Lakeside School - Numidian Yearbook (Seattle, WA)

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CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of Lakeside, presumably sound of mind and body, do individually and in concert execute, publish and declare this our last will and testament. To the Iuniors we leave the slowly diminishing privileges, several thoroughly discouraged and disillusioned masters, and the standard fixtures such as the door and the circle. To the Sophomores we leave the right to harass, thwart, and in general foul up any project taken up by Gordie. To the Freshmen we leave that infinitesimal spark of hope. lim Bailey leaves his ability to make a great outdoor epic out of a cheap Western to Soren Normann. Bruce Bordeaux wills his parking space at St. Nick to lim Anthony. Walt Bush wills one thoroughly battered room at The A's to lim Richards. Len Bushnell wills his love for dorm life to ever-cooperative lim Thebo. Harvey Casbarian leaves the North to us Yankees and goes back to the South. Harvey Casbarian leaves the north to us Yankees and goes back to the South. Ioe Cox gives his agreeable attitude to Dave Ellis. Dan Creveling bequeaths his place in line at the St. Vincent de Paul bargain counter to Ross Manning. Ierry Donovan departs for San Francisco in search of those 20 dancing girls. Don Dorsey leaves his vociferousness to Mike Briggs. Fritz Drumheller leaves his football attitude in class to Heathman. Terry Gaither leaves his school spirit to Don Dexter. Alan Greiner wills 3,000,000 copies of LIGHTNING to the up and coming music appreciation class. Art Harms leaves his speed on the track to Hollister. Art Hendrickson leaves his deep booming voice to Matt Grieve. Brad Henke gives his reputation as a social lion to Ferris Dracably. Harvey Loe leaves his drag with Mr. Small to Righteous Rae Graham. George Malarkey leaves his capacity to Larry Hayes. Terry Malarkey takes a well stocked address book back to Portland with him. Don Manlowe leaves, in a large truck. Al Morgan tenderly bequeathes his diamond studded curlers for the hair on his chest to Wally Ganty. Chuck Perrett leaves his record of l3 minutes, 38.5 seconds flat to Queen Anne Hill to Mr. Spader. Ierry Petram gives his NROTC Commodores hat to Blair Dyson. Stan Phelps leaves his bottle cap collection to Bill Calvert. Stewart Richards leaves his book on How to Treat Women to Mort Frayn. Ted Rogers leaves his diligent study of Senior Math to Leedom. Bob Rutherford bequeaths his harem to an enterprising junior. Ken Schoenfeld wills his collection of TATLER excuses to the first guy energentic enough to shovel out the office. lim Shannon leaves his puritan attitude and his quiet, soft-spoken mannerisms to Pete Bishop. Tom Simons leaves his felicitous ways with the women to Phil Kelley. Tom Slipper gives his well worn seat on the Bainbridge ferry to CaIDDY Clarke. Don Smith leaves for three months. Bob Stiffler leaves for his shanty in Los Angeles, the one with the swimming pool. Iohn Vowles leaves amid a cloud of flying turf from the parking strip for Portland for the 67th time this year. Dale Yates leaves his quick two bottle cold remedy to Dick Werttemberger. 22

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X THOMAS SLIPPER A 'I f f Ever , ne renfem om . ri y r t ' t o pers ality hggrldzl e su' ver be r I Clu a V ootball, an baseball ke 1very bus t th cho l a d o the y k- w e cl L?Qmo ain to tr c on the b s. C e t el nrnx ay , t ake ail' fbfswim ' g, ., r r grocery st e wa i en e h wing hi r' er's li ' - N tyear: U. .!?J ' DALE YATES Although Daler came to Lakeside as a Iunior he wasyrapidly absorbed by the members of the class of '50 and readily became one of them. His quick wit and vivid humor also made him a hit with the rest of the school. As a Iunior, Daler turned out for the ineligible squad and as a Senior, proved to be a rugged tackle for the Varsity, easily winning his letter. He also turned out tor track and under the guise of indifference worked hard at the sport and became number two man ofthe 880. Next year: U. of W., Business Administration. Z Z A N qv E . he 4- M ' as-f ai Qi --Q, We ,, M9 ,f .J-Aon f We WWW ROBERT s'rn'r'1.En Q 0 1 Another of the seventh throu eltth ade wojidersf' Bob has marked his stcry on the quadrangle w hi a' IQQ prowes . In the lower school, Bob won two football, an! t aseQll e the p school he earned two Frosh-Soph and two Na tootb le r . o - oph and three Varsity baseball letters. Theyerv in er s ns, ob ent in making enough baskets to lead the Br . in col1T?n. n I ' t making some sort of letter, he is busily at or sports dk of he er, feature writer for the Numidian. X - I -2 -L Lakeside's competitiv s rts will not suffer wit increased opportunities for other activities. Next year: Stan d. O fy W the heart c ll activi hn ld be found doing his est t suc ffi allyg uno ' has done a great share th ork.c oits ' r' e tl e h covered the field for sports portorially nd a er o aseb ll squad i.n his op more and I ' ears, h co 1 ed h' success of the sp Lakeside. spite all e e ra-curricul c 'viti has won his s goldwatfirs and h s d t e a ected t iendly social lion. 'X 'A .e La esi ers o tur years qive the midi, s an annually distin ve y eristicf' rf Next y ar: Wesl an, Dentistry. M 21

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CLASS PRDPHECY DEAR MR. HAMILTON: On your request We're sending you the following information pertaining to the members of the Class of 1950. Iim Bailey has become Louie B. Mayer's yes man and is a big cog in the MGM machine. He met Mayer while at the Indianapolis 500 watching Terry Gaither knock twenty five minutes off Stu Richards' time. Terry was driving the latest super-jet car built in one of Clark Goss' and Tony Callison's custom speed shops. The car was financed by Stan Phelps, noted Milwaukee beer baron, who by the way, now owns Sun Valley which is managed and operated by Terry Malarkey. Dale Yates has the largest fleet of fishing boats in the Westem Hemisphere and is doing quite well. He ships all his produce East by Don Manlowe's continental truck lines. From there it is distributed by Ken Schoenfeld, who is married to Iack Benny's daughter and living in a fine Park Avenue apartment. Bob Stiffler and Ierry Petram have gone into the five and ten business and are doing a rushing business in distributing parts for the Hillman Minx. Iohn Vowles is now selling low grade, surplus gasoline at high prices. The only reason he has a good business is the fact that he sponsors Harvey Loe on the radio. Loe took over Bob Hope's spot about a half a year ago. Also down California way is Don Iuan Ierry Donovan who is now a prominent playboy with oil wells and wives. Donovan bought the oil wells from Ioe Cox who had been raising poison oak in one of his ex-precincts while trying to find the cure for the Portland Itching Disease. Bermuda 6fl5f75 Our once prominent engineering personality Leonard Bushnell is now first wiper on a tanker running to China where Al Morgan is doing a land office business in old bags-, of tea that is. I noticed in the papers the other day where Ted Rogers had broken his neck while trying to climb Capitol Hill after leaving a party given by Alan Greiner who was celebrating his first violin concert. I Oh, yes, by the wav, lim Shannon finally got into college at Humptulips State Teachers, where sewer meets the sea. Of course you have probably read where Harvey Casbarian and Brad Henke are on trial for attempting to start another Civil War. Their reason was that the president had refused to cut taxes on Mint Iuleps. They almost got away with it and they still might as that eminent lawyer, Don Dorsey is waging a fantastic battle in the courts to clear them. Walter Bush has built up a successful practice in Spokane. He is now head toenail specialist in the Gall Stone Hospital. Bruce Bordeaux is now playing center on the U.S. entry in the International Basketball League. He travels from country to country on a chartered boat direct from Tom Slipper's elite We aim to please everybody ferry service. Tom Simons has gone into the Brown Cookie Business. You have heard undoubtedly of Maw Simon's Cookies. One of his main plants is operated by Bob Rutherford who is trying to open a string of drive-in restaurants on the side. Art Harms now has a Chevrolet agency and is married to a very beautiful woman. Don Smith and Art Hendrickson have gone into the boat-building business. I presume they became partners because they have always agreed with each other. Fritz Drumheller is now football coach at Notre Dame and his teams haven't lost in 77 times out. We're glad to have been of service to you and if you want any additional information you may write us at The Creveling-Malarkey Resort Home, Bermuda. Yours truly, D. Creveling and G. Malarkey. 23