Knob Noster High School - Knobna Yearbook (Knob Noster, MO)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We the seniors of SO-Sl, being of unsound mind, and lacking in school spirit, do hereby on this suspicious oc- casion, as we look into the blank minds of the faulty jun- iors, bequeath and bestow to them our many talents, abili- ties, and possessions. Danny, you are to receive from U5harkU Dawes his abili- ty to shoot pool. Mary Nell, you lucky girl, Sue wills her many admirers to you. To you, Ann, Melvin gives his undying love and devotion To James Logsdon, Kenneth wills his many and beautiful girl friends. Inez wills her ability to love one man to Shirley Frieben. Alan Richeson leaves his crew cut to Cecil Peterman. Lawrence leaves his ability to leave other men's women alone to John Greer. Melvin leaves his height to Dale Wharton. Charlie Miller leaves his talent to fascinate the girls to Dale Blaylock. To Patsy Anderson, Ted wills his Ulong drawl.H Alta and Jeanette leave their companionship to Jean and Thelma. Sue wills her height to Rosemary. Eldred Schubert leaves his quietness to John Greer. Ann, you unfortunate thing, you are to receive Jamey's false teeth. , Corbett leaves his hilarious laugh to Mardel HRedH Emig. To Esther, with Sue's approval, we leave Bill. Lonesome Pat, Eunice leaves her ability to catch a man to you. To Ruth, Faye gives the charm and elegance which have been characteristic of her ever since she entered the world. To Erma Lee, Ted gives his ability to concentrate and study while in school. To the Freshmen, we leave our many fights with the teachers, our bubble gum, and our smart remarks. To the Sophomores we leave our many hidden charms, our manners, and, last but by all means first, our good looks. Seriously now-last but by all m ans least, we leave to the school the faculty and the books. Written and directed by B.D. Music by M.F. 25 11

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PROPHECY The Senior Class of 1950-51 of Knob Noster High School, after thirty years of separation, have finally managed to have a class reunion. In times cast, there have been plans for a reunion, but these plans have all failed, mostly because of the lack of money. Last Thursday the last menber, Ted Francis, was initiated into nThe Johnson County Poor House.n After twen- ty-five years in darkest Africa as a missionary, he boarded a boat and sailed for America. We might add, it took his last cent for passage on the boat, but he said that hexvould- n't stay in Africa for any amount of money and be eaten by Cannibals. He said he had been in the cooking pot three times but that they decided there wasn't enough of him. That night we had our reunion. Seated around the old wood stove, we all told our stories. We all agreed that in the order of our arrival here at the 'Poor Housen we would tell our life history since leaving Knob Noster High. John Allen was brought here in 1961. After having been married six months, his wife left him, taking his life's savings of rabbit money. With a very sad look on his face, Melvin began telling his story. Melvin Foster has spent most of his life pro- posing to a certain girl, who is now an old maid. He had invested his money that he made farming in fur coats and.dia- mond rings. Alta Peery was married the day after graduation. After one year of marriage, her husband deserted her and their quadruplets. After trying for one week to support them,she gave up. It took all of her money for baby sitters. Kenneth Weikal is considered to be the wealthiest man in the nPoor House.' He has a full set of gold teeth. Due to the fact that it took all of his money for dentist bills, he is residing here. Robert Dawes married a very expensive wife. He bought a dry cleaning businessg but, since the invention of plastic clothes, his business wilted. Lawrence Atwell lost all of his money running for the presidency. After twenty-five years of campaigning, the Republican party decided they should dispense with his ser- vices. Charles Miller also ran for the presidency. He tried for ten years, but, of course, he could not compete with Atwell. He finally gave up. Bill Parrott used all of his money running from the girls. He still remains a bachelor. 27