Lakeside School - Numidian Yearbook (Seattle, WA)

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CLASS PRDPHECY DEAR MR. HAMILTON: On your request We're sending you the following information pertaining to the members of the Class of 1950. Iim Bailey has become Louie B. Mayer's yes man and is a big cog in the MGM machine. He met Mayer while at the Indianapolis 500 watching Terry Gaither knock twenty five minutes off Stu Richards' time. Terry was driving the latest super-jet car built in one of Clark Goss' and Tony Callison's custom speed shops. The car was financed by Stan Phelps, noted Milwaukee beer baron, who by the way, now owns Sun Valley which is managed and operated by Terry Malarkey. Dale Yates has the largest fleet of fishing boats in the Westem Hemisphere and is doing quite well. He ships all his produce East by Don Manlowe's continental truck lines. From there it is distributed by Ken Schoenfeld, who is married to Iack Benny's daughter and living in a fine Park Avenue apartment. Bob Stiffler and Ierry Petram have gone into the five and ten business and are doing a rushing business in distributing parts for the Hillman Minx. Iohn Vowles is now selling low grade, surplus gasoline at high prices. The only reason he has a good business is the fact that he sponsors Harvey Loe on the radio. Loe took over Bob Hope's spot about a half a year ago. Also down California way is Don Iuan Ierry Donovan who is now a prominent playboy with oil wells and wives. Donovan bought the oil wells from Ioe Cox who had been raising poison oak in one of his ex-precincts while trying to find the cure for the Portland Itching Disease. Bermuda 6fl5f75 Our once prominent engineering personality Leonard Bushnell is now first wiper on a tanker running to China where Al Morgan is doing a land office business in old bags-, of tea that is. I noticed in the papers the other day where Ted Rogers had broken his neck while trying to climb Capitol Hill after leaving a party given by Alan Greiner who was celebrating his first violin concert. I Oh, yes, by the wav, lim Shannon finally got into college at Humptulips State Teachers, where sewer meets the sea. Of course you have probably read where Harvey Casbarian and Brad Henke are on trial for attempting to start another Civil War. Their reason was that the president had refused to cut taxes on Mint Iuleps. They almost got away with it and they still might as that eminent lawyer, Don Dorsey is waging a fantastic battle in the courts to clear them. Walter Bush has built up a successful practice in Spokane. He is now head toenail specialist in the Gall Stone Hospital. Bruce Bordeaux is now playing center on the U.S. entry in the International Basketball League. He travels from country to country on a chartered boat direct from Tom Slipper's elite We aim to please everybody ferry service. Tom Simons has gone into the Brown Cookie Business. You have heard undoubtedly of Maw Simon's Cookies. One of his main plants is operated by Bob Rutherford who is trying to open a string of drive-in restaurants on the side. Art Harms now has a Chevrolet agency and is married to a very beautiful woman. Don Smith and Art Hendrickson have gone into the boat-building business. I presume they became partners because they have always agreed with each other. Fritz Drumheller is now football coach at Notre Dame and his teams haven't lost in 77 times out. We're glad to have been of service to you and if you want any additional information you may write us at The Creveling-Malarkey Resort Home, Bermuda. Yours truly, D. Creveling and G. Malarkey. 23

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IUNIOR CLASS The Iunior Class of this year is the largest in the school. It has the best minds of any class in the school and also the biggest morons. More people of the Class of 1951 dissipate regularly than in any other class. The Iunior Class has made more contributions along sports lines than any other class. lt has, however, con- tributed nothing more. lt has presented several colossally dull, unprofitable movies, and a fairly successful Iunior Prom resulted from a poorly executed plan. Fewer Iuniors are on the Gold Star award list or on the Honor Roll than any other classg this, however, is not entirely their fault, but is partly due to the fact that the school does not provide exceptionally fine instruction in some of its more scientific courses. The Iunior Class has one merit outstanding above any others. It has the finest bunch of boys which have ever attended Lakeside, and probably will equal any future class. Most of the boys are fairly conscientious, and almost all of them are thinking along higher levels both in the matter of studies and in the life of the school. The class government is not as efficient as it could be, but it is thriving and manages a good control of class and class situations. ln short, while many improvements are desirable and possible, the Iuniors stand head and shoulders above the other classes. BOB WHITHED, Class of '51 25