Kingsford High School - Kingsfordian Yearbook (Kingsford, MI)

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Class Prophecy Thus ns statron W K H S operatmg at 1963 on your radro dxal Thrs rs your darly program on com mercxals and news Our first commercral on the program rs advertrsrng our frrendly nerghbors ROBERT JOHNSON S funeral parlor better known as Bort s Mort says Business rs better than ever' If you have troubles come to us well strarghten you out Hrs assrstant DORIS SECRIST wrll make you sweet to the end wrth her perfume embalmmg Hurd Flash' HARRY WEPSALA has just completed a 10 year survey and rs proud to report that 6 per cent of marrred people are men' Very mterestmg' ROGER HALL rs commg along frne rearrangmg hrs new calender for havmg all holrdays etc on one day For example Havrng Valentmes Day on Chrrstmas Chrrstmas on Easter and Easter on Brrthdays Thxs way people wrll only have to buy one present a year' Our astronomer DAWN MICHAUD rs strll trymg to fmd out why so many people are gomg around wnth stars 1n therr eves She had heard there was a shortage due to so many fallnng stars BILL CALCARI fmally hgured out why you say A men nnstead of A women rn church He realrzes that all songs sung are Hymns For stronger jaws be sure to chevy Bubbly Bubble Gum sold by DICK GUSSERT manufacturer of the bubblrest bubble gum that ex er bubbled Hrs prrvate secretary YVONNE CARL rs saxd to have the strongest jaws rn town Could rt be from chewmg Drck s gum? Late for school and no car trouble? ust go to Sully s Super Standard Servxce Statnon for Skrpprng Scholars owned and operated by TOM SULLIVAN once a skrpprng scholar at K H S Hrs chrefmechanrc JANE WILLMAN wnll put that excuse rn your car Sullys IS not open Saturdays Sundays and vaca non days Speakmg of cars better watch that speedmg' Polrceman patrolrng around K H S rs CLARENCE BAKER who doesn t belreve m speedmg and loves to grve trckets' Watch that man' And speakmg of speedrng JOE DELDIN has put hrs track abrlrty to use He IS strll managmg to stay smgle by runnmg from the farrer sex Hearmg the word smgle remrnds me of what came over the wrres the other day ACK PAYANT won t leave Lonely Heart Island for all the women rn the world' Now that s what Id call a real hermrt' Are you troubled wnth straxght shmy bald spots? For those eye catchmg waves on bald spots use NY WENDER has just the covering you need' He makes the Beannest Beanxes ever worn on a Bean .IAN DUFRESNE owner of The No News rs Good News Newspaper has just handed me a news scoop The famous jumpmg rope twms who are WILFORD and GILFORD LE DOCQ have finally recerved therr new plates If you remember they lost therr teeth 1n a jumpmg collrsron Have you been pale and unrosre lately? FRED SPANTON presrdent of the Rosle Rouge Company has a new formula for new true rosre cheeks Try rt today For a new kmd of entertalnment see NORMA jOHNSON starrmg rn The Brgger They Are the Harder They Fall or The Love of Mr Mouse and Mrss Elephant The elephants rn the show are those famed roller skatxng elephants tranned by the mrghty DORTHY THOMAS The vyerght lrftxng mrce grve an example of the wonderful tramer ROBERT SCHULTZ 'X ou ll enjoy thrs thrnll packed entertamment A new Comptroller of currency has been appomted She rs ALICE CARR I guess that s what you d call her anyway a controller of currency her husband s Speaknng of famous people we have PHILLIP MASSIE scholar from K H S a lawyer who IS strll at the bar Best of luck Nxck Another person who rs rn the headlmes of the class of 53 rs DEANjULIAN He rs the Presndent ofthe Presrdentral Presrdents who are collectmg jumpmg beans I wonder how many they have? A word to the mothers a new nursery story IS out wnth words and musxc by NANCY CARUSO Drd you hear rt? Because Presrdent RICHARD BERG rs trymg to abolrsh all Communrsm rn the Umted States Lrttle Red Rrdmg Hood rs a thmg of the past Read Little Whrte Rrdmg Hood today' Here rs some good news for canary mothers MARY NOLDA has opened a school to teach cananes how to smg your chorce of trarmng bass soprano tenor and alto Brrng harmony mto your home' It rs tlme for your phllosophy for the day MARY IZZO famous rn this Held says Drffermg from Love Life rs just one fool thmg after another vshrle Lovers just mo fool thmgs after each other Very true' Are you bothered by excess fat? Get a copy of DON LARUE S Charles Fatless Book Be nd of bustle buxld muscle' Come one come all' jAMES GALEAZZI S Super Crrcus ns rn town Wrth hrm are TOM EHLERS Page 18 ' -I , . . ' l. . Q ' . Baldy Wave Tonic , manufactured by TERRY RYAN and BILL SCHULTZ. If that doesn't work, FRAN-

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flax: lllsfory lt was four short years ago rn the fall of 1949 that one hundred and sxxty hve students enrolled as freshmen ln K H S These first days were trymg ones for us mexpenenced freshxes Later when we were somewhat acquamted though at txmes sull lost we elected the followmg oflicers to represent our class Presndent john Ertckson Vnce Presldent Roger Mackxe Secretary Ronald Glass Treasurer Nancy Caruso Then nt was September agam and vue were sophomores It was better somehow to be a sophomore we smtled tolerantly at the mcomlng frosh we vsorshxpped the confxdent semors Now as sophomores we weren t lost anymore and K H S really was our school Wnth a class of one hundred and fifty five we choseas leaders Presldent Lots Hughes Vnce Presxdent jack Payant Secretary ack Gibson Treasur er Helene Roosen It was a cnsp fall day ln September and the pro.1d class of 1953 entered the doors of K H S as umors It was a busy year wnth partxes and dances football games and bonfxres tt was a happy full year we spent as jumors The umor Prom sponsored by our class of one hundred and thlrty five was a huge success Our theme was The lovhest nxght of the year and nt truly was Under a star studded sky wnth the moon playmg magxc wnth the dancers couples danced to the melodxes of Tomassom s orchestra Flowers and vmes arches love seats the wlshmg well and throne the formals of whxte pmk and blue all transform ed the everyday appearance of the gym 1nto a falryland for an evenmg Kung Harry Wepsala and Queen Norma ohnson rexgned over the dance Thexr court consxsted of Vxolet Sparpana Sally Moreau Carol Franzen amce DuFresne Pat Hendrickson Dean julxan Terry Ryan Fred Spanton Gene Turk and oe Deldm Our leaders that year were Presxdent oe Deldm Vnce President jack Gxbson Secretary Gene Then we were Semors We had our Senror dance partxes and club actnvmes games and picnics and meanwhxle the days were creepmg closer to une and graduation For our leaders that year we chose Presxdent Terry Ryan Vxce Presxdent Fred Spanton Secretary jackxe Torvmen Treasurer Donna Hellman Thus ends a brnef outline of the four eventful years of the graduatxng class of 1953 Four short be hmd our future lrfetxme ahead When one hundred and enghteen Semors proudly wear thetr caps and gowns to recexve their dl plomas rt wall be wrth confidence and antxcrpatxon for the future and a nosralgxc loss for the past NORMA JOHNSON 1 l ll ttyl, X Page 17 o 1 n ' q '- , , ' 1 ' -- 9 -- 7 -- I -- ' w V ' - ' 7 ' ' Y 9 ' , . . . ' ' , - - , : -Q , -- ' , --J ' , - . ' D , ' . . . . ' , 1 1 1 1 v I ' . , , J - , , ,j ' . ' , ' , , . J Z . . y . . U . , H Turk, Treasurer--Terry Ryan. , . . . , . . . . , . . U . y J , . : 1 I , -' . 1 P ' l D i ' - K 1 - 4, X Q V 7 F ,. 4 , v L I ., . 1 . ' . A r fr In I' .V friw' A G . F e

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wrth the longest beard rn the world and also TED MARTINSON nrnnrng the arr blower rn the fun house Brrng your grrl sweetheart or wrfe The screntrsts DIJANE FAYAS BILL BLUE and GERALD LINDSTROM after much screntrflc research rnto the mmd of a genrus ha-.e frnally drscoyered what a true genrus rs He rs a guy who can solve a problem you drdn t know you had rn a way you can t understand' Tomorrow may be too late' Don t delay' Purchase your one and only s tombstone today wrth the novel eprtaphs wrrtten by the novel DORFLER srsters NANCY and MARY Therr latest caryrng rs Be neath the stone my wrfe doth lre now she s at rest and so am I EDWARD PAYETTE has drscovered the erghth wonder of the world He rs strll wonderrng why all fish take therr vacatron each year at the same mme he does Sounds sorta flshy to me' DICK MEINECKE also has a problem He s lookrng for the three greatest men lrvrng He knows he s one but can t seem to find the other two BE'I'I'E CADIEU rs also on the lookout She s lookrng for a contractor who wrll burld her a house upsrde down so her upsrde down cakes wrll be rrght srde up lm sure that then her cakes won t Hop BILL FROMM and JACK GIBSOIN co ovr ners of the new breakfast cereal Lost urge you to buy a box today Lost doesn t snap crackle or pop rt yust lays rn the bottom of the bowl and sops up the mrlk The next trme your wrfe goes shopprng tell her to get Lost ' Are pangs of hunger trcklrng your rrbs7 Frll up at Phrll ups resturant owned and operated by SI'-IIR LEY PHILLIPS Employed at Phrll ups rs VIOLET SPARPANA orrgrnator of Vr s pres and RAY SCHULTZ chref chef Relreve those trckles' For faster arr marl servrce use the new fly paper manufacture by JAMES PILOT and Co Barb s Barber Shop has cut rates on harr cuts Proprretor BARBARA WILLOUGHBY guarantees satrsfactron or your money back She grves that dry glow shme on bald spots Squrrrels are just nutty about them' You wrll be too once you ve trred the fresh roasted peanuts from LYLE COLLIES and ADELINE CHARLEBOIS peanut stand located rn the Crty Park rn Iron Mountarn Mrchrgan Stop berng bored dance to BOB LANGSFORD He rs the new Bop Krng of the new Bee Bop called Bob Bop' Get on the bop and start Bob boppmg CAROL FRANZEN has yust returned from a tour around the world and has also brought back a new record She has toured the world on a pogo strck Congratulatrons to the pogo strck' BRUCE BILGREEN has also been out of the country He has been up to the North Pole sellrng can openers to the Eskrmos Iheard he was also sellrng them the cans' Down South a may we have VERNON LOBNER sellrng raw hamburgers to the cannrbals Practrcally next door to hrm rs NANCY DABB advocate for women srrghts rn the Belgran Congo Call Bergeron 6 17554928 Q to avord trafllc Thrs rs ADRIAN BERGERON your frendly taxr cab man rn urnnesec Mrchrgan MARIAN FINENDALE has finally got her own column She rs wrrtrng advrce to the lovelorn Do you need any advrce9 ALLEN PEARSON should be about the happrest man rn school makrng up rncompletes Or should he be' Our What s new rn Medrcrne department has three well known personalrtres rn rts news today Dr CHARLES KRANS belreves he has frnally found a cure for the panes so many wrndows have Dr RO GER MACKIE has yust recerved an avr ard for berng the best treater of crgarette burns Workrng at the lrcense bureau rn crty hall rs Dr JACKIE TORVINEN who rs examrnrng the heads of people who want to get marrred Are your bones as bony as they should be? If not buy your mrlk from JACK O CONNOR who has just Completed hrs automatrc mrlk maker vshrch rs puttrng the cows out of busrness If you don t care for synthetrc mrlk call on I-IELENE ROOSEN who wrll haye your mrlk prped to you strarght from the cow' Thrs mrlk rs guaranteed fresh' On the more handsome srde of the news we have news of a new lrfeguard Thrs well burlt hunk of man rs DON LEGAULT who rs makrng hrs debut at the dog pond You can now feel safe when your dogs are at the pond JOANNE WESTBY rs strll tourrng the country lookrng for an echo valley where the echoes can keep Page 19 r 1 ' ' 1 V' U . , , . . . , . . 1 1 1 1 . , . , , v . . , 1 1 ' . . . . . . ,, 1 . , . A - . 1 1- 1 a ' r - - - . r . , . . . . . . . . , , . r 1 y 1. H V 1 ' 1 er H - - - - ' 1 ' 1 1 1 ' - - - -1 1, , . . . . . ,, . ,, . - , ,, . ,, . . . ., . ' ' l 1 , . . - - - .. .1 , . . - n 1 . . - -r 1. - - 1 ' , . . . . I y . ' 1 - 1 . . . . , , ' 1 . . g , Q 1 - , - - - - n 11 ,, , . . . ,, . . . . 1 . . . ,, ,, . . 1 . . . . V . . . ' 1 1 n r 1 ' 1 1 U . ,, . . V . . . 1 1 ' ' , .