Madison High School - Madisonian Yearbook (Mansfield, OH)

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M I-I S - RADIO PROGRAMS Singing Farrel Stuff Shopping Review by Landfair Boals and Thoma Sub. for Abbott and Costello Harold McFarland and the News Want Ads WANTED: An inexperienced farm hand. Call or see Stanley Rinehart. - WANTED : An experienced house maid. Dial 9999-9 ' WANTED: L One blond. Phone 1034-9. Jack Spriester- bach. Call in person. WANTED: Triple - threat men for Ohio State. Bill Wynn, coach. WANTED: One sturdy man for carrying ice. Farqu- har Ice Co. WANTED: Work by the hour. Any odd job. Dial 1000-0 Jack Boals res. WANTED : Salesmen to sell ho- siery. Good pay and pleasant work. Prof. James Cooke. WANTED: Ushers for Style Show. Dump Theatre. FOUND: One 4F Civilian. .jean Price. LOST: One 44 class ring with initials Marie Mitchell. . l1- 1 FOUND : Hair Restorer. Wayne Miller. -T LOST: One guitar string. Reward. Farrell Stuff. FOUND: American Govern- ment book belonging to Madison High School. Principal call 9876-5. Howard Shaw M LOST: One day of school. Students please report Saturday. Superinten- dent Helen Sauder. Bapkals Novelty Store Sboelaces to nuts Wolford Chemical Company Deliveries made on short notice Richard Wolford, Pres. Harrod's Beauty Salon ' Pretty Women Made Prettier Mary Louise Harrod Prop. FOR SALE: One good used car. Excellent shape. Fos- ter Laribee. Lost and Found LOST: One sailor boy. jean Price. FOUND: A blue gadorbie. Owner please call be- tween 1 and 2 a.m. Dick Wolford. l... ..l-H-1 LOST: A book of address- es. Owner anxious to recover this valuable property. Reward maybe. Delbert Pos- ton. Grace's Key Shop Cars opened Keys made jack Grace, Prop. Thoma's Recreation Billiard Tables Ping Pong Tables Bowling Alleys jack Thoma, Prop. Trease's Farm SUPPIY If y0u're willing to buy We're willing to sell Carlton Trease, Pres. Howard Shaw, Manager Page 'l'wentyfSe1ie'L'

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Home Town Boy Makes Good Delbert Poston, who left Mansfield ten yeas ago to seek his fortune in Holly- wood, has found it at last. He is now starring in that hilarious western comedy, The Villian Wore Spurs, which will be featured at the Dump Theatre in the near future. Poston first served as a prompter in the Pedro Pollen -Payer Company. Later he served as an extra and by hard work and perseverance at last reached the dizzy heights of fame. Co-starring with Delbert Poston is Ada Hahn, an alumna of Madison High School who went to Holly- wood two years ago and was ,immediately acclaimed a suc- cess by the theatre people and the movie going popula- tion. Removed To Hospital The manager of the Ken- tucky Derby, Mr. Paul Farqu- har, was removed to the Cat Hospital today for treatment of severe shock. It is rumored that Mr. Far- quhar had bet his life's sav- ings, which he earned in the ice business, on an old nag, Bluebell. All during the race Mr. Farquhar was in a nervous state of excitement. When his nag won he tossed his lucky silver dollar away, shouted I dood it, and passed out. New Hosiery Perfected One of the most outstand- ing scientists of the 20th century, Professor james Cooke, has perfected a new kind of hosieny. Much to the delight of the ladies these hose are sheer as gossamer and twice as run- proof. The latest shades in these hose vary from Noon Day Green to Midnight Pur- ple. The Professor himself developed these shades. As a result of the years of strenuous study and research work the Professor is now re' covering in the Dip Dope Sanitorium, in Alaska. Page 'Twenty-Six Wanda Tipper Named National Amateur Tennis Tournament Champion. Mildred Metz Runner Up Wanda Tipper, who be- gan her tennis career on the courts of Liberty Park and the Madison High School Auditorium, has won the Na- tional Amateur Tournament. During her high school days Miss Tipper was chosen as the most outstanding girl athlete. After graduation she entered various occupations, but always played tennis in her spare moments. When she won the championship title at the La De Da Club she entered the state tourna- ment. Winning the state title she entered the national finals. The game was very excit- ing as Miss Tipper had as her final opponent, Mildred Metz who used to be WAAC's back in , Miss Metz is also from Madi- those in the '48 son High School. In days Miss Metz and Miss Tipper were the best of friends. The Dilly Dolly Style Show Announced This week the Dump Theatre is featuring a style 'show, the most sensational of the season. One of the lead- ing models, Iligene Addle- sperger will appear in a Her- cules Red two piece suit featuring the thigh-knee length shirt with a dragon green bustle at the waist and dragon green accessories. Betty Kelly will model the latest in dinner dresses. Es- pecially publicized is the skin tight dinner gown in Prime Purple, with horizontal lines. Jean Price, another out- standing model, is especially attractive in the lace date dress with pleated shirt and leg of mutton sleeves. Admission is 65c per per- son, unless you are prettier than the models. In that case you will pay 56100. Sails For Africa Last evening Miss Lucille Heldenbrand set sail for Africa. She returned from India six months ago, where she had succeeded quite well in her missionary work . Before she left she was the honored guest at a farewell party given by Miss Helen Ilursh. l r Bachelor Farewell Party Given For Hammer Last night a bachelor fare- well party was given for Harold Hammer, who has de- cided to serve his country, now that the war is over. To quote Hammer, Now that their aren't so many in the Navy I feel my Uncle Sammy needs me. The party was held at the Van de Swank Hotel. After the dinner was served pin- chole was played by the members of the party. The celebrated card player and authority, Gerald O'leary won all the prizes. The after dinner speaker Richard Gross, who spoke be- fore dinner, elaborated on the subject Are You A Man Or A Mouse? All the membes of the party decided that they were men. The honor guest at the party was Howard Shaw, a former manager of the Cleve- land Indians. How To Reduce If your figure is not slim you need no socially em- new technique down has been the proprietors Shape Beauty and shapely longer feel barrassed. A for slimming perfected by of the Ship Saloon, Helen Sauder and Alma June Rose. This method is a system of complete ease. No dis- tasteful dieting or exercising is required. All you do is to hit yourself over the head with an axe before very meal. Make an appointment to- day at the Ship Shape Beauty Saloon to learn the technique of hitting yourself over the head with an axe. If you don't have an axe a sledge hammer will do. As shining examples of their fine art are the pro- prietors. Waistlines 18 and 20 respectively. Use your imagination as to whether its feet or inches. Advice To Lovelorn By La Donna Harrison Dear Friends, Neighbors - Lovelorn Puppies: Yesterday my Marine came home, after having been mis- sing in action since the Bat- tle of Karkov. This illus- trates very well the point which I am going to stress todayg keep hoping fyou'll catch your manj and never give up. In order to catch your man you should be beautiful, smart, and rich. However you can catch one without all these traits providing you have a good trap. Look at me! just keep hoping and never give up. 'During the war we were- UC allowed to manufacture traps but now that the war is over they are again on the market. You can obtain one by mailing me a dollar bill today. Silver Dots 86 Dashes Club Holds Meeting A buffet luncheon was served yesterday afternoon by the Silver Dots and Dashes Club. Ruth Blumenschein presided as hostess. The table was decorated with beautiful yellow dandelions. After the luncheon the meeting was called to order by the worthy president, Marie Mitchell. The secre- tary, Marybelle Cole then read the minutes, and the treasurer, Betty Baker gave her report. To date the club is 75c in the hole. Following the business meeting Mary Catherine E. Stoner gave a talk on Filing, And How To Do It. The meeting was then adjourned. Donough's Butcher Shoppe Choice Meats STYLE SHOP Prop. Dorothy Fike

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HUMOR Johnny: Pop, I need an encyclopedia for school. Pop: Encyclopedia, bah. You can walk to school like I did. - Wayne Engineer On a bus a man gave his seat to a woman. She fainted. On recovering she thanked him. Then he fainted. Prof. in Ethics: I will lecture today on liars. How many of you have read the twentyffifth chapter? Nearly all raised their hands. Prof.: That's fine. You're the very group to whom I wish to speak. There is no twentyffifth chapter. Bill: Did you see the new style of dancing? Harry: No, what is it? Bill: The elevator dance. Harry: What's it like? Bill: No steps. What model is your car? It's no model. It's a horrible example. You can't sit on daddy's knee tonight- he's had a busy day at the office. Student: But, officer, I'm a high school student. Officer: Ignorance is no excuse. How's your grammar? Oh, she's fine, thanks. How's yours? I drink a hot cup of water every morning. So do I, but my wife calls it coffee. And you know about the farm hand who is waiting to be drafted so he can sleep until 5 :30. We also had a good one about crude oil, but we couidn't print it because it wasn't refined. Page TwentyfEighc