Kean University - Memorabilia Yearbook (Newark, NJ)

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A Scribe Gone Wrong Class PropheCY, lune 17, 1935 I've closed my eyes to the rest of the world, To dream vague dreams of the future. Off in the hazy clouds I see Many nebulus forms. Behold! they take shape-and who should they be But my own dear classmates of old. There are the Quimbys-Ioey and Iacky Coming out of the theater in which Dave Williams and Ciccone have topped the bill With their nonsensical that and this. Walterina Winchless-I knew her as Marie Keisler- Holds forth in a daily column. She feeds the Public with snCrDDY write-ups Sprinkled with plenty of alum. Mr. Dilks, the gentleman of many abilities, Now as a Superintendent of Schools Says to unfortunate teachers: l'm sorry, there are no vacancies. The blonde-Davis by name- Cl called her Veel In matrimonial bliss Seems to find life far from tame. She's a tractor-salesman's wife, l guess. Look! A crowd-it's a club meeting with Miss Alice Fearn presiding. Anne Bednarz is addressing the group, She's speaking of Dave Evans' treatise Which is truly a remarkable book. A stirring voice comes to us on the breeze- Bomaine Blackmar, the Mae West of our crowd, Star of Broadway, still goes to town her audience to please. That languid lady of luxury flowing toward us Is none other than our attractive Blanche Kenarik. It's plain to be seen that she hasn't lost A single bit of her chic. Philadelphia and Carl have claimed their own- I speak of Betty Hughes To her we wish the best of luck, And remember kindly her learned views. Let Norma McCotter and Chubby Picozzi take you on a tour Of the continent-you'll never forget it To be sure! And all that noise over there? That's the salesman, Little, trying with his orator's gift To convince Buth Boby Of the excellence of his product, While she, perfect housewife, will have none of it. A gust of wind, clouds of dust- There go Weehawken and Bing Heath still vieing for Speed king honors. 111.879

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l'll bet on Heath to come in fust! Static, foreign countries, and more static- Bunts Siderits tarnpers with short wave, While Ioe Ram,iin his studio, plans artistic displays. The curtain opens to reveal An orchestra. As they begin to syncopate, the actions of the leader Attract us. 'Walt Paley-as l live and breathe! 'What motions you do make! And then two tap dancers appear- Ann Walsh and Edna Lynch. With twinkling feet and flashing smiles They dance as tho' it were a cinch, As Ossie Ebner watches Ann's style. As they finish, two sweet voices are heard Raised in melody With great ease. At a glance we see our singers are Ann Kindt and Grace De Vries. And then- Puppets on an entertaining play. The director, of course, is Miss Galloway. The scene changes to a quiet country town, We see a farmer ploughing. George Weiskoil, out there in the fields Uses his Industrial Arts training To keep the horses going. But who is that looking so high-hat? The inheritor of 37,000-Andy Kulat. loe Huff there at that microphone Announces the next attraction, A piano and Florence Guerin. She's as good as ever- Isn't that your reaction? lvah Cramrnond's going to Canada again and We wonder it it can be her plan, Like the Northwest Royal Mounted, to Go out and get her man? Election time with rnuch ballyhoo and passing out Oi cigars. Andy Miller on a soap box Extols the virtues ot one Andy Miller. Who in politics has gone far. Shouts! A crowd lauding someone of tame- Anne Doyle and Bea Schauwecker star in a basketball game. But over there is a quiet group that seems nice. Emily Padula and Ginny Mercuro, librarians looking very scholarish Hear the long dissertation of Merle Pryce On the advantages of Cutex nail polish. The Girl Scouts of America loud the praises sing Of their capable leader, Mim Eisenring. lContinued on Page BS! 1935 ..19,,