Lutheran South High School - Lance Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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Upcwze, Vfiaw IN JUNIOR YEAR AROUND Christmas time, my best friend kept telling me how she had found the perfect present for me. By Christmas Eve I could no longer stand the suspense, I told her I'd let her open her present if she'd let me open mine. She fell for it. I quickly tore the paper off and revealed a Pet Rock. It wasn't exactly what I had expected but it's the thought that counts. She told me she'd help me train my pet to sit, walk and even become paper trained. She excitedly asked me what I was going to name my pet. I couldn't think of a proper name at that second. Turns out I named it after her. N a U1 R, , V amie 1. Members of the yearbook staff take a break during a workshop at UMSL. 2. Mike Lochmann serves as M.C. at the Lancer Day Variety Show. Senic rs 7

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SINCE COMING HERE TO South I have found there are cer- tain disadvantages to being 6 feet tall and weighing 100 pounds. For two years in a row I had to go in biology class and pose as a skele- ton. Chapel committee recruited me to be in their skitg I was a mal- nutriated man. After chapel a con- cerned girl came up to me and gasped, You poor boy, I bet you haven't eaten in four weeks. She offered to buy me lunch but I gra- ciously refused her. iw ,,,:, . .2 JM QPQOUZCLJ Qafvad , Simomlhcnznmb QW-so as X ,rf Wg, W K ' ' E 'ii' 'SSX r e Na e A Al vi. ,. X 5 I J, s. I I ,W f