Lawrence Park High School - Lawrentian Yearbook (Erie, PA)

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TI' ' Qlihe lamrentian 'U' What If???? Billy was a QUEEN instead of a KING? Willzird was a TREE instead of a POST? Marguerite was an ICEBERG instead of a FREEBERG? Phyllis was a TALKER instead of a SINGER? June was a JUDGE instead of a SQUIRE? Carl were a DRESS instead of a SOHMOCK? Enid and Darwin were SATfON instead of PRESTON? Frances had been JOHN'SfSON instead of ANDERSON? Kennard was a BEAR instead of a KOON? Helen was a CONGREGATION instead of a PARRISH? Luthey was a DIAMOND instead of a PEARL? Irene had been a HEAVYfWEIGHT instead of a GARTHWAITE? Nina had been a SHOE instead of a SANfDELL? Mzihue had BEENfIT instead of BENNfET? Ethel had been a DAY instead of a KNIGHT? Douglas had been a JOSEPH instead of a CARLE? Paul had been SATfON instead of BENTfON? Harry had been SHYER instead of SHIER? Jacqueline had been a FORD instead of a DODGE? Lewis had been-PUSHEDfON instead of RUSHTfON? Raymond had been a POORfWIN instead of a GOODWIN? Iviarion had been KALE instead of KAHL? Jack had been JAME'SfSON instead of WILL'SfSON? Billy had been EATEN instead of AITON? Nora was JIMMY'S instead of WILLIAM'S? fBy Pa'risfF1ance. Page ml!

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3 The lamrentlan 2 v! 3 - -- v ,...-., .. -M . , Eighth Grade History K Lawrentian! This is station 8th GfRfAfDfE broadcasting on a frequency of 70 I. Q's. At the sound of the gong it will be 8:30 A. M. Bang! We will now report to our respective homerooms. Our teachers are Miss Kennedy and Mr. Landers, two lovely creatures to meet the first thing in the yawning . A bell rings at 8:40, and out flows a stream of humanity, equaled only by the black ants of somewhere or other. As soon as we enter the various classes, our teachers are ready to give us a lecture, and ask us questions. Why, we've forgotten more than they'll ever know. Our favorite subjects are eating and sleeping, and our choicest periods are from 12 to 1, and from 3:30 P. M. until 8:30 A. M. Our teachers predict a great future for us. We're famous too! The 8th grade girls are the junior champs in basketball. Some' day they may be listed with the other great Pros . One never can tell. We've traveled quite a bit this year, too. We had a trip to the Court House with Miss Selig, a trip through the refrigeration department in the General Electric with Miss Kennedy, and we were transported to India by the interesting talk presented to us by Mrs. Zimmerman, an Indian Missionary. Walter Winchell and his Magic carpet have nothing on us! All in all, we've had an especially successful year, and hope to even better our record next year when we are ninth graders. If you wish knowledge of our activities while in the seventh grade, consult the Lawrentian of 1931. QJQ 8th GRADE PARTY L'Cootie, Cootieu f A prize for the one who has the most cootiesf' No, this is not a scene from the Great World War. It is the event of the eighth grade party held on Friday evening, April 22nd. Mr. Landers' home room sponsored this successful affair, while Miss Kennedy's pupils were invited guests. The evening included games. refreshments, and a motion picture, runoff by Mr. Skala. The 8A class appreciated the presence of Mr. and Mrs. Preston, and Mr. and Mrs. Schryver and guest. II PS?

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The iiatnrentian xlill ,y s-XG 4:17 Y 2 1 ' G . , N..x X :ff , Seventh Grade GJ? President ....,. ..... . . .RUTH Com-oAM VicefPresident .,., . . . . . . . . . ..... . .EARL Gruzccs Secretary ,....4.....,......,....,......,.. VIVIAN Farrar. HAT Ho! We're the seventh grade. Ever hear of us? If you haven't, you will soon. In some of the articles about our school the authors raved about the latest additions. And did they mention us? I'll say they didn't, and we're the very latest addition to this school. We were the last thing to come in fand perhaps the last to go outj. What a change this is from the elementary school! When we first came over here the teachers had an awful time with us. About 10:15 every morning and 2:15 in the afternoon, the recess bell from school No. 1 could be heard. Then would we start our weeping and wailing. We wanted recess. Do you think the teachers weakened and gave us some intermission? Not on your lifeg those hardfhearted knowledge pounders closed the windows and pulled down the shadesg so that we could neither see nor hear said bell. We soon got over this, however, and many of our other childish habits. We like this school now, in fact, so much that we hate to ever leave it. Our teachers aren't half bad, and our class mates are first rate. Then too, our building is one of the finest in the county. What more could we ask? Next year when we are eighth graders we hope to put the present eighth graders to shame by our boosting and other activities. By the time we are seniors we will be officially recognized as the class of the school. Teachers will hate to see us graduateg tears will fall fast and furiously as each member of the faculty begs with tearfdimmed eyes that we all remain and take a P. G. course fProctor and Gamble 4that's a dirty digj. GLV5 No Foolin': Q We love our teachers too- We love our Alma Mater, We're for you, son and daughter, Dear L. P. H. welre true. 'I Page 3 Q