Lehigh University - Epitome Yearbook (Bethlehem, PA)

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First Row: M. O. Fuller, W. L. Wilson, Dr. H. Sutherland, I. M. Lyse, S. A. Becker. Second Row.- E. H. Uhler, H. G. Payrow, C. C. Keyser, C. D. Jensen. The phantom of Packer Hall, dear, dead, Dr. Sutherland, and who ' s the little gentleman with the bartender ' s hair comb? - - - Zero plus ho ho - - - Oh, is that so? - - - I am essentially lazy so I pick the easy way - - - We might have said something nastier, Cyril, but you ' re much too good a pistol shot - - - Now here ' s a nice department, the E. E. ' s, mostly live wires and Forhmals will catch the spirit of the thing sooner or later - - - A bouquet to the finest little Dutchman in the valley — God bless your little heart - - - the man who never grew up — I didn ' t study my lesson this morning, fellows; let ' s have a contest - - - What did you say? - - - Major Bowes is looking for Hibshman and his Mussolini act - - - and wouldn ' t Professor Miller make a nice double for the Kaiser? - - - First Row. Second Rot, H. D. Gruber, Dr. J. L. Beaver, Dr. S. S. Sevfert, N. S. Hib shman, : H. C. I. Knutson, W. H. Formhals, D. C. Bomberger, W. Easton.

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BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION First Rou: Dr. F. A. Bradford, Dr. H M. Diamond, Dr. N. Carorher, R. B. Cowin, Dr. V. L. Bishop. Second Row: Dr. H. A. Hanng, Dr. C. E. Allen, Dr. R. W. Mayer, Dr. D. L. Kemraerer, E. C. Bratt. A blue ribbon to the Business Department - - - seven out of ten are Phi Betas - - - and ten out of ten are characters - - - See if you can spot these - - - Quiet, please - - - now, we ' ll digress for a moment - - - My reaction - - bah! - - - Grant you a good question on that - - - We failed to get anything on Dr. Carothers - - such a drab speaker - - but we love him for his quiet, unassuming manner - - why talk when you have such a capable mouthpiece as Hoover - - - - - A bouquet to Bradford for becoming a full professor and another for asking questions in alphabetical order - - - Now for the house of a million chimneys - - - We wonder why some poor frosh has never been sent after Ullman ' s Hudson Bay trapper ' s hat - - - How about these familiar ones? - - - According to A.A.D. - - - Hang your hat on that - - - any why - - because - - - I ' m a woman hater - - - Remember Shorty Long and his patent leather and paper pie plates that wouldn ' t burn - - - Bouquet to the department for its place- ment record - - - Fir, i Rou H V Anderson, Df E l rhei», Dr V S Babuinian, Dr. H M t. Diefcnderfer, Dr, H. A Neville I | c, s,„„l!, | N l R Billinger, Dr. I II Hazlehurst. Third V -23—

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Vint R,u T. E. Butterheld, F. V. Larkin, A. W. Klein. M. C. Stuart. Second Rou V. C. Bachman, J. R. Connelly, A. W. Luce, B. H.Jennings, T. E. Jackson. Good, fine, we like it - - - Who ' ll talk? - - - We endorse it - - - I like to look at it this way - - - That ' s not a good question - - - Make a reasonable assumption - - - My repu- tation ' s ruined; I exempted a man - - - Think of how badly Father Larkin would feel if he couldn ' t sit on his fence at the annual football game between the M. E. ' s and the I. E. ' s - - - Let ' s not work from the book, gentlemen, now I have a theory - - - - - - The meanest trick of the year: some C. E. ' s complained about the length of time they had to spend on Engine Lab reports at home so the M. E. department makes a ruling that all reports are due at the end of the lab - - then they can ' t do any work at home. Curves must still be done in India Ink with French curves, etc. - - - Can we resist a little jest at the expense of our favorite sartorial splendor? - - - A carbon arc is hotter in hydrogen because it gives off more heat - - - and dear old Bunny - - - or, perhaps What do you want to talk about? - - - first Rou ! ' Icfclt. SicmJKew: l E. S. Sinlcinjcm, l r ■ E Doao,|Dr. C. H. Samans, S D. Mi —25—