John McCain (DDG 36) - Naval Cruise Book

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Don ' t remember if I told you about the still they ' ve got in the sewers underneath Main Street (course they don ' t call it that, they use fancy words like evaporator, condenser, and such). Well anyway it ' s quite a big rig, and you should see the arsenal they got in case the revenuers come around. Nothiu like our old squirrel guns, mind you but guns big as trees and some new-fangled rockets and torpedoes. Even got an alarm that goes off when the revenuers get close. They all look like respectible citizens, though, pretendin they ' re paintin all the time. But when that alarm goes off, they grab for their guns fast enough. Kinda feel sorry for them revenuers. LT Stephen A. Phillips LTJG Thomas F. Keener LTJG Michael Marsh

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WEAPONS DEPARTMENT

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Like most other cities, we got our public works department. They keep the parks and walkways lookiu real fine, and they post KIEF- THE CITY GREY signs around so nobody spoils the looks. Their motto is service with a smile , even on a Sunday afternoon when folks drop in out of the sky on their oversized eggbeaters. SN Scott M Powell SN Stanley I Shutes FN William D Hansen