John A Johnson High School - Maroon Yearbook (St Paul, MN)

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-- egg! M AROON ji? -- Little Boy Winton gE:,57'R'f5.4 ITTLE Boy XVinton's childish heart pounded with joy and pride. Here he was talking to a real live circus man right there where everybody could see him, especially that cute little Betty with whom he sometimes walked i ' 'S home from school and things. Gee! but he was happy. Yup, I used to go to Johnson High myself once, sonny, when I was a little shaver like you. You just ask Miss B. if she remembers 'Cooke' Schorr. That's mef' the man was saying as he deftly spit a mouthful of tobacco juice upon a pair of clean white spats as they passed. A lot of the old gang is here. See that guy over there, that guy with the checkered suit and the brown derby, thatys hollerin' at the people to come into the sideshow? That's Lloyd. He got that job when the boss seen him announce at the Senior Vodvil. Well, I gotta get to work now, but here's my son, Hy Shorr. He'll show you around the place. I gotta date with the cook stove. Yes, and I think the cook stove is pretty hot, Hy snickered as they dashed off just as a woman came running out of a tent and angrily bore down upon his father. You listen here, Wilbur, either you quit hanging around that little hussy, Helga, just because she is a tight rope walker, or I will change my name back to Yeager be- fore you can wink an eye. She shook her head sadly as they walked away and murmured, I-Ieis dumb, but I love him. 'QThat is mom, Hy explained. She got to be a high diver after she prac- tised all summer at Tanner's Lake. She learned lots of things out there. But let's go over and watch Herman and Helen C. doing their midget act. just as they were walking along there Came a great noise from a nearby tent, and a man was thrown out into the street. A voice yelled, 'iYou are f1rcd!', as the poor man arose to his feet. He was still young but so humped-backed that he was nearly bent double. He got up and painfully limped over to a small tent near the entrance. That was XVilbur. He used to be the tallest man in the world, but he got so humped-back from bending over that little cashier, Lauretta, who works in that hot dog stand that he couldn't straighten up any more and got fired, Hy explained. They rushed down the street as they heard the sound of marching feet, and a loud voice calling time. Hun, Hoo, Three, Four, the voice counted time as they came closer. Ooh, it's a paradef, Glenn shouted as they heard the stentorian voice roar, First platoon, squads right. Hup! And an amazing sight greeted them. Down the street with soldierly precision came marching a tall, red headed man wearing a uni- form of the Minnesota home guards. He was followed by a woman and eight small children of assorted sizes. Column, halt! Mrs. Kennedy, front and center! the orders were bellowed out and the squad halted and the woman came forward. That is Milton Kennedy and his wife and family. She used to be named Irma back when pop went to school. The guy thinks he is a soldier, but he is nothing but a home guard. But come on into this side show! That snake charmer is Laura. She got that way imitating Pat's sarcasm. Pat could make anything wriggle when he spoke, but Laura can just work it on the snakes. But look at this cage of bears here. Look at the funny names for bears: Joe, Fern, Virginia, Dorothy, Lorena, Jo, and Mildred. Dad says that they used to be girls but changed. He says that even when the people saw them dance when they went to school it was easy to see each one of them was a little bear. It is odd what funny notions some of these girls do have. Give me a lifflr' 'A', will you, buf1?,' Page Tusczity-one .

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--af MAROON keg-- Hobbins' Four Lesson Course In Modern Art Lesson I LTHOUGI-I many prefer the auto seat for this lesson, I have always been prejudiced in favor of the davenportg but I make this optional with the i ,gy student. Correct breathing and stance should be developed outside the class room. The Jurden-Meis grip is a sensation and yet it makes a touching introduction to the more serious work of the evening. This grip was named after its discoverers, and though simple, is very effective and requires a neat technique to be executed properly. Mr. Jurden and Miss Meis have given personal demonstrations of this grip in many of the best homes in St. Paul and have many enthusiastic followers. Lesson II The Holmstrom Snuggle-Hug is a great warming up exercise especially recom- mended for pow-wows and similar outdoor recreations. It has an intimate little touch which gives it an air of careless informality not adapted to the drawing room. While this feature demands much work for its ultimate attainment, it is worth the effort according to Mr. Helmer Holmstrom, who has had notable success with it on many occasions. Lesson III The Rees Shift had to be omitted because he demands a cash guarantee or royalty because of its sureness of results. It was exceedingly dangerous and could only be practised in the presence of a trained nurse. Lesson IV The other forty-five lessons, including the famous Hobbins' Special, were cen- sored by the faculty. However, these can be got under separate cover for the nominal charge of twenty-five cents in war savings stamps from the students, and I will demonstrate them personally to my clients on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights and the same afternoons or mornings, free of charge at their own homes or in any other place designated not later than three minutes before the lessons are to begin. img? SZ! Most boys lake home girls instead of home economics. Page Tfumzfy-l1:1'vt