Kendallville High School - Kay Aitch Ess Yearbook (Kendallville, IN)

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thisl Paul Holbrook, reform mayor of Kendallville, was on a platform at a large gath- ering, pinning a medal on Elmer Zollman, the best liked iceman in K-ville. Bill Brunson was next, decorated as being the laziest milkman in the city, and rec- ommended for advancement into other contests. Henry Saller, teacher of the local kin- dergarten, gave a speech celebrating the occasion. Margaret Miller, singing instructor of children between the ages of four and ten, entertained the group with nursery jingles, although a dog butted in at the end. Its owner tried to stop it, but the people said they didn't mind. This was truly a gala occasion. Next the ray found Bob Kropp. Bob was yelling, Come and see Irene Early, the greatest living tiger trainer. Along somewhat the same line was the following scene: Margaret Streich, standing on a soap box, haranguing a crowd with the cry of Mrs Huey Long for President. Not far away was Iohn Claussen on a Chipso box just as vigorously crying, Down with Democracy-let's be Republicans. After this David Runden, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, etc., was shown operating. Dave was now a famous surgeon with eighteen deaths to his credit. Stanley Minar was shown doing a six months' stretch for swiping the K-ville police siren off the car in front of the station. Now came Ferne Wible dangling by her teeth from a rope high above every- one's heads. Later she said she owed her marvelous jaws to chewing gum in school. Next Helen Hinkley with husband number 9, was giving an interview, quote, I really didn't dislike any of them, but I do SO like new engagement rings. After this the poor machine let us see and hear the Discord Quartette-Mac McMarrell, singing low bass and stuttering, George Hornsher, tenor, Everest Wible, baritone, Richard Kuckuck just making noises. They were well known, well disliked and heard over all the worst sta- tions. The managers felt it made the listeners appreciate the following programs. Now what should be shown but Albert Allen and Cecil Koon as co-editors of the La Vie Paree Magazine. The scene shifted to Prof. Donald Gunsaullus, AB, BS, MA, Ph. D., instructor of Calculus. Lamar had the bad taste to laugh. Pat Patterson, as his assistant, cleaned the blackboards after each example. Much different from this high standard was the following scene of Mary Anna Forker starting a nudist camp. Her explanation was, A girl can't be good all the time. Robert Hafer was shown in'his curling iron factory. Earl Halferty was shown testing new parachutes. He was good because his center of gravity was so low down. Violet Kitchen followed, she had fallen into and was vainly striving to find her way out of her cello. Irene Schmidt was caught dumping her dishwater out the window. Next the ray was directed to a session of Herbert Iackson's, Petting Paradise Night Club, and the music of Ilene Hart's Hot Shot Girl Orchestra. It was under the direction of Ilo Mae Swartz, a good program was assured. Betty Hartman was a model of a per- fect hat check girl. Phyllis Gunsaullus was a blues singer who really made you feel blue. Beatrice Ruehart, gold digger supreme, headed the chorus. The hit of the eve- ning wtas Evelyn Siedel in her famed Shadow Dance. My! Myl How times do change! Elden McWilliams, janitor, said he wouldn't trade jobs with Mussolini. Much different was the stern note in the next picture. lack Aichele, G-man, was out with his magni- fying glass on the trail of Robert Hosler, public enemy No. l plus. The tension was re- lieved soon with the sight of Tom Renkenberger pulling himself out of his horse trough where his mule had deposited him. Next Esther Hass was shown being crowned as champion hog caller of seven states and Canada. Morton Holcomb remarked that those who had sat near her at basketball games would readily believe this. Ruth Bro- wand was seen teaching her dog to rob the neighbor's hen-houses-starting the poor thing on a path of sin. The show was over-the machine a success! So everybody left to celebrate on gin- gerale and pop. ' 'U -Wyndham Brown Page I7 Tm -QT 'l E

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..,. .., THE SENIOR PROPHECY The day was Iune 4, 1946. In one end of the large darkened room stood a tall white screen with an immense metal machine, bristling with levers and wheels on each side of it. Today after years of research and labor this Super Television set was to be tested. The room was silent as Lamar Higginbotham, Morton Holcomb, and Ralph Willy adjust- ed each part. For testing it, they had collected a list of their old classmates and were going to try to see and hear them, for the machine's super directional ray not only picked up pictures anywhere, but also conveyed the sound back. Through them I had re- ceived permission to be present along with some officials. Everything was ready- Morton held the list in his hand. Bob Glass, he whispered. Lamar threw a lever, Ralph directed the ray. Yes, there was Bob in overalls milking. Irene Parker stood in the doorway blushing when he squirted milk at a cat. The machine was a success-you could hear the cat meow and the milk spatter. Wallace Shultz, came Morton's whisper. There he was plowing. The horse loafed and Ralph shut off the sound mechanism as Wallace started to speak. CLadies in the audience! Ed Stoeckley. A classroom came into the picture. Edward was vigorously teach- ing Latin in front while Ierry Rupp slept in a back seat. Says Lamar, I guess he's been there six years. Catherine Bartlett came on next-behind bars- Yes, said Ralph, she poisoned her husband. A good home town scene followed. Charlotte Swartz scortching Ronnie's shirts. Another home town scene appeared, though not so peaceful. Down one side of the street was a row of shops-I could hardly believe my eyes at the names. Enid Haller- proprietor of the Elite Beauty Shoppe, Ruth Call-proprietor of the Frilly Beauty Shoppe, Pauline Wright-proprietor of the Premier Beauty Shoppe, Ieannette Harp-proprietor of the Perfect Beauty Shoppe, Virginia Steckley-proprietor of the Deluxe Beauty Shoppe, Ilo Swartz, proprietor of the Curly Beauty Shoppe, and Beatrice Blech-proprietor of the Blech Beauty Salon-and they were all, according to Mr. Dixon, economist extraordin- ary-running cut throat competition. The Blech Beauty Salon had additional troubles, too. Olive Hayden and Betty Kropp, heads of the Anti-Drink League, were its zealous persecutors because it looked like the Blech Beauty Saloon. The scene shifted to the hardware with which Howard Misselhorn supported his wife and seventeen kids. He was selling Norman Rottmiller a manure spreader. Next came the dancing team of the century. Norman Carter and Kathyln Eminger --happily married. We heard Kathlyn explain, It was love at first step! The next was a funny one. Ioe Deal ran across a field closely pursued by a bull- the funny part was in telling which was the bull. A war whoop rang out! Dale Seng dashed across the picture, stopped, and pulled out an arrowhead he had sat on. Ralph tumed a wheel and a droning sound came to our ears. A club room came into view. Virginia Crofoot, president of the Hear-em-tell-em Club, was just now tell- ing them. Ieanne Kurtz was impatiently waiting her turn. Virginia Getts, after telling a hot one, was looking smug and self-satisfied. Iohn Wagoner was next shown selling lingerie to Leona Bucher. For Betty Reith the scene opened upon a boarding house. Ethel Homett was in the kitchen over a stove. While we watched she flipped a panful of hash into the air. and collected it all on the return trip. Robert Lehner, their star boarder, licked his chops in anticipation. Pete Holbrook, says Ralph. Hes probably a coach or something. But vtfhcrt's Page 16 1' .- ', , , g 1, ., 5 f af- 'H -'ft ' L-iwii-Ii 'i .1 ali . l d Q, , dgr ' 1.- l Ea

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L lf'-5' SENIOR WII.L We, the class of the year one thousand, nine hundred and thirty-six, of the High School of Kendallville, in Noble County, State of Indiana, United States of America, being of sound mind and memory, do hereby declare this to be our last will and testament. ITEM I We hereby declare that all our just debts be paid, including the doctor bill for our last mental and final examinations, and all funeral expenses. ITEM Il Norman Carter: I leave to Mary Emma Magill, my sense of humor. Olive Hayden: I leave to Annabelle Herr, my ability to get through small places. Beatrice Blech: I will to Louise Miller, my bright lip-stick, .in case she ever runs out. Helen Hinkley: I leave to Mary Ellen Fraze, my Chinese speech to go with her Chi- nese pajamas. Herbert Jackson: I leave to Frank Reed, the vibration of my knees while giving a speech. Virginia Crofoot: I will all my chewing gum to Iuel Rasler. Mary Anna Forker: I will my bangs to Orpha Iean Preston. Betty Ruehart: I leave my naturally blonde hair to Evelyn Tritch. Ralph Willy: I will to Richard Clay, the first chair in the trumpet section of the K. H. S. Band. Violet Kitchen: I will my ability to laugh at nothing to Helen Nichols. Lamar Higginbotham: I leave my short name to Ethel Doub. Helen Aegerter: I will my never-ending chatter to Margaret Nott. Iohn Claussen: I leave some of my artistic ability to Bill Mountz. Enid I-Ialler: I will my ability to keep quiet in the assembly, to my brother Arlon. Irene Parker: I leave my brown eyes to Bud DeHoff, as a souvenir of the past. Howard Misselhom: I leave all my tennis accomplishments to Iohn Walters. Betty Reith: I will my namesake to Mary Ellen Hinkley. I, Mac McMarrell: I will my bashfulness to Herbert Herrick. . Billy Brunson: I leave my basketball career to Iohnny Oberlin. ,Q Robert Kropp: I leave my height to Ruthanna Schneeberger. 3 Catherine Bartlett: I leave to Valma Gilliland the horror of reading Iohn Howerton's It poetry. Elmer Zollman: I leave my gravy bowl to Raymond Palmer. ' '- Margaret Streich: I leave my frankness and sarcasm to Kay Lawson. Cecil Koon: I leave my way with Marjadene Reed to Dale Thomas. 1 David Runden: I will my comb to anyone who needs it worse than I do. Ilene Hart: I leave my laugh to Lillian Case. Virginia Steckley: I leave my naturally curly hair and excess weight to Mary lane - Bortner. ' Ieanne Kurtz: I will my graceful dancing to Kent Curie. ' Iohn Wagoner: I will all my haircuts to Richard Munk. . Ioe Deal: I bequeath my conservative driving Cbecause of the condition of the car involvedl to Herbert Herrick. Virginia Getts: I will my position of nevgs-head of the Spotlight, to Annalee Deal. Charlotte Swartz: I will my ability to h'6ld one man to Peg Berhalter. Phyllis Gunsaullus: I leave the curl on the top of my head to Lorna Hill. Irene Earley: I leave my wardrobe to Marjorie Austin and Maxine Hall. Norman Rottmiller: I will my graceful swagger to Anice McLain. Evelyn Seidel: I leave my willing helpers of the G. R. Social Committee to Beverly Failor. -Pauline Wright: I will my book review of Mary Peters to anyone who wants it. Ilo Swartz: I will my athletic ability to Elizabeth King. Ieannette Harp: I leave my shoe size to Iune Mullen. Feme Wiblez I leave my ability to conquer the affections of Freshmen to lean Arehart. Dale Seng: I will to Richard Claussen all my Indian dances and warwhoops. u : .. Page I8 '