Le Grand High School - Manzanita Yearbook (Le Grand, CA)

Page 33 text:

JMZES WHITE Mexico City, Mexico Sfxzdent Body Pres.-13 Footbelil, 4g Bas- ,X M. Mamma v'Uffi'i!1'.2 icetball 1, IT, 3, 45 Baseball 3, 45 Block L 1, ?, 3, 43 Ciaas play 43 Iitzndzvtfi Body Judre 43 Pros. Mock I. fig Vlzze Tres. Block L f?gC?ass Vice Fresidmft 4. .,,?., CLASS MUTTO CLASS FLOWER CLASS COLORS :ink Csamqliis Unk Wd hh?-' CLASS PROPHECY This is the account of tha so-called Class of '46, their wha:-mabomxs and past, times. any similarity between their actions and nerml doings is purely coincidental. Kenneth llcfwder, famous scientist, has just been awarded the Nobel Pri me for his outstanding thesis on 'Which Comes First--Tha Chicken or the Eggj' The nation ia holding its breath to sea who the former Famous basketball star, James White, non the coach of his mm team, will put on the bench in the' for-thczsming game between Fresno High and Le Grand High. Ha has Wren sets cf' twin sons, who match the ability of their futher in sinking baskets. Because of his experience as bus driver at Le Grand, Luther Bagwell is nov: president of' the largest Sus Lino in tha wor1d.E.ven though he ms such a high position,'Luke stikl insists on driving one of the shorter runs. Neil Tienmter- and Fred Soto, the men me designed the rocket ship that made the trip to the moon are now multimillicwnaires because of Mr. Tievmtefs brilliant idea of bringing, home A large quantity of groan cheese which they sold for A great profit. Those two students who everyone thcught: would succeed Cand didl, Clayton Robert.-son and James Phillips, after graduation from high school, ran a shoe china shop in Pfamda. Eieoarzse Make insisted on giving overyone l Pres pedicure, their business boomed. After 1 prolonged noarch, Clayton discovered an ingredient for shoe polish that made l shoe shine last for one year. They Are now living off the ten4ni11ion dollar royalty. It's hard to toll which of thoir mansions they'rs living in dom South Emerica Way. Roger Kam, our local constable, was presented today with a gold watch in appreciation of 10 years' Faith- ful service. Mr. Kah1's devoted wife, the former Sherry Harmon is now running their ranch, 'Bar Iiothingf' Two gay diva-roses, Lorna Wade and Velma Lang, havo recently returned from a trip to Europe where they claim tkat they vent to search for radium, but decided to return to America to continue their famous careers IB movie stars. Tie see that ihrily-n Sane, famous exclusive dress designer for Hollywood stars, has hired two outstanding artists, Kathryn Kitchell and Don Pugh, who, she says, are the only ones that can do gustios to her freaks. In Canada we find Jack Petitt working at Soremscex'm'a Slippery Saw Hills. We learned from a former Junior that he has perfected his ability in hsndllrxg the buzz saw. Ee is practicing now for the forthccming match with George Gallons Foot' Kmiyoshi for this log-rolling champifmship. Christine Jankirs, we11 known since her last hook, The Shorthand of' Shorthand, his just gone into partner- ship with Billie Jane Stallings. They have bought out ti:-2 felophonra iiompardeus and think they will be very suc- cosrsful. Derma Sillettv has established A school which sho appropriately calls Nw:Ly Knittera' l:1s',iLut.e.' She SWB their specialty is argylean Ruby Hounds, who joined the Marines so she could be near her husband, adapted hersuli' so vreli to being a hhrine that she has become the first woman Bbjor. The heated political battle for the important position of' myor of Le Grand was culminated today by the olectiun oi' Vern 'Moose Renwick, who defeated his opponent, :Qugoxxe Jonas, by one vote. This was a blow to JOM-5 as hs wma crying' to work up to run for Yresident. - . Froffssscr 3111 Campbeail, whose original idea was to have transparent: leaves in bcvoks so studs-nts woulcn t, have Lo turn pages, just selected his eleventh wife. Donald Euruizell, proprietor oi' the Chinesw restaurant 'Sum Ohms, disclosed ts repur-ters mduy that Ms new assistant, 3'-'illard Kimble, has discovered a new worm that is longer, fatwr, and Lxstier. Denali guaruzwtees that 513 meat used in his food is home grown.