Lorain High School - Scimitar Yearbook (Lorain, OH)

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-----. . .o.Q.o.4Z:::g,. I j .Q:i:::.,...,. . . CLASS PROPHECY Principal Arscott planned to catalogue the members of the class of '24-B. It has been twenty years since their graduation and this seemed like an enormous task as members of the class are now living in all parts of the world. ' A committee of four appointed for this work met in Mr. Arscott's office to use his radio-visions finstrument by which operators can hear and see the other person.J,so that they all could be together. Now whom shall I call first? asked Greta. Why not try Betty Donahoe, I'd certainly like to see her. Call K 7896bJ. Hello! May I see Miss Donahoe, please? Certainly. Cl Hello Betty-Why don't you recognize me? I am your old school- mate. I knew you would remember me. We are catalogueing all the mem- bers of our class and I'd like to know what you have been doing. What? You're designing the famous Lamp-Lights for Animals? How .... Yes-Elmer, we heard about you capturing the prize for flying around the world in 2lf2hours-- . Well, Leslie, so you did get Ben Esterle to sign the contract for the Kansas City Fleas for the next Fifty Years. That's fine. He has played so well in the last twenty years that I am sure you couldn't get along without him-- Pardon me , interrupted Mr. Arscott, but I am called away to a meeting and have to leave immediately. I am sorry but couldn't you come back again Friday afternoon ? We shall try to. Let's get information from aslmany as we can in the meantime-to speed up the thing a little. 1-- flapse of timeJ-- The committee met again the next Friday afternoon. Every one had fine results. They learned very many interesting as well as amusing things. They heard that Anna Riedl and Mabel Walker had joined the mem- bers of the Old Ladies' Home at'Cuba. Albert Basso and Ronald Doane are at present running a refreshment stand in the J ungles of Africa where they are selling ice cream and pop to the head hunters with Elias Thomas as the hawker of their wares-in fact his powerful voice penetrates all Africa. Grant Rutgers is living in luxury since he signed the contract for play- ing the part of Uncle Walt of Gasoline Alley in the films. Rudolph Ebinger took the paret of Skeezics. They have been quite the hit of the season. . . .l,.s..,,..g5::j20.Q..,g:fg-5. . .,. . . l-.-. Page Tn: nip N1

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l- - -o-fo-0422:-ji- -qfiifpo--Q-Q. - - LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We the class of '24-B of Lorain High School, do ordain and establish this our last will and testament. In order to form a more perfect under- standing, establish our rights and insure a lasting memory of ourselves, we do hereby bequeath the following articles, rights and privileges: I. To all the students of L. H. S. a. The remains of the faculty after welare through with it. b. The privilege of placing handles on biscuits baked by the Domestic Science Classes and using them in the Manual Training Department. 11. To the Senior B's: a. The Amen seats in Chapel in order to obtain Neckitis . b. The right to debate to your heart's content. c. The honor of using this, our last will, as a model for yoursl? III. To the Juniorss a. Our beloved Virgil books. b. The ability to obtain yellow permits. c. The feeling of aloffness one gets at this stage of development. IV. To The Sophomores: a. A seat in S. H. 1 fif you can grab ith. b. A memory of your former loyalty to Ireland! V. To the Freshmen: a. The exclusive right to the third floor. b. The privilege of playing Sir Walter Raleigh to the Seniors. VI. Special Bequests: a. To Miss Mills-the exclusive right to train young Demosthenes for the Senior A debate. b. To Mr. Huske-a ticket to Mexico. c. To Mr. McGill-B-9 and B-10 for a new Chemistry Lab. d. To Alex O'Lear-Bep Faris's shooting ability. e. To Max Ule-Urban Koethe's shortness. f. To Miss Grubb-a good dog cather to keep peace in S. H. 1. VII. To Anybody: a. Jack Arscott's freckles. b. Helen Thomson's pep and another cheer leader to fit in her boots fthose she bought for the Elyria gamel. c. The warbling quartet composed of Fuzz' Krall, John Mitchell, Bill McDonald and Sid Levitt. d. Mr. Kelse1 s remedy for spring fever! We do hereby appoint Mr. E. R. Lowrie to be our administrator and affix the great seat of the class of '24-B to this our last will and testament. Class of '24-B Per: Muriel Harper Helen Freeman Michael Kienzle. 9.0, 9.0.4 U . .45.q.0q 41p. .q, ,. .Q.g-. . . Page Tlvenly-Erghl o'0'o 0

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. . .o.Q.0.g:Dj,. .q:2::g.0.Q.o. . . Ralph Cobb was arrested recently for hypnotising housewives into buying his Labor Saving Automatic Pancake Turners . Robert Weichel bailed him out. William Thomas is traveling with Ben Rosenfeld selling Sure Shine Hair Polish , they are making quite a success of their enterprise Fanny May Bartenfeld is singing on the Square for the Ladies' Aid Society ac- companied on the saxophone and drum played by Sophia Anuskiewicz and Walter Bedell. Dora Reuter is secretary to City Manager Sackett at Avon. Fuzz' Krall and AleX.Dombroski are pards in the D-K Haberdashery of Alaska. Fuzz haberdashes men while Alex haberdashes cars. At present they have three D-K stores one at North Pole, one at the Equator and one at the South Pole. Johanna Birk is the leading soloist of the Prussian Grand Opera with Helen Griffith accompanying with the drum. Wilbur Kurtz is the leader of the night life of Chicago-as a night watchman. Ralph Faris and Robert Ronsky' have been given a contract to flood Egypt and are to get a large comission on the trees they fell. Marguerite Bremer has gone into politics-holds position of Secretary of Education. Peter Danevitch is in charge of the aeroplane routes between Lorain and 'Frisco with. Harold Ryan as the Air Cop. Eugene Grossner is editor of the Canned News in a village on the Amazon, with O'Tilla Kueblerfand Alice Hartwig as cub reporters. Zita Burke is keeping a hospital for stray dogs and lame cats in Greenland. Evelyn Wagoner is dietician. Muriel Harper is advocating the Blue Laws to the inhabitants of the Hawaiian Islands. Her chief support is in Rev. J. C. Catalano, who is preacher in one of the largest churches there-he and his wife, formerly Ethel Bridenstein have done much to enlighten the natives. Mildrd Rose and Helen Schwert are teaching the famous and much renowned Pollard Polly Parrot's various orations. Sam Herman is displaying his mathematical genius to the millions of school children of the Hudson Bay District. Helen Thomson has invented false teeth that are guaranteed not to break. They are exceedinglyharm- less-so harmless that she demonstrates them on infants . One advantage of these teeth is that gum is chewed easier with these teeth than can be with a natural set. Eleanor Coley has accepted the leading role opposite John Bailey on Wrecks fof Time. In the same company Harold Abell is usurping the place of Fatty in the hearts of the American Public. Among the famous gold diggers of Kentuck are Peter Galanka and his wife formerly Ella Frick who is the cook of the community and Clarence Weaver. Clarence reports that he can only find silver in that district. . , -0. . -43.0-Q,'oo'2n-, -df fa .o-G- - ' 'om o.,,.a P g Thrfy T