King City Joint Union High School - Mustang Yearbook (King City, CA)

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F l LA COPA DE Ono Whiz Bang. Joseph Garner, renowned in his school days for getting by with it, has just reaped a large fortune form the unforseen effects hundred thousand dollars which she regrettably became eligible to, when she sprained her ankle last month. The Holy Hotel, owned and operated by Archie M. Weferling, was again raided for serving seeds in their olives last night. R. R. Russell, local dealer in rags, bags, and bottles of ?, has been elected chairman of the Rotary Club. Miss Sarah Randall, versatile tight-rope walker for Ringling Brothers Circus, recently fell and broke her scapula-clavicular articulation. Those who knew Sarah in-her high school days will doubtless smile, but it's true- time changes all. Miss Marjorie Armstrong recently passed through King City as escort to a troupe of young orphans from the slums of San Francisco, on a tour of the Pacific Coast. Miss Armstrong has done much good work in this line, and says she expects to devote the rest of her life to it. Contrary to all former expectations, Dora Giacomazzi has not been remarried for ten years, and is still getting along very well with her husband. No hard words have passed between us for twenty minutes, she stated. Another proof for the theory that you never can tell l A Jan Martinus and Ernest Lane. ' SEN IOR WILL PART I To whom it may concern: Be it known that we, the class of '26, on this eleventh day of June, in sober mind and good humor, do make this our last will and testament. First, to our faculty, we leave our gratitude for the knowledge they have imparted to us. ' Second, to the juniors, we leave the name Seniors, together with the air of dignity and erasure marks contained within the walls of room nine, our class room. : Third, to the S01JhOl'l'lf '3S, we leave half of our position as un- perclassmen, the other haglf being already bequeathed to the juniors. Fourth, to the freshmen, we leave the good examples we have

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LA COPA :JE Oreo of the recent real estate boom in the Salinas Valley. Miss Lillian Beyer, the only woman of the class of '26 who has been married less than twice, is suffering from a blister on the roof of her mouth, caused by chewing gum with a set of ill- fitting false teeth. She has announced her intention of sueing Dr. F. Ray Peterson M. D., who is alleged to have manufactured the plates, for 3lS30,000, on the grounds that as a result of impaired speech, she was prevented from getting the last word in a quarrel with her husband. Dr. Peterson's lawyer, Jan Martinus will ap- peal the case. His chief argument is that the blister was probably made by a grape seed lodging behind the plate. The old proverb, there's a little bad in every good little girl was illustriously illustrated yesterday when it was discovered that the director of the crime wave, that has been terrorizing all Chi- cago, was Miss Dorothy Rogers. Walter Clement, the local cabinet maker, has received the third award of three dollars for his cedar chest at the state fair. This prize means very much to Mr. Clement. Florence Robles, the Little Spanish Dancer, has collected the orchestra, will present to the K. C. U. H. S. student body a short talk on The Virtues of Syncopationf' It is said that Miss Clara Pierce, whose beautiful voice has been heard nightly over the leading radio stations, will make her first appearance on the Paris stage next fall. Here's hoping Miss Pierce is successful. Reports received here today, state that the royalty of England are becoming very much alarmed over the interest that the Prinvv of Wales is showing toward Grayce Gould, the beautiful Movie Queen of Hollywood. Dorothy Hawley and Florence Franscioni, the leaders of the new Tieldian Faith, plan to make a nation wide tour of the U. S. thoroughly canvassing every state. It is predicted that this new religion will completely wipe out the Christian Faith in the course of a few years. Ernest Lane has received the title of Poet Laureate of Siam. Among his more famous poems are Where There's a sWill, There's a Way, and My Love Is Like An Onion. Kenneth Z. Mansfield, who started out as editor of the King Hi-Ways twenty years ago, recently purchased Captain Billy's

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LA CoPA na Cnc set, together with our four years of experience with the faculty. PART II As individuals, we do hereby beaqueath our merits and posses- sions as follows: I, Joseph Garner, do bequeath my ways with women to Charles Clausen, and my ways with the faculty to Virgil Campbell. I, Hazel Gruver do will my ability as an actress to Lorenna Schlapia and my sweet and loving disposition to Mr. R. E. Warner if he is here next year. If not, he may bequeath it to any person whom he desires in this school for I wish such a disposition as mine to endure and thrive in such a barren spot. I, Walter Clement, do will my dignified and reserved character to Marie Gontheir, and my ability as a salesman to the next unlucky business manager. . I, Dorothy Hawley, do will my considerate temper to Alma Jean Knowles, and my love of Trig, to Tom Brown. . . ' I, Grayce Gould, leave my ability to Charleston to Thelma' Eade and my place on the corner to Donald and Emmy Lou, hoping that they will preserve its present tranquillity. I, Ronald Russell, solemnly bequeath my basketball ability to Bill Shuey and my position in the Glee Club to Louie Wasson. I, Clara Pierce, do will my-position as Bus Representative to my dear sister Ione, and my bobbed hair to Rena Tommasini. I, Marjorie Armstrong, leave my ability to sew to Margaret Bullard, and my dramatic ability to Horace Bartlett. f I, Ernest Lane, do will my sixteen ones in deportment to Ernest Weferling, and my poetic ability to Homer Bronson, in hopes that he will give up the trombone. ' ' ' 1 ' - I, Sarah Randall, do bequeath my tennis ability to, Beryl Mor- gan, and my ability to speak loud enough to Marie Chiocca. I, Dora Giacomazzi, do will my stupendous height to Charles Carlson, and my unwon typing medals to Buster Walker. I, Florence Franscioni, do bequeath by place on the honor so- ciety to Elmer Giacomazzi, and my place on the besketball team to Ruth Parker. I, Archie Weferling, leave my ability to answer Bernice Powell's 4- .-