Lovell High School - Wyovell Yearbook (Lovell, WY)

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b- :I IInlInlnnlmnlumununnniinInIInuinnlImIiInIaniinIII1InuIInIInIIuImlImnnnnluuunml lxullulll ui lllu mnuummul lllllllll mlllnnmmulnl llul u nllllnl lmmn lnllll I lllmnmlumul lulual munumn llll' r ylllix 1 llll -In-an g nullnnunllumnlmn InImIImmlnununnmu nIIunnuinInuIInInullIIllnuuluiInu:muunmmnmnlnlnm THE 1927 WYOVELL InnnilmmnunIlunumnIluulmunlIluIIniInununIlunululuulnuIIniIunuIIIiniannlIInuiuIanullnnnuununlmumn The difference between my girl and a traffic cop ,is when he says stop he means it. ' -L. H. s.- Orly- Mother, does Father often indulge in football ? Mother- Wherefore, Orly? Wherefore ? Well, I saw Uncle George pour some kind of a liquid into a glass and offer it to Dad who said he would tackle anything once. X -L. H. s.- Some wit, or half wit, a long time ago said that every man is the architect of his own fortuneg but in observing some of the results we're convinced that, in many cases, it would have been better to hire one. i , -L. H. S.- Mr. Boyack is my teacher 3 I shall not pass, He maketh me to arise and expose my ignorance before' the whole class, He rankleth my soul, He spreadeth harsh criticism in mine enemies' faceg He maketh me in the class of the dumb for economics sakeg Yea, though-I work through the eve and darkness of night, I feel great quakingsjor thou art still on duty. -L. H. S.- He had ,just been appointed judge and it was his first day on the bench. His first case was a -bootleggerf A little uncertain as to what penalty to inflict, he excused himself a minute, went outside and called an old judge aside. Oh, Judge, he said, I've got a bootegger out there, and I don't know what to give him. The old man replied- Don't give him over four dollars. I never do! -L. H. s.- ' Black boy, me favver was so tough dat when dey wanted to harvest apples, he'd go out and look at de trees and, black boy, dose trees would be so 'fraid dat dey would shake de apples down. - ' Dat's nuffin', niggah. My favver was tough. VVhy one 'day when it was 98 in de shade, my favver went out to look at the thermometer. Well, when my favver looked at dat thermometer de mercury got so scared dat it went down to twenty below Yl ' zero. -L. H. s.- Nnggfn Mrs. Naggs- You deceived me before I married you. You told me you were well off. lVIr. Naggs- So I was, but I didn't know it. - -1.. H. s.- ' Deaf? ' Judge- So you tried to drive by the officer after he blew his whistle ? lVIotorist- Your honor, I'm deaf. Judge- That may be, but you'll get your hearing in the morning. Next case. -L. H. s.- Bald? Harmon- Have any of your childhood hopes been realized ? Cutler- Yes, when my mother used to comb my hair I wished that I didn't ave any. -L. H. s.- I X First Serve Mother fentering rooml- Why, Margaret, get right down from- that young man's knee. a ' Margaret- No, I got here first., 63 nuunlmluInunnuiIunmlinIinunumnummmmuminInunnnIInuunmnuumnnnmuuluullnll Innllnliliillinliiuuuixinluulinuuii un ulilulliiluinu in iiiulill i llli I nuuiuiluulllIullulllllllIlllsllllulillllrllllllllrl 4 uui1imu1 .ul1llii1nli1m i1n1ni1inl11ilu41ullul1uli1iiivix1mul nt 11.31 in--mitgumni mga animgimnmiqinmnuiiu u-vnimunuimg-i-nina in 'nui1vuvl1lll1v1lill1lllII1uuli1wxlli1ulI1lll1wIi1nul1i H111mimiu1imll1iliui1l ni- -uni iil1limZ:in1lxi un it-in v1Inu1nui1lm1vinui3inu1i in

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THE 192.7 WYOVELL Lovell High students have advocated the hurdle system for use in exam rooms. lllan, looking for Smith in the 'phone book-- Gosh, if Pocahontas hadn't taken the fatal step, we sure could carry a telephone directory in our vest pocket. -L. H. S.- As leisurely as a girl eating a soda fountain luncheon while another is waiting for her seat. -L. H. S:- Chica o an ster's motto- Don't shoot till you see the reen of their money. g g g Q g . -L.. H. S.- Penny Robertson Ctalking over the 'phonej- Hellol Say, are you the lady that washes ? llfiargaret Hopkin Con other end of the linej- Indeed, why certainly not! Penny- Why, you dirty thing! Little Girl- Auntie, why do vou ut uowder on your face? . P l . --L. H. Sr- H Auntie-- VVhy, to make me pretty. Little Girl- Well, why doesn't it? -L. H. .-- s S omore- Teachers are worse than immigration officers. 'How come Q!! Sophomore- They swiped the slogan: 'they shall not pass'. -L. H. S:- Seven days make one weak said the coffee in the restaurant percolator. Miss Semenza-Ujohnny, if you clon't behave I'll send a note home to your father. Johnny- You'd better not. Mais as jealous as a cat. K '-L. H. Sf- Iohn N.-- Darling, will you marry me ? - ,,'Esther L.- No, but I'll always admire your choicefl -L. H. S.- Cf Mr. Cutler Cexplaining a Geometry examj- This examination call a completion test. Horace C. Cwith a gleam of hope in his eyej- Does that mean over this part of the book any more. passed ? --L. H. S.-- Mr. Boyack Cin history classj- John, when was the banking John A.- I don't know,lslqasn't prepared this morning. -I.. H. Sr- Louis A.- I say, old chap, didn't I borrow five dollars of you the Franz F.-UNO, indeed not. Louis- How careless of mel Could you let me have it now ? -L. H. Ss- Margaret H.- Why don't you brush that powder off your coat sleeve ?,' Windpf C.- I want to keep that school girl complexionf' -I.. H. Su- The yolk is on me, said Jimmy as lVIary broke the egg. Mr. Mr. . ' Mr. Mr. -L. H. S.- Harmon- I don't know what to do with my week-end. Boyaek- Put your hat on and cover it up. H s K . '. -L. H. s.- Cutler-- Are there any abnormal students in your classy' Akey- Yes, there are two of them that are prepared. is what they I we wont go act of 1863 other day ? VX Q F.1LfT1Cf.T211fJT ' '11f'T1f.f2f1ZT TI 22I.1T1Tf.'f.12'1f.'2Tf IC2flfl275fLI2fiTlfTil2f.i1f11'f12fTf.f2'.'f ':2f.ff12f.Tfliifhfgflflf. .. Q A A i u I I i u I3 A mm: mmm mum uInIInnumunnlmmum nunnnmum 1 i -7. W .. l

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V Q numm uuuunmnlImunuImmunnmmnmuIIunuuuuuunnnununlIunununununnunmnumnnn nunnnummununmnmmununnImmmInmnunmmunnmumum mulmmumn :V Q Q - .. .... -i ...,. .... ...-. .K-.....,- W.- ...-, ., .- .. .. .. . ...,....... -,.. -.,....- A I I I ll I Ill I I ll u THE 1927 WYOVELL Something New Every Day DRY GOODS AND READY TO PVEAR OF THE BETTER SORT- Style May Attract, Price llflay Invite, but Extra Quality holds a customer's trade permanently. To earnestly and constantly strive to obtain Worthy merchandise that gives the longest and most satisfactory service to the consumer is our chief endeavor. 2 le S marines: Ufiihout ExffU'T-'UQHIICEJJ Attendant- There's a man outside who wants to know if any of the patients have escaped. Doctor of the asylum- Why does he ask ? Attendant- He says some one has run away with his wife. ' -L. H. S.- H Vernon- I think I'll shave. , Mother- You will not. Father- Go aheadg she'll never know the difference. -I.. H. s.- Glen Cputting names down for the anual staff program?- Miss Semenza, how long is your name ? Miss Semenza- Seven lettersf' Glenn- 0-h-0-0-ol l Miss Semenza- I can't help it-I haven't had a chance to change it. --L. H. S.- Windy- Did you sound out your family about you and me getting married ? Ida- Yes, and Dad sounded the worst. b -L. H. s.- , Jimmie- Am I the descendant of an ape, Ma? Mrs. Grimes- I dare say, but I am not sureg I've never met any of your father's people. H ---L. H. S.- It's all right to begin at the bottom-except when you are learning to swim. -L. H. s.- A straight line is the hardest distance between two pints . . 1umv1llu1nl:11ln1l mgmvngmnuguunnmnnumnmugnnu mmatumnmmnu.mt:unun nuguwgmunnvunu vzvm:nuu3iuu.: If nm n3vnu3luu1l11nl ll n u :nun1 E u' :mms 64 Q- . - ' Q n