Lakeview High School - Viking Yearbook (Columbus, NE)

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I Herman Janssen will to Kevin Hellbusch my ability to go in the ditch twice in one night without being drunk. I Brenda Rosche will to Steve Schreiber a lock of my hair in case he sits behind a crew cut next year. I Mitch Ehmke will to Mike Liebig my 5 super strong Hinky Dinky Pencils, and to Mr. Barnes my complete knowledge of mathematics, which I never knew. I Donna Gibson will to Mrs. Huggler a box of pencils so she will always be READY to lend students pencils without collateral. I Janel Liebig will to my brother Mr. Whiting; and Mrs. Brown, a year's supply of pig brains, kidneys, etc., to be used for the advancement of medical science; to Gramps Morten- sen a case of Poly-grip, and to Mr. Greenwall my research paper entitled, How to Burn the Midnight Oil . I David Muhle will to Rick Hellbusch the ability to take an entire year of school to build a picnic table, and Mr. Barnes a new car so he can spend his evenings changing oil instead of diapers. I Nancy Bruckner will to Margie Carr my beach towel for emergencies at state tournaments, and to Jane Vandenburg I will a transistor radio so she can still listen to music when the car battery starts to go dead. I Vicky Niedfeldt will to Mr. Barnes my long hair so his brains won t get frost-bite in the winter; and to Mr. Greenwall the wire from my Twirp Day pigtails so his hair can stand on end without correcting thirty-one research papers. I Ronald Bamboo Eisner will to Mr. Plettner 4 signs reading: Notice, all Senior boys must shave and get a hair cut once a week. (To save him the trouble of telling them.) I Barb Goedeken, will to Jim Jacobson all my dead brain cells—anything is an improvement. I Jim Hennessy, being sound (asleep), will to Mr. Plettner 20 students just like me to turn those short whiskers on his head grey, just like Mr. Kamm's. I Colleen Schreiber, will Kelli Aerni my locker next to Jim Sander, along with everything in it that reminds me of him, so maybe one person will miss him when he's gone. I Clyde Schroeder will Dan Rosenthal a case of B.O. juice for P.E. I Sharon Donoghue will to Debbie Salak and Ruth Rowaldt a 5 lbs. bag of sunflower seeds to eat during home ec. I Helene Bierman will my quietness to any junior, it really helps fool teachers. I Richard DeBower, will to Randy Hoadley the ability to have candy and pop in shop class without getting caught, before the stud. co. slugs the machines. I Tony Krings will to Randy Irr! Ving Heibel a Japanese tiger airplane so he can be the first American Kamikaze that ever lived; to Keith Pillen a tutor so he can get though English when I'm gone, and to Steve Sylso a can of unexpected pleasure for Mondays. I Nancy Lutjens will to Karen Loseke the very much needed ability to keep her cool during those student outbursts in shorthand; Margie Carr my permit to drive taxi cabs in Lincoln; and my brother Terry the old green tank, Good Luck with it! I Mike Coan will to Mrs. Stuthman two library aids like Vern and me. I Glenda Schreiber will to any junior the ability to party 8 days and nights a week without getting into trouble with the law. I Dan Griffiths will to Mrs. Stuthman, my ability to do something is the Library besides sit at the front desk, and Mrs. Slusarski my own bicentennial paper moon. I Keith Runge will to Mr. Miyoshi my Japanese rat trap and Leo one roll of toilet paper to write all of his receipts. I Kris Finch will to Mrs. Huggler my ability NOT to accuse anybody of cheating on a test.

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CLYDE SCHROEDER is now a star of Leave it to Beaver . BARB GOEDEKEN has now opened up a nationally known barley pop and pop corn stand. COLLEEN SCHREIBER, alias Mean Joe Greene Colleen, has finally established international girls boxing. CINDY BRUHN is now part owner of Freddie's Friendly Dating Service. VICKY NIEDFELDT has written a book entitled How to Improve Your Knowledge by Taking Home Your Locker . DIANE SOUL- LIERE is a nurse who specializes in taking out Sliva's. After 15 years, RON ELSNER has started to work at a bamboo factory. DEBBIE LIEBIG now attends Yal University 20 hrs. each day, and in her spare time teaches saxaphone lessons and makes appearances on the Lawrence We Ik show. After 15 years and many hickeys, ANN WURDEMAN is still complaining that her Lip- perts. MYRON LOSEKE at the age of 32 has just won the title of Mr. America . DENNIS DURKOP has taken over the Jolly Green Giant's job and is now known as the Jolly Red Giant. TOM LUESCHEN has opened up his own gambling casino in Platte Center. JIM HENNESSY is still known after 15 years to repeat his life long dream, Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman!! After 15 years of applying DOUG COFFEY finally got a job modeling panty hose for Hanes. HELENE BIERMAN will be an instructer of the Japanese language. MITCH EHMKE is the manager of the Hinky Dinky supermarket. In 30 yrs. SHARON DONOGHUE will be a house- wife with 10 children and 60 grandchildren. BECKY MOHR will be the proud owner of a bal- loon factory. DAN GRIFFITHS will have finally learned how to use his contact lenses. After becoming Ms. America, JANEL LIEBIG has become the Little Old Lady from Pasadena. KEITH RUNGE, better known as the 6C man, has a TV series. TONY KRINGS has finally reseeded his pasture after 15 years of use. VICKIE HASSEBROOK has finally found the guy with all the answers, after 15 yrs. of asking different guys for help in bookkeeping. CHRIS RUNGE has finally put her scream to use, she is now a professional Hog Caller. After 15 years of wearing wet pants, SCOTT ERNEST finally learned they should have been Dried First . NANCY BRUCKNER is now staring in Happy Days as Arnold and gives Ba Ha Ha Ha lessons. DIANE LOSEKE has finally put to use the filler techniques she learned from her speech on embalming. After 15 years of being the dark room technician for Eastman Kodak, ROSY and his assistant have de- cided it's easier in the light. RICK SLIVA has recently bought a car for $25 that ran for more than a week. JOE JAZWICK is the new Pig Pen of the Snoopy comic strip. After 15 years of Drivers Ed., GARY WEMHOFF has finally learned how to drive safely! DAVE MUHLE is now manufacturing picnic tables for Loseke, Inc. and recently increased pro- duction to two per year. VERN HILMER now owns the Red Flame C B Corporation. DAVE LIP- PERT is now President of the Coco-Cola Co. and fills Mr. Geraghty's private pop machine daily. After 15 years of dedicated farming, MERLIN GROTELUESCHEN has finally figured out that he is supposed to put machines in the machine shed not parties. After 15 years of playing Varsity Basketball at Lakeview, TIM KOCH finally graduated after raising his music grade and getting Mrs. Boldin to sign his release. Senior Class Wills I Dennis Durkop will to any future Lakeview student the opportunity to join the Junior Achievement radio company and have all the excitement that I did. I Sharon Gehring will to any future Teacher's aide the ability to run the halls, and get a teacher that doesn't have much to do, like sorting corks for Mr. Ramig. 14

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specially when they're on separate pages, and Mrs. Slusarski 20 students in Art Class with y Attitude, and never to leave the class without a head-ache. I Rick Sliva will to Mike Soullierre my ability to get caught every time I skip out. I Becky Mohr, will to Jean Watson my ability to crawl through basement windows and get it by flying shoes, and to Debbie Salak my ability to wreck a house in one night. I Joe Jazwick will my innocence to any junior as it will get you a lot further. I Myron Loseke will to any future advanced machanics class the ability to fix Eight N Ford ractors. I Cindy Plettner will to Don Otte the ability to turn his head when an unexpected streaker tfnes up the stairs, and to Janice Kallweit the ability to sneak to the back of the wrestling .is as well as the fun of getting up at 5:00 in the morning. I Mike Kula will to anyone my ability to say so little and get into so much trouble. I Vern Olson will my ability to go through 4 years of school, not learn a thing, and still jss . I Ann Wurdeman will Ivy Bakenhus one night of coon hunting on the canal road and the abil- y to know what kind of questions NOT to ask a guy; also to Glenda Plettner the willingness to ) it even if it doesn't seem worth it. I Merline Jaixen, will to Joan Nelson the ability to get what she wants without making a g fuss about it; and to my classmates all the good luck the future can hold for them. I Vernon Hilmer will my shop pencil and tape measure to Gary Egger since whenever they ive a test he always has it anyway. I Carol Ernst, being of broken body, will to Mike Iverson and Dennis Vacha the world's rgest flashlight , to Ivy the ability to not worry; to Margie and Theresa the never dieing rses of Wasted Days and Wasted Nights to my brother MY nickname; and to anyone who II take them one pair of worn out crutches. We, Patty Janssen and Vickie Hassebrook, will to Mrs. Brown our driver's license fold- s, a one-way ticket to Chambers for biology day, and some doughnuts to eat for lab session, uppy Mother s Day, MOM! I Jed Brunken will to Mr. Greewall, Mr. Bruckner, and Mr. Barnes, a water line to the moke-room so they won't have to go and get water for their coffee all the time. I Larry Bennett, will to Jane Shanle and Ivy Bakenhus the ability to make better snow ulptures; to Mr. Cruickshank an honorary presidency of the Sun Maid Raisin Co.; and to Mr. s ability to act like a normal person and not give everyone hurts-don-its . I Randy Hichman being of sound mind and superfantabulous, muscular, and wonderfully cur- ceous body, do will to any junior wilt enough hair on his chest to handle it, (including girls) ' great attribute of modesty; and to Greg Wurdeman the ability to do something. I Scott Ernst will to any future D.O. student the ability to leave school at 2:30 for work t now show up until 4:00. I Marla Bohuslavsky will to any underclassman my last name so they will have the ability embarrass anyone who tries to pronounce it, and to next year's freshmen, I will some respect Seniors. I Tim Koch will to Mr. Plettner the ability to grow enough hair on his head so as not to get ;unburn; and to Mrs. Stuthman the ability to BE QUIET after she tells the rest of the library shut up, also a brand new baby rattle and my ability to stay slim. I Douglass Coffey will Mrs. Boldin all my happiness, enjoyment and especially my smiles hopes that her classes will be more enjoyable. I also will Rick Lindeman a pair of Hanes nty Hose for future use in Mrs. Slusarski's One-Act Play Contests.