Jesup Scott High School - Scottonian Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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Miss Cockayne Mr. Corbett Miss Dallet Mrs. Dean Mr. Eberth Mrs. Featherstone Page Twenty-o e Miss Collins Mr. Cramer Mrs. Davis Mr. Dunn Miss Elliott Miss Fields SOCIAL SCIENCE THINGS WE CAN'T HELP BUT REMEMBER: Mr. Cramer's daily proposals to his many students in commercial lawg Those stifling American government contracts given by Miss Kirkbyg Mr. Langstaff's engaging digressions and unique manner of teaching everythingg The Bill of Rightsg The law of supply and demandg That the Allies were as guilty as Germany for the War as is shown in contemporary historyg The importance of the Mendelian Lawg The Statute of Fraudsg The intricacies of foreign exchangeg The names of the members of the President's Cabinetg Those thirty minute talks we gave in sociology the first semesterg Mr. Timmons's quizzesg Miss Masten's probing questionsg Henry VIII, even if we only met him in an English history bookg Those lovely little lyrics Miss Paschall got out of her ancient history classdof all placesg Miss Mather's dimpled smiley The Darwinian Theory, but we still don't know whether we be- lieve it plausible or notg Miss O'Brien's grand sense of humorg Economics, and how not to become a victim of an Insull or a Krugerg Mr. Kirk's jovial greetingsg Miss Gould's sociological advice on Whom not to marry and whyg And the importance of an ever-broadening and unprejudiced View point! MR. LANGSTAFF'S WORLD HISTORY CLASS

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E N G I. I S I-I THINGS WE SHALL NEVER FORGET: Those after school spelling sessions: Those tricky usage testsg Our new department head, Miss Humphreyg Those freshman ballads made into newspapersg The program given by Miss Paschall's creative Writing classy The Sophomore's first breath of Shakespeare, As You Like I tg Those heated arguments and debates in oral expression and those Monday morning open sessionsg Those junior attempts at dramatizing plays, Admirable Crich- ton for instanceg Those formal essays we had to write in our junior yearg Miss Barkdull's classesg That Miss Taylor's indoor sport is breaking electric light bulbsg That Something is rotten inTDenmark was actually written by Shakespeare in Hamletg Miss Cockayne's checking system on back workg Those sonnets the seniors labored overg Miss Aufderheide's stiff testsg The lines of poetry we were supposed to rememberg The odd feeling of loss during this first year of Miss Caughey's retirementg That Mr. Miller once played little Eva,' Mr. Muellich's curly hairg Kipling's Oh, East is East and West is West-etc.g That Miss Clark is a stickler for proprietyg Bergengren's essay, The Saturday Night Bath g That novel written by the various members of the creative writing classg And that relentless drive toward the ultimate end-P-e-r-f-e-c- t-i-o-nl AN AFTER-SCHOOL SPELLING SESSION! i W1i Miss Aufderheide Mr. Baum Miss Bingham Mr. Bradford Mr. Brown Miss Canniff Mr. Ball Miss Beck Miss Bissell Mrs. Briese Miss Brown Miss Clark Page Twenty

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LANGUAGES THINGS WE OUGHT NOT TO FORGET: That endless German grammarg Miss Goulet's French III exhibit in the libraryg Cicero's flaming denunciation of Catiline as taught by Miss Lewisg That there is no English equivalent for joie de vivreg Miss Canniff's collection of Spanish and Mexican dollsg That Mrs. Davis has taught in five universitiesg Miss Staadecker's excursus from the lessong The disillusionment upon finding Spanish just like the other languagesetough g That you are aces with Miss Bissell if you keep silence on the gold standardg And that whether it is-a votre sante, prosit, or vuestro brindiswhere's how! MATHEMATICS THINGS WE STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND: Why angle isn't spelled Hangelug How Mr. Baum laughs just like thatg Whether King Midas calculated his gold by logarithmsg How Mr. Eberth can' be so patient and-well, niceg Why the whole is greater than any of its parts Ceven if it can be proved in sociologyjg Why Brazil nuts are not called triangular polyhedronsg How Xmas treeiornaments can be made from tetrahedrons and pyramidsg Why X, y, and z should not remain unknown quantitiesg Why a straight line is really the shortest distance between two pointsg And how we are going to apply all the rules, laws, theorems, etc., that we are supposed to know! A SPHERICAL TRIANGLE WORRYING HIGHER MATH STUDENTS 'l Mr. Foley Miss Goulet Miss Humphrey Mr. Kirk Miss Krueger Mr. Lake Miss Gould Miss Hamilton Miss Keplinger Miss Kirkby Miss Kudzia Mr. Langstaff Page Twenty-two