t.,i,,.........,,.., Helen Sauder, jean Frary, Gladys Long Betty Jean Landfair, Rhea Domka Elvina Bessemer, Margaret Logan, Betty Kelley Jack Grace, Wanda Tipper ,, ..,.. Richard Gross, Howard Shaw Mildred Metz, Alma June Rose ,,,,,,,.....,.,,,.,,,,,,..........,....,,.......,i........,, Carlton Trease La Donna Harrison, Jack Spriesterhach ,. .,,,. ,,,..,. .......,......,,,,,,.......... N a nceita Myers Miriam Wolf Mary Catherine Stoner June Leininger, Harold Hammer , ,.i.i,,.. ..i,.........,,,,..,,,.....................,,,, R aymond Rogers Delbert Poston, Ruby Bapka, jean Price Evelyn Larcey, Bill Wynn, Harold Cook Typisrg ,,,,,c,,,,i,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,iiiiiii. Margaret Logan, Iligene Addlesperger, Mary Jane Armstrong Page Twenty N1 ic