Lakeside School - Numidian Yearbook (Seattle, WA)

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Class Prophecy del VALLE BODY WORKS We Make Everything Hollywood and Vine Hollywood, California Alumni Secretary, Lakeside School Seattle, Washington Dear Sir: ln reply to your letter of the fourteenth, requesting the whereabouts of members of the class of ,49, I submit the following account based on various sources, including material from the Adjutant General's office in the Pentagon: Pfc. R. G. Rotton has served four years as a laboratory assistant at Fort Lewis. His specialty is blood tests. Pvt. Paul Mountcastle has been detained six years at the draft center without assignment. His various aptitudes have so puzzled the classification specialists that they have been unable to agree on a category. C. R. O. Harold Alldred has earned his red hash marks as third assistant line coach ut Camp Peroxide Pre-Flight. T. 5 Warner Scheyer by reason of his medical training spent the first five years of army life at a reception center making urinanalysis. Lt. tj. g.J Willis Brown, who was put in charge of a four-masted cutter by reason of his small- boat experience, is, now reported missing on Lake Washington. Red Cross worker John Anderson, declared 4-F, was sent by the army to disseminate Ameri- can culture to the native population of the Solomon islands. Cpl. C. H. Stewart, ballistic expert of the class, looked forward to a similar career in the army. He was assigned to the band, apparently because he is tone deaf. Pvt. Poe Fratt is Colonel Benson's jeep driver while Benson is a liaison officer with the British on the upper Nile. Fratt's main duty is retrieving his commanding officer from his fre- quent safaris into Ethiopia. Jim Gravely by some quirk of army classification is in G-2 under the personal command of Lt. Gen. C. R. James. Pft. Bill Bell, who earned his chevrons after serving in the infantry for eleven years, was finally promoted and given the responsibility of serving as Lt. Cravely's orderly. Pfc. Ronald Rickles rose through the ranks and sweated out the war as a teletype operator in the Pentagon. He was attached to a W. A. C. S. R. John Cronkhite has gained recognition as a ahead specialist, his techniques have been widely copied. Col. Fred Guenther now heads the mathematics department at West Point and, by a strange coincidence, Comdr. Dan Creveling serves in the same capacity at Annapolis. Lt. Don Etherington first applied to the air corps because he liked the looks of their uniform but was assigned to plain clothes intelligence work. Cpl. Tom Symons, who had no particular desire to be G. I., found himself in the M. P.'s, and was soon noted for the whitest belt and shiniest shoes. Sgt. John Vanderspek was particularly pleased with his job in the M. P.'s and was noted for picking up more speeders than any other patrolman. This happy career came to an abrupt end when he arrested Brig. Cen. Edward Brady, youngest general in the air corps. Vanderspek was quickly assigned to overseas duty. ff Mess Sgt. R. Forgey has become a big man in the army, weight 312 pounds. He is known for the zeal with which he attacks his work. Extsrogert Jerry Petram escaped military service through his work as an entertainer with the U. . . V ,A Bill Jensen spent the war in the safest place in the United States, Fort Leavenworth, as a result of selling dogfish hash to the U. S. army. gs, G. Pritchard rose not only to influence but affluence as the sergeant in charge of the Fort Lewis P. X. until his books were examined too closely by the Bureau of the Budget. He is now 4 Jensen's cellmate and the two while away many hours talking over old times. . Lt. Jack Bate, C-2, was betrayed by a beautiful Russian girl in whom he had complete confi- dence. She used him and left him on the Nile. Yardbird X. L. Anthony, because of past experience at Lakeside, is now digging latrines on J' QE the Rock of Gibral'ar. g 25 Major Zoffel, B. S., M. S., Ph. D., reported that he and his assistant, Capt. C. Logan, B. S., 3 ' M. S., have been making progress on radiant energy. 1' 2 Capt. R. L. Rodbury entered the navy as a plebe from R. P. I. After fifteen years he reap- Qt i. 5 M 2 peared as a four-striper. No one can explain it, but apparently his responses were uniformly filllg X corrrect. Capt. Walt Bush when last heard from was spreading enlightenment and joy among the upper Amazonians, whom he classified as similar in mores to Portlanders. 1 Yours very truly, bf, fi Q Big Bore del Valle, ss E Class Secretary. is ' Q74 ' - -- .E 12

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ROW 1: Vowles, Manlowe, Bowers, Norton, Perrell, Rutherford, Harms, Woodward. Gaither. ROW 2: Donovan, Stiffler, Shannon. Simons, T. Malarkey, Rogers, Drumheller, Bushnell, Creiner. ROW 3: Clshmrinn, Hagadone, Callison, Goss, Loe, Morgan, Henke, Richards, Condon. ROW 4: Mr. Hendricks, Bordeaux, Phelps, G. Malarkey, Bailey, Slipper, Yates, Bayly, Hendrickson, Mr. Carbray. Junior Class This year 1948-1949 found the class of '50, long noted for their scholarly retirement from school activities, launching both social and athletic programs. Lakeside's hopes for championship teams in 1950 rest largely on the shoul- ders of lettermen Bordeaux, Goss, Morgan and Stiffler, and by Hagadone, Manloe, Malarkey and Yates, who will be eligible next year. While Rutherford, Low, Cal- lison, Phelps, Donovan, Goss and Henke were showing themselves to be budding social 4'Lions,,, Griener, Bushnell, Simons and Vowles proved capable of setting the scholastic pace. 5 President Bruce Bordeaux, assisted by Vice-President Jerry Donovan, Secretary I 3 Brad Henke, Treasurer Stan Phelps and Sergeant-at-Arms Al Morgan formulated ,5 tkxk . and put into action plans for money-making and entertainment. Through the efforts of .lim Bailey and Ted Rogers, who managed the class concessions, the .5 juniors were able to add considerable to their expanding treasury. The Basket- ball Dance and Prom were successfully brought about with the aid of Chairmen 9 Donovan, Henke, Phelps and Bushnell. Charter member of the class, Tom Simons, enrolled in 1942, followed in the T' ' Wigs! next two years by the addition of Bordeaux, Drumheller, Griener, Harms, Henke, - X12 in E Phelps, Rutherford, Schoenfeld and Stiffler. The class roster now lists thirty-five members. 'FQ Q55 : ts 'it 2 i5'ri S : 14 Q -- Q--- g--' .-:gg ---