Laurel Valley High School - Laurel Yearbook (New Florence, PA)

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Last Will and Testament ol The Senior Class of 1957 WE, THE SENIOR CLASS OF ONE THOUSAND NINE HUNRED FIFTY-SEVEN DO MAIGI , PUBLISH AND DECLARE THIS TO BE OUR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, HEREBY REVOKING AND NULLIPYING ANY OR ALL FORMER WILLS AND TESTAMENTS BY US AT ANY TIME HERETOFORE MADE. ITEM I: To the faculty of Laurel Valley High School, we leave behind our books , tests , and good conduct in classes . ITEM II: Unto the junior class , we bequeath the job of making the LAUREL a success. ITEM III: We surrender to the sophomores our class rings and proms , that they may enjoy them next year. I'I'EM IV: We will our dreams of becoming seniors and graduates to the members of the freshman class. ITEM V: We , as seniors , wish to will and bequeath the following personal treasures to our worthy under- classmen: 'l. JANET BOBKO wills her ability to be quiet to Carol Cushman. Make good use of it, Cush. 2. To Thomaslne Doyle, JANE CRUSAN gives her life-long pony tail. 3. MARY CUMMINGS surrenders her soft voice to Mr. Bouldin. 4. NANCY FOLTZ gives her white teeth to Fritz Henderson. Use them well, Fritz. 5. Yvonne Klodell is the proud receiver of PAY I-IENDERSON'S muscles. You'd better exercise them, Yvonne: or they might fade away. 6. JO-ANN GARLAND wills her commercial ability to Paul DeWitt. 7. To Billy Hoover, ROY CALDWELL leaves his knowledge of radios and television sets. 8. JIM BURKETT gladly passes on Room 16 to Charles Deemer. I hope you'll be happy there. 9. Her walks to school on cold mornings are what JANIE MUIR wants to be rld of, so she is willing them to Judy Peters. Hope you don't freeze, Judy. 10. JIM HUR6T'S slim physique ls bequeathed to Paul Ludwig. You've got a lot to work with. 11 . JOHN LUDWIG passes on all previous assignments to Albert McCullough. 12. To Mrs. Harris goes RALAND SHINGLER'S Elvis Presley haircut. I hope you'll be pleased with it. 13. BARBARA SMYDER wills her' quietness to Janet Colbert. You can use it in study halls , Janet. 14. Unto Armour Edwards , BOB WAGNER bequeaths his behavior. You really need it, Armour. 15. Pat Zamiska is proud to be the heir of MARIANNE BOTTEGAL'S wavy hair. 16. ALVIN BROWN'S unusual ability to get out of work ls left to Tom Bouch. 17. EVELYN HARR surrenders her four point deer to anyone who would like to have it. 18. To Dot Greacher, MYRNA KLINE bequeaths her ability to get into Uouble. Make good use of -:, Dot. 19. MARION HOWARD'S P.O.D. book is willed to Sam Henderson. 20. CARL CHESLA bequeaths his ability to get extra milk in the cafeteria to Cliff Henderson, better known as Milk Weed. 21 . DONNA LEAR leaves her bashfulness to Margery Henderson. Put lt to good use. 22. Judy Pollng is proud to be the heir of JO-ANN SCHROCK'S blue knee socks. That's so your legs won't freeze , Judy. 23. BILL JONES gladly passes on his Trlg book to anyone who wants it, and may they understand it better than he did. 24. PAT MIED has nothing to leave but her Bermuda shorts to Sandra Machak. I hope they're not too small. 25. CAROLE CALDWELL wills her short haircut to Jeannette Clark. 26. To all the refugees of gym class , VINCE LaMANTIA wills his school insurance. 27. EDDIE LAYTON wills his everlasting crewcut to Larry Beeler. 28. Eddie 'Oswalt is proud to be the heir of JERRY FLICKINGER'S automotive speed. 29. NANCY HEPNER passes on her nephew Kenny Hepner to Jackie Glessner forever and ever. 30. Unto Miriam Mears, BUTCH MAGNANI bequeaths his dainty feet. Do you think you'll ever find slippers tiny enough to fit them, Miriam? 31 . To Bobby Love, ARTIE BERNABO bequeaths his long walk to school. As if he needed lt. 32. BARBARA HEAP grants her ability to get a summer tan to Lynn Kinzey. You could use it all year long, Lynn. 33. To Woody Burkett, JIM GAMBLE leaves his ability to chew gum. 34. LEE HENDERSON is proud to give his love for Eisenhower to all the Democrats of Laurel Valley. 35. SAM MARTIN surrenders his pen and pencil to Skerv. You can use them to write all your love letters. 36. JACK HUGHES is glad to leave his collection of illegal excuses to Lewis Boske. 37. SKEETS MEARS leaves his Buick to Dave Magnani because Dave wants one so badly. 38. TOM PARSHA wills all his touchdowns to Bill Stutzman. You've got a lot to start off with, Waldo. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, we have set our hands and seals unto this , our last will and testament, written upon this sheet of paper, this eighteenth day of December, one thousand nine hundred fifty-seven. 27

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Class Prophecy Quiet everybody. This is the R. G. Caldwell Broadcasting Station. We are now tuning in on the biggest event in all the Ages of History. The most successful people in the world are meeting at Layton's Paradise , the largest restaurant this side of Mars. It is owned exclusively by Edwin Lagon, The food is prepared by that great dietitian, Miss Ianet Bobko. Miss Bobko has found a new scientific formula for preparing food that is guaranteed not to bother your ulcers . Seeley Magnani ls flying the guests to the Layton in his latest invention, the Butchsoda. This vehicle is capable of flying in the air or cruising on the highway.. It is very easy to handle since it is only ten blocks long. Vincent LaMant1a and Iack Huqhes, the owners of the largest meat packing company, are supply- ing the meat for the feast. They have incorporated the fifteen major meat companies into their own firm. All are breathless as they take their first look at the ballroom. The interior decorating was under the management of Miss Marianne Bottegal. She has designed the ballroom to resemble the starry sky on a warm summer night. Rumor has it that she copied the design from a prom of '56. James Burkett and Gerald Flickinggr, Walt Disney's new artists , were responsible for the beautiful portraits that grace the walls. The artists work under the title of Burk G Flick. Their next assignment will be to draw cartoons to amuse the United Planets. ' The Layton is especially noted for the efficiency of its staff, which is under the direction of Miss Barbara Smyder. Miss Smyder's staff has over 3,000 members. Music for this memorable evening is under the leadership of that great composer, Arthur Bernabo. He is head of the Little Men's Music Association. The newest dance craze all over the universe was first danced by this versatile man. It is called the Art1e. The guests are beginning to arrive. First, of course, is that banking tycoon, Carl Chesla. Rumor has it that he has just taken over the Rockmellon Stock Exchange. His private treasurer ls Wllllam lones. Mr. Iones is also the treasurer for the Mighty Mouse Club. Miss Carole Caldwell and her assistant, Miss Marlon Howard, are just approaching the huge oaken doors . These doors are the products of that great lumberman, Alvin Brown. Miss Caldwell is the head fYPist for the Roommark Card Company. Miss Howard is always by her side. The New York Times has recently announced its new editor, Lee Henderson. Lee plays the piano in his spare time. At this time , he is ready to play a selection from Chopanzo. Miss Evelyn Harr has just arrived. You can easily identify Miss Harr by her red hair. Everyone wishes to congratulate her on her success in the new Shetler 6. Harr Account1ng'Flrm. Her companion ls none other than Miss Nancy Foltz. Miss Foltz is also to be congratulated: she is head bookkeeper of the I. C. Penny Company in Mercury. Yes, james Gamble has just arrived at the Brown Door. He is president of the Gamble Construction Company. He has discovered a substance that holds boards together without nails. It seems that one day Jim dropped his bubble gum on a board. The result netted him another cooLtr1lllon. Miss Barbara loan Heap and her ten poodles have just stepped from their Cadillac. She is principal of the Neat Secretarial School. Her-nickname is Heap, the Petite. The world-famous Dior of 1967 is Miss Donna Lear. Miss Lear has designed the gowns for all the ladies present. Her next assignment is to design the gomm for Miss Venus of '70. Miss Patricia Mied is not here yet. She had to type up the last minutes of the Senate meeting. She was voted the fastest typlst in the universe by the Kline Statistics Magazine. Miss Mgna Kline ls the editor of this magazine. On week ends, she goes to Africa with the Richard Safari. The .nations No. one man at the present is james Hurst. Ilm manufactures Curly, the home permanent for men. I hear the males are golng for it ln a big way. Professor Ludwig, head of Yaleduke'Unlvers1ty, is the speaker for the evening. Iohn also splits atoms in his spare time. The Olympic champions , Miss JoAnne Schrock and Mlss Fay Henderson, will be late for the ball. The President of the United States is just awarding them the Gold Medal of Athletes for being the out- standing runners of the century. The busiest people at this time are Miss lane Crusan and Miss Mary Cummings, ambassadors of Satum and Neptune. The two planets are arguing over the question of who ls going to get the first sunbeam of the year. The situation is now apparently under control. The new Supreme Court Justice, Harry Mears , and his legal secretary, Miss lo-Ann Garland, were collaborating on the biggest issue ever to smash into the world of justice. Raland Shlngler and Robert Wager, the world's richest men, are debating over the question of who has the most money. After considerable thought, Chief Iustice Mears ruled that they both had equal wealth. When Miss Garland is not working on a case, she works on a new shorthand manual, the Herb Method, that ls going to cut shorthand to a minimum. Miss Nancy Hepner, the head of Amalgamated Selgh Telephone Company, has just invented a new system. You just turn a dial, and you can see as well as hear the person talking. The famous whiz in the world of electronics and the director of the R. G. Caldwell Broadcasting System is , of course, Roy Caldwell. He has done much to improve sound waves. The new manager of General Don Mills , Miss Iane Muir, has just arrived. She had devised a new cereal called cherio-with-a-center-ln-it. There is a great demand for it. Last, but certainly not least, are those two great football stars , Sam Martin and Tom Parsha. They are the chief players of the Chobanymen Team. They have never lost a game. Well, you have met the most famous people in the universe. They hope you will come back to the Paradise to see them often.

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