Lorain High School - Scimitar Yearbook (Lorain, OH)

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. . .o.Q.0.g:Dj,. .q:2::g.0.Q.o. . . Ralph Cobb was arrested recently for hypnotising housewives into buying his Labor Saving Automatic Pancake Turners . Robert Weichel bailed him out. William Thomas is traveling with Ben Rosenfeld selling Sure Shine Hair Polish , they are making quite a success of their enterprise Fanny May Bartenfeld is singing on the Square for the Ladies' Aid Society ac- companied on the saxophone and drum played by Sophia Anuskiewicz and Walter Bedell. Dora Reuter is secretary to City Manager Sackett at Avon. Fuzz' Krall and AleX.Dombroski are pards in the D-K Haberdashery of Alaska. Fuzz haberdashes men while Alex haberdashes cars. At present they have three D-K stores one at North Pole, one at the Equator and one at the South Pole. Johanna Birk is the leading soloist of the Prussian Grand Opera with Helen Griffith accompanying with the drum. Wilbur Kurtz is the leader of the night life of Chicago-as a night watchman. Ralph Faris and Robert Ronsky' have been given a contract to flood Egypt and are to get a large comission on the trees they fell. Marguerite Bremer has gone into politics-holds position of Secretary of Education. Peter Danevitch is in charge of the aeroplane routes between Lorain and 'Frisco with. Harold Ryan as the Air Cop. Eugene Grossner is editor of the Canned News in a village on the Amazon, with O'Tilla Kueblerfand Alice Hartwig as cub reporters. Zita Burke is keeping a hospital for stray dogs and lame cats in Greenland. Evelyn Wagoner is dietician. Muriel Harper is advocating the Blue Laws to the inhabitants of the Hawaiian Islands. Her chief support is in Rev. J. C. Catalano, who is preacher in one of the largest churches there-he and his wife, formerly Ethel Bridenstein have done much to enlighten the natives. Mildrd Rose and Helen Schwert are teaching the famous and much renowned Pollard Polly Parrot's various orations. Sam Herman is displaying his mathematical genius to the millions of school children of the Hudson Bay District. Helen Thomson has invented false teeth that are guaranteed not to break. They are exceedinglyharm- less-so harmless that she demonstrates them on infants . One advantage of these teeth is that gum is chewed easier with these teeth than can be with a natural set. Eleanor Coley has accepted the leading role opposite John Bailey on Wrecks fof Time. In the same company Harold Abell is usurping the place of Fatty in the hearts of the American Public. Among the famous gold diggers of Kentuck are Peter Galanka and his wife formerly Ella Frick who is the cook of the community and Clarence Weaver. Clarence reports that he can only find silver in that district. . , -0. . -43.0-Q,'oo'2n-, -df fa .o-G- - ' 'om o.,,.a P g Thrfy T

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-----. . .o.Q.o.4Z:::g,. I j .Q:i:::.,...,. . . CLASS PROPHECY Principal Arscott planned to catalogue the members of the class of '24-B. It has been twenty years since their graduation and this seemed like an enormous task as members of the class are now living in all parts of the world. ' A committee of four appointed for this work met in Mr. Arscott's office to use his radio-visions finstrument by which operators can hear and see the other person.J,so that they all could be together. Now whom shall I call first? asked Greta. Why not try Betty Donahoe, I'd certainly like to see her. Call K 7896bJ. Hello! May I see Miss Donahoe, please? Certainly. Cl Hello Betty-Why don't you recognize me? I am your old school- mate. I knew you would remember me. We are catalogueing all the mem- bers of our class and I'd like to know what you have been doing. What? You're designing the famous Lamp-Lights for Animals? How .... Yes-Elmer, we heard about you capturing the prize for flying around the world in 2lf2hours-- . Well, Leslie, so you did get Ben Esterle to sign the contract for the Kansas City Fleas for the next Fifty Years. That's fine. He has played so well in the last twenty years that I am sure you couldn't get along without him-- Pardon me , interrupted Mr. Arscott, but I am called away to a meeting and have to leave immediately. I am sorry but couldn't you come back again Friday afternoon ? We shall try to. Let's get information from aslmany as we can in the meantime-to speed up the thing a little. 1-- flapse of timeJ-- The committee met again the next Friday afternoon. Every one had fine results. They learned very many interesting as well as amusing things. They heard that Anna Riedl and Mabel Walker had joined the mem- bers of the Old Ladies' Home at'Cuba. Albert Basso and Ronald Doane are at present running a refreshment stand in the J ungles of Africa where they are selling ice cream and pop to the head hunters with Elias Thomas as the hawker of their wares-in fact his powerful voice penetrates all Africa. Grant Rutgers is living in luxury since he signed the contract for play- ing the part of Uncle Walt of Gasoline Alley in the films. Rudolph Ebinger took the paret of Skeezics. They have been quite the hit of the season. . . .l,.s..,,..g5::j20.Q..,g:fg-5. . .,. . . l-.-. Page Tn: nip N1

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-- -0--0-Ocfiilv- -Qiiifs-M-W -- Howard Ross is the coach of the outdoor Basketball at Vermillian College. Heiman Brickman tames wild animals at the Grant and Horn Circus-the wildest ever known! Gertrude Bonsor holds the booth of the fat lady-and Roy Snyder as the most perfect clown. Robert Veon plays the kaliope-attracting much attention, he says, to his classical mutsic. Maynard Bevan is making a lot of money exhibiting Lillian Berger as the :vonderful snake charmer. Harriet Arndt is teaching aesthetic dancing to Pawlova-her progress is splendid. Rae Pitzele is designing her dancing costumes. Marjorie Wells is an assistant to Pauline Ambrozic in a beauty parlor on Fifth Avenue. They use the noted Phillips Preparations. Treva Bell Walper has many patrons since she took up manicuring. Her waiting room is always full. Gladys Warner has gone on the stage as the shortest woman on the universe. This title has been cause of much dispute-many claim Evelyn Herman as the rightful holder of that title. Joe Korejwo is the newly appointed ambassador to Cavan in Central Africa, the country renowned for its dark thinkers. He is endeavoring to establish firm relations with United States. Clayton Hess and Helen Freeman were married .recently, the attend- ants were Carol Fisher and Richard Knight. Mr. and Mrs Hess are taking their trip to the South Pole countries. Mildred Krueck and Stephanie Ko- walewski are engaged in raising geese and porcupines for the Engle and Hobbs Millinery Co. Michael Kienzle and Harld Clotz are selling old model cars. They re- port much success on their enterprise. Michael says he could sell more cars if he knew how to drive them. Albert Bauer owns all of the Eat-Mor restaurants of the world. A suit is being held against him for S800,000 by Esther Friedman. She claims that she swallowed a nail that had been in the hash. The disfiguring of her neck alone she claims is worth 961,000,000 in itself. Olive Clites and Agnes Chapla are teaching at the Brain-Saving School at Elyria, Ohio. Irma Bickle is growing flowers in a green house and has been very successful in growing a new variety of blue roses. Gail Bowen has become famous because of her discovery of a new element called zemium. We are pleased to learn that some of the old class have gained the respect of their fellow country men, none less than Bill McDonald is the most influential and highly respected corn grower in Pumkin Center. Ac- cording to the latest election reports from Pumkin Center we learn that Pauline Ondick is their new Mayor and Rosella Metz Constable, elected on a platform that men should be allowed to hold a political election, we also find that one old grad as head of the water works dept. fbetter known as custodian of the town pumpl Mr. Valvan Randall. In the same town is more evidence ow the widespread success of our classmates, a new seven story Department Store bears the name of Paul Lindauer. News from Reeder Academy of Music, Geneva fno not Switzerland 1 . -0-0-QQZZZZQU. .vq::LjLfsq..Q.g-. . - .i.1 Page Th fly O I