King Philip Regional High School - Chieftain Yearbook (Wrentham, MA)

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8efore reading this document, which has been found in an under sea cap- sule, it is necessary to inform you of what has taken place in the past. 8illions of years ago there had been a great war which took place between two very prominent political members, DAVID KILLIAN of Russia and TDIVI IVICJDFQE of the l.l. 8.A. Through this war all life on the so-Called planet Earth failed to exist. DDCJLIIVIENT: Archaeological studies that have just been completed in Dalendrea have given evidence to previous existence of the U.8.A. Flecords found in an under sea capsule have given proof that there had been a great war which destroyed all previous life forms on the planet Earth. This war as scientists tell us began and ended because of two very important leaders of countries, DAVID KILLIAN Czar of Plussia and TDIVI IVICJDPIE President of the Ll.8.A. These researchers have pieced together facts which how prove that the misunderstandings between these two men caused the war. This annihila- tion of the world was due to the frustrated DAVID KILLIAN threatening to push the nuclear destruction button on l.l.8.A., but, TDIVI IVIDDPE whom was always one step ahead of Dave beat him to it. This information was not the only artifact which the divers found. There was also an 'l 887-88 King Philip yearbook, which must have been a record of all student life. In this book there are tiny facts about the life of each student 8D years after their graduation. It appears very odd that this civili- zation could have recorded these facts so precisely but, this is all the knowledge we have to this point. Here is the letter to what must have been a very affluent woman. .- 'v . U' Y' -4 ' -. I' is-. , f - .-f: . ,.i f gg +4074 U ! , A 1 - I, k If X if 1 X Lf X f . , U- K 1 I X Q 'N x' , X , gf- 4' X .W ien-' I' V. . Ziff f i i i I LJ Q ,-fl'--' six X ,dl -nl , 3' .' K 5 ,' , if 9 5 .I ' i. 'n 5 TZ., AC J - Q l .5 I fi - f f ?f TC P n x .. 4- A KJJVA, fi 9'-1 I iii Tiff? ' I ,P I ' i :IO I' 3 l i K I- E ,Q R I , ,K . il . I3 I 1 I li ao A ssrxiioas mi ?. oszxa Mas. cooiesa, 'JL-'me 5' 2005 l-low are you? It has been one week since the class of '88 had its 8Dth reunion. We found out what every- one has been doing the past twenty years, and we figured that it was time that we let you know. You are never going to believe it but IVIIKE FIINALDI, DAVID PAGE and IVIIKE DIGFIIS were all running for the presidency. Their main competition was LDFTI FINLEY, SAT! 8ENE8, and KFIISTEN LINDY, three prominent women in the political world. Unbelievably, DAVID KILLIAN was just appointed, by the current president, TDIVI lVlDD8E, as the youngest ambas- sador to IVIoscow. 8AFl8A8A 8l8K8ECIK had handled the paper work, since she is the Presidents personal lawyer. Dh. by the way have you seen or heard from 8l:lIAN LDIJGI-ll.IN or .JASDN IVIDVSESSIDN? They were last seen at a graduation party in early .June of '88. lf you hear anything let us know! Some of the class went on to do the most unique things. 8uch as. KAPEN ALLEN who is doing Flobert 8mith's fThe Durel hair in her hair salon in London, Ifor hard core punks onIyJ. DDN I.A88DN eat your heart out! DEANNA I-IDVEY is living with .Johnny Flotten above a thrift shop in London. Last we knew. they were barely getting by because of the low sales of their velvet Elvis'. Speaking of Europe, DANIELLE IVIEFIFIITT is painting street scenes in Paris. 8ecause of the increase in population in Europe, F-IICI-I PD88 spends his evenings in a shoe box in the corner of his room after a long, hard days work in a coal mine.

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