Macomb High School - Spiderweb Yearbook (Macomb, IL)

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Q Jzwphecq May is, isa-so This is station MHS bringing you the latest news as a service of l'Iohnston's Vitamized Carrot Iuice , which is being manufactured by PAUL IOHNSTON. We know you'll agree with us that there's no other like it. And now for the news-ah, yes, there's good news tonight . . . KEITH ELLIS, who entered politics only last year, has been elected President of the United States and has appointed ANITA MCCREERY as Secretary of War . . . IAMES McMILLAN'S horse, Oceancookie, is expected to win the Tennessee Turban due to its expert jockyette, NORMA FOSTER . . . Under her stage name, I-Iary Mudson, MARY HUDSON has become famous in WILLIAM HAGERTY Shakespeare's great tragedy, l'Up in Lady Macbeth's Room . . . MARY BURKE and ED AUSBURY- pupils of Iose' Distrubi, are featured as the main attraction at the Vampire Club . . . An old double- rugged football hero, BILL MERCER, is now teaching home economics at Vassar . . . Professor SUE HEMP has finally developed a kangaroo with hip pockets . . . EILEEN BOOKER is living up to her name by diving for l'poils in the South Seas . . . Coach MILFORD MCRAVEN has perfected a new play which has led his undefeated Macomb High School basketball team to a victory over Champaign 69M to 2 . . . BEVERLY FERRIS has discovered a way to make long shortnin' bread . . . PAUL HEIDENREICH has successfully defended his heavyweight championship title for the 15th time at Madison Square Garden . . . DELORES BAKER has been voted the best wallpaperer of the year . . . KATHLEEN BAINTER, editor-in-chief of the Rears and Sawbuck catalogue, recently appointed ROSALIE BUTCHER in charge of the farm machinery division . . . DOROTHY Dumbhead DUNSWORTH has established herself in London by making the crowns for the king and queen, and has also crowned a few other people . . . We are proud to announce DARLOS COPLAN is our local pin-up girl at HAROLD GAMAGE'S Eleven-Pin Bowling Alley . . . BETTY FOSTER, who left for India three months ago to become a missionary, has turned to snake-charming as a career . . . At this time we wish to tell you about a new hair oil, BOB HORINE'S Tametwig Toupee Tonic. It's good for every color of hair, brown, yellow, black, and white. Some even use it on bald heads . . . Now, back to the news . . . We are happy to report that the champion auctioneeress, MARILYN LYNN, is now broadcasting over WCAZ in the absence of Ann Wyman . . . BOB BANKERT has opened his own super-deluxe swimming pool and has employed BOB FRAKES as lifeguard . . . PATSY BAKER is a mermaid in NORMAN HEATON'S newly founded Navy Aquarium . . . IOYCE APPLEGATE, after studying ballet for a number of years, has become a chorus girl . . . GEORGE DEANE entered the ministry and has converted many to his new religion called Deaneology . . . ANN BARRY, the great opera singer, is now the only person yodeling over CLARENCE DANNER'S Radar Broadcasting System, which broadcasts directly to the moon . . . EUGENE COPLAN has become rich by crossing cherries and pumpkins in such a way as to retain the size of the pumpkin and the taste of cherries so that a bucketful of cherries may be picked in a short time . . . MYRTLE BAKER is now a Spiritualist and Prophet of the Future traveling with a carnival under the name of Madame Mertsky . . . CHARLEY ARNOLD, ex chief-of-police of Macomb, as a reward for his many years service was sent to Sing-Sing and there he serves today Cas Chief Wardenj . . . LEOLA LAWRENCE and DOROTHY HVARVEN

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DOROTHY HVARVEN-I bequeath my mid-semester diploma to Gene DeRosa. MARGARET HOLDEN-l will my virtuosity on the violin to limmy Waters. BOB HORINE-I leave my football uniform to Lee Hare. MARY HUDSON-I will my ability to give speeches in speech class to Wayne Preston. PAUL IOHNSTON-I leave my nickname Doc to loan Coplan. KATE IONES-I just willingly leave. LEOLA LAWRENCE-l leave my sunny disposition to Melba Rutlege. MARILYN LYNN-I will my black wavy hair to Evelyn Wetzel. EXNITA MCCREERY-I leave my ripping good time on New Year's Eve to lo Anne arton. IAMES MCMILLAN-I will my Model A to Miss Waggoner to replace her Buick. MILFORD MCRAVEN-I do will and bequeath all my personal fouls to Bob Huff BILL MERCER-I will my good grades to anyone who can carry five subjects. EIOBERT LEE MILLER-I bequeath my treasured Thespian membership to Donna oon. ROBERT RED MILLER-l leave my left arm muscle and green eyebrows to Mary Von Fossen. BOB MUSTAIN-I will my leading part in Spring Green to Holly Settles. GERALD O'BRlEN-I bequeath my Adam's apple to lack Hursh. MAVIS OLDHAM-l will by blonde hair to Ann Holden. IOAN PEARSON-I bequeath my love for hamburgers and doughnuts to lo Hall and loan lewison. RONDELL PETTIT-l hereby will Howard Kelly all the Shakespearean poetry in the senior English book. CHARLES PHELPS-I will all the cob-webs in my brain to Macomb High. HAZEL PRICE-l leave my roller-skates to Miss Bradshaw. IACK PROVINE-I leave my geometry notebook to Donkey Elting. EVA ROBESON and MARY SMITHERS-We leave our well-known love of sailors ibut refuse to leave the sailorsl to Doris Bly and Barbara Graves. MARY lANE RUTH-l gladly leave all my readings to Billy Hamilton. RICHARD REED-l will my nickname ul. Albert to Charlie Letler. I. P. SAPPINGTON-l will my fighting good time on hay-rack rides Ito lo Bill Collins. STUART SHAFER-I leave my studiousness to my sister, Patty. DOROTHY SMITH-I will my wonderful success in chemistry to Vera Willock. LARRY STINE-I leave my Corpus Christi pillow to Dewey Terhune. MARGERY SULLIVAN-I leave my book reports to Maxine Powell. FRED THOMPSON-ln the hands of Tad Hemp l leave Henrietta . lUNlOR TOLAND-I leave my position in physics to Andy Mikita. JUNE TOLLEY-l bequeath my little sister, 'lSkinner , to anyone who will take care of and protect her. ELNORA TUCKER-I will my U. S. history book to Dan Sala. IMY VAN HOOSER-I leave Miss Baxter to anyone who can handle her. MARSHAL WATSON-I will the sighs of my swooners to Frank Sinatra. MAURICE BALDY WELCH-I bequeath my long flowing tresses to Andy Baker. MARILYN WETZEL-I leave my quietness to Bob Polite. DONA WOODWORTH-I will my green suede jacket to Lois Ross. MARY LOU WRIGHT-I bequeath my sparkler to lean Britton.

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have begun their crusade around the world in search of CONNIE FARR, who has become a hermit to escape women . . . KATE IONES, owner of the Varsity Night Club, has hired MARGARET HOLDEN as fiddler . . . BEVERLY ALEXANDER has manufactured a new confection called the Hot Foot Sundae . . . MARGARET CRAWFORD is the designer of BALDY WELCH'S exquisite crew cuts . . . That new perfume Essence of Edie is being manufactured by PHIL EDIE . . . STUART SHAFER has recently set himself up in the veterinary profession in Tookyville . . . I'll be back with the news in one moment, but first . . . Girls, have you tried Hazel's Golden Glow Cosmetics? You will actually glow in the dark when you wear these powerful cosmetics which are made by HAZEL PRICE . . . We now return to the news by bringing you this flash bulletin . . . LARRY STINE has been promoted to the rank of janitor in the Wright Hotel, of which MARY LOU WRIGHT is owner . . . Sir I ACK PROVINE, the famed poet following in Poe's illustrious footsteps, has recently issued his greatest masterpiece, The Ostrich . . . IR. TOLAN D had achieved the distinction of being the first American man to take up residence on the moon . . . MARGERY SULLIVAN is modeling the newest gowns for ace-designer, FRED THOMPSON, whose creations have been marveled over throughout the world . . . ELNORA TUCKER is traveling in Europe and gathering material for her new book, History Repeats . . . I UN E TOLLEY'S sensational column appears daily under the title, Tolley Tattles in the MARILYN WETZEL Newspapers Incorporated . . . RED MILLER has obtained a job as Easter Bunny for BOB MUSTAIN'S- Fun for the Kidees Store . . . Now a famous artist, we find RONDLE PETTIT in his studios composing his latest inspira- tion, The Pettit Girl . . . RICHARD REED is now posing for Dalt Whizney's newest character, Fish-Face McGoon . . . MARSHALL WATSON, grand opera singer touring with the Metropolitan Opera Company, has developed a severe case of laryngitis, and will be unable to sing for six months. . . DONA WOODWORTH has won first-place honors in the Women's National Annual Outdoor Track Meet . . . IMY VAN HOOSER is designing a newer and better big wheel for the Hooserian automobile at her plant in Tampico, Mexico . . . DOROTHY SMITH is showing her oil paintings in a private exhibit . . . MARY SMITHERS is the author of the popular, current Book-of-the-Month Club selection, How to Hold on to Your Sailor . . . In the wild West we discover ROBERT LEE MILLER punchin' cattle along the Navajo Trail . . . MAVIS OLDHAM is modeling hats at an exclusive shop in Toonerville, Tennessee . . . Gentle IO PEARSON has dedicated her life to the founding of a home for stray mongrels . . . We find EVA ROBESON and MARY IANE RUTH are two skilled trapeze performers under I. P. SAPPINGTON 'S Big Top . . . CHARLIE PHELPS, of a unique mind, has started a heliocopter taxi service between MHS and Seeger's . . . Officer GERALD O'BRIEN has become famous because of his clever trapping of the notorious criminal, Pebble Petunia. That's all the news for now, folks, but we'll be back again next year, same time, same station!