Leetonia High School - Lehiscan Yearbook (Leetonia, OH)

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BLUE AND WHITE It B ff i L 4 11 lmug, I Will I 2, q ill ' ' X 'ir vs . 2 ' xx 2 F f' ' - E I Ng, In mil I lr- . ima lr l ' W7 ,5Xfl V QNJ I JOKES CContinuedJ V. .., 1rg1n1a s Prayer: Oh Lord, make him be tall and hand- some. May he have money and cars ga- lore. May he dance divinely and love me better than life. And, O Lord, may I di- vorce him easily and find another. Ill IF Pk M.ilt. Price Cbeing arrestedjz But of- ficer, I'm a student! Officer: Ignorance is no excuse. all Pk AY When some big Prune The son of a Nut Marries a Lemon And the Pear Have a Peach for a daughter With cherry lips Roses in her cheeks How in the world Can you believe in heredity. PF Pk ,K Bernice was riding with that 'Salem' fellow last night. Yes, someone said he is a rounder. I should say he is, almost every nightl? FK Pk IF Say Bo, you ain't witty. The guy what wrote Snowb0und is Whittier. Pk PF SF Frank Billet: Gosh! Bruce, how did you get that ink all over yourself? Bruce Ginther: I was writing a theme about automobiles and it was so realistic that my pen backfiredl' lk wk if Arlene R. fpoutingj: Don't you ever speak of love? Milt P. ftactfullyjz Er-yes. Lovely weather isn't it? as wk as- Lawrence D.: What would you say if I should kiss you? Hildred: At last! as ix PF For a newly-wed the first thousand bis- cuits are the hardest. PF all Pk Now Roland .said Miss Hertzler stress- ing the virtue of politeness if you were seated in a car, every seat of which was occupied, and a lady entered what would you do? Pretend I was asleep, was the unhesi- tating reply. as HF PK They picked up Johnny with a mop: He would jump cars before they'd stop. Poppy: When is you're birthday, Boo- by? I want to buy you a present. Booby: You're way late, boy, way late. I was born years ago. 'li P14 Pk Marg.: Do you love me, dear? Guy: Dearly, sweetheart. Marg.: Would you die for me? Guy: Why, no, my pet: mine is an un- dying love. Ill Pk Pk Prof.: Ever, had economics. Felix: Noi Just measles and pox! Pk FIG Ill chicken Mr. Whinnery: If there are any absent whose names I have not speak up at this time. Pk PF all read, let them Miss Bechtoldt: leave the room? Mike: Where'll I leave it, ma'am? PF PF PF Mike will you please Lost, a fountain pen by a man half fill- ed with ink. PK PX HK Sam B.: What made her blush ? Felix: Think it was 'Coty' Pl' PK 44 A side light on history: Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address, while riding from Washington to Gettysburg on an en- velope. X ak all Cop: What's the idea of stalling on the main street? Grace C. labsentlyjz I just washed my car and I can't do aakthiimg with it. ,F Marg.: When are you thinking of get- ting married? Hildred: Constant4ly.':F 'F Miss Hertzler: I'll give you just one day to hand in that paper. Bruce: All right, how about the Fourth of July? at :K X Marg.: I have only kissed two parties. Hildred: Who were they ? l n Marg.: Demoncrats and Republicans. Pk we an Alice: I can hold la for ten seconds. Louise: I can hold ti for thirty sec- onds. Betty: That's nothing, Bob held mi for three hours last night.

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QB BLUE AN D W H I T E li E ill .lil 3 :fr- 'lr ' ' fe lugs- X ,gmt i ii ' 4 A Z..- k JOKES ll A blotter is a thing you spend your looking for while the ink is drying. wr sf as If the real estate ads told the truth: time lluy a seaside lot and watch your ship come in. SK Pls ik Maru. li.: How was the play last night? Grace C.: Quite good. It made me think. Marg. K.: Oh, one those suggestivm shows? Iii ,K IK We're beginning to believe that Miss Hechtoldt is only twenty-one, she's been so consistently swearing to it for the last eight years. 1F ill FK Mike: Are you going to bury John here? Casey: Is he dead? Mike: Naw, I was just wondering' if they'd bury him here when he does die. PF 44 DK Eleanor Ashley: I don't think Magel- lan was honest. Betty C.: Why, tell me why? Eleanor: He crossed the straits. PF 'K FF Prof.: What's an Italian decoration? Poppy: Spaghetti on the vest. 9? 'Z avg SN I2 at CZ X Q, s A s Z Oh Ma! C'mere, quick. What is it, Pearl? Look, Carrie ate all the raisins off that sticky brown paper. as wk -if Jim B.: Why leave? the eveninpfs but a pup. Ilolland: Yes, but I'm dog tired. Sf bk is Poppy: 'tWhat do you slick your hair down with ? Jicko: Crisco. Poppy: Why? Jicko: Because I don't have to get a haircut. Poppy: Why? Jicko: Because it's shortening. PF as wk Brick S.: I think the Charleston is aw- fu 1 Mary ll.: I can't learn it either. Ill Pk Ill Casey: May I have the last dance with you? Marg.: You've just had it. Sk PIG IK Calamity June said to the weather man, Now these April showers May be over but don't July me, August. 30

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TL W ag i t if UU I C F11 3? Z U 2 IE '-I l'1'1 gf iw --1 , 223132 3 q,'i 1! +4FUtr1ZCD+-1'-lbw-BVI DRUGS For 35 years Leetoniu's def pendalnle Drug Store. You can continue to de- pend our dependability. qi? Your prescription receives the same careful, accurate atf tention as if it were my own family. C I G A R S SUNDRIES 32