Linden High School - Cynosure Yearbook (Linden, NJ)

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You won't be working long though, Marion. A pleasant surprise is in store for you: Congratulations. Ken Weinert, who has just finished Writing the newest Great American Novel, is coming home after an extended world tour. Lottie Rosenband is in charge of the typing and filing in a girls' employment office. Albina Skladal is making a great success in the field of commercial art. Katherine Skolsky is working in the office of a large Trans-Atlantic steamship line, and Lillian Vordentharem has just been promoted to the position of private secretary to an influential railroad magnate. Once again the clouds are rolling together. Far off to the East a rainbow is form- ing. Many bright beams of light stream out from this gloriously hued arc. In the reflection, I can see Walter Rothery winning his laurels as a guard on the Ranger's hockey team. Pauline Pacher is emulating her radio confrere as a singer of sweet songs. Lillian Hadley is chief dietitian of the United States Health Bureau. Jake Wilner is busy installing the new television radio sets invented and perfected by Edgar F leischmann. Edgar is also the unofficial holder of the hundred-yard swimming record. Clem Danish is industriously working as a golf pro for the Sunnyside Gardens Golf Club. Beatrix Farkas is winning great honor for herself as the foremost woman athlete in the United States. The firm of Brodman, Finkelstein, and Mroziuk is making a great success in the brokerage business. William Engel is now the chief electrical engi- neer of the Edison laboratories in Germany. Mildred Ainge is smiling and seems very happy. No wonder! She is the head librarian in one of our finest colleges. Solomon Kominetsky is putting on his makeup for the matinee performance of his new song- and-dance hit, entitled The Happy Sap. The play is now billed for a four month's run in Adolph Garbusch's new Broadway theatre. Adolph is talking to a group of movie stars. Surely that can't be Beatrice Levine. It is! Bee is the new talking- picture sensation. Her fan mail rivals that of the now inconspicuous Rudy Vallee. Beside her is Joe Mrozek, the new Mammy singer. Well, welll Stephen Zukowsky is a successful architect. He lives in a beautiful home in the Ozark Foothills. Lena Zirlin and Ida Tamaroff are in business together. They have just opened a very beautiful salon where the most fashionable Paris gowns can be bought at positively the highest prices in New York City. as ue in There was a sudden deafening roar. The sun disappeared from my view. My entire horizon became black as ebony. The cloud on which my little friend still floated seemed to be glowing with a silver Hame. Once more I felt that odd sensation of floating in an infinite void. When I awoke, I found myself once more in my chair in the hotel. Oppressed with a sense of wonder, of unreality, almost of dread, but nevertheless much heartened by what I had seen, I began my long journey home. KEN WEINERT, '3o. 19

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An Ode to Seniorhood Senior fat and Senior small, Senior thin and Senior tall, Senior stalking through the school, Senior sure to act the fool, Senior this and Senior that, Always talking through his hat. Freshie smart and Freshie dumb, F reshie clever-let him come- F reshie underneath our feet, Freshie who is hard to beat, F reshie whom we all do see, Some day will a Senior be. Classified Senior Ads WANTED!!! Poets, humorists, reporters for the . . . Our editor-in-chief Someone to admire me............ ..... .... A means for growing shorter ......... And also for growing taller ........ A pilot's license ............................. Someone to do my assignments ....... Something good to eat ......................................... Valuable information on how to grow thin ......... Likewise for growing stouter .......................... A cure for bashfulness ........................................ ..... Patients to practise on ...... .... .. .... .. Someone to bestow my oratorical ability upon........ Some pep to make me more active.... ............... Another clown to play with me ....... A pair of rosy cheeks .................... A treatment for unruly hair ......... ..... A megaphone to make myself heard ...... ...... . .. .............. A winning smile ..................................... An immediate response will be the Linden High School. KEN, '3o. Cynosure. ................Billy Sparks ........Made1ine Page ........Mildred Ainge ........Morris Brodman ...........Ida Tamaroif ........Beatrice Levine Sojer ,...Gertrude Goldstein .Lillian Vordemtharen ..............Harold Green ......Morris Levine ........Rebecca Rabkin ........Solly Kominetsky ........Pauline Pacher .........Jack Wilner ............Sarah Ginsburg Braun given by calling the Help Wanted Department of Ask for Lorrie ROSENBAND, '3o. 21 ar.,