Latham High School - Crusader Yearbook (Latham, KS)

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LHST llllll HHD TESTHHIEHT We the class of nrneteen hundred frfty four do hereby make and declare Ih1S to be our last wrll and testament to be read on the 19th day of May and was hereby wrtnessed by the followrng offrcers of the Senror Class -fbf-of I DALE WAKEFIELD w1ll my ab1l1ty to argue to Mr Young I EMILY HILDIBRAND wrll my ab1l1ty to get along w1th Mrs Anders to Patr1c1a Frnley and my natural curly ha1r to Jean Lodsdon I SHIRLEY WOODALL wrll my abtlrty to laugh and eat to Corrlne Calvln I MARIETTA WILLIAMS wrll my frrendltness to Joyce Brng and my ab1l1ty to laugh and eat rn the study hall to the sophomore gtrls I JOAN CAMPBELL wrll my ab1l1ty to get along wrth the teachers and students to Mrs Wolfe I GERALD WATSON w1l1 my workmg ab1l1ty to Sam Wrtght provrdlng he doesn t overdo tt CHARLES BOYER w1ll my track ab1l1ty to J1m Brng DELBERT FINLEY w11l my abrlrty to play basketball to STANLEY SMITH w1l1 my famous wrnk to Larry Bradley ROLLA RYAN w1l1 my good looks to J1m Page HELEN DENNETT Wrll my art1st1c ab1l1ty to J1m Bmg and my popularrty wrth the boys to Mr Hartsook I ELDON PROVINCE leave the teachers wonderrng how I got Ollt I RONALD EVANS w1ll all the bath towels I have lost durmg the past four years to whoever has them I JUANITA CRAFT wrll my competetrve spurt and rnexhaust 1ble supply of energy to Llnda Hlldrbrand I JOYCE PRICE w1ll my studtous nature and academtc excel lence to brother Larry 'iz'-' I3 W j I 7 C' L , , .J Cleo. I, , ' ' . I, , ' ' .

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PHUPHECU Mrss Shrrley Woodall better known as Bareback Woodall rs now rn the rodeo at N Y Crty When she goes walkrng rn the park and happens to see a man she always has a tender feelrng for hrm rf rt happens to be a Berry Shrrley rs a promrnent socralrte and has been engaged three trmes but she always broke the engagement She rs very good wrth a needle and thread because she has mended a broken heart several trmes The former Marretta Wrllrams rs now lrvrng rn Mrssourr wrth her second husband and her erght chrldren She owns a radro statron K M B C rn Kansas Crty Mrssourr Marretta rs known on K M B C for her set of Qurntuplets Mrss Helen Dennett rs a nurse at St John s Hosprtal Therr motto rs If you hop rn you prtal out Helen has had many peculrar patrents One was the case of Lover Boy Darrell He had a strange habrt of wantrng to make love to the nurses All the nurses fought to have Lover Boy Darrell as therr patrent but hrs chorce was Helen They were marrred shortly after and now lrve rn Georgra where there are no more nurses Her favorrte pastrme rs embrorderrng on tea towels Eldon Provrnce rs now head of a bubble gum rndustry Hrs gum rs made out of a concoctron of arr water and coal so when you chew rt you don t know rf you have a blowout clrnker or a leaky frllrng Thrs gum doesn t blow bubbles It doesn t stretch rt doesn t even guarantee to make your teeth whrte In fact after you get through chewrng rt you probably won t have any teeth Therr motto rs Thrs gum rsn t good to chew but rt rs good for trre patches Dale Wakefreld and wrfe the former Marrlyn Hoard and therr twelve chrldren own a l 000 000 acre ranch rn Texas and Dale rs the leadrng cattle man rn hrs state The srx boys are rmages of therr father and are followrng rn hrs footsteps 'xlrss Emrly Hrldrbrand rs now a Fan Dancer rn one of the Latrm Amerrcan Nrght Clubs rn Greenwrch Vrllage New York where she rs better known as Cocoa Fannre She rs engaged to the owner of the Club who rs known as the multr mrllronarre Theodore Abraham Johnathan Charles Moneybags Cocoa Fannre has so many dramonds she replaced her fans wrth dramonds Stanley Smrth better known as Mr Narlhead has recerved the Novel Award for berng the greatest man rnventor rn hrs trme lie rnvented a capsule that makes you grow two feet rn two seconds There s only one thrng wrong wrth rt It may back frre and when rt does rnstead of makrng you tall rt makes you fat Thrs rs how he met hrs wrfe Narl head Nlrdget She was trred of havrng people say How s the weather down there? Stanley gave her one of hrs prlls and rt backfrred They were marrred and now they have three lrttle tacks Moe Toe and Poe Mrs Ixorman Craft better known to Latham as Joyce Prrce rs now the star performer of the Parnum and Parley Crrcus One of her most spectacular acts rs She clrmbs 300 feet rn the arr and jumps from a sprrngboard rnto the can non where she rs shot out of the cannon by her husband Norman Craft better known as Deadeye Joe After thrs s spends her trme rn an ambulance recoverrng from mrnor brurses and scratches Deadeye and Joyce have frve lrttle o guns They are named after her dear schoolmates at L H S Shrrley Marretta Emrly Joan Juanrta and Helen Mrs Ronald Evans the former Juanrta Craft rs now resrdrng rn Calrfornra wrth her husband and three chrldren Terry Larry and Carrre After graduatrng she went rnto nurses trarnrng at Wesley Hosprtal and became a regrstered nurse After she was marrred she qurt nursrng and became a lovrng wrfe and mother for a few years She rs now head nurse at one of the large hosprtals rn Calrfornra Charles Boyer rs now a mrllronarre after makrng hrs fortune from an orl well rn Oklahoma He rs marrred for t fourth trme fthey all marrred hrm for hrs moneyj to a movre star and they are resrdrng rn Beverly Hrlls whrle she con trnues makrng prctures It rs rumored that he rs gorng to buy out the Paramount Prcture Company Joan Campbell Latham s former Joe Dr Maggro rs now playrng rn one of the brg leagues She never marrred as she was too rnterested rn her career Her former flame Johnnre Ramp dred of a broken heart because she spurned hrs love She once knocked a ball so far that when rt went across Kansas they thought rt was a flyrng saucer She was rn New York Crty at the trme Ronald Evans entered college after graduatrng from hrgh school and srnce then he has become a great polrtrcran He has been elected to local county and state offrces In the presrdentral electron Ronald rs plannrng on berng a candrdate He rs marrred to Juanrta Craft an attractrve nurse at one of the large hosprtals rn Calrfornra Delbert Frnley rs a great farmer now He has also rnvented all hrs machrnery that he has on hrs farm He presses a button on hrs tractor and rt plows all of hrs freld rn a few hours wrthout any gurdrng whrle Delbert rs rnventrng some thrng else to help htm save work for hrmself and hrs wrfe They now have erght chrldren Rolla Ryan a graduate from L H S has recently wrrtten hrs most famous novel After readrng all of Shakespeare works Rolla was so enthusrastrc that he couldn t rest untrl he had completed hrs novel whrch rs now No 1 book on the hrt parade Gerald Watson rs world known for hrs skrrng abrlrty Gerald recently recerved a broken leg arm and three cracked rrbs Therefore he rs compelled to spend thrs wrnter rn Palm Sprrngs Gerald Just can t stay off the skrrs so he rs now masterrng the art of water skrrng Mrs Anders after spendrng several years rn the commerce and home economrcs department of teachrng has entered a new freld She recently stated her desrre to become a teacher rn athletrcs and manual trarnrng Good luck' Y I Thrs page sponsored by ZOLON'S LADIES READY TO WEAR, HUDSON BATTERY 81 ELECTRIC El Dorado, Kansas El Dorado, Kansas - - 11 11 - 1 1 ' , , . . . 1 1 - , . . . . . , . ., . . . . - - 11 1 - 11 - - 11 ' - 11 - - 11 11 - - 11 11 - - - 1 1 , . . . . . . . . ,, . . 11 ' - 1 - 1 , , . . . . . , , , . . 1 . - 1 - 1 - 1 . 1 1 - - 11 - - 1 - - - . , . 1 1 1 1 A 1 1 . 1 ' 1 1 1 - 1 . . . . , . . . . ,, . 1 1 - - 11 - - 11 1 1 11 - - A 1 . 1 1 1 1 - , . . . - 1 1 - 11 11 - he 1 1 - - 1 - - 1 1 1 1 1 1 - - 1 1 1 1 1 - 1 1 1 . 1 1 11 - - 11 - - - - - 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 - . , 1 ' - . . . ,S , . 1 . , 1 . . , . . . . 1 1 - 1 1 - 1 1 . . 1 1 1

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SEIIIUR PLHU MUMBO-JUMBO by Jack Barnard CAST Mrs. Sarah Reynolds ....... John Reynolds . Dick Reynolds . Pee-Wee Smith Tweety . . Monahan. . . Harold Custer . Mrs. Custer . Mr. Peter Beamish . . Doctor Gaza Omahandra . Kay Samedi . . Madame Celesta Peaches Greeding Lem Marblehead Miss Emma Burpee ..,,,,,, Daisy .... . . - . . . . . . Juanita Craft . . .Rolla Ryan . Dale Wakefield . Eldon Province Marietta Williams . Charles Boyer . Gerald Watson .Emily Hildibrand . Delbert Finley . Stanley Smith . . Joyce Price . Shirley Woodall . .Helen Dennett . Ronald Evans . Joan Campbell . . Juanita Craft DIRECTOR-Mrs. M. C. Anders 'X This page sponsored by MILES FURNITURE 8: MORTUARY Burden, Kansas 'i '.. . 1 y A ff 'iw 5 51- ff-Lfa'f t ,,, H. P. TRIPLETT MOTOR CO. Burden, Kansas r'rs , ,,,,q..-...Nh . K I , 5A:,5f:-Ellis .,,,rrnyr J '