Kingsford High School - Kingsfordian Yearbook (Kingsford, MI)

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up to her sense and nonsense Lookrng at the top srde of the news rn reverse we see CLIFFORD ELLIOTT strll tryrng to rrde down the bannrster on hrs head wrth a roller skate If he can do thrs oh well let s let rt go at that Are your chrldren well supplred wrth pea hooters slrngshots and sprtballs7 If not see BOB DUBY manufacturer of the shootrest pea shooters slrngrest slrngshots and sprttrest sprtballs These wrll grve your chrldren many hours of enjoyment both rn and out of school We haye two famous home makers rn the news today JOYCE FILLION has really accomplrshed somethrng She rs the proud mother of the youngest qurz krd NORNA NELSON rs also rn the headlrnes She rs that famous publrc speaker anthor and housewrfe so many have read about For better cuts rn meat go to RONNIE GALLA S Cut up Shop Once a cut up at school he rs now proprretor of hrs own butcher shop RITA WELLS clothes desrgner at Alcatraz has just drscovered a new model She rs MONICA GUN VILLE famous Powers Model from Powers Mrchrgan that rs Speakrng of the hrgher rnstrtutrons rn the country we have DONNA FULWILER musrc drrector at Srng Srng I understand therr entrance qualrflcatrons are very low GEORGE ROUSSEAU owns the Marrbelle Ranch rn the wrld and wooly west After graduatron from hrgh school he decrded to become a cowboy because so many had told hrm he could strrng a lrne Speakrng of lrnes that remrnds me of MARY GERONIMI She rs rn a new lrne of busrness She rs the organrzer of the movement to prevent profanrty I wonder rfanythrng wrll ever become of rt A trp to shortres Are you trred of lookrng up to people? Soon your troubles wrll be at an end BOB RUMPH has just recerved a patent for rntreasrng herght Ifrt just so happens that thrs devrce doesn t work cotact JOANNE OLSEN founder of the Nrfty Drfry Charr for short people Sarlrng sarlrng over the boundrng marn we have JOE BUCAN rear admrral for the Lake Antorne Patrol Squad JUDY WALTZ also wears that nayy blue She rs an rnstructor at the Great Lakes Naval Trarnrng Statron The result of the Natronal Grggles Contest have just been handed to me The grgglest grggler rn the natron rs DIANA FULKS Well grggles to you DIANA As new automobrles come rnto fashron new drry ers are also seen ALICE O HEARN rs a new woman drrver and certarnly gets a bang out of hte' Another new drry er on the scene CAROLEE KAZDA who has come to the conclusron that the automobrle drvrdes manltrnd rnto two classes the qurck and tl'e dead Qurte a startlrng drscovery' Have you decrded where to take your wrnter xacarron' An rdeal spot would be JEANETTE DAVIS S hotel whrch rs close to three skr rows and a hosprtal Most people frnd thrs spot convenrent If you thrnk you ever wondered about anythrng how would you lrke to be wonderrng about some thrng lrke thrs? PAT REED rs wonderrng why a baby nex er sneezes unless he has mouth full of cereal FAY GENTILINE rs wonderrng why all the youth rs wasted on the chrldren Iwonder rf they ll ever hnd out For the lrfe rn general we see DON CONSTANTINI has had a lrfe hke a razor Always rn hot water or a scrape BOB BRYNICK rs the home lovrng type He ow ns a farm and has a cute chrck to help hrm take care of all the chrcks and lrttle Brynrcks Are you gettrng trred of frsh and eggs every Frrday7 Could you use a change7 CHUCK ELLIOT has just the thrng for you' He rs the owner of the Meatless Meatball Factory whrch has the roundest meatbfrll rn town Xrsrt hrm lfthough you do lrke flsh see CAROL PIRLOT ow ner ofthe local frsh market She says If you can t make both ends meat make one flsh' Anrmals are berng well proyrdcd and cared for these days MARX ANN STANKEVICH rs runnrng a refuge for homeless cats On the farm MARILYN TRLJMBLE rs teachrng the turkeys how to quack on Thanltsgryrng BARBARA BOTT runs an ewrtlusrye shop whrch sells hams and crgars smoked and unsmoked She neglected to say w hat are smoked Come oft that dret for one day Go and see JOANN W EYEIK. super duper rce cream scooper' Don t be a droop go get a coop Here s a soft job rfl exer heard one JACK SEX MOUR rs demonstratrng mattresses rn the wrndow of the WeSok um Store Another oft job JUDY MURRAY rs the rnyentor of the new doughnut I understand they re all holes l wonder what they do wrth the rrng Not rll p ople haye soft jobs STUART HARRIS has to wo lt for hrs money I-le rs employed at the La Vreux Flower Shoppe He rs the chref bud sorter Page 20 , .. 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wrth the longest beard rn the world and also TED MARTINSON nrnnrng the arr blower rn the fun house Brrng your grrl sweetheart or wrfe The screntrsts DIJANE FAYAS BILL BLUE and GERALD LINDSTROM after much screntrflc research rnto the mmd of a genrus ha-.e frnally drscoyered what a true genrus rs He rs a guy who can solve a problem you drdn t know you had rn a way you can t understand' Tomorrow may be too late' Don t delay' Purchase your one and only s tombstone today wrth the novel eprtaphs wrrtten by the novel DORFLER srsters NANCY and MARY Therr latest caryrng rs Be neath the stone my wrfe doth lre now she s at rest and so am I EDWARD PAYETTE has drscovered the erghth wonder of the world He rs strll wonderrng why all fish take therr vacatron each year at the same mme he does Sounds sorta flshy to me' DICK MEINECKE also has a problem He s lookrng for the three greatest men lrvrng He knows he s one but can t seem to find the other two BE'I'I'E CADIEU rs also on the lookout She s lookrng for a contractor who wrll burld her a house upsrde down so her upsrde down cakes wrll be rrght srde up lm sure that then her cakes won t Hop BILL FROMM and JACK GIBSOIN co ovr ners of the new breakfast cereal Lost urge you to buy a box today Lost doesn t snap crackle or pop rt yust lays rn the bottom of the bowl and sops up the mrlk The next trme your wrfe goes shopprng tell her to get Lost ' Are pangs of hunger trcklrng your rrbs7 Frll up at Phrll ups resturant owned and operated by SI'-IIR LEY PHILLIPS Employed at Phrll ups rs VIOLET SPARPANA orrgrnator of Vr s pres and RAY SCHULTZ chref chef Relreve those trckles' For faster arr marl servrce use the new fly paper manufacture by JAMES PILOT and Co Barb s Barber Shop has cut rates on harr cuts Proprretor BARBARA WILLOUGHBY guarantees satrsfactron or your money back She grves that dry glow shme on bald spots Squrrrels are just nutty about them' You wrll be too once you ve trred the fresh roasted peanuts from LYLE COLLIES and ADELINE CHARLEBOIS peanut stand located rn the Crty Park rn Iron Mountarn Mrchrgan Stop berng bored dance to BOB LANGSFORD He rs the new Bop Krng of the new Bee Bop called Bob Bop' Get on the bop and start Bob boppmg CAROL FRANZEN has yust returned from a tour around the world and has also brought back a new record She has toured the world on a pogo strck Congratulatrons to the pogo strck' BRUCE BILGREEN has also been out of the country He has been up to the North Pole sellrng can openers to the Eskrmos Iheard he was also sellrng them the cans' Down South a may we have VERNON LOBNER sellrng raw hamburgers to the cannrbals Practrcally next door to hrm rs NANCY DABB advocate for women srrghts rn the Belgran Congo Call Bergeron 6 17554928 Q to avord trafllc Thrs rs ADRIAN BERGERON your frendly taxr cab man rn urnnesec Mrchrgan MARIAN FINENDALE has finally got her own column She rs wrrtrng advrce to the lovelorn Do you need any advrce9 ALLEN PEARSON should be about the happrest man rn school makrng up rncompletes Or should he be' Our What s new rn Medrcrne department has three well known personalrtres rn rts news today Dr CHARLES KRANS belreves he has frnally found a cure for the panes so many wrndows have Dr RO GER MACKIE has yust recerved an avr ard for berng the best treater of crgarette burns Workrng at the lrcense bureau rn crty hall rs Dr JACKIE TORVINEN who rs examrnrng the heads of people who want to get marrred Are your bones as bony as they should be? If not buy your mrlk from JACK O CONNOR who has just Completed hrs automatrc mrlk maker vshrch rs puttrng the cows out of busrness If you don t care for synthetrc mrlk call on I-IELENE ROOSEN who wrll haye your mrlk prped to you strarght from the cow' Thrs mrlk rs guaranteed fresh' On the more handsome srde of the news we have news of a new lrfeguard Thrs well burlt hunk of man rs DON LEGAULT who rs makrng hrs debut at the dog pond You can now feel safe when your dogs are at the pond JOANNE WESTBY rs strll tourrng the country lookrng for an echo valley where the echoes can keep Page 19 r 1 ' ' 1 V' U . , , . . . , . . 1 1 1 1 . , . , , v . . , 1 1 ' . . . . . . ,, 1 . , . A - . 1 1- 1 a ' r - - - . r . , . . . . . . . . , , . r 1 y 1. H V 1 ' 1 er H - - - - ' 1 ' 1 1 1 ' - - - -1 1, , . . . . . ,, . ,, . - , ,, . ,, . . . ., . ' ' l 1 , . . - - - .. .1 , . . - n 1 . . - -r 1. - - 1 ' , . . . . I y . ' 1 - 1 . . . . , , ' 1 . . g , Q 1 - , - - - - n 11 ,, , . . . ,, . . . . 1 . . . ,, ,, . . 1 . . . . V . . . ' 1 1 n r 1 ' 1 1 U . ,, . . V . . . 1 1 ' ' , .

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I haue a ft artlsnc notes for you now For ballet lr e you ye never seen b fore attend tonlght s per formance ot modern ballet st rrrm BOB FARLEX In the ptr tonductmg the all gxrl orchestra 15 ACK BARROW It wlll certainly be an enjoyable eyenmg Ifyou hay n t gotten your calendar for thts year yet get xt at your local recreatlon center BRUCE BERG has these mte calendars DONNA HELLMAN says V. e need young 1deas rn our government She IS frghtlng for clnldrcn s suffrage ESTHERJAC OBSON IS a busy wt man lately sxnce someone told her she was fxlthy rxch It seems she IS st1ll scrubbmg her money CAROL ERICKSOIN rs also domg some cleamng robs She rs head butcher at the Scalp u Beauty Lodge and has been domg some clean scal mg The proprietor of that new dramond center IS SHIRLY LeFLEUR Her dtamonds are guaranteed for a ltfe trme She sells such exclusxve dramonds as Brlggs Stadium and Wrrgley F1eld Its certamly too bad that some of these clothes for moyre land aren t publxc desxgnets Id really ltke to see some of GLORIA FURNOS fashnons on the street She designs for the Tarzan movxes Speakmg of clothes MARILYN COWLING has found a new way to skm a banana She has come Sounds reasoanble Make sure your chxldren get thetr Atomrc junce datly Manufacturer MARGARET OLSEN remmds us that Atomrc IS the yuxce that made Kmgsford famous That sounds firmrltar Whats new on the sports front today It you re wrestlmg mxnded youll want to see MARGARET WEBER famed lady wrestler If you l1ke football youll be Interested 1n BETTY SWANSON All Am ertcan tackle Hrgher up rn the sports world we see Mr Foote the trght rope walker husband of LILA MOEN She has settled down wrth hxm and IS now rarsnng a pack of lxttle feet For nxce rosy gums use SALLY MOREAU S brushless tooth brushes for teethless people They re consrderablv cheaper than false teeth Look what we have here? We see someone else rs keyed up rn a prosperous busxness venture GENE TURK IS sellxng spare keys for sardme cans We have some very dtsheartenmg news now TOM DETRA IS strll at Ford s trymg to catch up to the assembly lme Quxte a race' Some more dxscouragmg news' BEVERLY PAVLAT IS thmkmg of gomg back to K H S where she learnd her A B L s I guess she wants to learn the rest of the alphabet The next nme you take r tnp I m sure youll want to take along CHARLOTTE PETERSON S new luggage It has more msnde space so you can fit those new Huffy towels IH them Worknng agamst hef ns PAT BARR who puts the fluff rn the towels Here s good news for people who are troubled wxth grouchy nenghbors Introduce them to ESTHER BERNDT S new dtmple mducer for sourpusses CARMEN GREININGER has also contrtbuted some of her gemus to the people She :mented a funnel for those who say they neve touch the stuff Ice Cream no cream' IS PHYLLIS CORSI S famtllar sayxng to these people who are on a dtet and can have no cream rn then' Ice cream Try thas xce cream wtth no cream tomorrow' MARIE BROULLIRE has more prlls than Carter' She demonstrated how her prlls have made her the strongest woman rn the world Husband beware' Thxs concludes your news and commeruals program Thxs ns W K H S operatmg at 1963 on your dral Remember a yoke a pun xt s all rn fun Please take If as such' See you m ten years' Page 21 I Av., 4 I .I V I' ,V Y - I e a . , . y -C. ' I V , I ' . , ' , ' r . I I I ' I . P A up with this conclusion: Call Banana yellow'---Banana will want to fight---Banana will remove jacket . ' D O , , I f . . . , , 1 ' I x I I ' ' ' , . . . ., , , E' . . i Y ' . . . . . , , '-- ' . . .