Kempsville High School - Image Yearbook (Virginia Beach, VA)

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f-WWW? wifi? i l N KEN NX fkxh Eva. Jimmy Baggett has inherited H5 Shoolm iff' BU D K' Q '57 Q2 5 5, Y ,Q P CB his Dad's old business, The Swing Inn Tavern, but-only those who can pass his rigid English. tests at the door are permitted to enter this society establishment. Muscles'3 Conant is at last resting quietly in DePaul Hospital as a result of his un- successful solo flight in his new Whizmobile. Last week his nurses, Sally Buzzy and Jeanie Scott, were seen chasing a. eouple Admiral Mathew Thackston, now piloting the S. S. Pocahontas The comedy trio, consisting had a command performance last of interns down the corridors-business, of course. after completing a ten year course in navigation school, is between Cape Charles and Little Creek. of Ella. lyfay Rodgers, Faye Evans, and Charlotte Baum, night before our famous president, Robert Yon. Yes, the patent oflice in Washington is full of new ideas and experiments, but last week topped them all. Peggy Mole Hundley sent in her new Vanish Forever Mole Cream and science was astonished-it is said that her old friend, Betty Whiz Gardner took time off from the Bell Telephone Company to help with the experiment. 1 After completing their beautician courses in Correspondence School, jean Hodges and Dora Brice have opened a new beauty shop exclusively for men. Their most faithful customer is J. P. Davenport. Jean Moore, former Kempsville sweater girl,,is modeling angora midriifs for Peek-A-Boo Company, Inc. The Henry Ford interests now own half a share of Fort Knox due to some successful stock market speculations on the part of Barbara Belanga, assistant secretary in general. Audrey Wolfe, eminently known shoe manufacturer of the latest fad, 'Lslip-here-and-there casual pumps, has recently employed divorcec Donald Davis as her no. one man. fSecretary, of course.j George Edward Webb Jr., scourge of the underworld, terror of Chicago, public enemy no. one and general gangster, was seen this week at the Troeadcro, nightclubbing with his sultry-eyed gun moll, Anne Lee Buzzy. It is said that on dismal, dreary Mondays, if you look hard enough, you may see meek, little june Garrenton singing Give It a Little Fling and Toss It Over Here for the Salvation Army down on Granby Street. Marlene Meade, our great contemporary artist of the twentieth century, who now re- sides on the Riviera of the Villa de Montague, France, has just returned for what she terms will be her greatest work-an oil of Worley, the Curly Girl. Our thrice married wren, Dorlores Lupton, has iust received a thousand dollar bonus on her patented idea of using a jet tractor to mow down corn. She received the honor last Thursday, her arms in casts, her 'legs supported by crutches. f20l

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Due to limberness and gracefulness achieved while cheer leading in K. H. S., Mary Sue Kiracofe is receiving encores as a Hotsy Totsy dancer in a Honky Tonk, owned and operated by Babyface Duplain. Mrs. Barnes' successor, Leah Ray Mears, is back at Kempsville. She has taken over Mrs. Barnes' old job of trying to graduate Billy Hudgins, who was somehow dropped by the wayside in the rush of '49, The eminently famous and world renowned interior decorator Claire Kennedy has achieved a new harmonizing of chartreus criss-crosses enhanced by robins' egg blue waves, offset by vermillion and indigo sprays and is reported to be trying this effect in the trophy room of millionaire big game hunter, Bennett Dixon Sloan. The Boston Red Sox have just received two new recruits, one puny pitcher by the name of Lawton Box and his ace whiz water boy by the name of Bud Everett. Our new principal, Miss Barbara Richards, has just received word that Edward Flanders, who is now running a hot dog stand in Podunk, is suflicring from delusions of mustard jello topped with pickles gooed up in his four foot beard. Our two great statesmen of English, Voter Parron and I-Iotlips Nuckols have just printed their own English book making the verb-to be-passive, transitive. Shoes' has just hired one of the most glamorous girls in Norfolk, our own Miss Charlotte Bowden, for curb service. You must drop in sometime. John Rittenhouse and Wayne Boggs are serving a 1 to 99 year term at Alcatraz for skidding around mountain curves while racing in their grandmother's hotrods, which were loaded with loot stolen from Rice's foundation department. We hear they are happy little trustees now. Warning! Joyce Carrick is still looking for a dream man. Edward Deford recently lost his title as the World's Fastest Typistn to his very able successor, Mr. Robert Hendricks, and is retiring to dairy raising. Mr. Hendricks made his debut at Carnegie Hall last month playing Nutcracker Suite at a net speed of 358W words a minute. Flash! The newest champion of the world famed Olympic Games-The greatest bicyclist to ever pump a pedal-The Houdini of the spokes-We give you-Jack Price! Her blue eyes turned to sea green, her blonde hair to red, Cherry Mitchell is no longer a Norfolk belle. This lovely mermaid now resides on the sandy coral shores of Miami Beach. QMaking sand castles ?j Dewey Davis, traveling schmoo salesman, tells us of a Harvey House where petite Lenore Rice slings hash three times daily. Blair Eubanks now has an up and coming young radio announcer to take his place upon retirement. Howard Pyle is really going far in the radio world and may be due for television, but credit should also be given to his able sound effects girl, Hazel Meixel. Richard Lane has just about made up his mind to go another term to please Mrs. Barnes. She says she just can't get along without her 'painn prankster, so heis taking up practical joking in summer school this season. Ladies and Gentlemen. How truly sorry we are to report to you the depressing news we have received of one of the foremost students of this Senior Class. We know how sorry you will be upon hearing of the well known international bee-keeper, Benny Haste. There has been no change in his critical condition. The latest communique from Lee Memorial Hospital says they are injecting grams of pure honey into his veins every four hours to offset the bee poison. We hope that after he gets well, this accident will not affect his eye sight so he won't stumble over his bee hives anymore. i211