Lock Haven High School - Gazette Yearbook (Lock Haven, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 104 of the 1928 volume:

A 'im n 1:1 -rf xx, . '. J .', 'z 4 -Q .- Q , ws, -.2 1 A Q., N4 A . , , , '. , 4' ' 1- , -f. -1. 'ff gif? : . 2-:ff , U r' MA!!-' uw' . ix . ' f S '-L limi, ' vvvvvrvvvvv THE AZETT NINETEEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY- EIGHT '23 LUCK HAVEN HIGH SCHOOL LOCK HAVEN, PENNA. AAAA A ---,,A-A,,----AL,A, Lf jf We, the Class of Nineteen Hundred and Twenty-eight do hereby Dedicate this Annual Issue of the Lock Haven High School Gazette to Miss Virginia Painter in recognition of the service she has rendered the school by advancing its efficiency socially and scholasticallyl 1 ,W 'N I1 ir HIGH scnooi. FACULTY - A1927-192.8 NELSON P. BENSON, M.A., PH.D. - - New York University, Harvard University Superintendent of Schools V J. F. PUDERBAUGH, A.B. - - Dickinson College, Columbia University Principal of High School LILLIAN M. ADAMS -------- Columbia University Assistant Principal and Head of English Department GUY L. CUMMINGS, B. S. ------- Grove City College Head of Science Department 1 CORA B. SUITER, A.B. - L - ' ' Temple University, Rochester Business Institute Head of Commercial Department REAGAN I. HOCH, A.B. - Franklin and Marshall College, Bucknell University Head of History Department JOHN D. BECK, B.S. - - - Pennsylvania State College General Science and Biology RALPH E. MARTIN, A.B. - - Lebanon Valley College, Bucknell University Mathematics and Science , SARAH BECK, A.B. ---- - University of Pittsburgh History and Social Studies fV1,+6.-ff V: 73f4iA', A.B. - - - Bucknell University French and Spanish FREDERICK PLETCHER, B.S. - - Pennsylvania State Cdllege Head of Industrial Department ' ROBERT E. SMINK, A.B., A.M. - - Bucknell University Mathematics and Chemistry LUCILLE G. SCULLEN, B.S. - - - Bucknell University Head of Latin Department V KATHERINE COOPER, A.B. - - Bucknell University English ERMA D. CAST - Lock Haven State Normal School, Pennsylvania State College English and Dramatics 7 v'vv'v'vvvvvv THE GAZETTE High School Faculty, 1927-1928 I C ontinued I CLARA WACNER History EDNA A. CHANCE Supervisor Lock Haven S DESSA E. GRESSER History and English LAURA E. LEITZELL - - - Head of Art Department CORRINE E. SNYIJER Lock Haven S Geography and History MAME ARMSTRONG Lock Haven State Normal School, Arithmetic and Geography VIRGINIA PAINTER ---- Assistant in English and Latin MAUDE C. FLoRUss Lock Haven S Sewing and Domestic Science MARY BAKER RISHELL - - - Physical Training OLIVER W. BARRICK - Assistant of Trade Courses JENNIE M. WALTERS Arithmetic REBECCA F. GILLESPIE English and Library ROSE M. HULL, M.B., C.S. - - - University of Pennsylvania, Lock Haven State Normal School Conservatory of Music, Cornell University and Teacher of Music tate Normal School, Pennsylvania State College Pennsylvania State College tate Normal School, Pennsylvania State College Pennsylvania State College - University of Wisconsin tate Normal School, Pennsylvania State College - Sargent School for Physical Education - Pennsylvania State College - Cornell University - Lock Haven State Normal School, Harvard University - - - Indiana State Normal School Assistant in Commercial Department FRANK S. KNECHT - - Automobile Mechanics DAVID B. STEWART, A.B. - - - - Lock Haven State Normal School -A Grove City College Physical Education and Coach MARGARET E. ZINDEL - - - Mathematics - Syracuse University 8 THE GAZETTE ' Dedication - Faculty - Gazette Staff - Editorials - - Seniors Page - - Who's Who in 1928 - Seniors - - - To 1928 - - - Class Prophecy of 1928 - Last Will and Testament - School Notes - - - Alumini - - - Exchange - - Who's Who in 1929 - Who's Who in 1930 - - Who's Who in 1931-1932-1933 Literary ----- Pasttimes of Seniors - - What If- ---- Famous Sayings of the Faculty Commercial Department - Athletics - - - Varsity Football - - 1928 Basketball Record - Track and Its Work - Activities - - - Glee Club - - Senior Choral Club - The Band - - Orchestra - - - The Double Quartet Student Council - - Home Economics Club - Sketch Club - Dramatics Club - Dramatics Play Cast - Junior Play Cast - Senior Play Cast - Debating Club - - Actacti Camp Fire Girls - Jokes ---- Avertisements - Contents 9 Page 5 7-8 -10 1 1-12 13 14 15-37 38 39-40 41 42 43-44 4-5 4-6 47 48 4-1-58 59 -60 60 6 1-62 63 64 65 -66 67 -68 69 -70 71 -72 73 -74 75 -76 77 -77 77 78 79 80-82 83-94 Editor-in-Chief - Assistant Business Manager A ssistant - Advertising Manager Assistant Circulation Manager Assistant Literary Editor - Assistant School Nates Editor Athletic Editor Assistant - Gossip Editor Assistant - Exchange Editor Assistant - Jokes Editor Assistant - Stag Artists Assistant - Industrial Department Editor Assistant - ISABEL R. COUNSII. MARY B. SIMON ROBERT F. DICKEY SHUMAN MOORE - GEORGE SHAW JAMES HEEENER KATIIERINE G. DIACK ELSIE WIDDIANN MAURINE K. IWCCLURE HELEN MCLA UG HLIN, LAUVON BASINGER, EDWARD ANDREWS DOMINIC ZANELLA, MARTHA DIACK, DOROTHY PIIRSLEY, MARTHA B. ZIIWLER, - ANNA F. HEss, WILLIAM MCCORMICK, - IRVING ROSTER, ESTHER SHEARER s IDA ZIMMERMAN, WILLIAM ROYER, JOSEPH ROMEO - ARCHEY VANUCCI 1 1 9 s 1 s l :Q E- 5'uuLs!. What the New l-ligh School Will Mean to Lock Haven The new Senior High School now in process of construction will mean much to the future citizens of Lock Haven. ln the first place, it will provide adequate room for taking care of the various de- partments of the high school, which in recent years have expanded beyond the expectations of those who built the present building in 1914. No school can do its proper work unless its classes are of a reasonable size, so that teachers can give the neces- sary personal attention to all the pupils. Over-large high schools necessarily become a handicap to the best type of education, and by over-crowding classes deny the pupils the right to secure the highest type of training. Our new senior high school will solve this problem for the city of Lock Haven, as well as for pupils from nearby school districts who must come here to complete a four-year high school course. ln the second place, the new senior high school building will provide proper facilities for the in- dustrial department of the high school. Since 1921 this department has grown from a one-year course in manual training to a complete four-year course in vocational education, under the Smith-Hughes Act, recognized by both the state and' federal govern- ments. From a small class of sixteen pupils in 1921 the Vocational School has grown to eighty-six pupils during the present school year, and this growth has occured in spite of the unfavorable conditions con- fronting the school in its present frame structure. The new building will give this department all the necessary room for conducting trade courses in cabi- net making, auto mechanics, electrical work, print- ing, etc. It will also provide a large room for manual training for the general academic student who desires this work for its practical value. Since Vocational education has found so large a place in the work of the local school system, it became ab- solutely necessary to make adequate provisions for it, and this will be well accomplished in the new Senior High School. The growth of other departments, including the commercial group, the home economics division, and the various science classes, made the new Senior High School building a necessity. Aside from the Vocational department, probably no branch of high school work has met with more favorable reception by the public than has the work in cooking and sewing. lt now requires two teachers to give the necessary instruction in these practical subjectsg and the present building does not provide the neces- sary room. One sewing room is now located in the Roosevelt School on West Main Street, and the cooking laboratory is too small to accommodate the classes that get their instruction there. lt is over- crowded with equipment, and the work is handi- capped by the fact that it must be used as a cook- ing room for the cafeteria. The plans of the new Senior High School provide adequate room and equipment for this important department. Finally, the new Senior High School building will meet the growing needs of the school for a larger gymnasium, shower baths, and dressing rooms. The gymnasium will afford seating capacity for six hundred spectators, and will be located so as to overcome the faulty ventilation in the present gym. Nearly every school and organization in Lock Haven T1-is GAZETTE interested in basketball and other physical educa- tion activities desires to use the present gymnasiumg and thus the new gymnasium will add greatly to the city's recreational facilities. Likewise the audi- torium will be considerably larger than the present one and will have a stage of ample room for all types of dramatic entertainment. Another feature of the new building that will satisfy a long-felt need is a library which will house many thousands of volumes and accommodate at least fifty students at a time. A study hall will be found adjoining the library so that the two put together will relieve the school the necessity of using the auditorium for this purpose. These facilities will give the city of Lock Haven all the advantages which are enjoyed in the best public school systems in America. -P. B., 'B. High News The publishing of newspaper articles written by students was established in our High School three years ago by Miss Rebecca Gross, an alumnus of the high school and a member of the staff of the Express. High News is published weekly and usu- ally covers a page. The edition is beneficial not only to the students but to the public who through it become acquainted with facts about the school and the-school's activi- ties. The student is benefited by receiving valuable training in English Composition. To any student who is interested in joumalism it is especially profit- able, as he becomes familiar with the teclmique of writing newspaper articles. The student body in general has supported this project very well, and those few who are not inter- ested do not realize the valuable training they are losing. -JOHN Mansnau., '28. 15 lwiyylfi A ni MQ fre! x 1 Rswefg 41 wig bf 4 .Sl . 1 ' '- -X I I , Q ffl X 1' - V M , wh Wx 14X Ki 'X 5 S E NW S THE GAZETTE vv Who's Who in 1928 President - Vice President - Secretary - - Treasurer - - - President Student Council - Representative in Student Council Representative in Student Council - Representative in Student Council - 14 HENRY STEHMAN - CARL HATTER DOROTHY MILLER - EDNA KUNES - GEORGE SHAW CATHERINE CASNER HENRY STEHMAN ESTHER SHEARER vvvvrvwvvvvrvwvvvvvvv vvvrwvv THE GAZETTE . L.l'lH.S '28 EDWARD ANDREWS Varsity Football f3, 403 Varsity Basketball Q4-jg GAZETTE Staff 13, 43. The Gods made me quick, the Gods made me tall The Gods made me for foot and basketball. SARA ARCHEY Sally Christmas Concertg That's Thatg O. T. S. A. Dignity with a certain craving for fun. FRANCIS BAIRD Bess', Jimmie Choral Club 13. 4-lg Dramatics Club f3Jg O. T. S 13, 413 Public Speaking t4J. Admires all divine handiwork, Especially that super-product-Man! JAMES E. BAIRD 0. T. S. A.g Sketch Club C313 Hi-Y Club. Thy modesty is alcandle to thy evil. CHARLES BAKER Football K4-lg Track K4-J: Class Basketball. Charley is my darling. Oh, yes, girls. 15 THE GAZETTE LHH S MABEL BEIGHTOL f.Mabe,, 0. T. S. A.g Public Speaking C313 Choral Clubg Christmas Concert. Little I ask, my wants are few. PAUL BENSON His mere presence expresses his value. WARD BILLETT Billette', Sketch Club 13, 41g President of Sketch Club Ml: lli-Y Club C435 Clee Club l4Jg 0. T. S. A. 13, 43g Public Speaking K3.D. He is a man take him for all and all. NEVIN BLESH A songster like this can never come amiss. ISABEL SCHONER BOYER ..Biz,, Choral Club C3, 41g Public Speaking: That's Thatg Bas- ketballg Treasurer 141. Sometimes quiet, alwaysqgay, Never, never ln the way.' 16 vvvrvwvvv vvvrvwvvvvvvvvvrvwvvvvv vv THE GAZETTE Mei-r ' A P V , LHH.S if A ' 2 8 T - 0' I R F U BYRON H. BRICKLEY A lover of music is he, who likes the saxophone like me. MARY DOROTHY CAPRIO ufohniev President Home Economics Clubg Dramatics Clubg That's Thatg Public Speaking. That happy child again. CLYDE C. CASKEY With a little imagination a bicycle becomes a Flivver. .lV,5. CATHARINE CASNER 5 G. A. A. 13, 41 3 Hi-News 141 3 Vice President Choral Club 131g Secretary Choral Club 14-1g Public Speaking 13, 41g That's That 1413 Student Council 1414 Basketball 13, 41. Our little girl has apdisposition that winsf' ALBERT CLARK Pete', Clee Club 1413 President Glee Club 1413 Double Quartet 13, 413 .lunior Class Play 131g That's Thatg President Dramatics Club 141g Dramatics Club Play 1413 Cheer Leader 141. The life of a party is all we can say about him. 17 '5fLfQE,lQIQHQ Mais ' A Y Q! L.11H.s '28 ' A K ELIZA CLUSTON K,-.J CIustie Choral Clubg Home Economics Club. In the whirl of High School strife, She leacls a peaceful life. MARIAN COIRA Secretary Dramatics Club: G. A. A. fl. 2. 3. 413 Basket hall fl. 2. 3, 4-lg Track 2: Hikers Club f2l: That's That Senior Class Play. Blue eyes. black hair- Clever girl. we'll swear. MAX B. CooK Wan Glee Clubg Dramatics Clubg Secretary Clee Clubg Dra- matics Club Play: Senior Class Play. The world owes me a living and I'm enjoying it by appearance. am I not? TSABEL R. COUNSIL Choral Club 13. 43 g GAZETTE Stall' 13. 4-l : Debating Team: Negative till: All Aboard lll: That's That Mb: Dra matics 1233 Track f2l: Public Speaking f3. 43. Quiet and faithful. Yet jolly and mirthfulf' EDWARD E. DETTREY Football 13, 4-lg Clee Club 43. 4-I: Double Quartet Q4-5. Ed's our darling. cute and sweet, Always there in time to cat. 18 a - All AlJl13TflQ Public Speaking 1.3. 45: Editor Hi-News: THE GAZETTE Eiuts I1 KATHARINE DIACK Basketball 11, 2, 3, 47 3 All Aboardg That's Thatg GAZETTE Staff 13, 435 Polished Pebblesg Choral Club 12, 3, 4-lg Hikers Club 12, 355 G. A. A. 11, 21, Editor Hi-News: Public Speaking. Happy am I, from care I'm free, Wlty can't they all be content like me? MARTHA S. DIACK Class Treasurer 125, Public Speaking 13, 4-lg Hi-News 149g GAZETTE Staff 14-bg All Aboard 11Jg That's That, Basketball 113. Just a saucy, dimpled maiden. ROBERT FRENCH DICKEY A real debator is French, May his ability hold out with his wife. EDWARD L. DUMM His name sounds deceiving, But you can't always go by names. GRACE EMERICK Gracious That's That, Dramatic Club, Public Speaking 131. Truer than steel, better than gold. 19 THE GAZETTE 1 EDNA ENGLERT tcMaen O. T. S. A.3 Home Economics Club3 That's Thatg Public Speakingg Hikers Club. No word of fail in. this girl. HARRY FISHER President Orchestra 12, 313 Secretary Orchestra 141 3 Band C413 Vice President B8.IldQ Hi-Y Club I4-13 Glee Club 13, 413 Double Quartet i4-13 Dramatics Club I4-13 Public Speaking 1413 Junior Class Play: Dramatics Club Play3 Senior Class Play. Noble is the spirit possessed by a great love. REUBEN B. Fox I like my horse and my horse likes me. FLORENCE FREDERICKS Basketball fl, 2, 3, 41 3 Captain of Basketball 42, 41 3 G. A. A. fl, 2, 31 3 All Aboard Q11 3 Track f21 3 Dramatics Club C41 3 Editor Hi-News Q4-1 3 Hikers Club 12, 31 3 White Elephants C413 That's That3 Senior Class Play. Slick, dark hair, sport clothes-chic. LILY FYE Lillums Public Speakingg Editor Hi-News. Her school work, so they say, Is never put off for a single day. 20 THE GAZETTE ETHEL GAHAGAN That's That C4-13 Polished Pebbles C213 White Elephants C4-15 Choral Club il, 2, 3, 413 Orchestra 13, 413 Sketch Club C31 3 Secretary Sketch Club C41 5 Track 12, 313 G.A. A. fl, 2, 3, 41g Editor Hi-News Q4-13 Director Press Club C215 Dramatics Club C4-19 Public Speaking K31. A soprano who sings, not unlike the Loerlei. GERHARD ERNEST LUDWIG GLAHN Hi-Y Clubg Editor Hi-News. May the reach of his intelligence Equal the length of his name. CARL GUERRIERO Dramatics Clubg Hi-Y Clubg Glee Club: That's That: Haunted House, Senior Class Playg Editor Hi-News. Hang sorrow, care will kill a cat. HESTER GUNSALLUS - Public Speakingg Editor Hi-News, Home Economics Club: Girls' Business Manager of O. T. S. A. A quiet and peaceful nature has she, Studious to the nth degree. CHARLES THOMAS HAGER A would-be tough boy from lflemington. 21' 5 THE GAZETTE L.l'l.l'I.S '28 K CHARLOTTE HANNA Dramatics Club 14-1g Choral Club 13, 4-1 3 Public Speaking 141: Class Basketball 12, 4-1g G. A. A. 12, 315 Hikers Club 131g Editor Hi-News 1413 That's That 141. ln light or shadow, joy or trial, We see the sunshine of her smile. CHRISTIAN HARMAN, JR. Football 11, 2, 3, 415 Track 11, 2, 3, 4-1 3 Secetary Out-of- Town Association 13, 4-19 Hi-Y Club 141. His hair is red, his eyes are brown, That's why he is loved all through the town. MARIE HARTZELL Student Council 111, Vice President 1213 Secretary G. A. A. 121g President of Class 131: .lunior Class Playg Public Speaking 141g Basketball C4-1, That's That. Better be small and slim, than large and cast a shadow. ALYCE HARVEY Buttercup Track 121, O. T. S. A.g Public Speaking 141. Theres a little bit of love in every man-hater. CARL F. HATTER Football 13, 413 Basketball 14-1: Captain Senior Basket- ball Team 141g Debeating Team, Affirmative 141. My opinion! nobody will ever know half of what is in me Unless something unexpected happens. 22 THE GAZETTE L.H.H.S ' 2 8 WAYDE HICKOFF Dancing is his supreme virtue. A. WAYNE HICKOFF Hicks Dramatics Club i4lg Dramatics Club Play 145g Public Speaking C403 That's That. He takes life merry, He thinks it is better not to worry or tarryg 'I'l1at's the way, big boy. KENNETH E. HECKMAN Happy am I, from care I'm free. Why couldn't you all be contented like me? CLAYTON STANLEY HITCHINS The book-worm of our class. MELVIN HoY Football 13, 4lg Glee Club f3, 453 Debating Club: Var- sity Double Quartetg Dramatics Clubg Dramatics Club Playg Track ll, 2, 4-jg Senior Class Play. Roses are red, violets are blue, Here is a chap, that is always true. 23 vvvvrv-1. L.I'l.H.S ' 2 8 Rmb! vvvvvvvrvvvvvv T H E G A z E T T E CHARLOTTE HOLMES O. T. S. A. Few regret the words they have not said. DAWNS E. INCRABI Long and slender, Meek and mild- And brilliant too. LEROY J ERLES And it came tO pass that a blonde- wore his fnotball. HELEN JOHNSON Public Speaking 13, 41. A little girl with high ideals. ELEANOR KAHLER Bill Dramatics Club Ml' Choral Club C3 43 P 'd , , 3 resl ent of Sketch Club 13, 41g Public Speakingg That's Thatg Edi- tor Hi-News. Her value is in her nature-Not her size. 24 THE GAZE.T,J'E MELVIN KALIN We wonder why he likes Beech Creek. WILLIAM KEITH KELLY ,L Basketball C3, 45. Keith has the curls that attracts the girls. CHARLES KENNETH KELLY If knowledge is power, then I am weak. THELMA KESSINGER O. T. S. A.g Public Speaking. ' A trusty friend is hard to find, So keep this girl's address in mind. SAMUEL BURTON KLING If life were a path of roses, he'd step on the thorns. ,- 25 vvwvvvvvvrvvvvvvwvvvvvvv vvrvvvv THE GAZETTE I-H115 J. LAMONT KRESS He might be very clever for all we know. DEAN RUSSELL LAUBSCHER This boy is bright-to a certain extent-. ISADORE LIPEZ ulssyv Dramatics Club 11, 255 Glee Club 12 3, 4-5 g Double Quar let 145 g Dollars and Chickens, Stage Manager 11, 25. He is very smart and up-to-date, But every morning comes in late. ISABEL LIVINGSTON ulssyv Dramatics Club 135g Choral Club 1453 Public Speaking 13, 4-5g Editor Hi-News 145g Junior Class Play 135. A typist's speed is only one of her excellent qualities. EDNA KUNES ssBillyn Tl1a1's Thatg Dramatics Clubg Treasurer Class 14-5. Noiseless as fear in the dark. 26 THE GAZETTE FREDERICK MADER Fred Sketch Club f3, 4-J g Treasurer Sketch Club 14-l : Glee Club 1423 Hi-Y Club Q4-I3 O. T. S. A. 13, 4-J. Frederick is small, but only in stature. DOROTHY MARKS unotn Public Speakingg O. T. S. A. Speech is silver, silence is gold. JOHN FRANCIS MARSHALL Glee Club f2, 3, 4-J 3 Dramatics Club C4-J 3 Hi-Y Club 140, Class Basketball 12, 403 Track C4-J. Our informer on latest styles. MAURINE MCCLURE Student Council C313 Choral Club 13, 413 GAZETTE Stall' 13, 4-lg Editor Hi-News, Public Speakingg That's That. Lips of red, eyes of blue- A winsome lassie thru and thru. FRANKLIN MCCORMICK Calm and quiet, he is everybody's friend. 27 , vvvrvvvv THE GAZETTE Q WILLIAM MCCORMICK GAZETTE Staff Jokes Editor, Treasurer of O. T. S. A. 13, 45, Track 13, 47g 0. T. S. A.g Basketball 1433 Junior Day Play. Love me, love my dog. LUCILLE MCGONICAL ssKittyss Public Speakingg Editor Hi-Newsg Basketball 13, 4-,l. TlIere's not much to her size, But we'll say Sl16,S a prize. RICHARD E. MCNERNEY A calm, well liked lad, The best kind to be lIad. ROBERT MCNERNEY Dollars and Chickens 133 3 The Haunted House 14-J g TlIat's That, Vice President Debating Club 1413 Hi-Y 14-lg Dra- matics Club 143 g Public Speaking 13, 41 3 Editor Hi-News. May this chap attain his Oratorical goal. DOROTHY MILLER Student Council 1233 Editor Hi-News: Treasurer Dra- matics Club 14-D3 Class Secretary 14,3 Junior Class Playg Dramatics Club Play 14-J 3 Public Speaking. 'iWe love her smile-her way Of smiling gentlyf' 28 is THE GAZETTE RALPH EDWARD MILLER May he build as many cabinets As he had girls Cin his mindl. DORSEY MITTERLING Football 12, 3, 4-J, Many days I have spent on Hanson Field, for old High WILLIAM EDWARD MYERS We all love Ed, for all the world loves a lover. ARDELL S. PASSELL Track Q4-J. One of the two fguess the restl. UDALINE PECK More rare in her simplicity. '. l 29 Football K4-D5 Basketball 13, 4-J: Captain Basketball C433 N J 1 Q - . . f -vv-v-v-v-rv-v-v-v-v-vvvvvvvv vvvv-v vv'v1 THE GAZETTE L.H.H.S 0 2 8 . R. WOODWARD PEOPLES Glee Club C4-lg Public Speaking 13, 453 Hi-Y Club Q43 I sing, I sing from morn till night. From cares I'm free, my heart is light. CASPER PETER Glee Clubg Debating Clubg Dramatics Clubg Hi-Y Club His polite manners and calm ways Make him everybody's friend. LYNN L. PROBST Mathematics is the glory of the mind. DAVID PURSLEY There are very few shade trees and no hemlocks along the road to success. ANNA QUIGG A Ima Hikers Clubg O. T. S. A.g Public Speaking. A poetess in spite of all, Never destined for a fall. 30 rvv THE GAZETTE GERTRUDE REYNOLDS She's every bit a jolly good sport. HOWARD L. REYNOLDS Beneath this mild exterior There lies a deal of mischief. ROsE MARY RIPOLI scRoseyr9 Christmas Concertg Home Economics Club. She is small, bright, and a true blue classmate Ki ul f- D-5 I -Y' lf ., :ll f ,'- 'x ,,,ks-xx K JOSEPH MOLLY ROMEO Smart and chic, 'H ' He makes a real sheik. CHARLES W. ROTE' Generally quiet and not much to say, But you'Il always find him cheerful and gay. 31 THE GAZETTE L.l'I.H.S ' 2 8 CLARENCE RUSSEL K For he's a jolly good fellow Which nobody can deny. CATHERINE SAGER G6Katie!7 V Home Economics Club: O. T. S. A. Life is real, life is earnest, So am I. BERTHA SANDERS Hikers Club Cl, 2, 333 Basketball Qllg Public Speaking 13, 40g Dramatics Club 14-J. A charming girl-quiet and reserved. HAZEL SEYBOLD Public Speakingg Editor Hi-News. Ambition-with results. FRANK SMILEY SHARP His name indicates what this fellow is-a frank, kind chap. 32 THE GAZETTE GEORGE SHAW President Student Council 1413 GAZETTE Staff 13, 4-J: Chairman Standard Ring Committeeg Class Treasurer 133 3 Track 13, 4-Jg Hi-Y Club 14-J. ence should not hesitate much in 'choosing the ring. ESTHER SHEARER Secretary Student Council 12, 3, 413 GAZETTE Staff 13, 4-J g Sketch Club 13, 4-jg Dramatics Club 14-Jg Debating Club 1433 Secretary Home Room 13, 4-lg Public Speakingg That's Thatg Editor Hi-News. Happy am I-from sorrowg I'm as free as Coolidge. CALVIN EUGENE SHEASLEY Life is real, life is earnest: so am I JOHN H. SLENKER KiKidY, Football 12, 3, 4-J, Glee Club 1433 Track 11, 4-D3 Dra- matics Club 141. The varsity does not do all the work. WILLIAM FRANCIS SLENKER Always with a smile and a grin No matter where, or when you see him. 33 So when it comes to the time, George with all his experi- rwvvvvvrv-wvvvvvvvvv vvvvuvvvvvrvv THE GAZETTE NAOM1 SMITH Truthful, earnest, shy of some, Always responds when a class mate says 'C0me. ' DONALD GEORGE SNYDER Another of those well liked boys from Mill Hall. MALCOLM G. STABLEY Rifle Club C2J. Silent thoughts are the best, they never betray. HENRY STEIIMAN Football 12. 3, 453 Basketball I3 403 Student Council Mig Class President tl, 47: President Hi-Y Clubg Class Basketball tl, 23. Best of wishes to our president, a real good sport Who takes part in fun of any old sort. PAULINE STEVENSON Pulmlic Speaking 1.3, 41. Gentle and retiring hut always ready and willing when she is needed. 34 THE GAZETTE I I EARL STINE STRALEY His great preoccupation is the future of his l'livver. I KATHRYN STRUMP Choral Clubg Dramatics Club: Public Speakingg That's , Thatg Basketball. An heiress to Rosalind's graces. ROLAND JAMES STRUMP This lad is very quiet, but only in the classroom. DUREDA SUMP Orchestra 13, 473 School Pianist f3, 4-Ig Glee Club Ac- companist 141: Choral Club Accompanist C3, 415 Accom- panist That's That MJ. f The tunes you play can't be heard every day. WILLIAM DAVID TIDLOW When sunset comes, can supper be far behind? 35 vvvrv'vv'v'v1vvvvvvvvvvrwvv vvrvvvvvvv THE GAZETTE A a J. ALLEN UNDERWOOD Deep Hows the water that runs calm. EZRA WILLIAM VAN DUZEN nd gracing are the two great occupations of Acting a my life. SAMUEL S. WALKER Class Basketball 1355 Hi-Y Club 141. Here is a young man who is looked up to. R. MICHAEL WATERMAN Always so bashful, always so shy, we wonder why ? ZELENA WEAVER Zeke Choral Clubg Kathleen g All Aboard. May you search the whole world round, you could not find a better lassief' 86 THE GAZETTE ESTHER WESLEY Essie Public Speaking: 0. T. S. A. No dangers fright her and no labors tire. HELEN WUJEMIRE Debating Clubg O. T. S. A. All things come to those who have patience. MARTHA ZEIGLER MGft,, Basketball 11, 2, 3, 4-J, Track 1213 GAu7rrE Staff 13, 4-Jg Choral Club 137g Vice President Class C313 Vice Presi- dent G. A. A. GD: President G. A. A. 1413 President 0. T. S. A. C4-Jg Public Speaking 43, 473 Editor Hi-News, That's Thatg President Debating Club: Senior Gift Com- mittee C4-Jg Negative Debating Team 00. Those in school who knew her will mise her and those who do not know her have already missed something. IDA ZIMMERMAN A girl of true artistic ability. 37 THE GAZETTE To 1928 This is the dawn of our day, the chariot of the Sun-god Apollo Roars ever higher and higher into the morn of our lives, Whirling us, eager and willing, thru young maturity, Revealing, concealing the paths that Destiny sage connives. Taunting, entrancing Apollo! Glorious dawn is begun! May we have power to follow Far in the wake of the sun! The potentate cleaves to his course, into the peak of day, Down thru the sky to the dusk, there to his darkened rest. Powerless to stop the flight, we have but to follow his wake, Gay, gallant, pilgrims pursuing all that is beauteous and best. Classmates of '28! Let us push on thru the strife, Gay, gallant pilgrims of fate, Strong, clear-eyed pilgrims of life! 'i. R. C., '28 38 CLASS glaze Would you believe, my dear, that forty years have passed since you and I were classmates? Life has changed, hasn't it, but-- . If your life is a grind. let this class prophecy be a sharpener for your wit. I must tell you about Charlotte Hanna. Have you heard it? She's married for the fourth time to Ilobert McNerney. the champion hot dog eater. IIer first husband. Dean Laubschcr, was killed in a duel with Downs Ingram. Ethel Uahagan? No. I didn't know she was ban- ished for publishing articles about the government. Iiobert Dickey, the famous lawyer tried to save her, but alasg! I saw Catherine Casner. the toe dancer, on the stage at Salona last week. Shi-'s sixty-five and a close rival to Edna Wallace Hopper. She told me she owed her youth to the wonderful Kress and Van Duzen beauty products, made by Ezra, but distrib- uted by Lamont. Yes, Sheldon Brownlee and Michael Waterman built an auto factory at McElhattan. They want to become Ilenry Fords. William Tidlow and .Io- seph Romeo are employees in the department that takes the rumble out of rumble seats. And Sara Archey! The last I heard she was mayor of Mill Hall-she must have a hard time keeping track of the bootleggers and hcr husband, George Myers. at the same time. Mabel Beightol and Dorothy Marks are campaigning Mill Hall for equal rights of women. Mabel isn't going to let men run her-she runs them to and from Mill Ilall in ber trolley car. I wouldtft risk my life with her, especially since she has become so infatuated with Casper Petersg heis street cleaner of Flemington now. You say Carl Hatter? Well. Carl always wanted to be a Buffalo Bill. Ile went west, but Ile could only afford one steer so he wouIdn't go on tlte road. If he couldn't be a real Bill. he wouldn't be any. Yes. it was too had about Isadore Lipez-you know he went to Africa to convert the Zulu tribeg he wanted to establish a branch of his father's store out there in the jungle. but no one ever heard from him since. Too bad!!! I don't pity Martha Zeigler. You see she was principal of the school for feeble-minded children but she became so infatuated with the janitor, Chris- tian Ilarmon, that she neglected her pupils and she was fired. Malcolm Stabley is a prosperous Holy Roller preacher in McEIhattan. Ile divorced his wife Ze- Iena Weaver. after she stole the collection three times. Edna Englert and Helen Johnson, famous hikers. recently returned from Hollywood where they tried to join the Caskey movie firm. but CIyde's wife, Frances Baird. was so jealous that she forbid him RV gt- I . Th-.snr to hire them-she insists that she be the lead in all productions. Bill and Johnny, tI1e Slenker twins, Who now are makers of violins, Look so alike, Like Mike and Ikeg Hard to tell apart-like two pins. I almost forgot to tell you my recent experience. The other day when Rose Ripoli and I were out tour- ing in our dirigible, a shrill whistle shrieked behind us. No sooner had we heard this than a stern voice de- manded, PuIl over to that cloud! Imagine my as- tonishment when I saw Officer Ed Dettery. He wouIdn't be friendly with me, but told us to appear before ,Iudge Edward Dumm. He said I passed on the wrong side of a cloud. But I wonder-. The other day when I was walking down street, I saw a large crowd of people. When I drew near- er I saw Flossie Fredericks singing and dancing while Roland Strump played the hurdy-gurdy. I asked her why on earth she was doing that and she said she was raising money to finance Dorothy Miller on a rocket trip to Mars. Poor Flossie meant well. Today I heard Dot would shoot off next week. Esther Shearer wanted to adopt a career so she is in Africa selling Palmolive soap to the natives- to keep their school girl complexions. Oh, my yes, Kathy Diack Clark. Pete's wife. has made quite a reputation for herself. She maintains a home for homeless hornets-she says she has a stinging time! Pete helps. too. all the homeless hornets follow him because he has hives. Indeed! You say Marian Coira was president of W. C. T. U. Init was fired when a prohibition officer named McCor1nick ll suppose Williaml caught her hauling moonshine? You can't trust anyone in this hardware age! Hazel always said. Get your man no matter how you get him. The other day I saw on the front page of the Lock Haven Distress, Miss Hazel Scy- bold sues Donald Snyder for heart balm. What kind of balm is that? Suppose it's some new kind of salve like anagestic balm. Yesterday Elinor Kahler called up and asked if I thought traflic jam would be good to use for some special sandwiches she was making for the school board. She said she had read about traffic jam. but had never tasted it. I saw Dave Pursley today. Ileis quite a swell in his uniform. A lively Haxen-haired man that kept yelling in a shrill voice. i'Shoe slline. 5c. had just polished his boots. I went over to get my pumps polished and who could that hootblack be but Stanley Hitchins! He told me how his love. Nlartha Diack. had turned him down after a twenty- year engagement. I was in tears before he finished. So sad! ! ! Three long rahs for Doo Passell- Small but clever as a rascalg THE GAZETTE Now on Hanson field, in refereeis rig, To tell the truth, he's really big! Another chip off the old block-Paul Benson is superintendent of schools at Lizardville. Last Sunday when I passed Reverend Max Cook's house I heard someone swearing terrible. Just then his little boy came out and I asked him who was swearing. He said, It's only Popg he's late for church and can't find his hymn book. Didn't you know Melvin Hoy was a dentist? Well, neither did I until I went into his oflice one day. I asked him if he had always been a dentist and he said he was riveter until he got too nervous to work up high. The modem three musketeers, Byron Brickley, Carl Guerriero and Wayde Hickoff, are making lots of dough in Ed Andrew's bakery now. Edna Kunes, Helen Widemire and Catherine Sager are all famous debaters. The question they are debating is, Resolved, That if a girl's ancestors were all blondes, she comes from preferred stock. How extraordinary! At present Maurine Mc- Clure, speaker of the House, is endeavoring to pass a bill to prohibit the sale of chewing gum. Woodward Peoples and Allan Underwood are truck farmers now-so they say, but they can't fool me. I know trucks come from factories. Isabel Counsil is a famous aviatrix now. I passed her one day and she was singing in a loud voice- I've had some narrow escapes And accidents that stretched me flat, But anyways, I'm still alive, And lots of people ca.n't say that. She said Anna Quigg composed the music she was singing. l Did you ever hear of the like-Lucille McCon- mgal, the famous woman duelist, killed Frank Sharp by hitting a pole with her Ford. Mary Caprio, the renowned sculptor, is carving a bust in the memory of Mr. Sharp. Esther Wesley keeps a parrot shop, but the par- rots don't talk. She claims they are Hebrew par- rots and talk with their claws. Melvin Kalin is in dire need of mortgage funds to finance his operations at Washington, and offers I0 mortgage ihe Capitol. He expects a real estate boom in the near future. George Shaw just wrote a book called, Females, the Weaker but Deadlier Sexf' I heard George was Jllted .by Udaline Peck, who married James Baird for spite. Gerard Glahn has accepted a position with the Miller fRalph I meanl Ice Company, selling ice to the Eskimos. We don't expect either Ralph or Gerard to become millionaires. The last I heard, Charlotte Holmes was selling reducing cream to the fat woman in Ringling's Circus. Give a cheer for Earl Straley, Who always rides with a ladyg Far from Freak: almost a sheik, He still rides in a trolley seven times a week. The last I heard of Isabel Livingston and Grace Emerick they were touring the world on the easy payment plan, but they fell down on their pay- ments in Afghanistan. No one ever heard from them since. Nevin Blesh was quite a singer, but he was ab- sent from church one Sunday and somebody wanted to know if,the organ had been repaired. Nevin sings no mo . Oh, yes. Last week two big huskies, with long whiskers, walked up to me and said, Say, lady, can you tell me where the cheapest post office in this town is? I was sure those men must be Scotch- men but they proved to be none other than Dorsey Mitterling and Clarence Russell. You say Lily Fye is dean of girls at Flemington Seminary? Charles Hager is janitor and Thelma Kessinger is Latin teacher. Why shouldn't Fleming- ton prosper? The four horsemen, Marie Hartzell, Isabel Boyer, Naomi Smith and Gertrude Reynolds, are doing big things now. Marie is mayor of Lock Haven and Biz, Gert and Naomi are on the council. We always knew Henry Stehman would be a great strong man-well, he is. He runs an onion farm and sells listerine on the side. Johnny Marshall's a happy man now. He's the proud proprietor of a small confectionery. His wife, Kathy Strump Marshall, vamps all the young men so their business isn't lacking. Poor Sam Walker died last week, but they didn't put his death notice in the paper because it cost two dollars a foot and poor Sam was six feet long. Charles Rote runs a butcher shop now-weiners a specialty. Burton K.ling, dog catcher of Fleming- ton, is his partner. One night last summer when I was up on the Bald Eagle ditch I heard a very melodious love song. Drawing nearer I recognized Ward Billett singing love songs to Alyce Harvey, his twenty-five year sweetheart. Ain't love just too wonderful? Harry Fisher and his wife, Dureda Sump, were arrested by Officer Calvin Sheasley last week, for overworking pet woodpeckers. It seems the Fishers run an antique shop and they made those poor woodpeckers work- eighteen hours a day making worm holes in tables. Frederick Mader is professor of music in High School now. He made his start singing in chapel forty years ago. Richard McNerney is coming right up in the world. He's a critic. He criticizes all hooks like Burke's Conciliation and Shakespeare's plays. I passed Pauline Stevenson yesterday, but she didn't speak to me. Later I heard she had cap- tured Duke Howard Reynolds and he was very careful whom she spoke to. Lynn Probst and Charles Baker are bus drivers. They are graduate chauffers BV f Before Volsteadl. It costs two bits to ride to Mill Hall. That isn't fare is it? Last summer Ida Zimmerman traveled with the Kelley Circus. CKeith and Kenneth, of coursel. She was the tatooed beauty, but she can't travel this summer because she had her face lifted and it threw all the pictures out of focus. Bertha Sanders rides the motorcycle drome. One day recently I passed Eliza Cluston who had just experienced a dreadful auto accident, but she was laughing. I asked her why she was so pleased and she said that from the time she was in High School she was always expecting the car to break down, and she was so relieved now that it had! I almost forgot that Hester Gunsallus started to row across the Atlantic ocean yesterday. She is trying to win the McCormick prize offered by Frank- lin, for the bravest woman in the world. Reuben Fox? Oh, yes: he made magic salve. Use his salve and live sublime. Alas 3,000 years ago wise old Aesop said: He who seeks to please all men each way And not himself offend, May begin his work today, But who knows when he'll end? EST!-IER V. Susanna, '28. LAST Witt AND TESTHMENT K.. I i J 52... , 1' 'wil I ltritlj, A 35. 3, The Last Will and Testament of the Class of 31928 By M. B. Z and K. G. D. We, the class of 1928. realizing that we are the most ideal class that has ever graduated from this high school. and being in sound Ui mind and in full possession of our endowed faculties, and like- wise realizing that the moment approaches when Mr. Yvilliam Long will have the privilege of pre- senting us with our upigskinsf' do ordain and es- tablish this our last will and testament. ARTICLE I First, To the Faculty we send our heartfelt sym- pathies at their losing so excellent a class. Second, To the Junior class we leave our sec- tion in chapel and our superior manners. ARTICLE II To Ilelen Stouck we bequeath Maurine Mc- Clurtfs ability to chaw gum. To Elsie Brion we leave Ethyl Gahagan's bird- like voice. To Miss Gillespie we leave a prize poodle dog to guard the library when the grade sheets are in there. To Earl Kenneth Mayes we leave Max Cook's charming so low voice. To George Messerly we leave Stanley llitchinls sophisticated air, AR1'ici.t: III To Sally Bittner we bequeath Isabel Livingston's pull with Miss Suitor. To Dominic Zanella we leave Byron Brickley's stentorian voice. To Dotty Pursley we leave Flossie Fredericks' switch and naturally curly hair. To Anna Frances Hess we leave Martha Zeiglefs book on How to Learn to Dance in Ten Short Min- utes. To Cibbie Stouck we leave Ed Andrews' posi- tion as center on the varsity. To the Junior class we leave what is left of Burkeg after we have tasted and chewed itg let them digest it. To Mr. Smink we leave 5 cc. of H2Och. To the school hoard Marie Hartzell and Ken- neth Kelley leave the further management of the school since their successful four years have ex- pired. May it then be known, the said Senior class, on this fourteenth day of June A. V. Cafter Volsteadl, do sign and seal this instrument and publicly de- clare same as the Last Will and Testament, and here in our presence, and in the presence of each other, we have hereafter written our names as sub- scribing witnesses. Moses Mousses CUMMINCS, IIAIRBRHATII GLOSTURIA SMINK, DR. Pontius Vanctuus MAno BENSON, P. S., E. D., P. D. lCI11ss Seall Cotmrn GUMP CNotary Publicl. if-f If ' X sg 3 bgxig ' 5 fig- 1 sl., ,I 'X ii? Jeff' '-' ESM X x5'X7 1 LZ. Wednesday, September 7, 1927 Dear Diary: Well, here I am back in school for another year, At present there isn't much to look forward to, except the Thanksgiving Holidays-Nm vember 24 to 27. Howdy Diary!-November 5 I guess I was all wrong in predicting nothing to look forward to. I've been so busy this last month watching football games and practicing for That's T at. Perhaps you do not understand just what Imean by That's That. It was a musical comedy put on by the Rodgers Producing Company for the benefit of the Free Milk Fund. I dare not forget that wonderful cast, so please help me remember them. The cast was: Ethel Gahagan, Mona Treglow, Sara Bittner, Catherine Casner, Fannie F romm, Kathryn Strump, Gertrude Reynolds, Lauvon Basinger, Albert Clark, Billy Bowes, Ray Bauman, Anthony Yost, Ezra Van Duzen, Bill Royer, Dorothy Miller and Robert Mc- Nerney-Of course there were many snappy choruses to make it the big success it turned out to be. Greetings Diary-December 10, 1927 You should have seen the Alumni play, Love in a Mist. It took my heart two days to catch up beats after seeing Dick Parsons impersonate that Italian Count. I surely will not forget that caste of old favorites. They were: Mary Wynne, Bertha Myers, Louise Agar Bush, Emma Cast, William Mc- Cormick, Russel Motter, Richard Parsons. The profits are to be used for the Agnes Reiley Scholarship Fund. Good luck, Alumni-a worthy cause. February 18 Wasn't the Dramatics Club play last night a tre- mendous success? Even the name The Haunted House makes it thrilling. It certainly was spooky. It couldn't be otherwise with this cast: Harry Fisher, Betty Roberts, Wayne Hickoff, Irene Shill- ing, Ezra Van Dusen, Dorothy Miller, Carl Guer- riero, Robert McNerney, Albert Clark, Anthony Yost. March 5 Lo' Diary: I've got the best news. The much talked of standardized ring has been adopted and designed. It is really wonderful looking. Everyone is anxious to have a company sign a contract to make them. March 15 How are you, Diary: I listened to the best lec- ture of the year, the other night. Richard Halli- burton, world-known lecturer, finally anived in L. H. to tell of his wonderful feats that he accom- plished in his way. March 28 Good morning Diary: Our annual drive for thrift went over the top big. The bank considers us l00fZp so I guess we're O. K. A great deal of our success is due to Mr. Martin, who was placed in charge of the 10071 drive. April 1 April Fool, Diary: At least that's what the seniors had on their mind when they gave their annual party. Trick signs and everything appro- priate for such an occasion made the dance stand out in a unique fashion. April 5 Hurrah! Diary: Ground has been broken for the erection of a new Senior High School. It is to be excavated directly east of the old building to Third Street. The need of a new building is certainly felt by all the students, who are struggling to do their best in the crowded school. April 20 Bon jour, Diary: The Junior Class gave their annual play last night, entitled Bab. Everybody seemed pleased with the results, especially the financial end of it. Tuck the cast in your mind, some of them have big possibilities: Bruce Hunter, John Miller, Hazel Campbell, Robert Emery, Elwood Rohrbaugh, Jane Yearick, Dorothy Hamburger, Thomas Myers, .lose- phine Everetts, Shuman Moore, Lauvon Basinger. April 26 My dear Diary: The old saying, You learn something new every dayl' is true. The student body gains a great deal from Dr. Benson's short chapel talks. I especially liked the one this moming. Dr. Benson stressed five important steps to success. First, we Work, by working we Earn, by earning we Save, by saving we Have, and by having we Give. May I. Friend Diary: Fm going to tell you a deadly secret. The cast for the Senior class play has been chosen. The title is The Goose Hangs High. Doesn't it sound interesting: the cast is even more so. It is: Albert Clark, Dorothy Miller, Marion Coira, Grace Emerick, Robert McNerney, Max Cook, Harry Fisher, Florence Fredericks, Carl Guerriero, Charlotte Hanna, Eleanor Kahler, Melvin Hoy, Dor- sey Mitterling. May 7 Hello, Pal: I've got some bad news for you: I shall probably have to desert you for some time as I am reviewing for final examinations and Ju- nior Prom and the Senior Ball are not far away. I'm sure you won't be lonely if you'll only look back over your pages and imagine the wonderful time I've had this year. Also note I forgot to men- tion about vacations: that is surely one proof of a busy school year. Eh? 'r HLUKINI , -T Q an .,. H.. Xi Again another June tide approaches. Again our great Alma Mater sends forth over a hundred fair and loyal sons and daughters. Again the Alumni Association is to welcome these sons and daughters into its folds. We bid you a hearty welcome. From the tri- umphs of Commencement Week you come to us- fresh, eager, glowing. Our blood leaps, our pulses are quickened for with you you carry many fair jewels. Talents with which to battle and conquer the world on whose threshold you now stand. En- thusiasm with which to arm yourself. Self-confi- dence, with which to strengthen your position, and above all, eagerness for the fray that will surmount any obstacle. The Association needs these jewels you carry, it needs your talents and your visions. If you would grow, you must givwfor the miser, whether of money or talents, never develops. We would offer you here an opportunity for service. Will you accept our challenge? And may your bright visions of Commencement Week enable you to carry through the dark days which will come and help you triumph in the end. Of ever present interest to the Alumni is the Agnes Reilly Scholarship Fund. Slowly it growsg the past year has seen the approach to the 31,200 mark and it is the dream of the Board of Control that another June may see the 31,500 goal. Many have not yet contributed. lf each member of the Association would feel that this is his or her own personal opportunity to support a most worthy cause we might easily double the present endowment. Another forward step in the effective organi- zation of the Association is being planned by the Board of Control. No satisfactory system of paying the yearly dues has ever been evolved. Under the new plan class treasurers will be appointed, these treasurers in turn are responsible to the Associa- tion treasurer. A definite record will be kept by a card index system such as is used in larger or- ganizations. Two objects, we hope, will be achieved by this plan. A definite accurate record and a sub- stantial working balance in the treasury to meet current expenses. A card party was held in the American Legion room, May 10, 1928. The party was in charge of Miss Lorna Rae, who, with a most capable staff of assistants, planned a very enjoyable affair. The sub- stantial sum realized was placed in the general treasury for general expendituresp The Board of Control has seriously considered the advisability of withdrawing the award made each Commencement time for meritorious work in English and offering instead another scholarship to the Lock Haven Teachers' College. The Board feels that such a change would serve a greater need than the present system. If such a change is not made this year it is hoped that it will be made by the Commencement season of 1929. oo The building of the new high school is of great interest to every member of the Association. For several years the organization has recognized the need of a new building. The thousand members of the Association who have known the present build- ing feel deeply attached to it but the vision of fu- ture greatness in the spendid new structure means much to the life of the Association. The spirit of Lock Haven High School is the essence of the or- ganization and no one is happier than they to see it enclosed in such a beautiful new shrine. May the service rendered by the Association be greater with this added glory. The annual .lune dance will be held in the High School gymnasium, June 11, 1928. Although a smaller affair than the Christmas home-coming par- ty the dance promises, nevertheless, a very enjoy- able time. The individual interest of each mem- ber of the organization will go far in encouraging the committee in charge. For some years past plans have been made to hold twenty, ten, and five-year reunions. Some few of these have materialized and the gatherings have been most enjoyable. It is hoped that a definite scheme for such reunions may be worked out and that the later graduates in particular urge their classes to meet during Commencement Week. This is another activity of the Association that needs en- couraging for a. few years until it becomes an an- ticipated part of Commencement Week. PERSONALS Members of the faculty and the various teams of the High School regard H. H. Wilson, '94, as one of the most generous members of the organization. His beautiful cabin on Cherry Run is frequently the scene of enjoyable picnics by one or more of the school groups. Miss Elizabeth McCloskey, '02, has been con- fined to her home for some time by illness. We trust that the publication of these notes finds her in good health again. Dare Lawrence, ,13, although a graduate of some years, is one of the most popular people around the High School. Each successive football team comes to know Whitey and love him, and his faithful service plays no little part in the suc- cess of our teams. THE GAZETTE Captain E. T. Miller, '09, has been spending some time in Kansas at an Officers' Training School. Such an appointment is a rare honor and one de- served by Captain Miller for his effective service in the local troop. Miss Florence Van De Bogard, '13, has been ill for several months with a nervoous breakdown. We wish Miss Van De Bogard a speedy and complete recovery. Miss Mary Elizabeth Clark, '16, after receiving her Master's degree at Columbia University, is now a member of the English Department of West Ches- ter State Teachers' College. Earl Ritter, '23, has returned to this city with his family where he will make his home in the fu- ture. Mr. Ritter has engaged in business here. John C. Fisher, '20, has gone to Coatesville where he has become assistant manager in the Wool- worth Store of that place. Miss Dorothy Gibson, '25, has been elected di- rector of Physical Education for the girls in the Lock Haven Schools. Dorothy was one of the best players on the girls' varsity basketball team during her entire four years in High School. Since her graduation she has been a student at Sargent School of Physical Education at Boston. Mrs. George Jenkins flola Boyer, '17J, has re- cently left for Pittsburgh to join her husband, an operator of the Associated Press. Mr. and Mrs. ,lkenkins and two children will make their home t ere. Charles Eiseman, '23, is a student at Pennsylva- nia State College. Here Charles has made a splendid record as a wrestler. Miss Marie Locke, '23, visited her home for several weeks during this spring. Marie has studied classical dancing and dramatics at the Dennison School of Dancing in New York, and also has been doing work in art under the famous Eva La Gallion. Sebastian Grieco, '27, greeted his many friends and acquaintances in Lock Haven in May. Sabby is working in journalism with an important pub- lishing firm at Stanford, Connecticut. Miss Vida Wenker, '25, has become deputy sheriff of Clinton County. This is surely a novel and interesting line of work. We wish Vida all manner of success and promise to obey the law. Miss Blanche Swope has been elected to fill a vacancy in the Robb School. Blanche is a mem- ber of the class of '25 and has been a student at the State Teachers' College and Ithaca Conservatory of Music. DEATHS Miss Christine Haberstroh, a member of the class of 1883, died at her home after a brief illness in February. Miss Haberstroh was, for many years, a fine teacher in the Penn School and always an ac- tive member of the Association. Mrs. Emma Page, '90, formerly Miss Emma Ryan, passed away in February. Mrs. Page was a fine wife and mother, and to her bereaved family, some of whom are members of the Amciation, we ex- tend our deep sympathy. It was a deep shock to the Association and the community to hear of the sudden death of Mrs. Howard Counsil, '04-. Mrs. Counsil had always been one of the most active members of the Association and her death is a distinct loss. To her daughter, Miss Isabel Counsil, a member of this year's gradu- ating class, we extend our deepest sympathy. Mrs. Ellsworth Feidler, nee Miss Gladys Daugh- erty, '19, died at her home in Mill Hall. The Asso- ciation expresses its deep grief of her loss to her husband and baby daughter. The Association extends its deep sympathy to Miss Julia McCabe, '81, and Miss Agnes McCabe, '89, Miss Phoebe Deitz, '94-3 Miss Erma Deitz, '18g Mrs. Clinton Probst, '15: Miss Elizabeth McCor- mick, '24, and Miss Dorothy Gibson, '25, because of deaths during the last six months in their imme- diate families. Robert Ohl, of the class of 1926, died suddenly at his home in Woolrich in March. Robert and his brother, Morris, were both popular members of the class and the Association moums his passing. BIRTHS To Mr. and Mrs. Howard Miller, a son. Mrs. Miller will be remembered as Isabel Winner, '18, This is the second child in the Miller home. To Mr. and Mrs. Russell Dorey, a daughter. Mrs. Dorey was Miss Beatrice Chapman, '18. Mr. and Mrs. E. L. Stein fMrs. Stein was Martha Moore of 19203, announce the birth of a son. To Mr. and Mrs. John Fry, Jr., a son. This is the first child in the Fry home. Mrs. Fry was Miss Lulu Palmer, '26. To Mr. and Mrs. Walter Tallman, a son. Mrs. Tallman was Esther Bottorf, of the class of 1917. Andrew Elliott, '20, is the proud father of a young daughter. He found it necessary to exchange congratulations with Ted Heffner, '18, for a baby boy has come to the Heffner home. oo WEDDINGS The correspondent for these pages finds it hard to keep up with the activities of Dan Cupid. Among recent marriages have been the following: St. Claire Myers, '23 Boyd Kniss, '24- Azella Caskey, '15 Leora Chase, '27 Gertrude Day, '26 Mary Kelly, '25 Catherine Grenninger, '26 R. Scott Kift, '27 Hilary Weaver, '21 Richard Miller, '27 Irene Bauman, '18 Beryl Conklin, '27 Anne Haberstroh, '27 Lydia Schaffer, '24- The Association wishes all these newly-weds much happiness and prosperity and hope to meet the fortunate ones at some future Association function. Among the graduates from colleges this June are the following: Robert Robb, '20g Miriam Blesh, Max Bossert, Eloise Brungard, Maude Caldwell, Margaret Coira, Winifred Harman, Georgia Hursh, Catherine Ann McNemey, Julia Sykes, all members of the class of 1926, and Elizabeth Robb, '25, of the Central State Teachers' College. Catherine Win- ner, '22 who will graduate from Bucknell, and Dor- othy Gibson, who will finish a three years' course at Sargent School. X 114 n a me Shari, An Exchange Department is an asset to any high school publication, and the GA- Zl-ITTE is no exception to this rule. Through our exchanging magazines with neighboring and more distant schools we are benefited not only by our appreciation and criticism of their material and methods of collaboration but also by their comments and criticisms of our own magazine. No magazine is entirely lack- ing in good points while few are absolutely perfect. However, by trying to eliminate from our magazine the type of article, joke or cartoon that has seemed to mar the effect of some other school's publication, and by endeavoring to improve. when chances of im- provement are pointed out to us, we may, perhaps, make of our GAZETTE a model magazine. While our Exchange Department is not now very large, we hope to increase it great- ly within a short time. The one handicap which confronts us is that we have but one magazine a year to offer to our friends, while many schools put out one a month or, in the case of a school paper, one a week. Never- theless, we feel duly proud of that one mid- year number which we are able to circulate and we are even more proud of our more ex- pensive annual. The GAZETTE wishes to acknowledge the receipt of the following: The H-Burger-Hollidaysburg High School, Hollidaysburg, Pa. The Pattersonian-Mount Joy High School, Mount Joy, Pa. The Spokesman-Tyrone High School, Ty- rone, Pa. The High Times-Windber High School, Windber, Pa. The Optimist-Titusville High School, Titus- ville, Pa. The Orange and Black-Jersey Shore High School, Jersey Shore, Pa. The D. H. S. Porpoise-Daytona Beach High School, Daytona Beach, Fla. High School High Lights-Charlton High School, Charlton, Mass. The Erasmian--Erasmus Hall High School, Brooklyn, New York. The Sanfran-Saint Francis High School, Brooklyn, New York. v THE GAZETTE Who's Who in 1929 President ------- FRED HOFFMAN Vice President - - HELEN STAUCK Secretary-Treasurer HELEN MCLAUGHLIN 46 THE GAZETTE T , Q 5 -, f!-fifi 1 . Q Q Who s Who m 1930 President - - - - BETTY STEVENSON Vice President - - - ANTHONY YOST Secretary - - RICHARD MCCLOSKEY Treasurer - - - SARAH QUICLEY 47 THE GAZETTE Who's Who in 1931 President - - CHESTER MCLAUGHLIN Vice President - MARJORIE CLARK Secretary - - - CHRISTINE THOMAS Treasurer - LOUISE ECKERT , o Who s Who In 1932 President - - BILLY BOWES Vice President - ROBERT MYERS Secretary - DONALD SCHNELL Treasurer - FRED PASSELL ,, , Who S VVho 111 1933 President - - - KATHERINE HARRIS Vice President - RICHARD HOY Secretary - - JAMES QUIGLEY Treasurer - ANNA PLAGIANOS 48 A Confident Confidant Jkllltllllglll tlu- ll'Illllt'l'illllI'l' lu-gist:-l'l-ll i8 lu-low on tlu- llllvli lllll'l'll Illt'l'lll0llll'll'l'. a glowing tire in tlu- l'l'llllt' Filllfll' kl-pt llu' llll'l'l' ll1IIlllll'H ol tllc lnnuls Sllilllly l'otnl'orlallly Wlll'IIl. Tlu- lnost con- SlllL'll0llS ol' llll'Sl' nu-n was a wt-ll llltilt, ligllt-llairl-ll illlllYllllIill. 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'l'llal artivlo Illlliivs it lllll to lu- a prolly lair -illlhu Tlu- oltl lI'illll'l' know tllat if Tlltlll was 4-lvrtml. lu- Wlilllll losl- a gooll lllilll Ll lil'll'Illl ol' tlu- llllllilllii anml lrappvrs. llnt lu- ll-ll a tll'Sll'l' to svn- 'l'llatl all- vzltlco. Ill- lt'lll1l'4l lorwarll rosting llis l-lllows on llul Cllilll' 2ll'lllS anll Tl'lllill'lil'Il. 'l'lla4l lilorgzin. l iilll glall to sol- you art- lookin' lllll lor yollrsl-ll. llut you know tlu- post ol xvllllx' llill is ill Savsonmo County loo. Tlu-y arv jlxillltllii as a vat of lls, and Vl'0llltl Illll a lllilll np lo lu-al you. Tlufy llavv almost tlvivo tlu- nutnlu-r ol' lrappl-rs llllll Illl'l1 lllal wr- llavv, anll it Villllll lu- l-asy for llll'lll to lu-at us. l rl-alizl-ll tllat wlu-n l lll-villl-ll llllt l illll out to lu'al Wlllll'Y1'I' ronu-s np. 'l'lu-y lllllll t-vast-ml talking: and sat gazing at Pavll THE GAZETTE other in thoughtful silence. All at once the old man, as MacBrea was called, drew himself up with an air of importance, thus disclosing the fact to Thad that something was going Xto move. If you really want to be Sheriff, Thad, my boy, you just keep it to yourself until I tell you to tell the boys. Now mind, don't even mention it to that old fool cook. Thad understood that old Dan had something up his sleeve and knew better than to question him further. He rose from his seat and remarked, I guess I'll have to be gittin' back to supper. I can talk to you about this every now and then, can't I? No, sirg not till I tell you, or I will quit the game. Two weeks later Dan MacBrea left the Post in charge of Thad and went for a visit to the neigh- boring Post at White Hill. There he talked quite fluently about the installation of Sheriffs, especially in Sacsonmo County. He noted the popularity of Sandy Taylor, an assistant to the trader and un- concernedly asked him if he was going to run for Sheriff. Sandy looked at him inquiringly and asked, It takes the old man to beat those boys of White How did you know? One would expect a man of your standing to take a chance at it, the thoughtful Dan replied. I wish you lots of luck. A few days later a trapping Post, the first of the season, to catch, and settle their autumn these men was a very intelligent build, but some ten years older. party came to the sell some of their accounts. Among man, about Thad's The Post trader told him that this man was the best trapper in his section. That aftemoon Dan was introduced to the trapper, and soon shifted his conversation to the Sheriff subject. Although Mr. Whitley had not heard of it before, he became very much interested in it, and by slick talk, MacBrea drew him into saying that he would probably become a candidate. The main aim of MacBrea's visit was now accom- plished, so he returned home a few days later. As he entered the old Post shanty of Stony Forks, his smiling greeting to Thad disclosed that all was well. When the Federal Agents came to Sacsonmo County, they tried in vain to get a Stony Forks man to run, but were unsuccessful. However, at White Hill they enlisted another candidate, Tom Brandon. The other two were those who conversed with Dan MacBrea. The day when the Agents were returning, Mac- Brea told Thad, Now is your chance. Enter your name with the others, and no one will know it un- til the ballots come a few days before election day. Thad did as his confidant advised him, but told no one. He did not make any public speeches or declarations of his future intentions, because he wanted his secret kept. Sandy Taylor came to Stony Forks about a month later and made a cam- paign speech, thinking that this territory was open to be won from his opponents. Notices were posted by the candidates on the shanties, and still Thad and Dan kept the secret. The day before the ballots were due MacBrea told Thad to let the cat out of the bag, so Thad re- vealed his intention to the little French cook, and re- marked that this was the news he kept him in sus- pense of since that winter night three months ago. No better heralder could be found than Odiel Bas- tian, who immediately told all the other hands and a group of trappers who had already congregated at the Post for election day. Next day the Fed- eral Carrier came to the Post and left the 275 bal- lots for Stony Forks, and went on to White Hill with some six hundred for that place, also a sur- prise to the candidates. Two days later the voting took place at the two trading posts, and the count resulted as follows: White Hill Stony Forks Taylor ............. 257 Taylor ............ 12 Whitley .... .... 23 5 Whitley --- - 4 Brandon .... -- 117 Brandon .... - 6 Morgan ............ 24- Morgan ........... 261 As soon as the news was established that Thad had won, he walked over to the trader's shanty, and the two shook hands, each smiling broadly. Hill, eh, Thad ? Thad's reply to the old man was in the form of an appreciative and understanding smile. Spring Fever Causes. The causes of this dreaded malady are many, but certain conditions bring on more serious cases than others. Among the most common causes are gardens to be planted after school, yards to be cleaned, rugs to be beaten, large lessons to be pre- pared and anything having work attached to its label. Then, too, the mere sight of a fishing rod often produces a most severe case. Symptoms. Slight headache, increase in tempera- ture, tired limbs accompanied by aches in various parts of the body producing weariness, thus causing the victim to move in a sluggish manner. The brain also becomes dull and sluggish. Treatment. Various effective remedies have been discovered, but some of these remedies only cure THE GAZETTE certain types of this disease. One of the latest, dis- covered by the noted chemist, Mr. Cummings, is horse radish to be given in the following manner: One tablespoonful to be given every three hours until the patient has been relieved, then three times a day until completely cured. Another antidote prescribed by the famous peda- gogue, who had scanned all literature and manu- script in search of a most needed remedy, is to learn plentifully from the masque, Milton's Comus. Of course, there are numerous other remedies, but in a small pamphlet we are able to print only the best. CASPER L. PETER, '28, Dreaming Give me a pipe and a cozy fire, With hunting and fishing just for an hour. And lo! in the smoke, come wonderful dreams Of the song of the reel, the woods and the streams. The croak of a frog, the splash of a bass As he chases a minnow far into the grass: The clang of the anchor, the scrape of a boat On the shore of some far away lake so remote. A puff of the pipe once again, and I find I'm off in the woods with the chestnut and pine. The dead leaves are falling and down through the trees Comes a squinel, though he heeds not the blow of the breeze. From the brush by the fence a rabbit darts forth, And a pheasant goes fluttering off to the North. My pipe has gone out, my dreams now are o'er, But I'm wishing I had my fishing and hunting once more. WILLIAM Tmrow, '28. Hands Hands are gawky things which dangle from the ends of one's arms and which, although it is hard to believe, are very useful. They are especially handy to possess when one wishes to shake other hands, children, or salt shakers. Hands never seem to be so happy as when they are in mischief, in some one else's business, or in a pocketful of money. Hands are sometimes very pretty and at other times are not so pretty. We have been told, that when playing the piano, our hands are rather like a telegraph office, in this way: Our brain, if we possess such an animal, Hashes messages down our arms to our hands, which in turn, tell each finger what to do, when to strike a note, and which one to strike. In many other ways also, hands serve as means of communication. For instance, they willingly hold a pencil and allow us to drive them like slaves to scribble a few words, interesting or otherwise. In some cases, they endure being twisted like contortionists in order to com- municate with someone across the room or even farther away. Hands are greedy things. They simply crave grabbing articles which do not belong to them, and whenever money is put into them, they clutch it, oh so tightly! It is almost unanimously agreed that hands are as happy at the ends of one's arms as they could be any place else. We are sure that you will think so, too, if you consider sometimes when your nose itches, how unhandy it would be to have them growing out from the middle of your back. One peculiar characteristic of hands is that, if they double, they do not increase in number, but become fists, ready to strike someone or warn one to stay away. However, why worry about such a 'triHe, when hands are the most useful part of the anatomy? MARY B. SIMON, '29. To Dad p He's a fine fellow, grouchy at times but usu- ally pleasant. Willing to take the shirt off his back to help us, and all he asks is that we give him a square deal. He makes us work when we'd like to play, hawls us out when we come in late or get bad marks, but he does it for our own good. Takes us fishing, gives us enough money but not too much. All in all, he's a square shooter. So here's my tribute to dear old Dad: Some day I hope I can be as good a Dad as he. D. I. P., '28. The Boomerang There is an ever dormant desire in the great uni- versal heartg it is the wish for happiness. To have happiness one must deserve itg to deserve it one must serve. Each day offers an opportunity of ren- dering some small service which, though possibly not large in itself, may reach unlimited proportions in actual results. A life of serving, of giving happiness to others is the means by which we gain a permanent state of happiness for ourselves. In helping others we forget our misfortunes. For our own sakes there- fore we should be kind and considerate of mankind, because every ounce of happiness parcelled out to others serves as a boomerang to us. MAURINE 'MCCLURL '28. vrvwv THE GAZETTE Her Cave Man Insignificant, was my first thought as I confronted Edward Pilgrim that aftemoon. Short, thin, spec- tacled, bald, with shifting eyes, he had that down at the heel look that seems to be a part of the hen-pecked man. I'll see if I have no other engagement, he said. I'll let you know later. I correctly surmised that he meant he would be at the dinner if he could get his wife's permis- sion to go out for that evening, but to spare his feelings I made no comment and soon departed. All that afternoon, Pilgrim sat at his desk, won- dering how he could broach the subject to Annie. Now Pilgrim was hen-pecked. He was under his wife's gaze from the time he arrived home at night until he left in the morning, and she usually man- aged to get a good idea of what happened during the day at the office. In his home, Annie's word was law and he ventured no more than a meek ac- quiesence to her suggestions. He never went any- where without her and the mere thought of men- tioning the dinner, which would mean being away all evening and part of the early morning with his old friends, sent a nervous chill along that region of his anatomy commonly called the spine. He was still wondering when he mounted the steps that evening and entered the hall. Well, he was hungry. He'd better wait until after dinner. He'd help with the work and probably an opening would come during the evening. Annie arrived at the dining room door at the same moment he did and her manner indicated that something pleased her. Yes, she certainly was agreeable. Edward, you needn't help me with the work this evening. Co right to your room and finish the reports you started. Yes, Annie, this with a sinking heart for his opportunity was slipping away. I'll ask her now, he thought. Now that the time had come, he felt very timid. Annie-Annie-that is-oh-, he stuttered. Yes, Edward, quite sharply from Annie. Some- thing seems to be bothering you tonight. You are so absent-minded. I've asked you a question three times. Well, that's the way with men. Never try to lighten a woman's work. She sighed heavily, like one who was sharing the world's burdens. Well, you see, Annie-I was going to say-that is I'd like to-ah-ah. Yes! so sharply that Edward actually started. I just wondered if my slippers were in my room. Don't be foolish now Edward. You know your slippers are always ready for you. Both fell into silence and as soon as the meal was over, Edward prepared to go to his study. About half way up the stairs he turned with a sud- den burst of boldness. Annie, my old school fellows are having a din- ner tomorrow night and I'd like to go. All in a rush the words fell on the astonished ears of Annie. Ladies going? she queried. No. You see it's just men. Some of the old fellows. Somehow he felt bolder now. Well, Edward, I do think that's real selfish of you. Going out and leaving me that way. Besides, you'd need a new suit and I haven't time to go down and buy you one now. Very well, and he continued his way upstairs. No reports were' finished that night, for Edward sat idle before the fire thinking, thinking. Next day at the omce some of the fellows said, Don't forget the dinner tonight. We're going to have a good time. 'Tm sorry, he said, but I don't think I'1l get there. Lot of work to do, you know. He could not return their steady look as he said it. Come on, Ed. Don't tell us the wife won't let you out, someone called jokingly, not knowing how correct his statement was. Edward's thin face flushed the color of a crim- son poppy and he managed a weak smile. The men, seeing his embarrassment, turned away, but not be- fore Pilgrim had seen their winks and smiles of amusement. Right then and there he determined to go to that dinner if it cost him his domestic peace for a month. It was with a new confidence that he came down the stairs that evening, carefully dressed in his best suit. You going out, Edward? Annie's voice was a mixture of shock and surprise. To the dinner, was all he answered as he hur- ried out of the door, never stopping for a moment, 'for fear his courage would leave him. That evening Pilgrim enjoyed himself for the first time since his marriage. He felt a feeling of triumph that he dared disobey Annie. He felt no guilt when at a late hour he returned home. From that time on he was a changed man. Annie had not known what to think when Pil- grim had got up from the dinner table and rushed THE GAZETTE off to his room, without taking his accustomed place at the sink to help. She could not fathom Pilgrim's actions. Why, he had gone to the tailor's and ordered a new suit without her even knowing a thing about it. No more was he the meek, agreeable man. I don't think we'll have many dishes tonight to wash. I cleaned all the tea things myself, Annie said at dinner the next night. Woman, Edward cried, no more am I going to work and wash dishes or perform the duties of a. house maid. I want you to understand that from now on I'm head of this house and you'll take or- ders from me. I'll go when I please and come in when I please, for I'm a man now. Edward, Edward, faltered Annie amazed. Then she started laughing. Oh! Edward, you're just the cave man I've always dreamed of I . ISABEL LIVINGSTON '28, - - The Steam Shovel As I sat in my home room studying Came the chug of a coal black giant, A terrifying chug As it greedily dug Eating its way through the loam: A puff of steam, A shriek, a scream, As it scuttled on, brave and defiant. It made me stop to listen, This ogre that scooped the earth With a gaping mouth And jaws that tore As it iitfully grinned with mirth. And that is why I never answer The questions the teachers ask- I am hound in the spell of black magic, It weaves in its monstrous task. HAZ!-IL SE'YaoI.u, '28 - - A Senior's Revery SCENE-Study Hall. CAST or CHARACIERS-HE-Any sleepy senior. VOICE-Voice from any room. As curtain rises He is discovered sitting in any seat in Study Hall. It is a hot summer day, and most of the class-room doors are open. VOICE: Now I want each and everyone of you to study and be quiet. HE: I've heard that before. I guess I'll go to sleep. fGets ready to sleep. He is half awake and half asleep and muses on everything he hearsl. VOICE: James, turn around. HE: James Tumround! I wonder who he is? He must be a new boy in school. Oh, well, I'll meet him later. VOICE: Carl, do you want to leave the class? HE: Do you want a pass? I wonder who is going away. Maybe he is sending someone to Dan- ville to see Dr. Pike about brain structure. I hope he has a good time. He ought to. VOICE: No more of this nonsense. Everyone start to work. HE: Non cents?-Non cents? Oh, yes, French for no pennies. VOICE: Today we shall study Pasteur's method. Open books, page 12. HE: Pasture method? Open hooks 12? That must be the joumey of a cow from a farm to a meat market. VOICE: Now everyone under the balcony please come up front. HE: Balcony front? Must be tickets for some play or concert. Oh, well, I'1l get mine later. VOICE: Now everyone look at me. Ready, sing UD0 77 HE: Do-Doe. Oh, yes, they are lady deer not to be shot in hunting season. Sometimes I think they ought to shoot some of the dears around here. VOICE: Tres bien, Monsieur. HE: Tres Bien-trays beans? More beans for the lunch counter tomorrow. They must have eaten them all today so they have to order more. VOICE: Je mange toujours apres le theatre. HE: Je mang'wThey must mean Mah Jong that crazy Chinese game. It always did bore me anyhow. Who do you suppose is playing that? VOICE: Today we shall start a thorough survey of Comus. HE: Survey of cones? I didn't know that they went to all that bother with ice cream cones. VOICE: Comus was written by Milton. HE: Cones tiltin'? I suppose they dropped them on the floor. These ice cream cones are hard objects to handle. VOICE: First we have the attendant spirit. HE: There it goes. Someone is always preach- ing on attendance. VOICE: The first word is 'rex. ' HE: Rakes? What is there in this place that needs rakes? VOICE: X: II RZ. HE: Pie? The cooking class must he making some more shoe leather. VOICE: Sirens were beautiful maidens who en- chanted all with their singing. HE: Sirens? I don't hear them. I wonder' if there is a fire? I suppose just another false alarm. VOIICEI Granulated sugar comes from Cuba. THE GAZETTE HE: Graduate from Cuba? Someone must be going to a Cuban school to graduate. I would rather stay here. VOICE! Go into my office. HE: Offer? Someone is going to get an offer. I wonder what it will be? Hey! that's my arm. VOICE: Hurry up. Go into my ofiice! HE: Oh! fExit sleepy senior and bqv friend! -ROBERT MCNERNEY, '28. oo Ghosts Ugh! What horrible ghost stories!', I seemed to feel that icy clutch on my throatg tiny shivery shudders were running a race up and down my spine. Never, never again would I read another ghost story, especially when the wind was raging around the corner and the night was exceedingly dark. Ugly faces seemed to peer from every win- dow. Oh! those shadows! I jumped out of bed to turn out the light, then back into bed. I got in quickly, too, for I just knew some tiny unknown animal would bite my toes or some ghost grab my feet. What a relief to sink down into the mattress, but I did wish I had a pillow. Soon I was in a light disturbed sleep, I was dreaming giant ghosts were slowly creeping upon little me! Oh, how terrifying! They gave one great leap and pounced upon me. Screaming, I jumped up in bed. The door was creakingg who was coming in? It looked white! I flopped back into the covers but-a loud bang broke over my ear drums! That ghost was behind me trying to clutch my throat. Shaking with fright I became completely awake and sat up in bed. My, how nervous I was! But to my delight and to the com- placency of my nerves, I found the creaking of the door was caused by the wind from my open window, and the loud bang, I discovered, was from a tiny tin cricket put under the sheet by a loving brother or sister who thought it would be fun to frighten me. Let me add this, my friends, the next ghost story I read will be in the day time when noises can be identified and faces will not be able to peer. JANE RATHGEBER, '30. That Belled Buzzard Gee-h, I'm scared! Sh-h-h so-o, am-m I-I! Two boys walked or rather slouched down the dark road. There had been a moon, but it was hid- den back of rain-laden clouds. The road, a small one, hardly more than a log path, was exception- ally dark. Trees huddled together on each side of the road and long dark shadows played about. Bushes that might hide anything or resemble many things seemed to jump up at the most unexpected places. An occasional hoot sounded from the woods, otherwise a very oppressive silence seemed to en- compass the place. - Ding-ding! ding! ding! ding! Wha-a-at's tha-hat, Bill? The boys seemed to shrink farther and farther into themselves. They scarcely moved, if they moved at all. The noise sounded directly overhead-it was cloming closer, closer. Then with a very loud ding that seemed right on them, it-whatever it was -began to grow fainter. Finally it died away alto- gether. I guess-s, it-t's gone now! f-Y.y-e-hh! With arms and hands interlocked the boys crept on down the last few rods to' their little log cabin. Yes, boys, that 'er usually is a sign 'at some sort of disaster is comin'. Fetch me ma, pipe, Bill. It's been all o' twenty y'ars sence that's be'n heerd, but the last time it took ole Joe Pinders. Yas, suh--! Bill looked at Joe. Joe looked at Bill. Each shivered. 'HS about time ya boys take at 'er milk down ta' the Squires! Don't get sceered at no ghostsf- that's jest a story I ben tellin' ya! It aren't dark yet, but ya might make it down 'ar befor' dark 'n it won't be sa' scarry on the way back! Y-y-eh, Pap ! Bill shuddered some, but this time he shivered. What if that had been that belled buzzard? He'd heard it-and they said that some disaster was bound to come-to him. What would happen? ,He couldn't imagine anything more dreadful than be- ing pinned in a corner with it coming nearer and nearer. Oh, what! what! what? He tried whistling but it seemed that even that couldn't keep his spirits up. He wished Joe were here, but Joe had to get the rest of the milking done so he couldn't come. He ran most of the mile. It seemed that running gave him more cour- age than anything else. If he'd run he'd get home sooner. So he ran. He ran almost all the way to the Squirefs kitchen. 'HS good thing you had a tight lid on that can, my boy. Jest bet that 'ar milk's about sour. What's wrong with ya, anyway? I-I a-am afraid of it- Between sobs and gasps for breath the boy told the old man what it was all about. -- An-an' I-I-I am-m afraid! Don't worry, boy! ya' won't hear it again. I'd go part way with ya' but fer ma' rheumatics. Here, take this 'yer lanterng it might give ya' some cour- age! He tried whistling again, but his lips seemed dry and parched. He tried running, but the lantern THE GAZETTE hindered that. He thought he'd put the lantern out, but that would make it too- Ding! ding! ding! ding! ding!!- He stopped. He began to run. He started thru the wood. The noise came nearer. He ran faster. He stumbled! The noise came still closer. It seemed to close in about him. He could feel his throat beating. Great beads of sweat rolled down his cheeksg as they dropped on his hands he thought they were-well, something imprisoning his hands. The noise was deafening him. The bell seemed to ding its way thru him. His body was almost sway- ing in rhythm to it. Whiz! whiz!- The wings beat on his body!! The claws clung to the front of his shirt. They seemed to dig into his very flesh. He could scarcely stir. He raised his head just a little. Thzwwhatever it was-be- came frightened. This was no dead carcass! He sent an agonizing sentence as a prayer to the one he had forgotten about. Strength seemed to come to him in that moment. Crash! went the lantern. i I U U I i Oh, boy! my boy! Where are you? Oh, Bill! why did I ever let you go'?!!! A gray dawn was creeping in-a misty dawn. A haggard face in a very fine physically shaped body ran hither and thither in the forest. Bill! Bill! They searched and searched. It was past noon. None had eaten. They stood around in circles. .loe was missing but none noticed it. Every one tried his best to comfort that man who had become so convinced that the legendary belled buzzard had paid his visit and taken his toll. I've found him! I've found him! None questioned the small boy. With great strides they followed him to a small clump of bushes near the wood. Was he alive-or dead? The ques- tion remained unasked. .loe leaned over. Bill! Bill! B-i-ll! There was no answer. With a sob he called again. Bill! Bill's lips moved! The Father with a heart breaking cry picked him up, as gently as Bill's Mother would have done had she been living. Thank God he's alive at least! It was many weeks before Bill could even sit up. He had passed thru the pneumonia crisis, but the shock had been so great that it was long before he was strong again. Yes, boy!- !When he was perfectly well again his father told the boy the rest of the storyl- You must have hit that bird a powerful crack for he was found dead not more'n five feet away. There was a bell around his neck. I don't know what that povoibal bell is 'possed ta' be lak, but this one was a Swiss cow bell-a veary ol' un too. Well, boy, you ah here ta tell the story ta' all you lak, an' I tell ya' all Maryland will be glad tah heah it! From the Grit : Kansas City, April 6.-Sev- eral years ago an old Swiss cow bell, given to Mrs. O. H. Nickson by an uncle was slipped over the neck of a buzzard. The buzzard escaped. Having read the story in your paper of the killing of a belled buzzard Mrs. Nickson requests that you send her a description of the bell, for which, if she be- lieves it to be hers, she will give a generous reward. -GENEVA Huasi-1, '29. eo My Doggie's Fate I I know a little maiden, blue eyes and curley hair, Who is very fond of doggies, doggies wild or doggies tame, Whether bull dogs, little terriers or sheppies, she doesn't care, Just- a common little doggie to her is all the same. ll This petite little maiden has a beau as you would guess, Who is Tebbon but for short she calls him Teh- ber g From the kindness of his heart and anxiety to please- He bought a dog for her, and named it Pepper. III Now Pepper had a fault which led him to his fate- He certainly can chew like all creation, ' Whether coats or hats, or shoesg whether bones or bread or meat- Pepper never makes the least discrimination. 1V When this maiden wants. to visit, she leaves Pepper in the house, With the assurance that he had been amply fed- But alas! At her home coming, though all's quiet as a mouse Pepper's chewed her Sunday coat most to a shred! V Now the maiden's ire was raised at this doggie's appetite- For to fill him up caused absolute distraction- And to save her other clothes from the self-same sort of plight, She decided: now the time has come for action! VI So, poor Pepper met his fate in Winner's Abbatoir. For, the maiden most distracted, said to Tebber, Take this greedy little doggie where he can't chew any more- Where they season weiners up with lots of 'Pep- er'! P Esrnaa Samara, '28. THE GAZETTE Rastus and the Wonderful Chicken Rastus, yo' all come heah, called a shrill voice from the kitchen. The voice little Rastus well knew. It was that of his mother and she seemed to be in an unusual temper. Yessum, Ah's comin', he quickly responded. Rastus was a little seven-year-old colored boy and was never known to obey but one person-his mother. She went out working by the day and Rastus was left alone a great part of the timeg during that time he did his own bossing, and many an evening his mother came home very tired, to find the house all mussed up, as she expressed it. lt was then that Rastus ceased being boss and be- came bossed. This Saturday the mother had taken a day off to prepare for a guest to Sunday dinner. Rastus, did yo' all kill dat 'ar cheeken, what Ah told yo' of? Don't yo' know de preachah am coming heah for dinnah tomorrah? continued the mother. No, mammy, Ah done forgot it, but Ah'll be doin' it right away. At that he scampered off before his mother had a chance to say another word. Rastus went straight to the chicken yard. He had not forgotten about the chicken, but he was a bit chicken-hearted at the thought of killing it. It was his first attempt at anything along this line, but since his mother had commanded it, there was nothing left to do but attempt the ugly job. ' He stood outside the wire peering through to make a selection. Finally his eyes caught a nice fat rooster which, in Rastus' mind, would make an ideal dinner 'for a preacher. Dat 'ar cheeken is de one fo' a preachah's stomach, he exclaimed, upon which he entered the yard and the chase be- gan. The rooster seemed determined not to be caught, and despite the untiring efforts of Rastus, it successfully evaded his grasp. Rastus already had numerous scratches. He had been thrown about from one side of the yard to the other, and the sharp wire cut his hands. He was about to give up in despair when a new idea dawned: the cheeken was directly behind him. All of a sudden Rastus let himself drop, and judging by the noise, he had fallen directly upon the rooster. There was a sudden silence, and Ras- tus thought that by that time the rooster was surely dead. He rose easily and, behold, the rooster got up, too, though the way he walked reminded Rastus of old Jim Buck after he had visited a saloon. Ras- tus was much disappointed that his plans had not completely materialized, but he knew his mother was in a hurry, so he went back to the chicken chase. But this time it proved to be no hard task to catch the rooster, for he was so dazed that he was easily caught. But alas! The worst was yet to come. Rastus hurried to the shanty, secured the axe and then went to the block. He chopped once, then twice. The axe must surely be dull, but no, it was quite sharp. The chicken showed no signs of giving up, then with one supreme effort Rastus dealt a terrible blow, and the chicken was beheaded. Bang! it sounded again. Rastus awoke to find himself on the floor, quite out of bed. He looked around but could see no rooster. That was it, it had been another of those terrible nightmares and he was glad enough that it was. In a few min- utes he got to his feet and exclaimed, Ah'll nevah kill another cheeken, preachah or no preachah. MARION F. COIRA, '28. ' Spring's Mission Doesn't it thrill you and make you feel glad When Spring in her glory comes clad ' With violets, crocus and arbutus sweet? It simply puts wings to our tired, lagging feet. And the fragrance of moist earth And green grass appearing, Just make our hearts laugh with mirthg At sadness we're leering. Oh, how, we oft wonder, can any be sad When there are ever so many things For which to be glad? LILY FYE, '28. Day Dreams The shadows were falling and it was fast be- coming night. Far, far down the deep slopes, the calm sea softly lapped the rocky shores. The pur- ple shadows, enveloping the western world, hid the few ships gliding noiselessly past into the far-away worlds beyond. One by one the twinkling stars from their home in the sky peeped out upon the world, cold and dis- tant below them, far from their reach. One, more sparkling than the rest, shone down upon Sunset Valley, that country of rainbow waterfalls, and un- rivaled sunsets of autumn. High upon the rocky mount above the peaceful sea, San Juan, a solitary, cold, stone-grey castle, the home of the monks of bygone days, stood, its towers aloft in the darkening sky. Beyond the castle, the forests, their trees now silent in the breezeless twilight, rose in a majestic mass of shadows. Over the darkened hill, beyond the jutting arm of the sea, the sun, having flooded the world with its radiance, had hidden its good-bye and the new moon rose, taking its place. Along the rocky shore, and witnessed only by an owl sitting on a branch of a pine tree, two soli- tary figures, advancing toward the sea ari- Crash!! Bang!! Hiss-s-s-s Eek! F or goodness sakes. Now what's the matter? A person can't even think out his next story peace- fully. Thus interrupted, I turned in my chair, THE GAZETTE with a questioning air, to the little figure just en- tering the door of my den. He laboriously explained that De ole tat had dot hundry fo' sum fish un had turn'd de fish house ovah de floah. Well, if that's all, go out and stay out, I com- manded shutting the door behind him. I turned again to my day dreams, but get farther I couldn't. Another story shattered. The next time, I exclaimed to my family dis- gustedly, I shall go across the sea, er-er-to write my stories, as far away from you as I can get. I shall not have my next story shattered by your thoughtlessnessf' ISABEL E. WELCH, '31, Figures Figures! What mysterious things they are! By figures, I mean those with which our mathematics books deal, not those exploited by the movies and beauty pageants. For'some time I had been totally blind to the romance of them. Then not very long ago I realized that for me they were not definite numerals at all, but that each one was a symbol or a picture. Although long ago I had accepted the fact that mine- was not a mathematician's mind, it was, nevertheless, a shock to find how far it had strayed from the paths indicated for me by my vari- ous math teachers. I endured first year Algebra, suffered second year Algebra and agonized over Geometry with as much fortitude as I could mus- terg it was pointed out to me repeatedly that such a course would Train my mind. What a mind I must have! For figures, as such, have never pene- trated it at all. The digit of one does not mean a unit of any- thing to me. For me, it is a tiny little girl, just reached the dignity of one candle on the birthday- cake before her. Eager hands outstretched, eyes shining with puffed out cheeksgu she is making a spirited attempt to blow out the tiny flame which counts her first year with us. When I look at figure 4 do I see four dollars, four unknowns, four sides of a square? I do not. I see a fat little girl seated comfortably on a pile of sweet-smelling saw-dust garnishing herself with long shaving curls, while the merry ring of hammers sound in her ears. When I see S , I smell chalk. And why? Be- cause I find myself with my contemporaries in school. It was a strange odor to me, but I soon lo- cated its fascinating source. So many lovely colors to put to such entertaining uses, not all confined to the blackboard, I can assure you. What a thrill to air one's newly acquired learning on the pavement home from school! 7 means the permission to voyage away from home on roller skatesg 8 pro- motion to half past eight, bed time, taking advan- tage of which required some endurance on my part: 9 success in my learning to swim. And so it goes. The old saying, Figures don't lie, is a lie in itself as far as I have conceived, for in their na- tive element I have proved myself capable of mak- ing them tell frightful untruths. They never have any interest for me, but when I make them sub- servient to my purpose, to use as I please, they are a great joy. I can but rejoice that my mind re- fuses to accept them on their own merits, leaving them free to mean to mefwhat I will. MARTHA S. DTACK, '28. oo Question Sky is plated seething gold, Canvas for a futuristic rock, Far distant . . . high . . . Robed in beauty by the sunset, Dyingi Sun, oh Sun! You fall away! You leave me high and lone and gray Against this ghastly white! You gave me beauty . . . must it be - So brief as this? The sunset smiled-and died. Are human hearts high rocks, living for beauty, and dying when beauty dies? Whatever the sus- taining beauties-companionship-comprehension- are they indispensable? Not indispensable, for we do dispense with them. But as one dies, another is hom. Between the death of the old and the birth of the new, hearts must beat on, waiting-waiting. Does the sunset devastate, or strengthen? Feed a passion, only to crush it? Or is sunset of the infinite, smiling as it fadesg pitying, whimsically, the rock it leaves behind? Beauty is religion, every beauty, all beauty. Re- ligion cannot fail to leave a veil, however thin, over that it touches. So the sunset: by leaving memory of its brilliant haze, makes secure the rock in hoping hoping-hoping-until the next day's end. Forever and forever-Hows the passing of the sunsets. ISABEL COUNSIL, '28. Treasure? The gang was talking in low, gutteral tones. Ye're sure of the swag, Spider? asked the Chief, rather anxiously. Sure, nothin' could be surer. The old man put the jewels in the old safe. Nobody knows that, but us and him. They're all, the whole family, goin' to the girl's church weddin' this afternoon. I guess they won't be home till around twelve tomorrer night, because they'll stay to see her off on her honeymoon. It'll be all right to go out tonight. THE GAZETTE This was a long speech for Spider, but under the circumstances, he was to be excused. The gang consisted of seven members, the Seven Cards, they were called. They were all seasoned crooks. I will not give the details of the haul. It is suffi- cient to say that after a good deal of planning and hard work, they finally got the swag to their hang-out. There they feasted their eyes upon the sparkling jewels and exclaimed again and again over their luck. The next morning, by many devious routes, they all arrived at a jeweler's, with the swag, This jeweler made a business of buying and selling stolen gems. The gang thought it was worth all that hard work to get the jewels. Why? Just look at all the money they would get. Even crooks have vanity. They were all thinking, just then, of how they would dazzle the eyes of their associates with all their wealth. The jeweler examined the jewels. He looked at the gang in a quizzical manner. Yet, it isn't always safe to laugh at crooks. He didn't. He simply stated the fact. The jewels were paste! MILDRED CURVAN, '32. April April showers Bring May flowers. So runs the old jingle, and if the May flowers this year are any .way in proportion to the preced- ing showers, there certainly will be an abundance. Rain! Rain! Rain! Overshoes! Slickers! Umbrellas! Now a bit of sunshine, then fog and more rain. What a changeable, unconstant, petulant month April seems to be. . Yet, why should I criticize April, the angel of Spring, the Goddess of the awakening. Coming, as she does, after the cruel, blistering March, she soothes 'and heals the earth with her warm tears. With her radiant, flashing smile she brings into be- ing innumerable small green things-the tiny buds, the fragrant fiowers, the slender grasses. The breezes which she frees in the land become daily more warm and caressingg her tear drops become less frequent and her smile is seen more often as she gracefully vanishes into the skies, leaving her place to her sister May. The word April itself means The opener. The ancient Romans thought of April as a gentle maiden who by her very presence, gave new life to things of nature. They said of her, uonmia aperit -she opens all things. Thus the month was one in which the earth awoke from sleep, the buds appeared on the branches and the woods re-echoed with the songs of the birds, and after twenty centuries our modern conception has not changed much from that of the ancients. April, April, 1 Laugh thy golden laughter, Then the moment after Weep thy golden tears. MARTHA ZEIGLHI, '28. Speed Mania Speed, and more speed-that is the slogan we live by in this day and age. We grasp anything that can most efficiently eliminate wasted timeg our days are crammed fuller and fuller, until it is no wonder that some are beginning to feel that the world is too much with us. When we go, we go as fast as possible, on train or automobile or better, by airplane. And not only in travel are we fast, but in every- thing we do. At school we are expected to acquire the maximum of knowledge in the minimum of time. If we canit think fast and work fast, then we are counted just a little slow, or dull, or sub- normal, or something similar. The average person struggles along to keep' up with those who set the pace, and those below the average plod along be- hind. Yet no matter how fast we go someone is al- ways ahead. If we don't keep up with the jazzy, fast, pleasure- loving age the older generation say this is, then we are called slow and behind the times by the younger generation. ' But some, they are the dreamers, do not want to keep up and are happy just to loiter and dream, away from the world's mad swirl. And, though we wouldn't admit it, many of us who try to keep pace with the mania for speed that engulfs us, would be glad if we could stop, and dream and ponder, and have time for the little things that matter. But if we try dreaming, then some one calls us lazy, slothful and good-for-nothing. So we hurry on, never stopping, pursuing knowledge or pleasure, sometimes succeeding and sometimes failing. That is why we are called speed maniacs, jazz- mad and luxury-loving by our elders, who never did as we do when they were young. But in spite of all, would we exchange our gay, lively age for any other? The answer is No. Hssraa GUNSALLUS, '28. oo G The Genius 1 Give him the wealth of India, He will scatter it far and wide, For the grief of the world is his to know, While its joy must be denied. His heart is the old worlds magnet To gather each tear and moan, And the pulsing heart of the hopeless poor Is an answering beat of his own. II Give him a place among you, Or banish him far away, His dreams will live when the things you raise Are crumbling to decay. Yes, he is only a dreamer, A child of a world-old pain, But though the earth dissolve in mist, The dream will ever remain. Ernst. GAHAGAN, '28. THE GAZETTE SARA ARCHEY --- FRANCIS BAIRD ...... Pastimes -------- Being Sweet ---------- Speeding Around MAEI-:L Bl-IIGHTOL ............... Riding Toonerville ISABHL BOYER .... Keeping an eye on the Boy Friend MARY CAPRIO ....... --------------- Being Herself CATHERINE CASNER ......... Writing Notes to Heinie ELIZA CLUSTON ...... .......... M otoring about MARIAN COIRA -- ISABEL COUNSIL --- MARTHA DIACK .... KATHARINE DIACK -- GRACE EMERICK ..... ------------ Flirting ------ Being Dignified ---- Attendance Slipping ----------- Being late ---- Shunning the boys EDNA ENCLERT .............. ........... I nquiring 0 FLORENCE F RI-IDERICKS LILY FYE ........... ETHEL GAHAGAN ..... ------Driving Matilda Stub ------------- Making E's ----Going to the Post Office CHARLOTTE HANNA .... .............. L aughing MARIE HARTZELL .... ALYCE HARVEY ------- CHARLOTTE HOLMES .... ---Dreaming of Him -----Avoiding the boys ----------- Wondering HELEN JOHNSON .----..-.-......-. Saying Nothing ELEANOR KAHLER, Coming to School Early-and How THELMA KESSINCER ...---.......... Keeping Quiet EDNA KUNES ------- ISABEL LIVINSTON --- -----------Thinking of Don -------Winning gold medals DOROTHY MARKS- --- .... Provoking Miss Gillespie MAURINE MCCLURE ...................... Talking DOROTHY MILLER ................-..... Vamping LUCILLE MCGONIGAL ..-- Meeting Him at the Corner UDALINE PECK -............ ---Teasing Miss Suiter ANNA QUIGG -..-..... ..........-. L ooking Wise GERTRUDE REYNOLDS ..---..- Finding a New Coiffure ROSE RIPOLI .....-.- .-........-. B eing busy CATHERINE SACER .... -----Casting Shy Glances? BERTI-IA SANDERS ................... Looking Wise HAZEL SEYBOLD, Living up to her Intelligence Record ESTHER SHEARER ............-.. Talking to Dorsey PEARL NAOMI SMITH .... ..-.- O gleing the boys DUREDA SUMP ..-.-. -- PAULJNE STEVENSON --- ...-.........-. Typing KATHRYN STRUMP .... ----Tickling the Ivories ---- Borrowing Pencils ZELENA WEAVER -...........-.-..-..--.-. Talking ESTHER WIELEY ......--....-. Powdering her nose HELEN WIDEMIIRE--Representing the fair sex in Trig. MARTHA ZEIICLDI ...... Trying to please Miss Adams IDA ZIMMERMAN' .-.........-...---.-.-.- Drawing HESTER GUNSALLUS --- .......----.- Studying EDWARD ANDREWS --- ---------- Jumping Center JAM1-B BAIRD -...-. ..-..-.. M aking himself heard CHARLES BAKE! .......--....- Running around end PAUL BENSON -...--.. Making acquaintance of girls WARD BILLET -... --..-.....--..--..-- Dr awing NEvIN BLESH ...... BYRON BRICKLEY ...- ----- Washing Windows -----Playing a Sax Of Seniors CLYDE CASKEY --- ALBERT CLARK -- MAX COOK ..-..-.- EDWARD DETTFJRY --- EDWARD DUMM -... -----Betting he can do it ----- Leading Cheers --- Solving Mysteries ----- Caroling Merrily -----Studying his French ROBERT DICKEY --- -...--.........-... Debating HARRY FISHER --- ---- Leading that ole' Orchestra REUBEN Fox ..--...-.-...-.... Cranking that Ford FRANKLIN MCCi0RMICK WILLIAM RICCORMICK ROBERT MCNERNEY -- -----------Reaping his Oats -----------Strutting his Stuff ----Eating, eating and eating RICHARD MCNERNEY .-....-.-- Delivering Medicine RALPH MILLER ..-.-.- -.-... L oafing with ease DORSEY MITTERLING ...- .... S bowing the World EDWARD MYERS ....- ---- Looking Lockport over ARDELL PASSELL -..... ..---...- M aking baskets WOODWARD PEOPLES - CASPER PETERS .--... LYNN PROBST ...-- DAVID PURSLEY ..... HOWARD REYNOLDS -- JOSEPH ROMEO .... - -..-- --- Swabbing Windows - --- Presenting Monologues ------- Driving around ---- Reading Science - ..-. Plugging at lessons ---------- Being likeable CHARLES ROTE ...- ......... T alking of his future FRANK SHARP --- -......-.-.- HellOing the girls GEORGE SHAW -.....-. Trying to standardize the ring GERHART GLAHN ..-..-..-....-.- Hitching his belt CARL GUIRIRIERO .... CHARLES HAGIJZ -..- ----------- Slinging Sodas ----Arguing about nothing CHRISTINE HARMAN---- -.-... Being a good sport CARL HATTE-R -...-..... -......... B eing helpful KENNETH HBCKMAN --..---.-. Busting milk bottles WAYNE HICKOI-'E -.........-..-.- Dancing with her STANLEY HITCHINS-----Inciting the Student-Council MELVIN HOY .-............-..-.. Selling Chickens DOWNS INGRAM --- MELVIN KALIN ...- KEITH KELLY .-... KENNETH KELLY ........ BURTON KLING -... ---Walking to McElhattan Going to Beech Creek --------- Writing Shorthand Making himself prominent ------Getting that Chemistry LAMONT KRESS .------.-------- Watching the clock ISADORE LIPEZ --.------- lmpersonating Will Rogers FREDERICK MADER---BCiHg olice boy for Mr. Puder- baugh. JOHN MARSHALL --.- CALVIN SHEASLEY --- -----Being a good fellow --------Taking Helen home JOHN SLENKER ------. .-.----.- M emorizing Poetry WILLIAM SLENKIJI --.-- Putting in his penny'S worth DONALD SNYDER ---.----.--------.------- Fishing MALCOLM STABLEY ---- ----..--------- H unting HENRY STEHMAN ---- EARL STRALEY ----. ROLAND STRUMP ---- WILLIAM TIDLOIW --- ALLEN UNDERWOOD --- EZRA VAN DUZEN --- SAMUEL WALKER --... MICIIAEL WATERMAN --- DEAN LAUESCHER ----- 59 --- Presiding at Meeting ----Speaking in Public ------------ Flirting --- Reading Judge --------- Smiling --- Playing Chess --- Fooling around -----Doing nothing ------- Dreaming THE GAZETTE What lf- Dr. Benson would stop winking! Mr. Puderbaugh would quit scratching his head? Miss Adams would stop being sarcastic? Miss Painter would get her hair bobbed? Mr. Beck and Miss Beck were brother and sister? Miss Cast would refuse to direct any more plays? Mr. Smink wore a wig? Mr. Barrack had a wooden leg? Miss Crance would stop making faces in chapel? Miss Suiter used a megaphone? Miss Cooper could not talk Dutch? Miss Walters hadn't a paddle? Miss Cresser would grow tall? Mr. Pletcher would teach sewing? Mr. Stewart were as short as Miss Armstrong? Miss Scullin would not keep her first year Latin class in some night? Miss Wagner could not see the reflection in her glasses, of her seventh grade pupils, when she writes on the board? Famous Sayings MR. HOCH- There's the situation. Now elucidate. Or- Ed, if you must sleep, don't sleep with your eyes open. MR. MARTIN-LLWC have here two isosceles triangles. MR. BECK- Explain osmosis. Ma. SMINK- That reminds me of a joke where-. MR. CUMMINGS--NNOW when the ventilating system used to work. Mn. Paarci-im- I do not choose to run in 1928. MR. BARRICK- The basketball tickets are now on sale. Ma. KNBCHT-iiSuCh is life-without a wife. MR. PUD!-LRBAUGH- What are you in here for? Miss Grams!-:R- Stand up when you recite. You look too small sitting down. Miss Cmxsca- All together on the first word. Open your mouths. Miss FLORUSS- That's the fourth time you sewed the pocket upside down. Miss BRICHTEN-.iD0n,t let the soup burn again! Miss Waurizas- Go right up to the oiiice-iif you can't behavelf' Miss ARMSTRONG-Liwhll are the isothermal lines? Miss Blair were as broad as she is long? Miss Leitzel could stop being sweet? Miss Floruss lost her appetite for desserts? Mr. Martin would stop pussy-footing around? Miss Snyder would cease torturing those long held alto notes? Mr. Hoch stopped cracking off about his jail bird friends? Miss Zindel wore pink dresses? Mr. Cummings saw himself as others see him? Miss Hull were not congenial? Mr. Knecht knew the answers to tle questions asked him? Miss Brighten weren't occupied with plans for that wedding? Mrs. Rishell had a sweet low voice? Miss Gillespie would stop talking? CHARLOTTE HANNA, '28. of the Faculty Miss GlLLl:SPIE-6GD0H,t watch the clock, but get down to some real studying! or- Everybody watch your hooks. Miss SU1Tr:a- X-Y-Z-A-LF-M -etc., etc. Miss HULL-iLH0,S such a divine dancer. Miss SNYDER-uTll.6V highest mark was only 98. You'll have to start studying. Mrss YJAGNER- Deposit your gum. iAny inter- est.J Miss Z1Nnn.L- My favorite color is red. Miss CAST- I told you to study your spelling, didn't I? Mrss LEITZLL- Your perspective is incorrect. Miss BLAIR- HOW was the show last Nite. Miss SCULLEN-LLHOW far did you get in your trans- lation? Miss Coorrza- Don't spoon in here, John. Miss PAINTER- Brevity is the soul of wit. flier lessons are never funnyl. MISS BAK!-:R- Don't ever get married! Mrss BECK- Don't be a slacker-We want l00fk. DR. BENsoN- Let's make Lock Haven High School the best in the United States! Ten little stenographers -EUMMEREIRL DEPARTMENT 0. U I, la- ' pl Tix W 55 - , . eu 4 4 B T: ' 79 IQ Notwithstanding the great depression in busi- ness in Lock Haven and all the surrounding terri- tory, the Placement Service of the Commercial De- partment has been able to place practically all the graduates. Below is a list of the places where the Ten Little Stenographers With Apologies grads of 1927 hold forth: AGAR, ELIZABETH -- --------------Woolworth Office BENNETT, AUSTIN ........ Madison Textile Company BITTNER, MARTHA ................ Teachers' College BOWMASTELR, NELLIE ..,... Frederick's Exide Battery FRANK, VIVIAN .......... Madison Textile Company HAWKINS, BLANCHI: .,.......... First National Bank --- .... American Stores Office MADER, PIIOEBIL .... M0'RAN, BERNICE --- NESTLEROIDE, LepA -- LIMBERT, DOROTHY PROIBST, ESTIIER --- Sumo-LD, SCOTT -..- ---Clinton Trust Company -------Teachers' College -- -------.. Woolworth Oflice ----Beckley Business College -------- Harveyis Drug Store SIII:A, SARA MARIE --.-..-..-- Luria's Clothing Store SIIOEMAKW, EDWARD---Lock Haven Trust Company TILLMAN, ALICE ------------- Lock Haven Hospital VERGA, RUTH ----- New York-Pennsylvania Paper Co. 0'DoNNEI,I., CALVIN ------ Madison Textile Company WAI-TZ, RUTI-I ---- New York-Pennsylvania Paper Co. WENTZ, NAOIMT ....-------- Lock Haven City Garage WYNNE, MARY ---...- Lock Haven Chair Corporation 1928 Three little stenographers YOST, MILIIRIIJD .--- ----- -Kistler Leather Company SYKES, JULIA --.--------... Woven Wire Mills Office WILLIANTS, DoRIs -.-- Lock Haven Chair Corporation PASSELL, FRANK ---.--------- Boston Candy Kitchen Starting mighty fineg One forgot her practice pad And then there were nine. Nine little stenographers Working hard and lateg One neglected courtesy And then there were- eight, Eight little stenographers Dictation for a livin'g One was always chewing gum And then there were seven. Seven little stenographers Square as any bricksg One had a Crush', on her bos And then there were six. Six little stenographers Always on the drive g S One was always powdering her nose And then there were five. Five little stenographers Working more and moreg One refused to do her bit And then there were four. Four little stenographers, Honest as could beg One forgot her cheerfulness And then there were three. HARTZELL, MARIE--Df. A. W. Bauman, Dental Office PECK, UDALINE---N6W York-Pennsylvania Paper Co. RIPOI-I, ROSE ........... Dickey Hardware Company NICRASTRO, ROSE ......-...----.- Principal's Office oo Eliza Cluston- Why do you go to the front porch when I sing? Don't you like to hear me? Bob Bowes- It isn't that. I don't want neigh- bors to think I'm beating you. Keith Kelly- Will you promise to pair hands and walk down the line with me in the Game of Life? Velma Blesh- All right, where is the diamond? Doing well 'tis trueg One was always losing sleep And then there were two. Two little stenographers Liked to have some fung One forgot her self-control And there was one. One little stenographer Making lots of mon g Soon got married to her boss And then there was none. HARRIET AND MARJ. What's a rear admiral? A back-seat driver. 61 T1-ia GAZETTE It wasldusk as Ida Zimmerman stopped at the filling station. I want a quart of red oil, she said to the service man. The man gasped and hesi- tated. Give me a quart of red oil, she repeated. A quart of red oil? he stammered. Certainly, she said, my tail light is out. Judge- You claim Mr. Billett nearly strangled you and he declares he was on the other side of t-he court at the time. How can you account for that? Fred Mader- He threw an egg at me while I was singing through a megaphonef' Ward- Can you lend me 155.00? George Shaw- Dead broke-if there were a trip around the world for a quarter I should not get out of sight. Ardell Passell fwho has proposed and been ac- ceptedl- Co0d night, dear. Directly I reach home, I'll write you a letter confirming our conversation of this evening. What is the matter? said the typist to her learned employer, who was conducting a class course in Memory Training. Too bad, grunted the employer. l've forgot- ten the name of that pupil who paid his first fee five months ago. HARD TO EXPLAIN Typewriter to the Pencil said: Now will you tell me please, Why, when I have no doors nor locks, I have so many keys? We do not know, the Pencils saidg It's queer as quadrupeds! But can you tell us why we wear Our rubbers on our heads?' ' Employer-- Do you save any of your salary, Udaline? Udaline- Yes, sirg but I never lend money to nobody. T0 WI-IOM IT MAY CONCERN The weather forecast says colder. Mr. Martin- Why tell it to me? Paste it up where the janitor can see it. oo BUSINESS FIRST Sarah A.- All is over between us, and I am going to give you back your ring. There is another man. Ward B.- Tell me his name and addressf, Sarah A.- You are going to kill him. Ward B.- By no means! I want to sell him the ring. NO EXCUSE Alyce- I can't go tonight, my rubbers leak. Frederick- Oh, that's all right, wear pumps in- side. - - THE BEST EVER Keith- He made the best after dinner speech I ever heard. Ardell- What did he say? Keith- Waiter, give me the check. NOT S0 BADLY Barber- Your hair wants cutting badlyf' George- No, it doesn't. It wants cutting nice- ly. You cut it badly the other time. oo Boss- Boy, once again you have not answered when I called. Kenneth- Please, sirg I didn't hear you. Boss- Enough! Next time you fail to hear me let me know immediately. NO USE GRINDING NOW Judge?- When you work, what work do you do? Hobo- I'm an organist. Judge- Why a man with such a talent should never be out of a job. What's the trouble? Hobo- My monkey died. Prof. Hoch- Why didn't you answer me? Ike Kalin- I did. I shook my head. Prof. Hoch- You didn't expect me to hear your brains rattle way up here-did you? oo French and Latin, song and classes, Football games and celebration, Parties, autos, Hunks and passes, Here's to Hi School education. THE ATHLETE He got an S from Smith for basketball, He won his Y with Yale's tennis team. His B at Bradford was no task at all, They held his hockey in high esteem. He has letters from all halls of knowledge, From Dartmouth, Princeton, and N. Y. U. His parents took him out of college And gave him H for stroking Harvard's crew. Florence Bittner- Don't you think he has high ideals? Shuman Moore- Yes-so high, they're out of reach. Dominic Zanella- Is that goat oi yours ill- tempered? , Ruth Fye- He ain't nothing else butt. THE GAZETTE THTJETTC --0-ill?-0-w t Foreword During the 1928 school term, Lock Haven High continued to produce athletic teams ranking foremost among those in the state. The football team performed nobly and honorably! The basketball team was splendid! And, the track team continues to bring in. the medals! Such conditions speak well for the merits of Lock Haven High. In the 1927 track season, the track team continued to come out on top of the heap. The district meet was won with ease, and then, the state meet was promptly annexed and Lock Haven High's track team was again Champion of Pennsylvania. The track team this year fully equals that of last and continues to bring added honors to Lock Haven. The 1928 basketball season was a very peculiar one. The team was small but fast. Many of the foremost teams of the state were defeated, while, on the other hand, frequently apparently inferior teams managed to emerge victors. Due to this inconsistency, High lost a number of important games which eventually kept them out of the district eliminations. The probably most outstanding feat of the season was won over Jersey Shore High when they were defeated both games by the same score of 20 to 19. This same Jersey Shore team reached the semi-finals held at Penn State, and were elimi- nated by the team which finally became state champions. From this comparison it can easily be seen that Lock Haven was really represented by a strong, plucky team. The support given to basketball this year showed marked improvement over that of former years. Especially was this noted in regard to the High School stu- dents. Such a condition speaks well for the spirit in Lock Haven High. 63 s ' !' , X Varsity Football Two years ago, Lock Haven High secured a new athletic coach in the person of David B. Stewart, formerly of Massilon, Ohio. Coach Stewart came to Lock Haven with a very good record, marked ability, a handsome figure, and above all, a pleasant disposition. The success that he made here need not be dwelt upon, for everyone interested in Lock Haven High, knows of the success attained by Athletic teams un- der his supervision. This year he leaves us to accept a similar position at Sharon, Ohio. He has been a great friend and help to the boys and we are all sorry to see him leave. In the coming years, we wish him the greatest success and happiness, and hope that he will always remember with pleasure those years spent in coaching Purple and White Athletic teams. E. A., '28. 64 ,J K V . I . I XX . . A K- Williamsport High Altoona Catholic High Cresson High - Portage High - - Jersey Shore High Renovo High - State College High L. H. Harmony Club - Renovo - - - State College Jersey Shore - Bellefonte - - St. Joseph's High - Altoona Catholic High Altoona High - - St. Joseph High - Williamsport High - Altoona High - Bellefonte High 1928 Basketball Record - - 48 L. H. H. S. - - - 32 Away - 48 L. H. H. S. - 38 Away - - 18 L. H. H. S. - - 26 At Home 21 L. H. H. S. - 33 At Home - 19 L. H. H. S. - - 20 At Home 26 L. H. H. S. - 37 At Home - - 25 L. H. H. S. - - 26 Away 42 L. H. H. Sf - 41 At Home 37 L. H. H. S. - 12 Away - 34 L. H. H. S. - - 27 At Home 19 L. H. H. S. - 20 Away - 20 L. H. H. S. - - 32 At Home 12 L. H. H. S. - 16 Away - - 34 L. H. H. S. - - 31 At Home 30 L. H. H. S. - 27 At Home - 17 L. H. H. S. - - 34 At Home 41 L. H. H. S. - 20 At Home - 31 L. H. H. S. - - 11 Away 27 L. H. H. S. - 30 Away 65 vvvvvrvwvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvwvvvvvvvvwvvv THE GAZETTE Track and llts Work Lock Haven High has one of the best track teams in the state. The proof of this statement is the victory we gained at Altoona on May 12. Our team scored a total of 60 2f3 points. The nearest school in points was Altoona with 25 points. At Altoona first and second place winners in the events qualified to go to the State Meet. The State Meet was at Bucknell on May 26. Lock Haven High School had nine men represented at this meet. Those who qualified to go were Martin, Jerles, Harmon, Miller, An- drews, Passell, Kinley, Ryan and Smith. In the meet at Altoona four records were broken by Lock Haven boys. Martin broke the record in the discus by throwing it 121 feet. He also broke the shot put record by heaving it 44 feet, 111.Q inches. Miller broke the pole vault record by vaulting 10 feet, 716 inches, and Smith broad jumped 21 feet, 5l,Q inches. Lock Haven won the State Meet at Bucknell for the second time in succession. The score for this greatest of victories was 22. W. SLENKER, ,28. 66 1 ' I' LKB-NW P .lf-Jggm 3 Q ww ae x MQ X fi 4 M- IL --fwgswgy Xgsgjj h'Y'1W4.i 4 wlwxlgig-Pfixxgifkm 1 5 SX-xwxgf UNJSX, 1 5 ,,. . Ef mx Ei A frm:-.. X ' -.fg,:-G, --,,,Q, ii ? 5 :E-5 , 44 ,.x..,, Q A -Jw, I-, Na,-af if? uf - , I 1. --T ' . Wi 'lv-E9 Q 4- , ixb ' , A- E E. 1 ' Y f '1.1',i3U:Q415w'-IX.. ,, TF: - -LS- ' .- ,-..,: ,A ,.Q:,-,':ii ' .- 'Mr ,J 5+ m-' , , , ' ' ' - 'l :fri +.sa,, -a.'Z,'11s-,:v.egi5N': , ' I' - A3 I .I L -Zhnaar ' 67 Glee Clulb President . - ALBERT CLARK Director MISS EDNA CHANCE BYRON BRICKLEY NEVIN BLESH WARD BILLETT JOHN BITTNI-IR THEODORE CASSELBERRY GERARD CAPRIO MAX COOK CLYDE CASKEY CHARLES CALLAHAN ANTHONY CALLACCINO ALBERT CLARK CLYDE DUFFIELD EDWARD DETTERY RICHARD EDLER WILLIAM FYE HARRY FISHER JAMES CAST LIONEL GUMMO MELVIN HOY ROBERT HENZI WAYNE HOY CHARLES HACER AMMON JOHNSON WILLIANI JOHNSON MIELVIN KISSELL WILLIAM KNAPP KENNETH KELLY EDWARD KEISTER ISADORE LIPEZ EARL MAYES FRED MADER GEORGE MESSERLY RICHARD MCNERNEY SHUMAN MOORE EDWIN MCGILL 68 ELLIS MARTIN LYNN PROBST CASPER PETERS WOODWARD PEOPLES SIMON PAINTER ANTHONY RENZO HAROLD ROBB ELWOOD ROHRBAUGII WILLIABI ROYER DONALD SHEARER EUGENE STOUT NIALCOLM STI-IVENSON FRANK SHARP WALTER TILLMAN HAROLD TYSON ARCIIIE VANUCCI EZRA VAN DUZEN EDWARD WENTZ Senior Choral Club Fzrst Sopranos ELSIE BRION SARA BITTNER SARA ANTES LILAII HUNTER EMMA KARSTETTER FRANCES BAIRD DORCAS SWOPE DOROTHY BLESH BEATRICE KRESS ETHEL GAHAGAN MAURINE MCCLURE KATHRYN STRUMP KATHARINE DIACK GERTRUDE REYNOLDS ISABEL BOYER JANE YEARICK DOROTHY PURSLEY LAUVON BASINGER ELEANOR KAHLER Second Sopranos LOUISE MENGE JANE RATHGABER RUTH KAMMERER CATHARIN CASNER CAROLYN LAYE FRANCES BLANKENSHIP M'ARY SIMON ANNA HESS ISABEL COUNSIL CHARLOTTE HANNA A ltos J ENNIE MILLER MARTHA ZEIGLER FLORENCE BERRY IRENE PACKER FAYE PASSELL ISABEL LIVINGSTON MABEL BEICIITOL ELIZA CLUSTON ,. -fl , NEVIN BLESH BYRON BRICKLEY RUSSELL BUBB JACK BRYERTON CLYDE CASKEY RUSSELL COURTNEY PAUL CRIDER RICHARD DIEM CLYDE DUFFIELD RICHARD EDLER EDWARD ELDER DONALD FISHER HARRY FISHER WILLIAM GRIER JOHN GROSS ELLIS HOBERMAN AMMON JOHNSON ROBERT JOHNSON The Band JACOB KLEVANSKY HARRIS LIPEZ DONALD MCCLOSKEY ROBERT MYERS LOUIS PISANO ANTHONY RENZO WILLIAM RYAN ELWOOD ROHRBAUGH DEAN REMICK LARUE SMITH IRWIN SALMON DONALD SCHENK MALCOLM STEVENSON WALTER TILLMAN EDWARD WENTZ HAROLD WAIEF STEWART WILSON HARRY FISHER ANTHONY RENZO EDWARD WENTZ RUSSELL BUBB JAMES MYERS GEORGE MESSERLY DONALD FISHER ROBERT MYERS ELLIS HOBERMAN RICHARD EDLER DOROTHY GAHAGAN ETHEL GAHACAN DUREDA SUMP LEOTA SNYDER RUTH TYSON FAY GILES HAZEL GRIER BYRON BRICKLEY Orchestra 71 ROBERT MYERS ELWOOD ROHRBAUGH DONALD SCHANK MALCOLM STEVENSON AMMON JOHNSON RICHARD DEAN IRVIN ROOSTER DEAN REMICK JACOB KLAVANSKY RUSSELL COURTNEY MARJORIE DEICE HAROLD ROBB JAMES BROWN RUHL KLEPPER WILLIAM GAHACAN LOUISE GARRETT EUGENE SMITH PAULINE MILLER The Double Quartet EARL MAYES, Pianist ALBERT CLARK FRANK SHARP EDWARD DETTERY CHARLES HAGER NEVIN BLESH HARRY FISHER ISADORE LIPEZ MELVIN HOY 72 Student Council Though the Student Council is always a busy organization, this year they have had an unusual amount of work in standardizing the school ring. The ring was de- signed by a committee and approved by the schoolg its manufacture was completed only in May. The council is to be congratulated on its excellent work. President Vice President Secretary Advisor GEORGE SHAW HENRY STEHMAN RAY BURKETT RHUL KLEPPER SIIUMAN MOORE DOMINIC ZANELLA JACK BRYERTON BRUCE lVl0ORE Ojicers Seniors Sophonzores Eighth Year Juniors Freshmen Seventh Year 73 GEORGE SHAW SI-IUMAN MooRE ESTHER SHEARER CATHERINE CASNER Esrn ER SHEARER MARX' Fox ISABEL BICKLE JAMES HEFENER FLORENCE HUNT DOROTHY MCGH EE Miss BECK I I I Home Economics Club, 1928 President - - Vice President Secretary - Treasurer HELEN JOHNSON HESTER GUNSALLUS CARRIE CROAK FLORENCE HUNT ELSIE BRION DOROTHY HOLLENBACH KATHERINE KLINGBERG MAYE WALKER DOROTHY QUIGG MARGARET CLARK MARY CAPRIO Ojicers Members MARY CAPRIO BEATRICE KRESS DORCAS SWOPE ELIZA CLUSTON ELIZA CLUSTON VIRGINIA CRUGAN KATHRYN PIPES CATHERINE SAGER EDNA ENGLERT WINIFRED MCKAGUE WINIFRED SELFE IRENE PACKER ANNA QUIGG VERNA QUIGG RELDA HANNA Advisors BEATRICE KRESS DORGAS SWOPE FAYE PASSELL DOROTHY DOTTERLR LOLA MARIE THOMPSON HELEN WENTZ IDELLA BROWN RUTH BECK ROSE RIPOLI CHARLOTTE EISFNIIOWER CHRISTINE THOMAS MISS MAUDE FLORUSS MISS VIOLET BRIGHTON 74 Sketch Club Oficers President - - - Vice President Secretary - Treasurer Members ELEANOR KAHLER SARAH SYKES WINIFRED MCKAGUE ISABEL WELSH VIDA REEDER MARTHA BARTHOLOMEW EDITH RAMSEY CHESTER MCCLAUGHLIN ETHEL GAHACAN '75 ELEANOR KAHLER ESTHER SHEARER - ETHEL GAHAGAN FREDERICK MADER EDITH PETTIE EDWIN MCCILL CHRISTINE THOMAS FREDERICK MADER JAMES BAIRD HAZEL HANNA WARD BILLIT ESTHER SHEARER Dramatics Club Ojicers Presuient - - - ALBERT CLARK Secretary - M'ARIAN COIRA Treasurer - - - DOROTHY MILLER Members LAUVON BASINGER DOROTHY BLESH BYRON BRICKLEY CATHARINE CASNER MAX COOK ' GRACE EMERICK HARRY FISHER FLORENCE FREDERICKS ETHEL GAHAGAN CARL GUERRIERO DOROTHY HAMBERCER CHARLOTTE HANNA MARY HAYES WAYNE HICKOFF MELVIN HOY CLARENCE JACKSON ELEANOR KAHLOR EDNA KUNES '76 JOHN MIARSHALL ROBERT MCNERNEY JOHN MILLER CASPAR PETERS ALMA PROBST BETTY ROBERTS BERTHA SAUNDERS ESTHER SHEARER IRENE SHILLING JOHN SLENKER NAOMI SMITH WILLIAM SLENKER EARL STRALEY CATHARINE STRUMP EZRA VAN DUZEN MARY WALKER IDA ZIMMERMAN ANTHONY YOST DRA MA1 las PLAY C.-xs'l JUNIOR PLAY CAST Sriwlon PLAY CAST 77 Debating Club Ojicers President - - NIARTIIA B. ZEIGLER Coach ---- - - PROF. ROBERT D. SMINK The work of the Debating Club, newly organized under Mr. Smink, produced splendid results for the very amateur debators who composed the team. Entering the Debating League, tl1e team debated, affirmatively and negatively, the resolution that Pennsylvania should adopt a law similar to the Fourth Conviction Baume's Law of New York Statef, Our negative team won: our aflirmative team lost. Al- though we lost the chance for further primary debates, we finished second highest in our section. The following people composed the club: Amrnzative Negative ISABEL COUNSIL, lst speaker. ROBERT MCNERNEY. lst speaker. CARL HATTER, 2nd speaker. MARTHA ZEIGLER, 2nd speaker. MELVIN Hor, 3rd speaker. FRENCH DICKEY. 3rd speaker. GEORGE SHAW, alternative. HARRY SHEASLEY. alternative. CASPER PETERS IRWIN ROSTER FRED HOFFMAN DOROTHY PURSLEY EARL STRALEY GRACE JOHNSON RAY BURKETT '78 . I 7 7. 7. 17 Actatci Camp Fire Girls Officers Guardian - - - - MISS COOPER President - CHRISTINE THOMAS Vice President LAREEN TERRILL Secretary - - FLORENCE HUNT Treasurer WINIFRED MCKAGUE Scribe - - ISOBEL WELSH Song Leader - KATHRYN CANDOR Members SARAH SYKES IWARJORIE DISE DOROTHY Roms MADELINE FALKNER IWARY HIPPLE VIRGINIA GRUGAN 79 X Xi.. lftltl-I tillllilgllll Dill yull 1-vu-r try' ln Sllllt't'lt' N1'X1'1l ill your mir? Nvnt l'il'l'lll'l'll'l'iS Du you lllink l-Ill ull octu- tus? - - fliw- llle- tht- null'- 5- Y LWZ9? Sluts qllitt- ll flirt. Yc-s. lla-l' Illlillll is l'lle'y' sllllll llnt Ililhf. - - Miss H4-rk htxlly llll4'Sll4ll1S?u lSll1lUft' l,ipl-1 'nlll yvllllt ye-:lr was lllv yylll' of MHZ? 'l'l-ll-pllnllv 0114-rzlturw- 'l'llv lion is llllsyf -Q NON-lN'I'lCIZl-IS'I' Bl-IARING Ifllr, lltwll YullIjiI!' WU l1i1vf'H't Slmkpn I WUT Why url- you llilllllllgl' six lnzltlke-rs lu ln- pull- 'W'l1'll'l' HN lIlt'NlllFf lu-zlrvrs att ynur f1ltl4'l'1ll?' zl lLHNy'Q'I' llskl-ll llis t-livllt Mr. Nlzlrtill les l Kllllll Iikl- In inlvrrllpl. wltu was llrzlyyillgg up llis will. Q Q 'l'l1l-y' llilYQ' vzlrrit-ll lllv lilll' j1'2ll'S so llll'y lltiglll li'l'l0l l5'l l'la ol' 'rlllz lllllxllll,E.sl:A'l' as Wt f S'1 ' ' , , I Will:-ll four IIVIISUIIS. 1-xIm-llly clivitlt-tl 215 to sew. HIC! Hui! HOOHAYI rlllt- ln il Fill' vqlllppt-ll wltll il rllnllllf--swat, plum-Q I I I am. as f,,H,,w,: All IlIf'lll'lilIf'll ytlllllgl' tllzlll lllwlln-fl llllu tlln- lnlnliy' fl-W, mph mul wiW,SI TIM. mon ,it lN,himiI tal' ll gr:-all lint:-l fur from Iiis IlLlllNf' lzlllll. lla' llmki-ll fl-W, 'NWI ,md gmvrg fl-IH, qiqwrg gil behind lllto il tzlll llllrrnr allltl SlllIlf'll ysltll llll'llSlIl't'. ,. . 'i .' .1 ' Wt-ll. what xllll know :llmllt tllutf' ln- vriml. lwn lmvs wllll girls. All four sit IH front. UTI . -. .. ' 1l'yYt' gill ll pIl'lIII'l' of mr' llorv. Eilllilli I'Tint1-y Imam-Iym1Yl4-rrilill-.'i I I II A q'jll,t,NfgE Up lllqAR'r Um' il mm? Y ui 1' ou Hrldml Hi' RIISIIIS llc-rv um flill flllillllll All lmrlmwwl lnfltlll O O yllll lust yvzlrf' Miss Xvil,fll1l'l'f What lIllS Cununla vxpurtml to Hom-f nyllll alum- ke-vp it so long All llullt know tllv lllliivml Stats-s ill flflnill quuntitivs since 1920? ' if itis wllfl wllile- lo' llle to cllzlllgv my tlllllllllll ul ' yllll jest fu' Iwo llitsf' Sllllmrln Munn- f'l,l1lll0I'.-. 80 THE GAZETTE WINGS Mother- Stanley, do you know what became of that piece of cake that was left on the tray'?,' h Stanleyi- Yes, mother, I gave it to a little boy t at was iungry. h lyiother- That was good of you. Who was the oy. Stanley- It was me! THE BACHELOR'S TRIBUTE '6What a lovely baby you have, Mrs. Gamish! I adore babies really. She's the picture of health, isnit he? He looks the image of you, especially her eyes. How old is it? Five months? My, what a big baby she is for his age. Pretty soon he'll be walking, won't it? STRATEGY PLUS Mrs. Hoch- I caught Regan kissing the maid. and to square himself, he gave me S50.00. Mrs. Martin- Did you fire the maid? Mrs. Hoch- Oh, no. I need a new fur coat next winter. NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE I tell you I won't have this room,', protested the old lady to the bell boy. I ain't going to pay my good money for a pig sty with a measly little folding hed in it. You think just because I'm from the country1 Disgusted, the boy cut her short: Get in, lady, get in, this ain't your room: this is the elevator. A LESSON IN BUSINESS So you want to marry my daughter, eh? Yes, sir. Do you know much about business? ' Not much, sir. Do you know the difference between an asset and a liability? No, sir. Well, you will after you marry my daughter. 66 ac A SHARP RETORT A young man wrote the following to a business firm, offering a razor: Dear Sirs-Please find enclosed 5c. for one of your razors, as advertised, and oblige.-John Jones. HP. S.-I forgot to enclose the 5c., but no doubt a firm of your high standing will send the razor anyway. The firm received the letter, and replied as fol- lows: Dear Sir-Your valued order received the other day, and will say in reply that we are sending the razor as per request, and hope that it will prove satisfactory. HP. S.-We forgot to enclose the razor, but no doubt a man with your cheek will have no need for it. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES Auntie did not know that Lonny had just re- ceived a spanking, so when she found him crying out behind the house, she said kindly: Why, dear, what is the matter? Is there any- thing I can do for you? 'ANo, was the tearful response. It's all been donelv EXTRACT OF BRUCE HUNTER'S FLAPPER LOG Date Station Wave Length Monday --- .... Mary --- .... ----- Bob Tuesday ..... ..... A nna --- .... Shingle Wednesday .... .... E dna --- ....... Boyish Thursday .... ..... N ora .... --- Permanent Friday ..... ...... L ucy .... ........ B ob Saturday --- ..... Charlotte .... ...... F lapper Sunday .... - .... Broke ......... Silent Night Ike- Did you hear that Miss Scullen is en- gaged? Mike- No. Who is the plucky man?,' Did you hurt your foot? No, I hurt my head but the bandage slipped. 1 I l V l I A L NL, QM... you rulel Liber-:Jul Y.-Luk tk.lJ.,? pil, f7.1.m, ft...5L...,. . In.. THE GAZETTE Teacher- We borrowed our numerals from the Arabs, our calendar from the Romans, and our banking from the Italians. Can anyone think of any other examples? Willie Willis- Our lawnmower from the Smiths, our snow shovel from the Joneses, and our baby carriage from the Dumps. oo An attorney who advertised for a chauffeur, when questioning a negro applicant, said: How about you, George, are you married? Naw, sir, naw, sir. Ah makes mah own living. - - 90 YEARS FROM NOW ' Heney Stehman- Mr. Hoch, I've made a lot of money. I want to do something for my university. Do you remember what class I excelled in? Professor- In my class you slept most of the time. Heney-- Well, I guess I'll have to endow a dormitory. Pete Clark- I want a pipe. Clerk- What kind? Pete- lt must have a short stem 'cause I'm short-windedf' Teacher- Use 'statue' in a sentence. Able- Ven I come in last night mine poppa says, 'Statue, Abie? ' 3 2 MERELY WANTED THE MATERIALS So you married my daughter thinking I'd pave the way for you in business. Is that it? Well-er-not exactly. I'll do the paving, but I thought you might furnish the rocks. Farmer- Hi, there! What are you doing in my cherry tree? Willie- Dere's a notice down dere to keep off de grass. Kitty was too small to play soldier with the other children, but she wanted to and set up an awful yell. Aw, let her play, said Willie. She can be the widows and orphans. oo Gerhard Glahn- I have a railroad radio now. Dickey- A railroad radio? G. G.- Yes, it whistles at every station. N. Fredericks- Why is your hat like the dis- tance from here to the candy store? S. Hitchens- Why? N. F.- It's over a block. oo M. McClure fat the circusi- Where are your peanuts? M. Zeigler- In the trunk M. McC.-What trunk? M. Z.- The elephant's trunk. Friend- What make of car have you? Mr. Diack- How should I know, I've never seen it. Mr. Messerly- So you took the boys for a ride last night. .George- Why-er-um-a- Mr. Messerly- It's all right, only one of them left his vanity case on the front seat. oo Why take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive. Mr. Hoch- How many ditches must a man dig before he can dig one well? 'Twas the night before pay-day And all through the jeans, I hunted in vain For the price of some beans. Not a quarter was there, Not even a jit, The kale was off duty, Milled edges had quit. Forward, tum forward, O time in thy Hight, Make it tomorrow, .lust for tonight. oo CAREFULLY PRESERVED Mrs. Coodheart- I am collecting for the church rummage sale. What do you do with your old clothes? Mr. Hardup- Oh, I hang them up carefully at night and put them on again in the morning. oo Helen McLaughlin- Will you always hold me like this. Calvin Sheasley- No-I'll show you a new one tomorrow night. I feel sorry for that fellow. llWhy?!7 He ate his salad with his spoon, and now he has to eat his soup with his fork. What do they make shoes with? Hide Why should I hide? Hide, Hide. The cow's outside. Let the old cow come. I ain't afraid. oo Miss Wagner- What is the most important date in history? Dominic Zanella-L'1909. Miss Wagner- Why is 1909 important? Dominic- That's when I was born. Miss Adams- Roland, your essay on My Big Brother is just like your sister's essay she gave me yesterday. Roland-Well, we both have the same brother. Compliments of Dr. Aubrey M. Kerns Optometrist 31 BELLEFONTE AVENUE Scientific Eye Service Compliments of F. J. EISEMANN Jeweler and Watchmaker 31 BELLEFONTE AVENUE udnr Hall CLOTHES 'uw College type For Young Men who want style- Tudor Hall are the Ideal Suits-the newest fabrics combined with excep- tional style and priced moderately. S24.50, S30.00, 535.00 HATS SHIRTS NECKWEAR Always Up to the Minute in Style Edward Hecht Kate Diack- My goodness, the engines over heated! Martha D.- Why don't you turn ofl the radia- tor Af Mr. Mayes- I'll give you a quarter if you prac- tice for an hour. Earl- I guess not. The neighbors offered me a dollar if I don't. SHOES and SLIPPERS Long WearALow Cost Plus Comfort ENDICOTT JOHNSON SHOE STORE BOTTORF BROTHERS IF IT'S DONE WITH HEAT You Can Do It Better With Gas Lock Haven Gas 6' Coke Company Clothes Worth Cheering For AT FOX BROS. Full Line of House Furniture and Furnishing Majestic Ranges Moore Parlor Heaters Estate Heatrola QLOSSNER BROS. 227 East Main Street The Style Center for Young Men IN Hart Schaffner SL Marx Clothes S25 and UP Eagle Shirts Mack Caps Snappy Dress Shoes Harry H. Wilson Money's Worth or Money Back STEVENSON'S Sporting Goods Store We have complete equipment for every Hunter, every Fisherman-every Player of every Sport. Also a full line of dog supplies H. A. Stevenson Main Street LOCK HAVEN, PA. Do you believe Coorgclwasllington never told a lie? Sure No one ever asked liim how many miles lie got on a gallon or liow far lie got on his radio. Yr-li, liut didn't lie ever go fishing? WONT HAPPEN AGAIN New Roomcrf When l left my last rooming house the landlady wept. Landlady- Well, I won't, because I always col- lect in advance. , Ag ,ru ,i.l ,, --'-'--'-i Q L 7 NW Y: :bl IW 3 E, ....... Fi, Yimmlilw -'Jil V ,' li 'H' fl .Qi 1 ,. li 2 gr itil wwaxmsxe The Lone Eagle Bulova, Gruen, Elgin, Waltham and Hamilton Watches Diamonds, Jewelry, Clocks and Silverware Montags Fashionable Writing Paper and Greeting Cards PRICED RIGHT AT 1-9l'IcEwen's jewelry Store 26 East Main Street LOCK HAVEN, PA. Get It at HEFFNER'S DRUGS TOILET ARTICLES SUNDRIES Schoots, Samoset and Martha Washington Candies We give you the Best Mer- chandise, the Best Prices and the Best Service Expert Prescription Service Edgar F. Hefner, Ph. G. The Quality Drug Store LOCK HAVEN, PA. AFTER GRADUATION WHY NOT make recreation your voca- tiong enjoy your work and give pleasure to othersg be healthy and happy and teach oth- ers to be the same? Such is the life and work of a teacher of physical education. SAVAGE SCHOOL For Physical Education Established 1890 A Normal School which prepares men and women to become teachers, directors and supervisors of physical education in schools, colleges, playgrounds, clubs, private institutions and industrial organizations. The curriculum includes practical instruction in all forms of athletics, gymnastics, games, dancing, swim- ming, dramatlcs and the like: also the essential courses in education, psychology, anatomy, physiology, hygiene and others, thoroughly covering the theory and practice of physical education. An Exceptionally Strong Faculty Catalogue Upon Request Increasing demand for teachers. Salaries higher than for grade teaching. Employment bureaus for students and graduates. Only a Limited Number of Students Will Be Admltted. Reglster Now for Class En- terlng on September 17th, 1928. DR. WATSON L. SAVAGE, President 308 West 59th Street, New York City Compliments of LI TZ'S Known for Our Low Prices COMPLETE OUTFITTERS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY Brown Funeral Home J. E. BROW Funeral Director MAIN STREET LOCK HAVEN, PA Benny lhome from his first day at schoolb- Mother, the teacher asked me a question today that no one in the room could answer but me. Mother lproudlyl- That's fine. What was it? Benny- She asked what our telephone num- ber is. MODERN METHODS Boy fin a new school, watching some electricians at workl- What are you doing? Electrician- Putting in an electric switch. Boy- Well, I'm going homeg it's bad enough by hand, to say nothing about a machine. Compliments of the ueen's Run Refractories Co. Incorporated LOCK HAVEN, PA. ORGANIZED 1836 LUMBER STRUCTURAL STEEL CLASTER'S Compliments of The ew Fallon Telephone Telephone Lock Haven Bellefonte H t I 9 4 0 8 0 e BUILDERS' SUPPLIES COAL Cop- You were doing 40 miles per hour. Mr. Hoch- What is life insurance? Don Shearer- Sh-h: Make it 60. I'm trying to Speed Hatter-J'It's keeping a man poor all his sell the blame thing. life. so he can die rich. ew York and Penns lvania Co. GENERAL OFFICES 200 Fifth Avenue, New York City, N. Y. '33 MILLS: LOCK HAVEN, PA. JOHNSONBURG, PA. WELLSBORO, N. Y. Miss Gillespie- Well, I liked Paris, but the best John Slenker- A penny for your thoughts. part of the whole thing was the trip over. Don't Bill Slenker- You cheap skate, I was thinking miss that, whatever you do, if you go to Europe. about a million dollars. -' I3 'f. C ff-5....,r. i . L , air o m We Serve the Ladies Also We invite the ladies to come to our barber shop for their hair cutting and trimming and perma- nent waving. We are specially equipped to ren- der a prompt and satisfactory service. When you or the children require tonsorial attention you will find us ready to serve you. We have a chart that shows the very latest modes of bobbing, cutting and trimming. Come to the SANITARY BARBER SHOP SAM VOCUOLO, Prop. Phone 9795 86 We lQxow How , owls I R Dl1YC'l:gZHNEl2S DYv:n.s Call 999 BELLEFONTE AVENUE MAX J. LIPEZ Always Reliable Wearing Apparel for Men, Women and Children SHOES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY Bollefonte Avenue and Church Street LOCK HAVEN, PA. BLAKE Sw. BRUNGARD Hardware The Home of Good Tools ' Carey Roll Roofing and Shingles DuPont's Duco Finish Allentown Portland Cement Quality-Service-Satisfaction Bell Phone-362 2 East Main Street CDr. A. Prieson Co. ROBERT L. MYERS, P.D. Imported and Domestic Toiletries PERFUMES, POWDERS, COMPACTS, Etc. Expert Prescriptionists 100QEAS'1' MAIN STREET Reuben Hurwitz Wholesale and Retail AUTO SUPPLIES 315 North Grove Street Where You Can Buy Everything for Your Car is OW! sinking. Captain- All is lost, we can not save the ship. Moses- Do you hear wot he says, Ikey, the ship Ikey-- Vell, let it zink. Wot ve care? Ve don't 1 it. Teacher- The sentence, 'My father had money is in the past tense. Now, Mary, what tense would you be speaking in, if you said, 'My father has QU, money . Mary- Pretense.i, Lock Haven Silk Mill E. W. CARLSON jflnrist Bell Phone 53-R Member of the Florists' Telegraph Delivery Association 6 BELLEFONTE AVENUE CBURKETT BROS. Newspapers and Books Stationery and Magazines MAIN STREET EVEN TUALLY You will deal at Lock Haven's shopping center WHY NOT NOW? We invite the Students to form a mutually pleasing friendship by shopping at mith SL Winter DEPARTMENT STORE Anthony Yost- Something's wrong. The gear- shift doesn't work. Betty Roberts- Thais not the gear-shift. That's my knee. Mr. Cummings- Whats an example of wasted energy? Byron Brickley- Telling a hair-raising story to a bald-headed man. he usic Qhop ELLIS B. SHAFFER Victor Edison Brunswick Phonographs and Records I Kimball Pianos String Instruments and Sheet Music ZENITH-FADA-CROSLEY Widman SL Teah, Inc. DRUGGISTS Corner Bellefonte Avenue and Church Street Lock Haven's Only Cut Rate Drug Store Careful, Conscientious Prescription Service WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS The Harvey Pharmacy Established 1846 jacob Brown SL Son The Old Reliable Grocer We Appreciate Your Orders MAIN STREET LOCK HAVEN, PA. Dr. A. W. Bauman Doctor of DENTAL SURGERY '23 East Main Street LOCK HAVEN, PENNA. Use the Best Films Eastman's GET THEM HERE LEAVE THEM HERE The SWOPE STUDIO KELLER'S Style and Quality SHOES OXFORDS SLIPPERS The Newest Styles K E L L E R ' S Mary Simon- That man is awful tight. Emily Stehman- Why? Mary- He got married on the 29th of Febru- ary so that his wedding anniversary only comes once in four years. Teacher- Do we eat the flesh of the whale? QSY 97 Scholar es, . Teacher- And what do we do with the bones? Scholar- We leave them on the side of the plate. SEE H. F. Hanna Agency REALTORS ruga n For Electric Refrigerators, Parlor Insurance in Every Form Furnaces, Toys, Paints, Glass, Oils, Etc. Phone 400 AVENUE HARDWARE STORE E . E . WE NTZ Occident Flour a Specialty Compliments of 7 R s t r Dairy-Poultry-Horse-Hog O e S FEEDS Bellefonte Avenue Lock Haven, Pa. 89 SUGAR BOWL HOME-MADE CANDY and ICE CREAM LIGHT LUNCHES l S UGA R B O WL R . S . K I F T CIVIL ENGINEER 9 East Water Street Lock Haven, Pa. Italian Supply Co. Headquarters for Olive Oil, Macaroni, Etc. Main Street LOCK HAVEN, PA. J. F. TORSELL QUALITY SHOE REPAIRING Bellefonte Avenue LOCK HAVEN, PA. Stranger- l'm a man of few words. Mr. Barrick- l'm married, toof' - - Hickoryw- What's the technical word for snor - -,H mg. Nut- Sheet musiclw No, no, Maiedie-Astronomy has nothing to with football and film stars. Issey- What would you do if a horse fell i your bathtub? Ike- l'd pull the plug out! 1864 1928 When You Come to a Business Cross-Road! 11 If we can help you to choose the right turning at one of the many cross- roads of your business life we would consider it a duty and a pleasure to do our best for you. ll Helping in your business difficulties is a part of our workg part of our ob- ligation to this communityg part of our service to you. 11 We will Welcome the opportunity to further your success through the use of our various services. The First National Bank OF LOCK HAVEN, PA. A Bank of Safety and Service Since 1864 Clinton Trust Company LOCK HAVEN, PA. Cordially invites you to visit their remodeled and enlarged banking offices Designated Depository of Commonwealth of Pennsylvania Lock Haven School District City of Lock Haven, Pa. Central State Normal YOUR BUSINESS CORDIALLY SOLICITED Conducts the School Savings System for the Lock Haven Schools, also Christmas Savings Club Mr. Martin- How is that you failed this sub- Judge- I line you 351.10 for beating your wife. jew? Prisoner- I don't object to the dollar, but Ellis Martin- I had an absent-minded professor what'S the 3.10 f0r?,' and he forgot to pass me. .ludge- Thais the federal tax on amusemenlsln 'llock Tffaven Ernst Company THE LARGEST AND FINEST BANK IN CLINTON COUNTY '33 Member of The Federal Reserve System '25 JOIN OUR CHRISTMAS SAVINGS CLUB 91 QLOQPUS Q Eg ,W OPTICAL PEOPLE and DIAMOND MERCHANTS Select a Lifetime Gift for Graduation at Ploof's Compliments of Dr. C. McCullough The Gazette Wishes to extend its thanks to the ADVER- TISERS Who have sup- ported it during the past year. Their support is worthy of the patronage of the student body. Advertisers - We Thank You! Maurine- Oucl1l I humped my crazy hone. Flossie-- Oli, well, comb your hair right and the bump won't show. Harry- I never saw such dreamy eyes! Dureda- You never stayed so late. Any part of the city for 50 cents, yelled the taxi driver. You can't string me again, retorted Silas. I bought the city hall last week and they woulcln't give it to me. Lock Haven's Show Place of Favored Fashions f088 ' SUCC SSOP. TO if Hcchfs omans Shop LOCK. HAVEN.PA. xif,Qv5:f-ff if East Main Street LOCK HAVEN, PA. Compliments of Pennsylvania Power SL Light Co. Main Street LOCK HAVEN, PA. lllli Boston Ciilllly lllllllllill REFRESHING DRINKS Home-Made Ice Cream and Candies Q4 LIGHT LUNCHES 101 EAST MAIN STREET LOCK HAVEN, PA. Kuppenheimer Clothes Knox Hats I. S. Hurwitz EAST MAIN STREET LOCK HAVEN, PA. Bridge 8: Smith fSuccessors to L. G. Rearickj Dealers in Furniture-Carpets-Stoves Everything for the Home 13-23 Bellefonte Avenue LOCK HAVEN, PA. Service in Student Supplies AT arboe's Tl We carry a line of stock suitable for High School Students, including: Le- faux Note Books, I-P Loose Leaf, Scrap Books, Crepe Paper, Stationery, Books, etc. We pay special attention to the ordering of items you are not able to get here in Lock Haven for your needs. 131 EAST MAIN STREET What are you doing at a Klan meeting, lkey- you canit join. I don't vant to join. I vant to talk to the fel- low who buys the sheets. Mistress- I saw the milkman kiss you this morning. l'll take the milk in myself after this. The Maid- lt won't do any good, mum. He promised to kiss nobody except mef, BETTER STYLES BETTER SERVICE LOWER PRICES Leaders in Footwear KLEWANS' Shoe Store See Our Window Display Rinella Bros. STORES Corner Main and Vesper Streets and Bellefonte Avenue FRUITS and VEGETABLES in and out of Season Headquarters for Fancy Fruit Baskets Wiedhahnjewelry Co. Established 1855 Diamonds Watches, Jewelry and Silverware L. H. H. S. 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