Madera Union High School - Blue and White Yearbook (Madera, CA)

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16 HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL. shoe pecelejeje ees = ss ss es bs es Ss 2 ss ee eS 0000008080082 Joke Column. oe es ss Ses Ss ss Se es es ss es Se ee ee SS eee TS High School Hamlet. How to peaceably get along with the girls at High School; that is the question: Whether ’twer nobler to precipitate mine mortal habitation from out of the topmost window of High School, foregoing the pleasures of school life, and absent PC Se Je ° 8 ° s e rs me from its pain, and with cowardice reining in mine vaulting rage, spurred on by desperation—to fall—to drop and quarrel no more—to light—ayve there’s the rub-—for in that jolt what bones might break—what hearts be broken—must give us pause and make us rather consider the distance before we jump. ‘There’s bones and hearts——all rent asunder, there’s tears and sighs— —all gone to thunder-—these make us rather endure the fires of feminine splutter than fly to others that might be hotter. HW Sentence From a Sunior’s Cssay. ‘‘And that very dog that belonged to the judge that had been running loose and unmuz- zled for two weeks and bit widow Wells on the neck was killed by the man with the hoe.”’ re Teacher: ‘‘What ismeant by a caravan train?”’ Junior girl: ‘‘I--I—O, yes, it is where they ride horseback on camels.”’ ‘Taber (in history): ‘‘What was William Wal- lace’s title?’’ Missa om, SSir.”” Taber: ‘‘What was the title of William Wal- lace?”’ Miss K.: title—was-——Sir, sir!!!’’ Sir! ! Yes—sir—I— -say—sir—his- Sue had a suitor, a tailor by trade, She thought he would certainly suit her; But papa upset the plans of the maid— Der schneider war ein ausgespielter. Teacher: ‘‘Translate, Pugno, pugnat.”’ Pupil: ‘‘He fights battles with his fists.’’ pugnas, Where AMsop’s famous fable’ fails: A tailor should try to suit everybody. Program. PART? oe Instrumental IDGer. «7.0... cseccvaces sseleeeanees «set sce cesaeiecs bah eaten Miss Helene Kelley and Mrs. W. B. Thurman SalutatOnyt:.c cape et-cescer ant seageesstss saonseee Lorena M. Kendall Vocal Solo. . Kmma Y. Casey BSGREYiaes vw os) se conte ns secs cua Meee as dag baa seats Mary E. Trincano PAGO SOLO oo sc. attend a seen ve +seeus ovaes came Lorena M. Kendall WiRTROICEORY, . = ieee: acs2-dess soe tune caaesnieeece ses Dow H. Ransom Presentation of (Diplomas ..ast. crease: ssessaensahorsesssene eee esiscteocems Miss Estella Bagnelle, Co. Supt. Schools Piatto! Soloy..csesessensocieee senda toes tonnes Miss Helene Kelley le Covey oy Bia) ee. CEaRR NERA AS Snes SOBEBH Scero Misses Lorena Kendall, Gertrude Edwards, Ila Woodson, 3 Emma Casey, Ida Bailey, Ida Preciado, Molley Carey, Frances Kirkland, Anna Roeder PART II. PRESENTATION OF FARCE—‘‘MY LORD IN LIVERY.”’ DRAMATIS PERSON . Lord Thirlmere (H. M. S. Phlegethon)................. Arar seater sicctsscetasteeacs arise emtneerce Frank Whitehead Spiggott (an old family butler)............. Dow H. Ransom Hopkins (atootmiat).; :..5ci..scbs arsacassser Kenneth Hughes Robert (a page) .... Harry Shepherd Sybil (daughter of Sir George Amberley)..Mary Trincano § Lorena Kendall { Ila Woodson Laura } Reseed (Titer Tetends) «oi cccwemmeencsweacas o— + Teacher, (after having blown his breath through a tube into a test-tube of lime-water): ‘‘Now, what gas does this experiment show to have been exhaled?”’ Pupil: ‘‘Hydrogen bisulphide.”’ Teacher (tothe classin physics who were study- ing adhesion and cohesion): ‘‘What makes the stamp stick to the envelope?”’ Bright girl: ‘The mucilage, of course.’’ Why does Gertie prefer F. E. W. to many? When will Ila become a regular member of the We Rec. Mary (answering phone): ‘This is the High School.’’ Miss ———: ‘‘Hello! who’s this?”’ Phone: ‘‘I proposed to your mother and she said alright.” “Vou dunce you, don’t you ” Miss ———: know she’s married? Good-bye. Kenneth, does it pay to make a martyr of your- self fighting fire during school hours?