Lehigh University - Epitome Yearbook (Bethlehem, PA)

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BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION First Rou: Dr. F. A. Bradford, Dr. H M. Diamond, Dr. N. Carorher, R. B. Cowin, Dr. V. L. Bishop. Second Row: Dr. H. A. Hanng, Dr. C. E. Allen, Dr. R. W. Mayer, Dr. D. L. Kemraerer, E. C. Bratt. A blue ribbon to the Business Department - - - seven out of ten are Phi Betas - - - and ten out of ten are characters - - - See if you can spot these - - - Quiet, please - - - now, we ' ll digress for a moment - - - My reaction - - bah! - - - Grant you a good question on that - - - We failed to get anything on Dr. Carothers - - such a drab speaker - - but we love him for his quiet, unassuming manner - - why talk when you have such a capable mouthpiece as Hoover - - - - - A bouquet to Bradford for becoming a full professor and another for asking questions in alphabetical order - - - Now for the house of a million chimneys - - - We wonder why some poor frosh has never been sent after Ullman ' s Hudson Bay trapper ' s hat - - - How about these familiar ones? - - - According to A.A.D. - - - Hang your hat on that - - - any why - - because - - - I ' m a woman hater - - - Remember Shorty Long and his patent leather and paper pie plates that wouldn ' t burn - - - Bouquet to the department for its place- ment record - - - Fir, i Rou H V Anderson, Df E l rhei», Dr V S Babuinian, Dr. H M t. Diefcnderfer, Dr, H. A Neville I | c, s,„„l!, | N l R Billinger, Dr. I II Hazlehurst. Third V -23—

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MATHEMATICS, ASTRONOMY ft tf Jl S It £ 1 Jl i ' ; 3r , f . fwm±M 1 ik HBPB «ifK ■r2- ii F nr Roui: Dr. J. B. Reynolds, Dr. L. LeR. Smail, Dr. T. Fort, J. H. Oghurn, Dr. K. W. Lamson. Second Row: Dr. S. S. Cairns, R. N. VanArnam, Dr. F. S. Beale, Dr. V. V. Latshaw, Dr. C. A. Shook. Third Raw: W. Johnson, Dr. J. L. Vanderslice, Dr. D. H. Lehmer. We recommend our math department for any victims of insomnia - - - Reynolds, the perfect sedative - - - Smail, the only man who can talk 65 minutes out of the hour - - - The story goes that Lazy Jack was too lazy to raise a family so he married a widow with six children - - - Fort was just a wee bit camera shy - - - hence the picture - - - ' 36 Engineers will re- member, Well, this is perfectly simple. - - - Bouquet to Lamson for his playing in the Maennerchor Symphony - - - Suppose we mentioned a tooth brush on a pillow; could you find the man? - - - Our cultural group contains Lehigh ' s only one man department - - - and who left his car in Philadelphia and took the train home? - - - Shall we close the windows, gentlemen? - - - Now men, no barbarisms please - - - I am right - - - a concensus of the competent First Row: G. A. Howland, Dr. L. H. Gipson, Dr. P. Hughes, Dr. H. P. Thomas, Dr. A. Ford. m: Dr. S.J. Thomas, Dr. C. G. Beardslee, F. C. Becker, Dr. G. D. Harmon, F.J. Trembly, Dr. T. T. Laffert] . 22-

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First Row: M. O. Fuller, W. L. Wilson, Dr. H. Sutherland, I. M. Lyse, S. A. Becker. Second Row.- E. H. Uhler, H. G. Payrow, C. C. Keyser, C. D. Jensen. The phantom of Packer Hall, dear, dead, Dr. Sutherland, and who ' s the little gentleman with the bartender ' s hair comb? - - - Zero plus ho ho - - - Oh, is that so? - - - I am essentially lazy so I pick the easy way - - - We might have said something nastier, Cyril, but you ' re much too good a pistol shot - - - Now here ' s a nice department, the E. E. ' s, mostly live wires and Forhmals will catch the spirit of the thing sooner or later - - - A bouquet to the finest little Dutchman in the valley — God bless your little heart - - - the man who never grew up — I didn ' t study my lesson this morning, fellows; let ' s have a contest - - - What did you say? - - - Major Bowes is looking for Hibshman and his Mussolini act - - - and wouldn ' t Professor Miller make a nice double for the Kaiser? - - - First Row. Second Rot, H. D. Gruber, Dr. J. L. Beaver, Dr. S. S. Sevfert, N. S. Hib shman, : H. C. I. Knutson, W. H. Formhals, D. C. Bomberger, W. Easton.