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Have you ever wondered what the 1982 Seniors will be doing ten years from now? Well, listen to this ... “Sister” Judy Barger now owns and operates her own ski-boat marina. Damon Douthard is now the featured flipper and super somersaulter for the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus, while Alisha Cox, after years of trying, is the featured fat lady. Jeff Nabors is now co-starring on the Richard Simmons Show. Marietta Boley, now a cadet at Westpoint, continues to cheer for Navy at the annual Army-Navy game. Traci Ford is now living in Jacksonville teaching professional flag and rifle twirling. Pam Alford now owes $500.00 in Pi Delta Phi back dues. John Duncan has broken up with his girlfriend for the one millionth time. Regina Tarver, known as Lady Thunderbird, has finally flown the coop to join Donna Macon, Mrs. Boonesfarm, at the 20 Grand. They wanted to have a bash of a time. Tommy Gilmore has finally fulfilled his lifelong dream of becoming the “Magic Burger King.” Toni Hanson and Julie Tinker are now the featured entertainment at Captain D’s. They wrestle with anyone who buys the seafood platter. Lisa Brown is now volleyball coach at the Birmingham Zoo. Cindi Patterson recently hocked her collection of guys’ class rings in order to put down the mortgage on a Hollywood man- sion. Bill Allen, personal friend of Jack Daniels, now owns and operates his own combination dance studio and still. Gina Clayton is still asking for directions to her house. Alfonza Baker is still washing the styrofoam cups in Litchfield’s lunchroom while James Baker saves the tea. Mark Cole is still living in his brother’s shadow. Carlton Drew is now a tour guide at the Grand Canyon. He drives tourists up and down the canyon on his mule! Lawrence Brown is still trying to be an athlete at L.H.S. Greg Coats and Darnell Hughley are the featured soloists for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Allen Endress is still being called “Stud,” although no one knows why. Kim Jester is now busy training her 10 kids to be professional volleyball players. Barbara Mallard is still President of the Trent Norton Fan Club. Wayne McCain has designed a new line of fashions specializing in plaids. After many years of working for his Master’s in mathematics, Todd Crawford Glassco is now starring on Captain Kanga- roo as the Dancing Bear. Penni Nash now lives in Idaho and is the sole owner and operator of Nashed Potatoes, Inc. Sheila Garrison is presently playing on the defensive line of the Dallasw Cowboys with Too Tall Jones. Betty Glover is now working for the Nike Shoe Co. She designs airholes for tennis shoes. Dr. John Hanson has made his first million in which $999,900 came from his own family. Brenda Hadden has taken up her high school hobby as her career. She is now a professional camper, even though she doesn’t know what the inside of her tent looks like. Everytime Anthony Goodwin and Keith Hathcock buy a new car, both are identical in every way. Roslyn Hardy is still taking underclassmen into the horn room. David “Cupid Saxon now does Dorito commercials and samples every bag. On November 10,1989, Cassandra “Sand” Thomas was seen in public wearing clothes that did not match. Jackie Tuck is the coordinator of the Pizitz Teen Board. Perry “Tree” Underwood is now a professional light bulb changer for General Electric. Loretha Woods finally received her lifelong wish. She works at General Hospital delivering meals. Robin Stewart, who is still “fine” after all these years, has joined the Marines and spending her free weekends in Auburn. Greg Faulkner is now filling the cradle instead of robbing it. Paul Fulmer is now making a living collecting insurance money for stolen stereos. Denise Dugger is now modeling Crazy Legs pantyhose. Tony Farmer is now starring in the new premiere of Gomer “Funk” Pyle. Rosita Hudson recently made her first million from her famous Biff Burger restaurant. Tammy Hicks is still “Just Looking” the truant officer straight in the eyes. Greg Fuller is now co-hosting Hee Haw along with Junior Samples. Todd Douthard, Mike Jenkins, and David Williams were caught modeling duck suits for GQ (gone quacky). Keith Kidd is still a real square. 126
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Brenda Jackson is still “high” up there after all these years. Steven Jones got lost while hunting and hasn’t been heard from since. Regina Mackey has been forced to join HRA (Harlequin Romance Anonymous) to reform herself so she can begin a new series in life. Willie Jemison has now retired from Litchfield High School. Scott “Rah” Fuller, to date, has told 3,422 girls he loved them, and doesn’t remember any of it. Luster Jackson is still trying to figure out how to spell his name. Tony Johnson is now being used as the official Olympic Torch. On June 5,1982, Karen Kelly received, along with her army socks and hat, her draft notice. She immediately hitchhiked to Canada and is complaining of a lack of Asian males. Johna Preston is now a taxi cab driver in New York City and makes extra money by impersonating Broadway Joe Namath. Cindy Scales has recently been named one of the ten best dressed women in America for the sixth consecutive year. Karen Steger got rich hocking her engagement rings. Cathy Davidson is a photographer of cadavers at Collier Butler Funeral Home. Donna Kirkland finally had a dream come true. She plays on Mrs. Buttram’s basketball team, shooting paper free throws in the garbage cans. Eric Rudolph is playing baseball for Turkeytown. Sandy Salvador is now working for Delta Airlines flying their B-52 bombers. Her motto is “Fly Delta Fly.” Ernest Taylor now plays football for Gadsden State Junior College and is late for every game. We always thought Tony Snow was perfect, but he has yet to shoot a deer. Paul Little is now owner of Paul’s Poodle Perm. Traci Baker, who is still wearing her braces, is now a “silent” partner in the Baker Piano Organ Company. Cissy Gray, due to her outstanding body development, has replaced Lou Ferrigno as the “Incredible Hulk.” Wayne Watts, now a DJ at the local skating rink, is still broke. Carolyn Veasy, Vernell Thomas, and Lindy Weatherly still aren’t happy with the way things go at Litchfield. Jay Nelson was recently looking through a magazine and saw his Homeroom Angel,” Tonja Smith, in the centerfold. Curtis Fuller is now the leading soprano for the Rex Humbard Family Singers. Beverly Jackson is still announcing, “I’m a quittin’!” Mickey “Slim” Smith is now a famous hypnotist and speaks to Psychology classes. Lynn Townsel is now parking cars at the “Graveyard.” Mindi Robinson has opened a men’s clothing store with second hand clothes which were returned to her by ex-boyfriends. Teresa Howze and Earnestine Williams still work in the office at Litchfield. Although Ray Mullinax has gotten over his crush on the 1982 head cheerleaders, his heart has yet to mend over his absence in action shots of LHS football games. Ellen Thomas is now a professional hole digger. Jeff Stith is still falling in love with “soon to be married” women. Clarissa Horton, Toney Hughly, Ocie Hope, and Mitchell Williams now star on the Gong Show as live mannequins. Sally Tubb is now co-owner and operator of Mike’s Mechanics located behind Beaird’s Florist. Connie Panell finally got a piece of birthday cake — her own! Kevin Muskett was recently involved in a near fatal drowning accident while speaking at a PTA meeting. Kim Lindsey is now one of the best players of the Harlem Globetrotters. John Smith is still in the habit of falling in love at the movies. Tina Wooten still cries about a different boy every day. Mitchell Brown is now in outer space searching for some unknown galaxy. John Green is still wearing his letterman jacket. Cindy Jacobs is still getting stuck with a lot of work from her boss. Alvin Calloway has just cut a record of a medley of pre-devotional tunes. Iphadella English has moved to Philadelphia to raise her own brood of 1001 Dellamanians. Dana Smith is now the unknown voice of Templeton the rat on Charlotte’s Web. Brad Casey has recently opened up a chain of Japanese restaurants. Mark Black now manages the Big “S” Pig Ranch. 127
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