Jesuit High School - Last Roundup Yearbook (Dallas, TX)

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THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT nf the SHADUATINS CLASS Ulf lSSl By Bon XfVooD, BUDDY GIANGROSSO, AND OTHERS We, the Senior Class of Jesuit High School, on this thirtieth day of May, in the year of Our Lord nineteen hundred and fifty-one, and in the ninth year of Jesuit High's exist- ence, being physically sound, and as fully possessed of our senses as can be expected under the circumstances, do hereby ordain and appoint this to be our last will and testament: First, to Jesuit High School we leave our undying love and loyalty. Second, to the faculty we leave our heart- felt thanks and appreciation for making these four years the Hnest and most memorable of our lives. Third, to individuals we leave the follow- ing: To any interested junior, Tom Matula leaves the title and deeds to Oak Cliff. To Terry Burns, George Boylson leaves his diet. John Rogers leaves his baby-face to VVes Jaska. Francis Landwermeyer bequeathes his laugh to the junior he likes least. Roger Thompson leaves to Mr. Poche the job of finding another Staff Photographer for The Roundup. To Eddie Fish, Joe Lostetter leaves his five o'clock shadow. To Pat McDowell, Jim Finegan leaves his quiet, good manners. Pat McNamara leaves one bottle of coke to be divided by drops among the juniors. Page Twenty-Iwo Dan Prewitt bequeaths his crew cut to Buddy Halleck. Bob Wood leaves a few inches to Jamille Ashmore. Harold Munchrath just wants to leave Don. To Jack Moffitt, John Daniel leaves his curly hair. As soon as possible Larry Magner will leave for Memphis. Jim Ameel leaves his old Ford to anyone who has nerve enough to drive it. To anyone who wants a new car, Sully Koth- man leaves someone's sister. Dick Willding leaves a few letter-jackets to any cold junior. Frank Bernhard leaves his place on the honor roll to James Bradfield. Tommy Allen would like to leave Latin 4, and everything connected with it. To Dick Mfilliams, Dick Schleicher leaves Mr. Maher. Al Killeen doesn't want to leaveg he wants to make up all the days he missed. Tommy Brown leaves his serious outlook on life to Hugh Campbell. Tim Heraty leaves to Jesuit High School innumerable tire burns all over the front driveway. , Paul Leech leaves to his two brothers all of the questions he didn't get to ask.

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I'm serious now, don't laugh when 1 confide to you his name, But joe Lostetter finished school. The college, Notre Dame! And Larry Magner, once a famous college football star, Became a priest, and now he lives where missionaries are. Young Johnny Keehan has become a movie actor now, He's won two Oscars for his shows, but please don't ask me how. Republicans and Democrats engaged in such a fight That Robert Mock is President. The Socialists were right. As Price Administrator he's the hero of the nation, With Ronald Voegtle on the job we needn't fear inflation. The music stops in all the clubs where girls do tarry more WVhen Tonnny Allen saunters in-the Second Barrymore! One! Two! Three! Four! A nightmare, no! Must be the food I ate. I see Frank Bernhard counting children. Five! Six! Seven! Eight! I visited the cloisters once, and underneath the hood Which holy Benedictines wear I'm sure I saw Bob VVood. Dick Wfillding, now in England, with his cash was always willing, Though still the fastest cricketstar, he's faster with the shilling. Giangrosso-first name? well, of course, it isn't Valentino- Now dances in the TV sets. Nice going, Giacomino! As bottle washer once we thought this boy was quite hard-up, But Patrick McNamara now is chief of 7-Up. But if you want a hard-up guy you have to pllt me First, My money's gone, my friends are gone. The nightmare's getting worse. fThat didn't even rhyme, that's how bad it isj We thought Bob Schoof would surely be a radio technician, But Bob found out how easy is the life of politician. john Tolle can't find a job today, now please don't get him wound-up. The reason is because, he says, he edited The Roundup. Bob Wohlfeld, who in college lived in Engineering Hall, Was not allowed to graduate, he lost the basketball. And Harold Munchrath, he's the one who livened all the dances, Is doing well at writing books, he's written two romances. QNO, I didn't say he had two romances, I said he wrote two romancesj That baseball ace on second base who pitches for the Dodgers- I'n1 proud I went to school with him, his name is johnny Rogers. He's down and out, and I feel bad about poor William Schell, The hair oil which he marketed just didn't seem to sell. QNO, it didn't schmellj Miranda is his name, of course, we always called him Francis, He sells The Dallas Morning News out there where Haggar Pants ls. A boxer now, and of them all he's got the longest reach, It couldn't be, but-just because I have to make tl1is thing rhyme, And it's getting late- it has to be Paul Leech. And Michael Hawkins, who in school had tendencies monastic, Will soon add Reverend to his name, right now he's a scholastic. Bill Mfilliams, still in Terrell, chose an independent route, He sells foot medicine today in front of Ranger Boot. O'Hearn's my name, I needn't say, my middle name is Louie, Remember, boys, it's just a dream, I couldn't be that screwy. Page Twenly-one

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Dick Whetzle just wants to be sure he can leave. To the rest of the student body, Ronald Voegtle leaves the use of the telephone be- tween 10:30 and 10:40 a. ni. Joe Pangle leaves his barber's name to Gene XVeed. To Bob Flood, Dan O'Hearn leaves the P. H. book and all the notes. George Jennings leaves his Brooklyn accent to Durkin Kennedy. Bob Schoof leaves his attendance record to Gene Stamper. Bill Williains leaves for Terrell. . Francis Miranda leaves what's left of the drums to Mr. Tiblier. Bob Mock just doesn't know what to leave. To Tim Carr, Mike Hawkins leaves a short- cut to Ursuline. Bill Schell leaves his desk in the back of the room to any junior who wishes to be alone. J John Tolle leaves Johnny Keehan. Louis DeHaes leaves his ability to hold that line to Yves Jaska. jimmy Fagin leaves his Dodge to anyone able to drive it. To his brother, Bill, Bob X'Vohlfeld leaves his class-disturbing ability. Jimmy Alexander leaves VVyatt's to all am- bitious freshmen. Buddy Giangrosso just wants to leave Jack Schultz. The entire senior class willed Durkin Ken- nedy to Father Curryg but, as soon as Father Curry read about it, he subwilled Durkin to Father Day. With the traditional foresight and wisdom of the previous graduating classes, we leave as sole executor of this document that pillar of elliciency and soul of law and order, the cleanest man alive-Honorable Sam, the clean- up man. Tc . 4 1 15 34? Q S ! 1.. J IIVTIQ, -WASH i f o H ' 'T un sl lxiuluf' , I I 949 O47 .-f '-' f-'- Mug MALONE Page Twenty-three