Lehigh University - Epitome Yearbook (Bethlehem, PA)

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First Ra Stcond Ro . H. Fretz, Dr. A. Ford, Dr. B. LeR. Miller, Dr. R. W. Hall, Dr. S. J. Thomas. Dr. L. Whitcomb, Dr. D. McC. Fraser, F.J. Trembly, J. P. Sell. Third Row: Dr. V. L. Jenkins, A. M. Webb. have a cigaroot; is that all right? - - - The Freidensville pump story has 46 is that all rights in it and is only a jump ahead of the Hope Diamond lecture. - - - What is a department without a head and what is a head without its hair? — but doesn ' t it blend nicely with the skyline? - - - Trembly, where ' s the hammer - - - Trem- bly still thinks of running away and joining the circus - - - A nice red apple a la Snow White from the D. U. ' s to Dr. Smith who is their constant chaperone; or aren ' t you up on your juvenile literature, Dr. Smith? - - - A handkerchief up the sleeve seems quite Norman for such an advocate of the Anglo-Saxon as Pipe Phy - - - Kon- stantly Kibitzing Kost — It may be true, but I ' m skeptical - - - At last we have an English prof who really looks like one with real long hair - - - If Fretz only kew his poetry! - - - English 3A— Discuss the ressemblance between Shakespeare and a mountain - - - and who in the class of ' 36 wrote the parody on the Doll ' s House called The Outhouse ? - - - and who remembers our favorite communist, Velll, vot de HelHU Deptula. Finr Row E H. Sloane. ' Dr. E H Rilcv. Dr R M Smith, Dr M.J. Luch.T. G. Ehrsam, D H Gramley. SictnJ Rou A A. Rights, C. F. Strauch, C W. Phv. K K Kost, C. Gale, C. A. Handing. —21-

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JDy their words ye shall know them. Quite an appropriate misstate- ment when applied to our worthy faculty. After four years of constant association we find it easy to repeat after me. Day after day the same phrases; year after year the same jokes. What would a metal- lurgy class be like without that introductory, Now will you close your books, please. How well we remember the first sight of those frighten- ing faces that have since become so friendly. How we trembled under that first barrage of heavy sarcasm that has since become so amusing- The following pages are a jumble of quips, quotations, and stories at the expense of our friends and enemies, the faculty. Many of them are without other identification than their familiarity. How many can you JVLany a ten tongued linguist can do no more than swear in seven of them. - - - Now as Mark Twain once said about the German language - - - A bouquet for Kegel for shaming our track stars into training - - - Now, bread is better than knowledge, And half a loaf ' s better than none, But when we spend so much on college We really want more than a Crum. - - - Est-ce que je pousse trop loin la plaisanterie? - - - Psych quizzes are really inspiring; they show us how much our professors really know - - - Really, Shorty, if you would mimeograph those lectures we could stay home and sleep; we can read as well as you - - - Now, in the electrical power industry - -- We ' ll recess while I First Row: R. P. Moore, P. M. Palmer, Dr. C. S. Fox, J. M. Toe Stand Row: G. Fame, F. O. Kegel, Dr. E. L. Crum, R. A. Soto. —20—

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MATHEMATICS, ASTRONOMY ft tf Jl S It £ 1 Jl i ' ; 3r , f . fwm±M 1 ik HBPB «ifK ■r2- ii F nr Roui: Dr. J. B. Reynolds, Dr. L. LeR. Smail, Dr. T. Fort, J. H. Oghurn, Dr. K. W. Lamson. Second Row: Dr. S. S. Cairns, R. N. VanArnam, Dr. F. S. Beale, Dr. V. V. Latshaw, Dr. C. A. Shook. Third Raw: W. Johnson, Dr. J. L. Vanderslice, Dr. D. H. Lehmer. We recommend our math department for any victims of insomnia - - - Reynolds, the perfect sedative - - - Smail, the only man who can talk 65 minutes out of the hour - - - The story goes that Lazy Jack was too lazy to raise a family so he married a widow with six children - - - Fort was just a wee bit camera shy - - - hence the picture - - - ' 36 Engineers will re- member, Well, this is perfectly simple. - - - Bouquet to Lamson for his playing in the Maennerchor Symphony - - - Suppose we mentioned a tooth brush on a pillow; could you find the man? - - - Our cultural group contains Lehigh ' s only one man department - - - and who left his car in Philadelphia and took the train home? - - - Shall we close the windows, gentlemen? - - - Now men, no barbarisms please - - - I am right - - - a concensus of the competent First Row: G. A. Howland, Dr. L. H. Gipson, Dr. P. Hughes, Dr. H. P. Thomas, Dr. A. Ford. m: Dr. S.J. Thomas, Dr. C. G. Beardslee, F. C. Becker, Dr. G. D. Harmon, F.J. Trembly, Dr. T. T. Laffert] . 22-