Litchfield High School - Talon Yearbook (Gadsden, AL)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENTS I, Sean Akin, being of sound mind and body, leave my guitar and my first aid kit, including alcohol and various medicines, to Chris Kelly, whom will benefit totally, man. I, Anthony Bailey, being of sound mind and fine body, do hereby beaueath my sensitive and quiet nature to all the underclassmen. I, Reba Barlow, being of sound mind and great body, leave my job at Mickey D's to any dumb person that wants it. We, Cindy Bishop and lonlyn Nation, leave our abili- ty to get lost and run over curbs at Goodyear to Sonya Underwood and Connie Tolleson. I, Hoyt Blanton, being of sound mind and body, hereby leave my collection of bar tabs to Donnie Spray. P S. Please pay. I, Benny Blaylock, being of sound mind and body, leave my blue Toyota and ail my other material possessions. I, Eluard Bonner, being of highly intellectual mind and sexy body, leave my good looks to all the female underclassmen who so thoroughly adore watching me. I, Rosalind Boswell, being of sound mind and ex- tremely sexy body, leave my looks and charm to all female underclassmen. I, Connie Burke, do hereby leave my place in P.E. class to anyone who feels physical. I, Mary Calhoun, am sorry to leave my precious say- ing Good Morning” to the 1985-86 SGA Chaplain and my 65 pounds to Miss Camp for worrying about me. I, Rory Calhoun, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave my guard position to Steve Leach. I, loey Carmack, being of sound mind and body, am leaving — Thank you lesus! I, Robby Clay, being of sound mind and body, leave my infinite wisdom and good conduct in Mrs. Burke's room to Glenn Graves. I, Becky Cole, being of sound mind and body, leave to Amy Grape, my books and to Lisa Griffith, all of Rock-n-Roll I, Gwen Crocton, being of sound mind and body, hereby leave my knowledge to my brother Walter and my good looks to my sister Brenda. I, Barry Dykes, being of sound mind and bruised body, leave my humor, looks, and charm to a person who needs it worse than I do, Mr. Owens. We, Cindy Floyd and Anne Marie Patrick, do hereby leave our keen vision to all the girls left in the band. I, Pangela Gadson, will my brains and talent to some lucky person who will be following in my footsteps in the future. I, Valerie Garth, being of sound mind and fine body, leave to my brother, Valdis, my brains, and to the senior class of '86, Mrs. Burke. I, terry Hillman, being of sound mind and extremely fine body, do hereby leave this school to all of the underclassmen. Have fun! I, Todd Warren Howie, do hereby say out of sound mind and body, leave all of my Izod collection to the students at LHS that wear and have Polo accessories. I, Theodore Hudson, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave my Mozart tapes to |ohn Miller and my watch to Mrs. Burke. I, Joseph Huff, being of sound mind and body, hereby leave Litchfield High School fully intact. I, Lecretia Hughley, being of sound mind and perfect body, leave my intelligent mind to George Hughley. I, Cindy Igou, being of lost mind and lazy body, do hereby leave my ability to do The Bird” to Coach D, since he'll miss his version so much. I, Gail lackson, bequeath my late slips to Mr. Owens, my Burger King bag to Elizabeth Humphrey, and my ability to stay out of trouble to Stacy and Tracy Mason. I, lames lacobs, being of sound mind and terrific body, leave all of my abilities to shoot the hoop” to my son, Van Smith. Make daddy proud! I, lohn lacobs, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath my dancing ability to Mario Jackson, my cool personality to Patrick Steward and my Members Only” jacket to Angie Parker. I, Deluan lames, being of sound mind and short body, do hereby leave my statistician job to Darrell Hood I, Anthony lenkins, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave. I, Rhonda lenkins, being of sound mind (?) and body, do hereby leave any extra air that I have floating around inside my head to my little sister, Dana Hathcock. 108

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I, Lee lohnson, hereby declare that I will leave my great taste in women, cars, and stereos to Greg (Egg) Allred, as I depart from LHS. I, Sophia lohnson, being of sound mind and fine body, leave my ways with men to Montrina Majors, maybe she won't fall in love so quickly. I, Angela ludd, being of not so sound mind, but great body, hereby leave all my worldly possessions to lamie Hilyer (personal things not included). I, Andrew (Cricket) Kelley, being out of mind and prepared to party, do hereby leave. I, the honorable joe King I, do hereby leave my great strength and ability to limmy Otwell. I, Anna Leach, being of sound mind and fine body, do hereby leave all my cheerleading ability to john- jalene Woods and my popularity to my fine and sweet brother, Steve. I, Greg Lyles, with sound mind and good looks, do humbly leave all my experience with women to lamie Hilyer, maybe he'll learn something. I, Veronica Lorraine Macon, being of intellectual mind and fabulous body, do hereby bequeath myself to anyone who is so unlucky to not have been born Miss America. I, lohn McClendon, being in almost sound mind and body, leave my lifetime membership to the Zoo to Mike B. and lack G. I, Greg McDonald, being insane, leave to the class of '85 memorial museum, a can of shaving cream, one Burger King sack and a crushed can of Budweiser. I, Sonia Moman, being of sound mind (?) and body, do hereby leave my long legs to Tammy Burke. Wear them well! I, Kelley Morrison, being of sound mind and cur- vaceous body, leave my dancing ability to Laniece Barkley, my experience to Sloan Bunton, and my dirty sorority jersey to Denise White. I, Phillip Muskett, being of insane mind and sleepy body, leave my Burger King sack and personalized sleeping desk in Mrs. Burke's room to Sidney Patterson. I, Donna Little Pittman, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave my status of dumb blonde to Kristin Kilgore and my collection of jewelry to Daryl Baker. I, lames Pope, hereby declare that I will hereafter continue to party, listen to hard rock, and watch girls. I leave LHS partying to Clay, Sidney and Daniel. I, Traci Rice, do hereby leave my Datsun to Areatha Harris. I would leave her my great knowledge and im- perialistic skills but she wouldn't know how to use them. I, Tonja Rogers, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave my briefcase to Sandra Sayles, she'll need it. I, Alicia Ross, being of a great sound mind and equal- ly great body, will my ability to blush to Alisia Harden. I, Felicia Sayles, being with sound mind and cute face, do hereby promise to leave LHS and to never return. I, Marty Silvey, being of noisy mind and body, hereafter give a solemn oath never to gamble against a don't unless I'm rolling. I, Steve Smith, being of intellectual mind and body, leave my athletic ability, charm, and good looks to my brothers, Van and Victor.. . and all my women to Jeff Washington. I, Kristi Stafford, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave all the responsibility of taking care of the health of the teachers to next year's SGA President. I, Mike Stith, do hereby leave my great ability of sleeping to anybody that wants to get through Ms. Burke's class. I, Cola Taylor, leave my great sense of humor to all juniors, who will need it in Economics. I, Nedra Thomas, being of sound mind and body, leave my job at Consumer to my sister and my life sav- ings to LHS's gym department. I, Yolanda ' De De Thomas, being of intellectual mind and fabulous body, do hereby bequeath my cute looks and exquisite taste to those who are less fortunate. I, lulle Vandegrift, being of sound mind and body, hereby bequeath my sore feet and worn-out band shoes to all future Litchfield band members and the yellow chairs I sit in. I, Todd Waite, being of tired mind and body, do hereby leave the rest of my patience to Mrs. Burke, since she has already taken most of it anyway. I, Terri Washington, having a fine mind and body, hereby leave all my giggles and laughter to anyone who needs them. I, Rod Weems, being of absent mind and body, leave my unused accounting books to Mr. Owens, whom I love and adore so very much. I, Don Whitman, who can't drive 55, do hereby leave a plea of NOT GUILTY to all crimes that I have been accused of I, LaShunda Williams, being of atrocious mind and gorgeous body, do hereby bequeath it to anyone who is not as fortunate to look as fine as I. 109