Lebanon Union High School - Warrior Yearbook (Lebanon, OR)

 - Class of 1925

Page 60 of 90

 

Lebanon Union High School - Warrior Yearbook (Lebanon, OR) online yearbook collection, 1925 Edition, Page 60 of 90
Page 60 of 90



Lebanon Union High School - Warrior Yearbook (Lebanon, OR) online yearbook collection, 1925 Edition, Page 59
Previous Page

Lebanon Union High School - Warrior Yearbook (Lebanon, OR) online yearbook collection, 1925 Edition, Page 61
Next Page

Search for Classmates, Friends, and Family in one
of the Largest Collections of Online Yearbooks!



Your membership with E-Yearbook.com provides these benefits:
  • Instant Access to Millions of Yearbook Pictures
  • High-Resolution, Full Color Images Available Online
  • Search, Browse, Read, and Print Yearbook Pages
  • View College, High School, and Military Yearbooks
  • Browse our digital annual library spanning centuries
  • Support the Schools in our Program by Subscribing

Page 60 text:

58 THE WARRIOR When Wave Lengths Wcwer---continued The entrance of the two boys did not disturb the young man seated in a huge, padded chair by the window, at whose side a large phonograph well stocked with records stood, He was evidently talking to someone but who the boys could not ascertain as the chair, in which he sat, was so large that it deadened the sound of conversation to a great extent. Snubs and Kenneth in fear of pursuit dived under the bed. Prom there they could hear the man quite well. Snubs peeped out from under the bed and saw that the man was talking vehemently into a phone-like instrument. "Many authorities advise the appliance of force to correct any moral defects of the child, but I consider this an incorrect and even harmful method of procedure," he was saying. "In these modern days when nearly every child is precocious, and all are educated far beyond their years, they should be shown the correct thing and in nine cases out of ten, the child will use his own judgment for the right." "Why the big fake," Kenneth Whispered. "Percy hasn't got a radio at all. We ought to put a stop to this." But Snubs was already crawling out from under the bed and towards the orator's chair. It was only the work of a second to clap a hand over the invalid's mouth, bind, and gag him. The man made no resistance when they removed the phone-instrument from his hand and started speaking into it. "This is New York, K. Z. H. speaking" Snubs began. Pause.-"We have just received official notice, that the biggest hum-bug of the United States has been dis- covered. He was located in Tulipville and his name is Percy Marks. For nearly a month he has been fooling the citizens of the town with a certain radio by giving them fake speeches and phonograph concerts. lf he is now present in his front room, l'm sure he'll be charmed to guide the members of the 'Ladies' Aid" to his cousin's room where the speaker is. If he's afraid he's a coward and he's already a fake, and a cheat and a swindler and a liar." In the front room consternation fell. Nothing like this had happened in Tulip- ville since the time Eliza Hokums pretended she had a millionaire fiance in the city. Percy got very red in the face trying to explain matters. In the end he was forced to conduct the ladies to the back room. As he entered, Snubs and Kenneth departed, via the window. "Oh Gosh!" Snubs said. "We left our cake under the bed, but anyway Percy is avenged." And that's why the second Edison will never come from Tulipville.

Page 59 text:

THE WARRIOR 57 When Wave Lengths Wcwer---continued "Don't care if all your cousins, and aunts, and uncles are sick, I guess l can skate on this walk if l want to" Kenneth retorted. But just then Mrs. Marks ap- peared in the doorway and her sour look and threatening air impressed Kenneth and Snubs with the fact that at the present, retreat was the better part of valor, so they turned and skated slowly back to Snubs' home. Mrs. Marks had taken all the joy out of skating, so for the remainder of the after- noon they sprawled on the grass and discussed Percy's radio until the subject was worn threadbare. "Did you know that the "Ladies Aid" was going to be entertained at the Marks' tomorrow afternoon," Snubs remarked after an hour or so conversation. i'Nope," answered Kenneth. "Are they going to have ice cream?" "Yep, strawberry. I heard Mrs. Marks tell ma so." Full an hour was spent in discussing the probable chances of partaking in the mortuary services of the afoesaid ice cream, but no definite conclusion was reached. However, on the next day the two boys could be seen hanging around the back door of the Marks' house, about the usual time for the Heats." Inside, the "Ladies Aid" as they sewed on pillow-cases for the heads of the poor, starving Armenians, were being entertained by a marvelous speech on "Child Training" given by Monsieur Bu- soni of New Orleans, over the radio. Snubs and Kenneth heard as much of it as they could stand, listening by the side window. They also obtained a fairly good view of the radio. It was a queer looking contraption, not at all like their own nor the ones they'd read about. There was a large horn, which resembled those used on phonographs, and a whole lot of little wheels, screws, bolts, etc., as might have been extracted from an alarm clock. Percy was standing by it twisting a little wheel on the front, endeavoring to pick up a con- cert but with no success, so, he, lon the suggestion of several ladies present! switched back to the "Child Training" talk. At that moment refreshments were announced so Kenneth and Snubs deeming it a suitable time to get some too. raced around to the back-door. Mrs. Marks was there and the door was open so Snubs went hesitatingly up the steps. "Please, Mrs. Marks," he began obsequiously, "we're very sorry we skated on your front walk, yesterday- "That's all right," Mrs. Marks cut in sharply. "And if you'd give us some ice cream we'd never do it again," Snubs continued. 4. Not enough for you and the ladies too," Mrs. Marks said, biting off each word. "But we wouldn't eat very much" Snubs said pleadingly. "And we'd hoe your garden for you" Kenneth added desperately. Just then a crash as of a falling dish came from the front of the house. Mrs. Marks turned and swished out of the room towards the noise, leaving the kitchen vacant. Immediately, two boys with but a single thought tip-toed into the room towards the ice cream freezer, but as no means of eating it could be discovered they compromised on cake. Just as they reached out their arms towards the cake-plate, steps were heard in the hall leading to the kitchen. Both boys turned startled faces toward the door. Not enough time to gain the outside entrance, so with surprising celerity they grabbed a piece of cake and disappeared noiselessly through a door open- ing into a small, heavily-walled room, just lately built on to accommodate Mrs. Marks' invalid nephew.



Page 61 text:

THE WARRIOR 5 9 Trade Secrets Moses: Sayf l've found a whole bunch of liners in this old "Beaver" They sure are great! We'll take some of these and it will be a cinch then to write the Senior liners. We won't have to use our heads any. How is this one for Randle? Jim: Which one? Moses: Listen, "lf he had a spark of genius, he watered it." Jim: Yah, that's line, but don't you think it would suit someone else better? You for example. Moses: Maybe we hadn't better use this one. then. Jim: them All right. Where's another one? See. this is going to be easy, just pick out and write them down. Moses: Here's one for Carrie, "A woman's heart, like the moon, always has a man Jim: in it." Gosh nol That would make her sorer than a boil, she'd never speak to us again. Let's see that book, maybe I can do better. Moses: Jim: Moses : Jim: leson, if he Moses Jim: Moses Jim: Just as you say. This one suits Mae to a tee. "Why hurry me so? You'll make me slim." Yeh, but let's don't get personal. That's right, you're not so slim yourself. Here's a dandy for Dick Bur- was a Senior, "Yeas, I'm heahf' Absolutely, but he ain't, so progress onward. Say, did you see that joke over here? No. Where is it? Here it is. That's some joke! I had to stay in the other night.

Suggestions in the Lebanon Union High School - Warrior Yearbook (Lebanon, OR) collection:

Lebanon Union High School - Warrior Yearbook (Lebanon, OR) online yearbook collection, 1915 Edition, Page 1

1915

Lebanon Union High School - Warrior Yearbook (Lebanon, OR) online yearbook collection, 1928 Edition, Page 1

1928

Lebanon Union High School - Warrior Yearbook (Lebanon, OR) online yearbook collection, 1938 Edition, Page 1

1938

Lebanon Union High School - Warrior Yearbook (Lebanon, OR) online yearbook collection, 1939 Edition, Page 1

1939

Lebanon Union High School - Warrior Yearbook (Lebanon, OR) online yearbook collection, 1940 Edition, Page 1

1940

Lebanon Union High School - Warrior Yearbook (Lebanon, OR) online yearbook collection, 1941 Edition, Page 1

1941

1985 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1970 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1972 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1965 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1983 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals 1983 Edition, online yearbooks, online annuals
FIND FRIENDS AND CLASMATES GENEALOGY ARCHIVE REUNION PLANNING
Are you trying to find old school friends, old classmates, fellow servicemen or shipmates? Do you want to see past girlfriends or boyfriends? Relive homecoming, prom, graduation, and other moments on campus captured in yearbook pictures. Revisit your fraternity or sorority and see familiar places. See members of old school clubs and relive old times. Start your search today! Looking for old family members and relatives? Do you want to find pictures of parents or grandparents when they were in school? Want to find out what hairstyle was popular in the 1920s? E-Yearbook.com has a wealth of genealogy information spanning over a century for many schools with full text search. Use our online Genealogy Resource to uncover history quickly! Are you planning a reunion and need assistance? E-Yearbook.com can help you with scanning and providing access to yearbook images for promotional materials and activities. We can provide you with an electronic version of your yearbook that can assist you with reunion planning. E-Yearbook.com will also publish the yearbook images online for people to share and enjoy.