Madison Academy - Oracle Yearbook (Huntsville, AL)

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M16 We, the Senior Class ofMadison Academy, being real psych-ceramics do hereby publish and declare our last will and testament to all that it may concern, We, the Senior Class, after years of struggle, heartaches, joys, and happiness, will to the Junior Class the same fortitude that it has taken to get us this far. We, the Senior Class, will to the Jtuiior Class all of our old tests, term papers, etc. , provided that they are also willing to make low grades. We, the Senior Class, will to the Faculty blissful serenity after we're gone. I, Betty Lindsey, will my red hair to Martha Whitehead and my ability to ride horses to David Rodman, I, Carole Haven, will my ability to fix hair in class to Linda Hoskins. I, Winford Penna, will my bus route to Bro. Johnson, or anyone he can get to drive it. I, Charlotte Albright, will the editorship of THE ORACLE to Lynda Cooke, and I wish her plenty of luck. I, Dianne Crane, will my ability to promote any activity that comes along to Susan Chambers, I, Tim Williams, will my ability to bug Bro. Samples and get away with it to Rex Kilpatrick and Ray Upton. I, Jackie Sanders, will my ability to come late and leave early without Bro. McCready's knowing it to Rex Knott I, Bettie Singleton, will my quiet ways to Martha Whlthead. I, Cheryl Russel, will my willingness to work hard to Jean Giles. I, Linda Lowe, will my ad selling ability to Louise Lusk and Pat Gates. I, Mary Ann Fisher, will my ability to get a man to Linda Pike. I, Gayle Ashworth, will my cheerleading ability to Linda Hendrixson. I, Charlotte Hardeman, will my being Homecoming Queen to Myra Crabtree. I, Sandra Hamilton, will my ability to get married before school's out to Jackie Brooks, Bobby Chandler, and Joyce Reynolds. 1, Judy McBride, will my giggles to Joan Howard. We, Bettie Singleton and Carole Haven will Brother McCready to Bobby Church, Edward Upchurch, Dennis Crow- son, and Billy Ralph Glover. We, Charlotte Hardeman and Gayle Ashworth, will our ability to skip school without getting caught to Marshall Pierce and Freddie McBride.

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WINFORD PENNA CHARLUITE ALBRIGHT

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MMM? It is the year 1972. I had just finished delivering a series of lectures on the Psy- chological Causes of Idiosyncrasy and Traumatic Neurosis of Living in Space, at the forward outpost on the moon. Suddenly I remembered that the '62 graduating class of Madison Academy was having its tenth reunion. As I hurried aboard the X-15 Nova Spaceship for the return trip, I happened to meet Winford Penna, who had just com- pleted an engineering feat of transporting green cheese to earth. As we reached the space terminal on earth, who should we meet but the prima donna of the opera world, Betty Lindsey. Betty has successfully combined a singing career with being dietitian for the food concern of Sloppy Joe 's Space Delicatessen. As we boarded the jet train for Huntsville, we were joined by several other grads. Among those were Charlotte Hardeman, the personal nurse of Dr. Ben Caseyg -Jackie Sanders, who is now living in New Yorkg and Bettie Singleton, the private secretary of Dr. Phil Sumrall, who has replaced Dr. Werner von Braun. Also on the train, were Mary Ann Fisher, Judy McBride, and Sandra Hamilton, but we did not get to talk with them very much because they were busy chasing down all their children. When we arrived in Huntsville, we were greeted at the station by Linda Lowe, secretary for the reunion, and Gayle Ashworth, who had just won the title of Miss Space Age. On our way to school, we passed the beauty shop of Cheryl Russell and Carole Haven. I understand they specialize in aerodynamic permanents. The first one to greet us at the school was Dianne Crane, who had graciously left her household chores to be promotional director for the reunion. Also scurrying about was Charlotte Albright, the editor of Circus Universe, a magazine about the Sara- sota Spaceketeers, a circus which is managed by her husband. The last one to arrive was Tim Williams. He had just signed a contract to take over the Jack Paar show as comedian. As I left for my next lecture, Irealized that the reunion had been a wonderful occasion. Ralph E. Samples, Ph.D. CLASS SPONSOR