Ludlow High School - Lion Yearbook (Ludlow, MA)

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16 THE HI-NEWS Class Will We, the class of 1934, being in full and complete possession of our faculties of mind and body, yet, considering the uncertainties of our lives, do hereby declare and proclaim this document to be our last will and testament—revoking all former wills and testamentary instruments made by us at any time heretofore: After the payment of our just debts, we bequeath and devise such estate as it pleased the fates to give us, as fol- lows: First: We hereby appoint as our executors, Charles Grenier and James Scott. Second: To the Junior Class we leave Rooms 205 and 207, along with the stiff necks that come the way of all dignified Seniors, also we leave the luck we had in our final exams. A squad of detectives to be used in an endeavor to keep the Senior; pupils out of the building in the after- noon. A sum of $10,000 to be used to build some new cozy corners for the up-coming classes as Mr. Joslow has installed locks in all the old ones. To Mr. Curtis, we leave a joke book so that he may never forget the enjoyable times with Sky Lagasse. To Mr. Baird, our superintendent, we bequeath our most sincere grat- itude and appreciation. To Mr. Joslow, an envelope en- closing full instructions on how to dance the 400 and the shag. To Mr. Burgess, we bequeath a dime detective novel so that he may pursue his classical studies. To Mr. Miner, a volume of Nat Holman’s latest edition on “Winning Basketball.” To Mr. Millane, a Buck Rogers floating belt so he won’t stumble over any more of our school properties. To Mrs. Cormier, a bottle of ether to be used to curb the disturbances caused by her next Senior class. (We don’t want her to strain her vocal chords, again). To Miss Bergeron, our French teacher, we leave a miniature coffin, in which we hope she buries her dead French jokes. To Mr. Messenger, we leave a new li ne so that he may string his pupils along. (His old line is pretty well worn out). To Mrs. Gushee, loads of luck in her later years. To Miss Hoehle, a one-sided bed— to make sure that she gets up 9n the right side of the bed every morning. To Miss MacDonald, we leave a book of instructions on interior decorating for future use. To Mr. Longmore, a fireman’s hitch to hop into in the wee hours of the mornings when he walks the halls with his brawling chee-ild. To Mr. Trapp, a permanent pass to the F riday night movies. To Mr. Hargreaves, back door to the Ludlow Savings Bank so that he may continue his daily depositing.

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THE HI-NEWS 15 TT LOUIS VAUTRAIN French Club II; Aviation Club II. Ambition:—To be an author. Louis is such a quiet boy, We present him with this little toy. It’s a mouse, you see, just as quiet as he, It will keep him very good company. WALTER WADAS Hi-Y III, IV; Soccer IV. Ambition :—Millionaire. “Cuby” To the great big man from Ludlow High We give a pipe, now he’ll get by. RITA WALSH Culture Club I, II; Glee Club I, II, WI; Dramatic Club III; Girl Re- serves II; Music Appreciation III. Ambition:—Private Secretary. A broken-hearted maid is she We don’t know what to give her, A package of needles will’ mend her heart so tender. HELEN WARDZALA Band I, II, II, IV; Orcestra J, II, III, IV; Music Appreciation II, Vice- President III, President IV; Aviation Club. I; Glee Club II, Ill, IV; Tri- Hi IV; Hi-News IV; Senior Play IV; Dramatic Club IV. Ambition:—To travel. Helen is so fussy, She can’t make up her mind. We hope in this book about Tarzan, Her idea] she will find. EDWARD WARDZALA “Hunky? Band iyetin Lin ty. Orchestra. Li. III, IV; Hi-Y IV; Basektball II, III,. IV; Soccer IV; Baseball IV; Avia-.- tion Club I, II; Model Airplane Club, I; Glee Club II, III; Radio Club II; Camera Club III. Ambition :—Aviator. Eddie just loves aeroplanes, And do you wonder why ? It’s because they fly away up high, Where the Class of ’34 can’t ever spy.

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THE HI-NEWS 17 To Miss Borden, we bequeath a pair of dumbbells so that she may im- prove her gym classes, also a new centipede. To Miss Staton, we leave Boucher’s sledge hammer so that she may bang some English into her Sophomores. To Miss Mowry, we bequeath twin parrots to be stationed at the front R. BALDRATE and back of the study hall so that she may keep it orderly. To Miss Keily, a Mack carry the load of truck home from school each day. To Miss Noreen, we leave the phonograph record, “Laughing Trom- bone.” truck to she takes Leaves his ability to make teachers laugh to anyone capable of annexing it, and his quickness in solving cross-word puzzles to Mr. Joslow. cp) . BEAUREGARD . BEAUREGARD by Leaves his independent spirit to Milton Messenger. Bequeathes his good sportsmanship and general all- roundness to Stanley Kuc. M. BOCON Wills her secretarial skill to Dot Kane. W. BOLASKI Leaves his ability to write essays to Arline Filer. D. BOUDET Leaves her ability to write poetry to Mike Jaciow. A. BOURBEAU Leaves his wrestling skill to Walter Olienkiewicz; and his history topics to Lillian Glassman. A. BRODEUR Leaves school in a barrel, as he leaves his only corduroy pants to Randal Messenger. J. BURKE | Leaves his eye-brows to Marguerite Clifford as he is through with such things; and to Red LaPlante his power to slay women. M. BURNAW Leaves his position of special delivery boy at the post- office to Norman Wilson hoping that he will have the same luck of being excused from classes to make deliveries. T. CAIRNS Wills his wavy locks to Winnie Brennan; and his title the “Fighting Irishman” to Finlay Milroy. A. CIEPLENSKA ‘twill help her. KE. CHRUSCIEL E. CUTHBERT . CHWALEK Leaves her recitation pose to any junior who thinks Leaves his exact copy of his chisel to Mr. Trapp. Leaves her love of Poodle dogs to Mary Karezmarezyk. Wills her unmade complexion to Ronnie Cairns; and her man-hating disposition to Josie Slepecki. . CZORNY Leaves a portion of his skill in drawing cartoons to Margaret Ferguson.