Lemoore High School - Nuntius Yearbook (Lemoore, CA)

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Legal Notices I, Marvin Gates, in a sober state of mind. will my position as athletic manager to anyone who thinks he can lay off Reedley ' s sweat suits. I, Johnny Menezes, will to Louis Mattos my ability to stay out of Onesimo Mendes ' way while he is gambling, provided he does- n ' t cheat right. 1, Floyd Goodrich, will my ability to be ladies ' man to Kenneth Empey. the fresh man heart-breaker. I, Emily Neal, hereby will my position as Mrs. Hopson ' s pet (?) to Betty Friend (not that she needs it). I. Edwin Goulart, will my ability to pitch baseball to Tony Cardoza, provided he can do as well as Donald Crawford. 1. Xora Graeber, will my ability to go with- out breakfast and luncheon to Betty Broth- ers, provided she doesn ' t make up for it ai dinner time. I. Charles Harris, will my ability to chew tobacco to Henry Thayer, on condition that In- doesn ' t swallow a wad and get sick. I. Norman Hill, will my favorite parking place next to the girls ' entrance to Miss Ciawson, provided she gets there early enough; and to Ciarence White Owl San- tos, I ,viil my job as assistant janitor. 1. John Hurst, hereby will to George Cobb and Gilbert Phillips the right to form a whistling duet, provided they do their practicing outside of the mechanical draw- ing class for Miss Clawson ' s sake. I, Chester Inman, do hereby will my sense of humor and Tarzan phys ique to Everett Hoover, provided he makes better use of them than I did. I, Melvin Jacobs, will my ability to pick up Hanford blondes to Jack Stratton, who isn ' t doing so well. 1. Ovid Knapp, do hereby bequeath my cuny hair to Jim McCrory, provided he can keep it waved as I did. I, Joe Lahargoue, do hereby will to Mar- ion Thomsen my super-charged, straight-on motor cycle, with the proviso he succeeds in avoiding the village ponce force with more success than I did. I, Stanley Newton, will my steady job ot washing Miss Clawson ' s sink to Gilbert Phillips, provided he can chew gum longer than 1 could. 1, Helen Nisbet, after little thought and consideration, do hereby will to Dorothy Nuts Graham my ability to get a Kettle- men City man, provided she doesn ' t pick an Oklahoman. 1, LaVerne Paul, do hereby will to Billy Watson my half of the Burcn-l ' aui Trombom Folder, on the condition that he succeeds in getting Leland Burch to turn the pages. I. Ethel Peacock, will to Elizabeth Alleq my locker (429), provideu it is left as it is, without a number, so she will be able to find it without counting each one. I, Erwin Pires, will to Leo Thomas my ability to get along with tne bus driver, provided he doesn ' t get kicked off as many times as I did. I, Benton Raney, hereby will my abilty to get married to Betty Friend; she tries hard enough. 1, Zelma Robertson, will my slimness to Betty Brothers, provided she doesn ' t ex- ceed the stature of Man Mountain Dean. I, Irene Skoegard, will my Shirley Temple smile to Elizabeth Alleq, and my immense stature to Gilbert Phillips. I, Elmer Soto, will to Celestine Rose my position in basketball on the farthest end of the bench, provided he can keep his mouth shut during the games. I, Ted Lower, will to James Merker my place at the north end of the corridor, pro- vided his girl is a fresnman; auu to Jack Stratton, my good standing with Mr. Han- son in physics. I, Tony Mattos, will to Leona Kurtz my ability to ditch school and to go to Tulare, provided she gets away with it. 1, Helen McClanahan, hereby bequeath to Elise Nichols my ability to stay up late at night; and to all who may need it, 1 will my love for dear old Lemoore High. I, Edward Sousa, will my front seat in the Rex Burlesque Theatre to Dutch Downing, provided he becomes bald head- ed so that he can rate the position. I, Junior Spencer, hereby will my favorite expression not prepared to Floyd Blake- ley, on the condition that he does not use it in Miss Lee ' s classes any more than I did. I, Billie Starrett, hereby will all of my jobs to Betty Friend, who seems to like them. — 27 —

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Legal Notices We, the Senior Class of ' 37, do hereby highly intellegent, angelic countenances lis- the Junior Class. They will need them if they are to be represented in the Scholar- ship Society and on the teams. To the sophomores we bequeath our abil- ity to be dignified even while we are be- ing chastised. To the lowly freshmen we will our love for all members of the faculty, since they will need it to get through the next three years, provided, of course, that the faculty can stand them. To the faculty we will the memory of our highly intelegent, angelic countenances lis- tening attentively to Miss Meyer ' s civics as- signments, Sody ' s lectures, and Mr. Gra ham ' s announcements. I, Dorothy Clements, will my shape to Bessie Goodrich, provided she gains a few pounds before she comes back to school next year. After much concentrating, 1, Dorothy Col- lier, charitably will to Mr. Hanson my best pencil stubs, provided of course, that he keeps at least one with which to write the absent slips when the new monitor comes each morning. I, Lindell Corbett, will my ability to write extremely long-winded English themes the last night belore they are due, to Desda Ellen Gipson, on condition that she doesn ' t exceed my masterpiece of twenty-eight pages. I, Shirley Crane, do hereby will to Iris West, my middle name, Mae, provided she lets me come up and see her sometime. I, Barbara DeGroat, do hereby will my ability tn produce sour notes on my trumpet to Douglas Qumn, if he doesn ' t drive Mr. Spencer crazy. 1. Edward Abell. will to Ralph Edmond- son my ability to eat hoi dogs and drink Kettlemen City moonshine on Saturday nights without getting sick. I, Louise Alleq, after much thought and consideration, will to Sue Moore my fond- ness for red (I mean the color), provided she dyes her hair brown, loses her freckles, and doesn ' t wear the color as much as I did. To my sister Lizz.e, I leave my ability to stand on my head, provided she learns to control her feet. I, Tadashi Arimura, in an unsettled state of mind, hereby will to Clyde Soto, my ability to get along with Sody ; and to Joe Camara, my ability to think oi nothing at the wrong time, provided he does not use his gray matter too hard. I, Mary Avila, will to Leona Mae Lewis my place in Neze ' s truck, provided he doesn ' t forget to take her home half the time. I, Roseline Azevedo, bequeath my slim figure to Bessie Goodrich, provided she uses it to good advantage in tumbling. 1, Joe Bellamy, after receiving black eyes. do hereby will to Ralph Ruse my ability to date red heads. provided he wears a baseball mask lo protecl his face when he takes one out. I, Pauline Cass, will my ability to take care of the bulletin board to Roberta Thom- as, provided she can spi-ll Wednesday bet- ter than 1 did; and I also will my giggle box to anyone who can produce as many queer sounds from it as I have. I, Roberta Dimmick, will to Gertrude Prys several inches of my shortness, provided she gives me some of her height. I. Pearl Dulany, hereby will to Dorothy Graham my ability to get milkshakes, pro- vided the boy friend has the key to the car and doesn ' t like peanuts. I, Bart Ferrel, because of the bad luck which accompanied me this year, and out ot consideration for lower classmen, do hereby will nothing to nobody. 1, Troy Finster, will to Hoyt Sanders my ability to take Mrs. Wallace ' s advice on some matters. 1 am sure he can use it. I, Ryoii Fujii, in a sober state of mind, de heieby bequeath to George Sakaguchi my knowledge in physics, provided he uses the law of gravitation to the best advantage in his broad jumps. I. Russell Funk, in an extremely senti- mental state of mind, do hereby lovingly bestow upon Burton Lowe, my superior abilities in anything concerning the ques- tionable pastime and science of romance. I. Marie Fnrman, will to La Vina Domin- gos, my ability to ditch biology, provided she doesn ' t ditch too often and can keep her notebook up-to-date. After due consideration, I. Ruby Garman, do hereby will to Doris Petunia Cole, my special reserved seat in Mr. Ward ' s room on the following conditions only: that she will meekly and faithfully carry out all dir- ections; that she is always on the dot; and that she will -keep her mind strictly on her business. I faithfully trust her to follow the example I have set for her. — 26 —

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Legal Notices I. Bill Steinberg, will my ability to ditch Leland Burch with the Gallopin Goose to Bob Jones, provided that he doesn ' t wear out tires too fast and that he doesn ' t take to blind alleys. I, William Thomas, will to the three fu- ture airplane builders of America, Leonard Newton, Walter Martin, and Jim Orion, my new book written, especially for their bene- fit, on how to build model airplanes. I. Dick Thomas, will my success as basket ball coach to Smoky Santos, and my abil- ity to take pa ' ' t in plays, to that romantic character and star of the stage, George Cobb. I, Eldine Thomas, will to Mayme Garcia, my ability to come on time at noon, pro- vided Erwin Pires sees that she gets there safely. I, Menlo Thomas, after much laborious thought and deliberate concentration, here- by will my sole ability to get along with Miss Threlfall t o Slap-Happy Leland Burch, provided, of course, that he appre- ciates his teachers and good music as I did. He also must last longer than three weeks. I, Howard Taylor, hereby will my inesti- mable friendship with Morris Soto to Edith Chedister, provided she does not break this friendship. I. Weaver Thornton, do hereby bequeath to Floyd Blakeley, Public Lover No. 1, my cave man tactics in handling women, provid- ed he doesn ' t get his experience on the Island. I, Cenilh Tratl. will to anybody who wants it, my job as secretary of the Student Body, on the condition he reads the minutes at every meeting; and to Celestine Rose, I will my ability to attend council meetings. I. Wallace Webster, without undue in- fluence, hereby will to Don Tratt, that up- and-coming freshy, a small part of my brains. He needs them. I. Mildred White, in an absent state of mind, of course, will my nickname of Freck and also my freckles to Mildred Taylor, provided she gets at least three dozen more during the summer. I. Albert A. Zajac, hereby will my ability to chat pleasantly with Miss Lee to Celes- tine Rose, provided he doesn ' t argue with her more than five days a week. 2-8 —