Los Molinos High School - Cinders Yearbook (Los Molinos, CA)

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'one hair nto i thinks on who Senior: Pnophecq Linda Boggs Pickle Packing, Inc. ,Los Molinos, California Earth June 9, 4958 President Grape Smashing Industries, Inc . Earth Dear Margaret E . , I guess you know I went on a tour of the galaxy last week. You'll never guess whom I saw. Marilyn Bangs was still riding around in her 1957 Plymouth with Roy tied to the back. . She had a wreck the week before; she ran into Chris Bauer's barn where he was milking his cows with his new electronic supersonic milkers. I had to pick up Benny to take him to a gas station to get gas for his 1952 Ford. We saw Kenny and Janet still herding cattle on their 4958 space horses. I've just been to see Ernest play on the Mars aIl-National Football team. Guess who the head yell leader was? -- Loretta Boone. Everyone cheered as Royden, President of the United Worlds, threw in the first football . Alma and Ed were there with their 20 children, and Bernice, their governess. Have you heard? Leroy, the Professional Hobo, was thrown in jail for hunting and fishing out of season. I read last night in the Jupiter's Daily Press where Alfred and Curtis, the two famous playboys in the galaxy, won the Inter-world Knitting Championship last year and have to defend their title against Dale and Benton, the big business tycoons. Jean and Margaret J. are winning high science honors in the World College where Burton is an A9. teacher. . Bonnie has become a famous model and is still driving around in her big Cadillac, she's engaged to Ralph, the Earth's greatest boxing champion. Jim, iust Ioafing around in his souped-up hot rod, got a ticket. While he was in court, he saw Roger being sentenced to 20 years for slugging a policeman over a traffic ticket. Be sure and save those neWSpaper clippings of Pat and Judy in their new Broadway singing act with Bob, second only to Elvis as a dancer and singer. I've got to close now and get back to my pickle packing. Sincerely, Linda Boggs 15

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' .Senion Willa l, Patricia Kay Campbell, will my ability to eat the faculties' donuts to anyone who thinks they can get away with it. I, Bernice McGuire, will my freckles to Keith Willis. l-, Judith Marie Estes, will my very best singing to Mr. Bell. l, Margaret Edwards, will my hockey bruises to anyone who needs them. I, Kendric Ray Brewer, being of sound body and no mind, will my custom Buick to anyone who can make it run. I, Celia Jean McCabe, will my big brown eyes to Myrna Ike knowing that she will use them as well as I did. I, Loretta Boone, will my good attendance record to anyone who can use it. I, Margaret Jenkins, will my eyebrows to Flora Scribner, and my long, natural curly hair to Gloria Dodd, hoping that they will keep as good care of them as I did. I, Burton Bundy, will my ability to sleep through Chemistry and work during detention to Ronnie Liles. l, Janet Ross, will my ability to keep slim lwhile eating like a horsei to anyone who thinks they can do it. I, Royden deVore, will my great intelligence to Kay Raimer. l, Linda Kaye Boggs, do hereby will my ability to look intelligent and still act like an idiot to anyone who's crazy enough to want it. I, Curtis Jenkins, will my ability to borrow watermelons and get caught to anyone who thinks they can do it successfully. I, Roger Liles, will my ability to get along with Mrs. Souza to anyone who needs it. I, Ralph Webb, will my ability to make all the touchdowns to Bruce Miller. 14

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