Liverpool High School - Hiawathan Yearbook (Liverpool, NY)

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t E t i tlfonnd an Jeannette Bimlirlfs registration rardj Question: Give your parent's name. Answer: Mama and Papa. O Ufiss lleid W explaining a diflicnlt problem to the Soplzornoresj Now watch the board carefully, and l'l,I, go through it again. O Mr. Howard: Now we find that x is equal to vw O. julia Segal: Oh, geel All that work for nothing. I Miss Heid: QTO boy sitting idly in school during writing tirnej Tom, why are you not writing? Thomas O'Malia: l ain't got no pen. l-leid: XYhere's your grammar? Tom: f'She's dead. U tflzfcrlzerzrtl in study lzallj A junior: How about a sheet of paper? A lfreshmanz lYhat do you think you are, a Senior? A junior: Oh no, l'm just practicing up for next year. ' George Gilson - lf you'll only be mine l promise to treat you like an angel. Marv 4 But I don't want to be treated that way. l would prefer something to eat and wear. ' I june Parks ton boat on Washington lripj f Captain, what shall I do if l get seasick? 'Captain A Don't you worry about that. You'll do it. Ulf. Balin in General Science Classj 'flivery day we breathe oxygen. Xllhat do we breathe at night, Karyl? Karyl Trautmann - Nitrogen. O Miss Frank tin English Classj: XVillard, use the word boycott in a sentence. Willard: It rained that night and the boycott an awful cold. C Mrs. Reed - XVhat was the Sherman act? Smart Pupil v Marching through Georgia. 0 Frosh - Oh, l have an idea! Soph - Beginner's luck. I Dad - Your conduct is terrible, young lady, and I must remind you that l am your father. A certain Sophmore e You aren't going to scold me for that, are you, daddy? I Freshman - My ancestry dates back to before the days of Charlemagne. How old is your family? Senior v l really can't say. You see, all our family records were lost in the flood. C A Liverpool mother was very much put out because the teacher insisted on a written excuse explaining her son's absence from school follow- ing a severe snowstorm. XYhereupon the mother sat down and dashed off the following note: Dear Miss Teacher: Little lfddie's legs are 14 inches longg the snow was 18 inches deep. Very truly yours, Mrs. ........ ' Page Twenty-seven

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Freshman Ambitious - Confd Thomas O'Malia Tommy -To keep up with Matt. Fred Seward Seward wTo dream without being considered lazy. joe Selinsky Joe -To sleep in English class. Earl Sass Sass -To ask Mr. Howard questions he can't answer. Karyl Trautman Bottle -To be called bottle but not to resemble one. jean Weller Jeanie -To make Lois Beebe jealous. Rexford NVrigl1t 'A Rex -To be with Pat. Robert Yager Bob -To get fat so that Evelyn can't tease him. Ruth Fath Rufus7'-To learn to talk louder. William Wrobel A'Bill -To be a big, bad sailor man. David Henes 'LDave -To be as bright as his sister. Ralph Pitcher L' Ralph -To be funny. - Donald Kraushaar Don -To be Harold's guardian. june Damon junie -To lctep track of Cath- erine Cane. Mildred Yehle H Mill -To beat Helen Milliken. What Would Happen If Fred Seward shrunk? Rex Wright kept his feet under his desk? Robert Dingman turned athletic? Jean Weller decided to be Stuck Up ? Jerry McCurdy let Miss Heid get a word in edgewise? Roderic Ross became angelic? Anna Bednarski lost her temper? Priscilla Haydon didn't talk about the boys Mathew Kenny didn't go to 207 for just continually? one night? A Freshmanfs Interpretation of Girls DAMES I think that I shall never see A dame who is cosmetic free, A dame who never tries To paint her big, blue eyes. One who doesn't paint her nails As if she put it on in pails. I like dames you see, But none like this VVill ever land mel just A Freshman -,Mi Rare Regents Replies 1. The change which occurs when water 3. The sign etc. is used to make people believe you know more than you really do. becomes ice is the price. . . 4. A dogwood tree is a tree that sounds like 2. The skeleton is what's left after the in- a dog when it Creaks' i sides have been taken out and the outsides 5, The human ear is what makes people taken off. hear. , Page Twenty-six

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Mr. Reed to Physics Class - Yes, television is advancing by leaps and bounds. We may have it before another year. Student - How nice! I have always wanted to see what static looks like. Traveling friend of the family - Yes sir, Mr. Hamlin, when we were in Egypt we visited the pyramids. Some of the stones were literally covered with hieroglyphics. Mary Hamlin - I hope none of them got you. They say some of those foreign insects are just terrible! C Business Man - Young man, my time is worth exactly 35100 a minute but I will give you ten minutes of it. john Karl Cafter an adj - Never mind the interview. If it is all the same to you I'LL just take the cash for the time you'll save. At the end of the school term prizes were awarded. When one of the pupils returned home his mother chanced to be entertaining some callers. Well, Charles, said the mother, did you get a prize? I didn't exactly get a prize, responded Charles, but I did get a horrible mention. O Parlez vous francais? Huh? CSlowly and distinctlyj Parlez vous francais? I don't get you. Do you speak French? Oh, yes, yes: of course. I Phyllis - I want to open an account with the bank. Cashier - Do you want a savings or checking account? Phyllis - Neither. I want a charge account like I have at the department stores. Have You Ever Seen The Seniors with their lessons done? Henry Meloling's hair parted? Chester Oeinck on time for school? Marjorie Glahn sitting still? Marie Kenny not in the library? Herman Yehle not trying to be funny? George Kesel not studying? Ellen Keefe excited? Virginia Cole not talking? Willard Bahn writing poetry? Clair Castor not typing? 207 empty at dismissal? john Karl not excited over something? jimmy Kraushaar not being a good sport? A Freshman quiet? Bill Chuby not being the Perfect Gentle- man ? Seniors not annoying Mr. Howard? Betty Pease with nothing to do? Teachers not signing passes between classes? 8th period type hall empty? Betty Michaels not smiling? Lena not fighting with Herman? Laura Fath with her lessons not done? Miss Frank not ready to help the juniors? Books That Could Be Written What I Don't Know ................. ............... ............. .... M a r jorie Glahn How Not to Wash Dishes .... Poetry for The Girls ..... Late to School .......... Washington in '37 ..... Salesmanship ..........., Hints to Future Cooks... The Life of An Editor ,....... How to Annoy The Girls ...... The Science of Passing Notes .... Page Twenty-eight . . . .Henry Meloling . . . . . .Clair Castor . . .Chester Oeinck . . . .Senior Class ......john Karl . . . .Loretta Duerr ..................MaryAdams ...................GeorgeIrving . . . . Betty Pease'and Marg Wackerle