Litchfield High School - Talon Yearbook (Gadsden, AL)

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Valedictorian Bruce Watford Salutatorian Fred Williams Top Ten — Bruce Watford. Fred Williams, Todd Smith, Gina Bruce, Richard Garmon, Heath Johnson, Phillip Gramling, Sherita Isom, Jeff Britton, Suzanne Flowers, and Tommy Stanley. 115

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The United Midgets of America have named new co-persons as their leaders — Stacy Wiemann and Tina Hughley. Former classmate Jay Cooper is finally a giant in his own right. He is the first person under five feet tall to fly in outer space. Three of our former classmates are on this week’s bestseller’s list: Rudy Borgersrode with his newest book entitled How To Write a Research Paper and Jeff McRae with his award winning 101 Places to Get a Passion Mark. Look out Harlequin, here comes still competition from Melinda Bailey and her new line of romance books entitled Bailey’s Romances. Congratulations are in order for Johna Hooks and Allen Under- wood for regaining the World Tag-Team Championship. You are all invited to their next match tomorrow morning at 8:00 in the Litchfield parking lot. Be there! After many years of trying to get into the Army, Kim Rawls has finally passed the ASVAB. Dressing in camouflage mini- skirts and hot pink pumps during fatigue inspection, Kim Smith and Cindy Whisenant have final- ly given cause for the dishonorable discharges they received from the U.S. Army. Furnishing the music for our 1994 reunion is none other than the “Q’s”; Oscar Young, Trent Hardy, Derek James, Derrick Powell, and Michael Thomas. They have formed a group called the “Desk Beaters” and are tour- ing the country as the next new- wave group of the century. Rush down to the nearest theatre to catch former classmate Scott Gregory in his first feature film. Scott has been cast in the new Star Wars sequel “The Reincar- nation of Yoda.” Joining the ranks of professional football players for the Gadsden Gophers is none other then Steve Holcomb. After years of turmoil, Kala Sizemore has finally learned she can't fall in love with every guy she meets. Joe Adams and Laura Marshall have landed parts on the hit daytime soap “All My Children.” Sweet Laura is por- traying Liza Colby and Joe is the cast in the role of Tad Martin. The Reverend Craig “Brillo” Tumlin finally has his own televi- sion show broadcasting the “Moonie Religion” across the airways for all to see. This is a sad day for our former classmate Heath Johnson. He has been disinherited by his family for not being as successful as the rest of his family, especially his uncles. Things are very confusing around the households of Charlotte Gray, Angela Gray, Charlotte Smith, and Angela Norman. They have each named their daughters either Angela or Charlotte. Introducing the most phenomenal hairstyling school ever in the big city of Gadsden are Darnella Moseley, Rita Hughley, Shawn Patillo, Sophia Woods and Jennifer Jackson. They have just recently opened the “Wild and Willie,” styling all types of hair. Diane Daniels and Deborah Sayles are on the cover of Glamour Magazine for the month of May, 1994. Con- gratulations, you famous glamour girls! After years of modeling school, Rosemari Jemison has finally landed her first job — modeling used clothes at Boman's Salvage. Some drastic changes have come about in the lives of Darin Pope and Suzanne Flowers. Darin is now a preacher, and Suzanne is a punk rocker. After years of playing the field, Sherita Isom has finally realized that Vernon is the love of her life. Jill Herring has settled down and married the man of her dreams — Garfield. Want to learn about the works of nature in the animal kingdom? Well, Katrina Butts has her own wildlife safari. All the animals are wild and carefree — just like Katrina. Joining the ranks of professional volleyball players are Olivia Mc- Cloud and Angela Wilson. Together they form the deadly “Smash Duo. A new professional women’s basketball team is in the plann- ing. Joyce Wilson and Sylvia Coats have joined forces to form the “Weezy Wildcats.” We have another member of the Barn Yard Hall of Fame with us tonight. Now a famous cheerleader with the Dallas Cowboys is Nellie Jo Hester. Voted the most talkative person in the world, Bonnie Haley has replaced Howard Cosell on the ABC sports network. Green Valley Raceway’s most popular racers are none other than former classmates Todd Lumpkin, Bryan Crane, and Gina Bruce. Today is a happy day for Theotis French and Vernon Hutchinson. They have finally found the perfect people — their reflections. After his brief course in com- puter science at L.H.S., Danny Cox is nowa computer wizard. Making his home on the range, Mike Mitchell and his wife and family are now cattle farmers in the big country of Attalia. Congratulations go out to Kathy Hunter for being named Miss Teensee Weensee of 1994. She won this honor by having the smallest waistline in America. After always being late for school, Anthony Sandridge and Joel Glass were the first two to show up tonight for our ten year reunion. The following people were unable to attend our ten year reunion because we have lost contact with them over the years; Charles Byers, Valinda Boose, Rodney Houser, and Allen Perkins.

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