Lovell High School - Wyovell Yearbook (Lovell, WY)

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b- :I IInlInlnnlmnlumununnniinInIInuinnlImIiInIaniinIII1InuIInIInIIuImlImnnnnluuunml lxullulll ui lllu mnuummul lllllllll mlllnnmmulnl llul u nllllnl lmmn lnllll I lllmnmlumul lulual munumn llll' r ylllix 1 llll -In-an g nullnnunllumnlmn InImIImmlnununnmu nIIunnuinInuIInInullIIllnuuluiInu:muunmmnmnlnlnm THE 1927 WYOVELL InnnilmmnunIlunumnIluulmunlIluIIniInununIlunululuulnuIIniIunuIIIiniannlIInuiuIanullnnnuununlmumn The difference between my girl and a traffic cop ,is when he says stop he means it. ' -L. H. s.- Orly- Mother, does Father often indulge in football ? Mother- Wherefore, Orly? Wherefore ? Well, I saw Uncle George pour some kind of a liquid into a glass and offer it to Dad who said he would tackle anything once. X -L. H. s.- Some wit, or half wit, a long time ago said that every man is the architect of his own fortuneg but in observing some of the results we're convinced that, in many cases, it would have been better to hire one. i , -L. H. S.- Mr. Boyack is my teacher 3 I shall not pass, He maketh me to arise and expose my ignorance before' the whole class, He rankleth my soul, He spreadeth harsh criticism in mine enemies' faceg He maketh me in the class of the dumb for economics sakeg Yea, though-I work through the eve and darkness of night, I feel great quakingsjor thou art still on duty. -L. H. S.- He had ,just been appointed judge and it was his first day on the bench. His first case was a -bootleggerf A little uncertain as to what penalty to inflict, he excused himself a minute, went outside and called an old judge aside. Oh, Judge, he said, I've got a bootegger out there, and I don't know what to give him. The old man replied- Don't give him over four dollars. I never do! -L. H. s.- ' Black boy, me favver was so tough dat when dey wanted to harvest apples, he'd go out and look at de trees and, black boy, dose trees would be so 'fraid dat dey would shake de apples down. - ' Dat's nuffin', niggah. My favver was tough. VVhy one 'day when it was 98 in de shade, my favver went out to look at the thermometer. Well, when my favver looked at dat thermometer de mercury got so scared dat it went down to twenty below Yl ' zero. -L. H. s.- Nnggfn Mrs. Naggs- You deceived me before I married you. You told me you were well off. lVIr. Naggs- So I was, but I didn't know it. - -1.. H. s.- ' Deaf? ' Judge- So you tried to drive by the officer after he blew his whistle ? lVIotorist- Your honor, I'm deaf. Judge- That may be, but you'll get your hearing in the morning. Next case. -L. H. s.- Bald? Harmon- Have any of your childhood hopes been realized ? Cutler- Yes, when my mother used to comb my hair I wished that I didn't ave any. -L. H. s.- I X First Serve Mother fentering rooml- Why, Margaret, get right down from- that young man's knee. a ' Margaret- No, I got here first., 63 nuunlmluInunnuiIunmlinIinunumnummmmuminInunnnIInuunmnuumnnnmuuluullnll Innllnliliillinliiuuuixinluulinuuii un ulilulliiluinu in iiiulill i llli I nuuiuiluulllIullulllllllIlllsllllulillllrllllllllrl 4 uui1imu1 .ul1llii1nli1m i1n1ni1inl11ilu41ullul1uli1iiivix1mul nt 11.31 in--mitgumni mga animgimnmiqinmnuiiu u-vnimunuimg-i-nina in 'nui1vuvl1lll1v1lill1lllII1uuli1wxlli1ulI1lll1wIi1nul1i H111mimiu1imll1iliui1l ni- -uni iil1limZ:in1lxi un it-in v1Inu1nui1lm1vinui3inu1i in

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