Lutheran South High School - Lance Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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At the end of freshman initiation I was running from pre-algebra into re- ligion, when I reached two feet from the door, five sophomores stopped and asked me if I wanted them to sign my paper bib. I hurriedly told them no because I had to go to class, I'd find them later. It seems they had a hearing problem and went ahead and signed my bib, telling me that I need- ed 77 signatures to get into the Fresh- man Assembly. I really didn't care but I didn't tell them this. When they were finished with me I went to the drinking fountain and was grabbed by two seniors. They said they were going to kidnap me and make me a slave to them in Siberia. One of them had a locker by the drinking fountain and he came up with this bright idea to put me in his locker. He didn't have any books in there because he already knew everything. I stepped in the locker screaming about how I have claustrophobia, they laughed and told me this was alot better than Siberia. After 15 minutes they set me free. I walked into class and my teacher asked me if I had a green pass. I-I don't have one I stuttered. TARDY! screamed my teacher. B- But I was kidnapped, I protested. My class burst into hysterics. I sat down and proceeded to die of embarass- ment. Seniors

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'Ama 1. ln Religious drama class Cathy Lange and Diana Travers put their feet up and relax. 2. Caroline Werner and Sharon Cissell discuss a physics lab. 112 - Seniors at Jw U l l X .