Kempsville High School - Image Yearbook (Virginia Beach, VA)

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.Slat twill' and II I We, the Senior Class of Kempsville High School, in the year of our Lord ninteen hundred and fifty-two, being of simple mmds and sluggish bodies, do hereby designate this as our Last Will and Testament. Item I Sleepy Ironmonger leaves his ability to butt Ccigarette butt that ish hunt behind the old gym to Donald Reid. Item 2 Benny Hogwood leaves-The Journalism Class wishes Joe Delulio and Alfred Large would do likewise, as we can't think of anything. Item 3 Sylvia Suther wills her gorgeous hips to Alma Rea and Barbara Edwards-one apiece. If not satisfied, hips returnable in 10 days. Item 4 Nature isn't always right but Tintair is, therefore Doris Anne Ferrell and Peggy Webb leave their little pack- ages of bleach to Ruth Meixel and Carolyn Norfleet. Name your colors, girls. Item 5 Arlene Erdley bequeaths her knack for getting sick at school to Anne Newlin and, for extra measure, she throws up Coops! we mean throws inJ Mr. Lockard and the Driver's Training car to take her home. KI-M-Sic-R-U?J Item 6 Roses are red Violets are blue , If Goon Wicks has manners Stevenson has too-he has? Item 7 Anne Harp bequeaths her Shortnin bread to Bobby Kiracofe, Jo Anne Thompson, and Barbara Whitehead. Item 8 Cromwell has the nerve to try to leave something to Vestal, but Paul knows he doesn't need anything Harry possesses. HO HO, THAT'S RICH! l Item 9 Jackie Ozmon bequeaths his dislocated arm and his mislocated mind for Berry Sprott to find. Item 10 Dazzling Dan leaves his dribbling lip to Dopey Dollar, whose Million Dollar Band went bankrupt. Item 11 The pappies of the Senior Class, Jimmy Moseley and Jimmie Stillman, leave their arthritis and feeble- mindedness to Jimmy Snyder. p Item I2 Johnny Manby leaves his llth down plunges to 4th down Parker. Item 13 Bytz Dunlap bequeaths his long curling eyelashes to Pete Miller and Eugene Rawls. We hope their batting average will be as high. Item I4 Glenn McClanan has one outstanding point which he will bequeath to some member of the junior class. We, the seniors of '52, leave our deepest sympathy to that nosey person. Item 15 Ruby Harris wills to brother Jimmy, her term paper. Maybe he will live long enough to use it. Item 16 Marie Dozier leaves her hair to Mr. Littleton and Mr. Garrett. Item 17 Winnie Acree's head is going to dancing school to learn the St. Vitus. Item 18 The Seniors of K. H. S. leave to Donna Leigh, Station D-A-L-T-O-N W-O-O-D in hopes that she will do better with it than we did. All we could get was static. Item 19 Since Margaret Fentress and Shirley Humphries make a good pair, let's hook them up and the Senior Class will bequeath them a bag of oats. Item 20 If Johnny Manby doesn't Start working, Joyce Bonney is going to be leaving him to the junior class. Item 21 The Senior Class was afraid to leave track star Sidebottom anything. She would probably beat them up. Item 22 Athletic Andrews bequeaths her illegal K's to Husky Herbert and Wheaties Wilkie. Item 23 Phyllis Soriano leaves her torch, which she is carrying for Ironmonger, to Barbara Scott who would like to see Buzzy all lit up. Item 24 Preposterous Pete Baugh bequeaths a lie detector to Colossal Karl Herbert. Item 25 The Senior Boys leave to Ira, Perfect Boy , Fisk, a quart of whiskey, a pack of cigarettes, a shot of heroin, and a shot in the head. The Senior Girls leave him a 5' X 9' neon badge so that they can see him night or day, near or far away-preferably far away. Item 26 The romeos of the senior class, Billy Woodhouse and Ronald Meade, leave their dear traps to Delores Korsner, Charleene Mix, Faye Midgett, and the Hester sisters! Watch out boys, this is leap year, and we think we know what the girls are hunting for. Item 27 Joan Nolin leaves her tap shoes with tinkling bells to Chuck Snow so that he may attract all the attention his little heart desires. Jackie Ozmon throws in a red pair of suspenders to hold up Snow's droopy drawers. Item 28 Jeannette Halsey wills a mitty blouse and a pair of bloomers to Merrill Barrett, a faithful member who helps her every afternoon with the Girl's Basketball team. Won't someone mind your being so personal, Jeannette? Item 29 Item 30 Leon Holland leaves to Florence Baby-Talking Jackson, a baby bottle, nipple, and rattle. Mary Creech leaves to Betty Jean Lee all the wisdom and experience that she has gleaned from her contacts with Richardson and Godfrey. That wisdom would even make Confucius seem like a fool.