Luther Burbank Middle School - Genius Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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Helen Hulbert as Chief of Police, and also a former guard, can understand Uexperienta docet , as a cop in Scotland Yard. ' Ruth Inslee, indeed, has always been so tall: her job, a giant in a circus sur- prises not at all. A On the piano Betty Jenkins is really going some -she can almost play as swiftly now as she chews her gum. Nathlie Kegans' future ambition is not in the silly class: for trying to escape dishwashing can be serious, alas! ' Eunie May Keith's etiquette book, How to Stand and Sit , has evidently made in town a most terrific hit. Dolly Ann Kensit reports that there has been a remarkable sale of her famous booklet, How to Get Thin by Mail . Margaret Key, the best dressed women, to fashion experts did refer, but the fashion experts now for ideas go to her. A The book that Eva King has put her name and picture in is Why I Think Rouge and Lipstick Are Harmful to the Skin. With her piano playing Knot the tuba or the hornskil, we've a future Pader- ewski, or is it Meryl Kornski? ' - Modest Frieda -Lange, as no doubt you've read, joined the Art of Public Speaking and is now its head. 1 w - We are forced to think and state that Mary Lee's ambition, to be a great prize fighter, will bring a Militant Maryf' Condition. Margaret A. Lientz surely thinks it acrime that she can't buy, a La Salle or Packard for a dime. Ruth Luce has exerted her numberless abilities far as executive of the Need- lework Guild and also the D.A.R. - Hard though it is to tell what everyone is doin', we know a tapfdancing record has been made by Dorothy McEwen. Eloise McGovern is conscientiously striving to improve her present know- ledge of high and fancy diving. Margaret McKee is an undisputed singer of highest reputeg indeed, she'S very well fixed with admirers who her horn will toot , Isabel McNamara, as a lawyer, a convincing case should present with her never-failing talent in the gift of argument. ' Then there's Edna McNulty: sing her praises long and loud, for she's estab- lished a typing record of which everybody's proud. Margucritta McRoberts would never think of saying a'wordg she simply talks without thinking, 'though she's 'most two' small to be heard. Dot lVlartinson's 'ambition would cause your brain to whirlg she's laying plans to open soon an exclusiue school for girls. ' ' . What future years will reveal, only time canrtellg and yet as a manicurist we're sure to discover 'Eileene Maxwell. i -' Roberta Meredith it seems simply loves to bore us, for she some time ago join- ed the Sympathy Chorus. ' Under Hazel rMinkler's gentle, guiding hand there'll be a bedtime story for the kiddies of radio land. Grace Moore is 'playingopposite the famous Mickey Mouse in Thirty Ways to Coik an Egg? Everyone expects a full house.

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We admire Hazel Eastwood's genius, yet admit we wish she'd cease because her latest noise producer violently disturbed the peace. Dorrell Edmondson is so popular that everyone wonders why. Is it because sne owns several candy stores? we question with a sigh. All are fortunate who know or even chance to meet her, for Dorothy Everett is undoubtedly the champion candy eater. Everybody knows that at her present rate. Fay Farris will soon be a hefty heavyweight' '. Where advancement is concerned, Thais Fisher's going some , with her classes in public speaking for the blind and deaf and dumb. Now, who could ever guess that June Foreman has begun a drive favoring two demerits for gum instead of one? Victoria Freeman, because of her superior esteem, has joined the staff of reporters: Society News her theme. As a dancer Connie Fuller will win eternal fame, for here she has already made-.for herself a name. As superintendent of an orphanage, eflicient Carolyn Glover in a motherly .-X,,L way over the wee ones is known to hover. From the Genius Staff to winning the Pulitzer Prize, we've the pleasure of seeing our Gladys Goncz rise. Marion Glover doesn't dare venture far from hr nie at any cost-beacause her vanity case might drop, and without it she'd be lost. As a lion tamer of renoun we view our Francais Greeneg or maybe in the follies: the choice yet to be seen. Through her scientific efforts, Carol Greenfield, we're advised, has recently returned from Sweden possessor of the Nobel Prize. Lip-reading is no more: Isabell Griggs is positive. You can hardly see girls' . lips, such attention to them they give, Charlotte Hagaman, who once thought of the midwest farm, is now prop- rietress of the world's largest School of Charm . Marguerite Hamilton- has gone to quite a fuss in hopes of discovering the Island of Aeolus. It's very hard to mention Lillion Hansen's weakess here, but in mastering history she'll spend many a year. We're delighted to hear that Jean Harmon has taken up golf: her success so far has been-ah, well, please excuse me, while I cough! These artistic souls have our hearts completly won, and when speaking of them, we name Frances Isabel Harrington. We've another society miss'f who gets her clothes from Paris: you,1l not be surprised to hear that she is Alice Harris. In Evelyn Haupt it's easy to see a teacher of Algbra at L.A.J.C. In typing and athletics watch Louise Hensel go: a future record-breaker at the home plate or home row. Any old shoes Elaine Hoglund will be glad to take for keeps as she has of late become a dealer in antiques. To carry on like the modern youth would thoroughly dismay her, so Lucille Holmes has become, instead, a champion chess player. She hasn't changed a bit Creferring to Dorothy HornJ, for she's always been quite noisy, we're forced to say with scorn.

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There's really little doubt but that Jean Murray's grades will rise: she may even win a ribbon yet-if there's a booby prize. She is now a nurse, but since she doesn't like to hurry, soon as a mattress tester we may find Nellie Murray. l A former L. B. student Nelle Nelson, has surely done her duty, toward bring- ing honor to her school as a nationally known bathing beauty. Rae Parker has, so to speak, let her bicycle business ride . She is manag- ing a fancy tea room, and teaching bridge on the side. i. Katherine Penny's been promoted from making delicious fudge to the en- viable position of state supreme court judge. She served food in a busy Cafe, but sampled too much fand howl, S0 we learn our Claudia Price is serving tooth picks now. To Louise Proctor, now, when folks say, I'm pleased teI'me6tCh9I', they should know that they're addressing Burbank's popular' gym teacher- We all knew that Sally Prosser has accumulated wealth on her famous oblong circular, The Royal Road to Health. With that refrigerated manner everybody knows Pat Roberts makes 2 first-rate ambassador to the Eskimos. i Minnie Rosenberg says that grammar is so stiff she's moving to an island where people won't know the dif . l Margaret Sage has as one of her distinctive faults an overpowering Impulse for turning somersaults. Q As ballroom dancing teacher, Lorraine Sanderson's done a great deal: nobody's finished her classes who couldn't dance the Virginia Reel. No one can be blamed who is exceptionally eager to meet the great toe dancer Miss Blanche Elva Segar. She wanted to be a wild cow-girl, but the horse so ill-manneredly bucked her that Dorothy Shouse gave it up and is now a very tame riding instructor. Ah, ha! Dolores Sigler to the housewife's task does look: it is very easily seen by reading her new cook book. The Fundamentals of Algebra will probable be read far: Ruth Simon- son's to write them, when sae finds out what they are. Communication with Mars won't be aided by Marion Slade, for we might have to learn their heroes, she's rightfully afraid n lt's very hard to tell what future years will carry, but we're sure that Mildred Spicer will be a missionary. What a surprise to find that the Secretary of Labor is none other than our friend, Victoria Tabor. Elizabeth Wagner 'is still hunting, as you have no doubt guessed, for the inventor of grammar. We wish her good luck in that quest. Lorna Watkins' fame was made by How to Catch a Whale , she neglected adding a Of a Cold, but goes into great detail. As a lyric fleeriel soprano on the Metropolitan stage Judy White is swiftly becoming quite the latest rage. Georgianna Wicher, just as quiet as a mouse, now occupies a seat in the front of the Marvel Opera House. H Lzel Williams to everyone's pleasure, and with no hesitation, accepted the presidency of the State Board of Education.