Lehigh University - Epitome Yearbook (Bethlehem, PA)

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MATHEMATICS, ASTRONOMY ft tf Jl S It £ 1 Jl i ' ; 3r , f . fwm±M 1 ik HBPB «ifK ■r2- ii F nr Roui: Dr. J. B. Reynolds, Dr. L. LeR. Smail, Dr. T. Fort, J. H. Oghurn, Dr. K. W. Lamson. Second Row: Dr. S. S. Cairns, R. N. VanArnam, Dr. F. S. Beale, Dr. V. V. Latshaw, Dr. C. A. Shook. Third Raw: W. Johnson, Dr. J. L. Vanderslice, Dr. D. H. Lehmer. We recommend our math department for any victims of insomnia - - - Reynolds, the perfect sedative - - - Smail, the only man who can talk 65 minutes out of the hour - - - The story goes that Lazy Jack was too lazy to raise a family so he married a widow with six children - - - Fort was just a wee bit camera shy - - - hence the picture - - - ' 36 Engineers will re- member, Well, this is perfectly simple. - - - Bouquet to Lamson for his playing in the Maennerchor Symphony - - - Suppose we mentioned a tooth brush on a pillow; could you find the man? - - - Our cultural group contains Lehigh ' s only one man department - - - and who left his car in Philadelphia and took the train home? - - - Shall we close the windows, gentlemen? - - - Now men, no barbarisms please - - - I am right - - - a concensus of the competent First Row: G. A. Howland, Dr. L. H. Gipson, Dr. P. Hughes, Dr. H. P. Thomas, Dr. A. Ford. m: Dr. S.J. Thomas, Dr. C. G. Beardslee, F. C. Becker, Dr. G. D. Harmon, F.J. Trembly, Dr. T. T. Laffert] . 22-

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First Ra Stcond Ro . H. Fretz, Dr. A. Ford, Dr. B. LeR. Miller, Dr. R. W. Hall, Dr. S. J. Thomas. Dr. L. Whitcomb, Dr. D. McC. Fraser, F.J. Trembly, J. P. Sell. Third Row: Dr. V. L. Jenkins, A. M. Webb. have a cigaroot; is that all right? - - - The Freidensville pump story has 46 is that all rights in it and is only a jump ahead of the Hope Diamond lecture. - - - What is a department without a head and what is a head without its hair? — but doesn ' t it blend nicely with the skyline? - - - Trembly, where ' s the hammer - - - Trem- bly still thinks of running away and joining the circus - - - A nice red apple a la Snow White from the D. U. ' s to Dr. Smith who is their constant chaperone; or aren ' t you up on your juvenile literature, Dr. Smith? - - - A handkerchief up the sleeve seems quite Norman for such an advocate of the Anglo-Saxon as Pipe Phy - - - Kon- stantly Kibitzing Kost — It may be true, but I ' m skeptical - - - At last we have an English prof who really looks like one with real long hair - - - If Fretz only kew his poetry! - - - English 3A— Discuss the ressemblance between Shakespeare and a mountain - - - and who in the class of ' 36 wrote the parody on the Doll ' s House called The Outhouse ? - - - and who remembers our favorite communist, Velll, vot de HelHU Deptula. Finr Row E H. Sloane. ' Dr. E H Rilcv. Dr R M Smith, Dr M.J. Luch.T. G. Ehrsam, D H Gramley. SictnJ Rou A A. Rights, C. F. Strauch, C W. Phv. K K Kost, C. Gale, C. A. Handing. —21-

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BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION First Rou: Dr. F. A. Bradford, Dr. H M. Diamond, Dr. N. Carorher, R. B. Cowin, Dr. V. L. Bishop. Second Row: Dr. H. A. Hanng, Dr. C. E. Allen, Dr. R. W. Mayer, Dr. D. L. Kemraerer, E. C. Bratt. A blue ribbon to the Business Department - - - seven out of ten are Phi Betas - - - and ten out of ten are characters - - - See if you can spot these - - - Quiet, please - - - now, we ' ll digress for a moment - - - My reaction - - bah! - - - Grant you a good question on that - - - We failed to get anything on Dr. Carothers - - such a drab speaker - - but we love him for his quiet, unassuming manner - - why talk when you have such a capable mouthpiece as Hoover - - - - - A bouquet to Bradford for becoming a full professor and another for asking questions in alphabetical order - - - Now for the house of a million chimneys - - - We wonder why some poor frosh has never been sent after Ullman ' s Hudson Bay trapper ' s hat - - - How about these familiar ones? - - - According to A.A.D. - - - Hang your hat on that - - - any why - - because - - - I ' m a woman hater - - - Remember Shorty Long and his patent leather and paper pie plates that wouldn ' t burn - - - Bouquet to the department for its place- ment record - - - Fir, i Rou H V Anderson, Df E l rhei», Dr V S Babuinian, Dr. H M t. Diefcnderfer, Dr, H. A Neville I | c, s,„„l!, | N l R Billinger, Dr. I II Hazlehurst. Third V -23—