Macomb High School - Spiderweb Yearbook (Macomb, IL)

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DOROTHY HVARVEN-I bequeath my mid-semester diploma to Gene DeRosa. MARGARET HOLDEN-l will my virtuosity on the violin to limmy Waters. BOB HORINE-I leave my football uniform to Lee Hare. MARY HUDSON-I will my ability to give speeches in speech class to Wayne Preston. PAUL IOHNSTON-I leave my nickname Doc to loan Coplan. KATE IONES-I just willingly leave. LEOLA LAWRENCE-l leave my sunny disposition to Melba Rutlege. MARILYN LYNN-I will my black wavy hair to Evelyn Wetzel. EXNITA MCCREERY-I leave my ripping good time on New Year's Eve to lo Anne arton. IAMES MCMILLAN-I will my Model A to Miss Waggoner to replace her Buick. MILFORD MCRAVEN-I do will and bequeath all my personal fouls to Bob Huff BILL MERCER-I will my good grades to anyone who can carry five subjects. EIOBERT LEE MILLER-I bequeath my treasured Thespian membership to Donna oon. ROBERT RED MILLER-l leave my left arm muscle and green eyebrows to Mary Von Fossen. BOB MUSTAIN-I will my leading part in Spring Green to Holly Settles. GERALD O'BRlEN-I bequeath my Adam's apple to lack Hursh. MAVIS OLDHAM-l will by blonde hair to Ann Holden. IOAN PEARSON-I bequeath my love for hamburgers and doughnuts to lo Hall and loan lewison. RONDELL PETTIT-l hereby will Howard Kelly all the Shakespearean poetry in the senior English book. CHARLES PHELPS-I will all the cob-webs in my brain to Macomb High. HAZEL PRICE-l leave my roller-skates to Miss Bradshaw. IACK PROVINE-I leave my geometry notebook to Donkey Elting. EVA ROBESON and MARY SMITHERS-We leave our well-known love of sailors ibut refuse to leave the sailorsl to Doris Bly and Barbara Graves. MARY lANE RUTH-l gladly leave all my readings to Billy Hamilton. RICHARD REED-l will my nickname ul. Albert to Charlie Letler. I. P. SAPPINGTON-l will my fighting good time on hay-rack rides Ito lo Bill Collins. STUART SHAFER-I leave my studiousness to my sister, Patty. DOROTHY SMITH-I will my wonderful success in chemistry to Vera Willock. LARRY STINE-I leave my Corpus Christi pillow to Dewey Terhune. MARGERY SULLIVAN-I leave my book reports to Maxine Powell. FRED THOMPSON-ln the hands of Tad Hemp l leave Henrietta . lUNlOR TOLAND-I leave my position in physics to Andy Mikita. JUNE TOLLEY-l bequeath my little sister, 'lSkinner , to anyone who will take care of and protect her. ELNORA TUCKER-I will my U. S. history book to Dan Sala. IMY VAN HOOSER-I leave Miss Baxter to anyone who can handle her. MARSHAL WATSON-I will the sighs of my swooners to Frank Sinatra. MAURICE BALDY WELCH-I bequeath my long flowing tresses to Andy Baker. MARILYN WETZEL-I leave my quietness to Bob Polite. DONA WOODWORTH-I will my green suede jacket to Lois Ross. MARY LOU WRIGHT-I bequeath my sparkler to lean Britton.

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.Ban 10415 and flwtament We, the class of 1946, of Macomb High School, Macomb, Illinois, being of bad judgement and insane mind, do hereby will and bequeath these, our beloved posses- sions, to those so designated. We, the seniors, hereby appoint Dottie White and Sam Blevins of Macomb, Illinois, as executors of this our last will and testament. BEVERLY ALEXANDER-I bequeath my skill of inscribing desks during history classes to M'Lee Bainbridge. IOYCE APPLEGATE-I will my car The Maltese Falcon to Dick Stone. CI-IARLEY ARNOLD-I refuse to will my treasured possession, Norma, to anyone. ED AUSBURY-I leave my taxi service to Duane Clugston. KATHLEEN BAINTER-I hereby bequeath my skill of building fires to Dickie Dickason. DELORES BAKER-l leave my only valuable possession, Herman, my gremlin, to Dick McCants. MYRTLE BAKER-I bequeath my uncontrollable laughter to Miss I-loldrege. PATSY BAKER-I will my famous filing cabinet to Ioyce Kirch and may she add many to it. BOB BANKERT-I bequeath my spectacles to Sleepy Schlegel. ANN BARRY-I leave my curly hair to Lavina Macklin. EILEEN BOOKER-I regretfully bequeath my Van Iohnson photo gallery to any other ardent admirer. MARY BURKE-I will my short hair to Ella Bugg. ROSALIE BUTCHER-I will my favorite drink, grapefruit juice, to anyone who needs the vitamins. DARLOS COPLAN-I leave my sloppy cheerleading sweater to next year's football captain, LeRoy Macklin. EUGENE COPLAN-I will my name ul-Ierman to Don Iackson, who gave it to me. MARGARET CRAWFORD-I bequeath my pleated skirts to Tommy Plassman. CLARENCE DANNER-I leave my chest measurement to Arbon Grossman. GEORGE DEANE-I bequeath my uncleship to Richie Knoedler. DOROTHY DUNSWORTH-I gladly leave my thumbs to Tommy Garrison. PHIL EDIE-I will not!!! KEITH ELLIS-I leave my love of wine, women, and song to Gene Reno. CONNIE EARR-I leave my technique to 'lFearless Fosdyck? BEVERLY FERRIS-I will some of my excess height to Donna Marlow. BETTY FOSTER-I will my record player to Lucinda Graves. NORMA FOSTER-I leave my cheerleading position to anyone who will enjoy it as much as I did. BOBBY FRAKES--I will my brains to Eloise Holden. BILL HAGERTY-I will my padded shoulders to anyone who can support them. NORMAN I-IEATON-I will my career as a seaman to Miser Miller. HAROLD GAMAGE-I leave my curly hair to Miss Morris. PAUL HEIDENRIECH-I will my yellow socks to lack Cheesman. SUE HEMP-I leave my Baily and I-limes 'M' hat to Doc Vincent to be worn while washing windows.

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Q Jzwphecq May is, isa-so This is station MHS bringing you the latest news as a service of l'Iohnston's Vitamized Carrot Iuice , which is being manufactured by PAUL IOHNSTON. We know you'll agree with us that there's no other like it. And now for the news-ah, yes, there's good news tonight . . . KEITH ELLIS, who entered politics only last year, has been elected President of the United States and has appointed ANITA MCCREERY as Secretary of War . . . IAMES McMILLAN'S horse, Oceancookie, is expected to win the Tennessee Turban due to its expert jockyette, NORMA FOSTER . . . Under her stage name, I-Iary Mudson, MARY HUDSON has become famous in WILLIAM HAGERTY Shakespeare's great tragedy, l'Up in Lady Macbeth's Room . . . MARY BURKE and ED AUSBURY- pupils of Iose' Distrubi, are featured as the main attraction at the Vampire Club . . . An old double- rugged football hero, BILL MERCER, is now teaching home economics at Vassar . . . Professor SUE HEMP has finally developed a kangaroo with hip pockets . . . EILEEN BOOKER is living up to her name by diving for l'poils in the South Seas . . . Coach MILFORD MCRAVEN has perfected a new play which has led his undefeated Macomb High School basketball team to a victory over Champaign 69M to 2 . . . BEVERLY FERRIS has discovered a way to make long shortnin' bread . . . PAUL HEIDENREICH has successfully defended his heavyweight championship title for the 15th time at Madison Square Garden . . . DELORES BAKER has been voted the best wallpaperer of the year . . . KATHLEEN BAINTER, editor-in-chief of the Rears and Sawbuck catalogue, recently appointed ROSALIE BUTCHER in charge of the farm machinery division . . . DOROTHY Dumbhead DUNSWORTH has established herself in London by making the crowns for the king and queen, and has also crowned a few other people . . . We are proud to announce DARLOS COPLAN is our local pin-up girl at HAROLD GAMAGE'S Eleven-Pin Bowling Alley . . . BETTY FOSTER, who left for India three months ago to become a missionary, has turned to snake-charming as a career . . . At this time we wish to tell you about a new hair oil, BOB HORINE'S Tametwig Toupee Tonic. It's good for every color of hair, brown, yellow, black, and white. Some even use it on bald heads . . . Now, back to the news . . . We are happy to report that the champion auctioneeress, MARILYN LYNN, is now broadcasting over WCAZ in the absence of Ann Wyman . . . BOB BANKERT has opened his own super-deluxe swimming pool and has employed BOB FRAKES as lifeguard . . . PATSY BAKER is a mermaid in NORMAN HEATON'S newly founded Navy Aquarium . . . IOYCE APPLEGATE, after studying ballet for a number of years, has become a chorus girl . . . GEORGE DEANE entered the ministry and has converted many to his new religion called Deaneology . . . ANN BARRY, the great opera singer, is now the only person yodeling over CLARENCE DANNER'S Radar Broadcasting System, which broadcasts directly to the moon . . . EUGENE COPLAN has become rich by crossing cherries and pumpkins in such a way as to retain the size of the pumpkin and the taste of cherries so that a bucketful of cherries may be picked in a short time . . . MYRTLE BAKER is now a Spiritualist and Prophet of the Future traveling with a carnival under the name of Madame Mertsky . . . CHARLEY ARNOLD, ex chief-of-police of Macomb, as a reward for his many years service was sent to Sing-Sing and there he serves today Cas Chief Wardenj . . . LEOLA LAWRENCE and DOROTHY HVARVEN